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Chapter 86: This pretense is really vulgar

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Yan Qingming had murderous intentions in the ring, but Yan Buping still sat high on the viewing platform and pretended not to see anything. This clearly showed that he was serious about it!

If it was just to save face, I shouldn't have gone to this step.

After all, the entrance quota to Nanling Mansion is now in the hands of Mo Ming. If something happens to Mo Ming, it will still be the loss of the Yan family.

So, this is very confusing, and Mo Ming doesn't really understand what Yan Buping is thinking about every day.

However, this is not important. According to Mo Ming’s theory, everything done by everyone in the world can be divided into two categories: pretending and not pretending!

Just like now, who would believe that Yan Buping is not pretending

I don’t know whether others believe it or not, but I don’t know why I don’t believe it!

Regardless of whether he is showing off, just assume that he is showing off!

default!

Default, you know

That is, regardless of whether the other party is showing off, we should treat the other party as showing off, and we must use the show-off method to defeat the opponent!

No matter how awesome or awesome the opponent is, first bring the opponent to the realm of pretentiousness, and then use Mo Ming’s rich experience in pretentiousness to defeat the opponent. This is Mo Ming’s common pretense method!

Although it looks wretched, it is actually very useful!

"Ningxue, why are you so angry? You know Qing Ming well, and you should know that he won't do anything random. Besides, I think Mo Ming can still keep fighting. You rush forward now, interrupt this competition, and let Mo Ming do it later." Why do you raise your head in front of other peers at home?"

On the martial arts stage, Yan Buping had an expression that said, "Look, I'm thinking of your son." But his subordinates didn't hold back at all, and they took action one after another to stop Yan Ningxue from stepping forward.

Yan Ningxue's eyebrows stood up, and she was almost going crazy. Her cultivation level was not as good as that of her brother, and now that the two were secretly competing, she was at a disadvantage.

What made her most anxious was that there were several times when she couldn't help but want to explode, but Yan Buping suppressed her.

Now it seems that Yan Buping, the head of the Yan family, is not in vain. At least based on his cultivation alone, he is much better than Yan Ningxue.

Even though the two of them were having quite a quarrel in the spectator seats, they were actually secretly competing against each other. After all, there were still many younger members of the family here, and no one wanted to lose their dignity in front of the younger members of the family.

Among the young people in the audience, there were many with strong cultivation, but they focused more on the martial arts stage. The movements in the spectator seats were well hidden by these two big figures in the family.

However, their secret war could be hidden from others, but not from Mo Ming's eyes.

To be honest, the original body of "Mo Ming" was really too weak, even compared to many of his peers.

Not only is his cultivation poor, but more importantly, he is physically weak!

But things were different after eating the "True Phoenix Egg". Mo Ming's current physique has improved many times compared to before. The most direct manifestation is the change in cultivation methods and the improvement of his own five senses.

Even though Yan Qingming's loyal fans in the audience were cheering, Mo Ming could still hear the conversation between Yan Buping and Yan Ningxue in the audience, Yan Buping's sternness and coldness, Yan Ningxue's anxiety and uneasiness, all of them. It reached his ears without missing a beat.

If it had been anyone else, his mentality would have exploded, but Mo Ming was different from others.

Really, Mo Ming was so happy at the time, so pretentious...

Haha, Mo Ming couldn’t help but complain:

How vulgar!

Nothing technical at all!

There is no artistry at all!

Nothing...

The so-called head of the Yan family, the so-called hero, only pretends to be cool, like a kid from the market, and is simply unsightly!

To be honest, sometimes Mo Ming feels puzzled. Almost 40 million years have passed, and these mortals are like leeks. After cutting a stubble, another stubble will grow. Do you know how many world reincarnations have passed and how many epochs have been born!

In fact, even their practice concepts have changed again and again. From the beginning, they worshiped gods and gods and practiced in pursuit of immortality, and then later did not seek gods or worship Buddha, but only advocated self-cultivation. But why do they pretend to do so? Why hasn’t there been any change in the means of coercion

The technique of showing off is still so backward, and the means of showing off are still so childish. No matter what kind of big shot he is, once the villain gets his way, he will always be so dirty and wretched, and he will act like a street gangster when he pretends to be cool.

What do these mortals think

The point is, it doesn't matter. You said that you are a mortal, and your skills in pretending to be awesome are just about average, but he has poor skills and still has to go out and pretend to be so awesome in front of Mo Ming...

well...

How to describe this feeling...

This is just like at a class reunion, one classmate shows off his phone in front of another classmate who wears a Rolex watch, drives a Ferrari sports car and lives in a 400-square-meter independent villa... .

How unthinkable is this to do such a thing

According to Mo Ming's "Law of Pretending": Pretending can also score points!

What kind of people are you showing off to? This is a very serious question!

There is a fine line between being awesome and being stupid. If you are pretending to be awesome, then you are awesome. If you are not pretending well, then you are stupid!

Who is Mo Ming

Is the title "The Most Powerful God in Heaven" just for fun

Unparalleled coquettishness, a life of dissoluteness, the vanguard of the show-off team! This is a true portrayal of Mo Ming’s life!

With a history of nearly 40 million years of pretentiousness, it can be recorded in a book that can go around the three realms. When it comes to pretentiousness, I am inexplicably ranked second, and no one dares to be called first!

He has also written many famous works such as "On Pretending", "On Pretending", "Guide to Pretending"... etc. Although they have not been published, it is undeniable that Mo Ming has transcended the word "pretending". Ordinary people’s understanding.

It can be seen that Mo Ming is not only good at pretending, but also has solid theoretical knowledge of pretending, which ordinary people do not have!

Even in such a lofty place as heaven, no one can pretend to be better than him, let alone these mortals who have not evolved at all in the technique of pretending!

Pretending to be cool in front of Mo Ming, this Yan Buping is simply trying to show off in front of Guan Gong - doing whatever he wants to do!

Aren’t you Yan Buping just trying to show off

OK!

Can!

no problem!

You pretend! You try your best to pretend! You are so awesome at pretending! Today I will see how long and to what extent you can pretend!

Anyway, this is what you want to show off, but no one is forcing you to show off, so don’t scold me later!

There's nothing to say. Since he loses face when he's unhappy, why should you save face for him

Mo Ming no longer paid attention to the situation in the spectator seats and turned to face Yan Qingming who was also on the martial arts stage.

And that Yan Qingming suddenly took advantage of Mo Ming's daze to attack in front of him! (To be continued)