The Jade Emperor Told Me to Live-stream!

Chapter 71: They all have to cooperate and show off

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For a moment, Yan Buping was helpless!

Really, living in the same family as this guy is simply the biggest stain in his life!

Although Yan Buping always looked at Mo Ming with displeasure, he had to admit: There is something magical about this guy!

Although this guy is not very talented, his cultivation level is not strong, and he has almost nothing awesome about him. He just messes around every day and doesn't do anything serious. But for some reason, this guy can always easily attract people around him. Everyone’s attention…

In fact, it's not that big of a deal. After all, this aura is not unique to him. Yan Qingcheng also has such an aura!

But the problem is, Yan Qingcheng relies entirely on her own charm. This guy...

There is no way to tell!

Really, Yan Buping doesn’t even know how to describe it...

This thing is simply designed to lower the overall IQ of mankind!

In fact, Mo Ming likes to play with these mortals, especially people like Yan Buping who have always disliked him but have never been able to kill him. He thinks it is exciting to play with such people.

This feeling is probably the same as being on the verge of cheating...

Mo Ming doesn't mind playing the same joke twice, but he has to divide his time.

For example, at this time, it was no longer fun to play like this, so Mo Ming spread his hands:

"It's true that I can't beat him, but I can cripple him!"

In the martial arts arena, there was no sound and no one spoke.

one second

two seconds

three seconds

The lively and noisy atmosphere in the martial arts arena instantly returned to its previous state:

"Brother Qingming is still awesome!"

"Yes, yes, brother Qingming is the most awesome, he's so awesome!"

"Brother Qingming is so awesome that he's as good as the sun!"

What, what's going on? Mo Ming was confused at that time.

The boys and girls below the stage seemed to have not heard what he said, and were still licking Qingming in various ways.

This, this is very embarrassing, okay

Damn, this is completely different from the expected reaction!

According to the general routine, after Mo Ming boasted about his awesomeness, shouldn't the following group of passers-by A, B, C and D sneer at him? There must even be a few fanatics in this group of people who worship the villain extremely and throw rotten tomatoes and rotten eggs at him, but this...

Just now, you were listening to him bragging solemnly, but then you turned around and continued to please Yan Qingming

Just please me if I please you. You just keep saying the same words over and over again. Why the hell can't you use fresher words? He's still side by side with the sun, why don't you say he ate the sun

Mo Ming is very confused now. Is this a bug in me? Or are all of you buggy? Or is this world a bug

Hey, I'm the one who was talking just now. Why the hell do you have to pay attention to me? ! (It’s okay to scold me a few words, even though you can’t open your mouth...)

It feels like you are walking on the road home and everyone on the roadside looks at you like an idiot, but you yourself are still confused!

It’s really “embarrassing” to use capital letters, bold words, and double quotes by the way!

No, it’s definitely not you who caused the bug!

Mo Ming gave a conclusion in his heart that was not a conclusion!

According to Mo Ming's idea, if there is any problem in this world, it must not be your own problem, it must be someone else's problem!

Just like it is now, this is definitely not my business, these people must be crazy! Silly!

Otherwise, they are deaf or blind. They did not hear what they just said, nor did they see themselves!

Otherwise, why were all these people running to lick Yan Qingming when it was clearly him who was talking just now

"You are all idiots!" Mo Ming shouted softly.

"Brother Qingming is awesome!"

"Brother Qingming is so awesome!"

"Brother Qingming exploded into the sky, shoulder to shoulder with the sun!"

"You are idiots!" Mo Ming shouted.

"Brother Qingming is awesome!"

"Brother Qingming is so awesome!"

"Brother Qingming exploded into the sky, shoulder to shoulder with the sun!"

"You are stupid donkeys!" Mo Ming shouted loudly.

"Brother Qingming is awesome!"

"Brother Qingming is so awesome!"

"Brother Qingming exploded into the sky, shoulder to shoulder with the sun!"

"You... I'll fuck you!"

God, he is still alive! Mo Ming was speechless. These people were hopeless. It didn't matter if they were sick in body. It was over if they were sick in the brain, just like these people now.

In fact, by this time, Mo Ming also saw that the people below were completely numb and ignored him completely!

In the eyes of these people, aren't you just a gangster from the bottom of the family? A little good-for-nothing with a foreign surname, the loser of the Yan family, what ability do you have to compete with the younger generation of the Yan family on the same stage

You can't even catch Yan Qingming's move, why are you giving me a slap

This group of people are too lazy to pay attention to Mo Ming now. You are a dragster. You can scream and scream and toss and toss as much as you like. Just one look at you means we lose!

This group of people has this kind of mentality now. They don't even bother to mock Mo Ming. Why are they mocking him for such a little waste? It’s not like they can just laugh at him and have more bowls of rice when they get home!

In fact, Mo Ming is very embarrassed and helpless now. It feels like he is performing a one-man show by himself, and no one is looking at you at all!

As a person who has lived for nearly 40 million years, has unparalleled experience in pretending, and feels uncomfortable every day without pretending, Mo Ming knows very well:

In any drama, there must be cooperation between the decent and the villain, especially in the process of pretending, only you are the decent, and everyone else is the villain. This is the so-called "cooperating with the pretense". The villain is born to cooperate. Decent and pretentious!

But now, people don't even bother to be the villain for you. They don't look at you at all. They don't even bother to ridicule you. They just ignore you. What a joke

So, this is very embarrassing. After all, you are alone. Even if you have great abilities, you can't pretend to be cool...

This is just like asking someone to clap their hands with one hand. Not to mention a mortal, you have replaced Erlang Shen, Sun Wukong, and the Jade Emperor. Even if the original Tianzun, Daode Tianzun, and Lingbao Tianzun come, he will slap you. No sound!

This is simply an unsolvable problem. Where can you ask him to find a correct solution for you? Even if you ask the gods to change, they won’t be able to change you!

However, just because Yuanshi Tianzun, Daode Tianzun, and Lingbao Tianzun can't figure it out doesn't mean that he Mo Ming can't figure it out!

Don't forget what he does. He has lived for 40 million years. We don't know anything else, he just knows how to show off!

If you can't clap with one hand, why don't you slap the wall!

I am really pretending to be this cool today. Every one of these people here today must stay and cooperate with me to show off!

(End of chapter)