“Du, du…”
After two system prompts, the call is connected:
"Hello, I'm Mo Ming!"
A childish voice immediately came from the other end of the phone:
"Hello, I'm Wonderful!"
“…”
Mo Ming's face turned dark on the spot, but he still maintained a calm tone and said: "Kids, I'm looking for your Yue Lao!"
"Excuse me, do you want to ask about marriage? Then please pay the 5,000 yuan consulting service fee first!" The child on the other end of the phone said skillfully.
"What? Just asking about marriage, and you want 5,000 yuan?"
Mo Ming is not calm anymore,
"Yes, you need to pay 5,000 yuan for consulting services in front of Yuelao Palace to ask for marriage, 10,000 yuan for services to ask for fate, 100,000 yuan for tying a red rope, and 1,000,000 yuan for marriage. It is a small business, so no negotiation. , we do not support seven-day no-reason returns or exchanges!”
Heavenly Court, Yuelao Hall,
A little boy who looked like a porcelain doll stood on his feet and held the phone in his hands.
This little boy was about seven or eight years old. He looked harmless, but when he spoke, he was very measured. Obviously, this was not the first time he had done this kind of thing!
Mo Ming on the other end of the phone hesitated for a moment and then said:
"I don't care about marriage, I'm looking for you Yue Lao, you ask him to answer my phone!"
"Oh, okay, please wait a moment!"
After the little boy finished speaking, he put the phone on the table, then turned around and ran out of the hall, shouting as he ran back:
"Master, another single and poor person wants you to answer the phone!"
…
Mo Ming waited patiently. After nearly ten minutes, a very old-sounding voice came from the other end of the phone:
"Hey, who's there?"
"Yue Lao, I am Mo Ming!" Mo Ming said.
Immediately there was a message on the other end of the phone: "Oh, Mo Ming, I am Wonderful!"
"Screw your uncle's 'inexplicable', do you want to have sex with me?" Mo Ming exploded instantly: "I am the pretentious ambassador of Heaven to the mortal world!"
"Oh oh oh, it turns out to be little brother Mo Ming. Look, you told me earlier. I thought it was who it was!"
As soon as Mo Ming's pretentious identity came out, Yue Lao immediately stopped talking nonsense and said quickly: "Little brother, what do you want from me?"
"Well, I heard that you have to pay 5,000 yuan for consulting services when it comes to marriage, right?" Mo Ming asked.
When Yue Lao heard this, his heart skipped a beat. These miscellaneous service fees were actually his private attempt to make some extra money without the consent of the Heavenly Court.
This boy is someone who even called the Jade Emperor personally. His relationship with the Jade Emperor must be extraordinary. If this boy is tricked into the Jade Emperor, then he will not have to do it anymore!
After thinking about it for a while, Yuelao changed into a righteous tone:
"Little brother Mo Ming, look at what you are saying. We are gods. Aren't we all serving sentient beings in the three realms? How can we ask for money? If you have any difficulties, just ask, we can help. Brother, I will definitely help!”
Mo Ming smiled silently. Since Yue Lao was so "easy to talk to", he would naturally not miss this opportunity:
"Well, I would like to ask Yan Qingcheng of the Yan family in Yunzhou, the Great Yan Kingdom in the mortal world, what her marriage is like!"
"Oh, this, wait a moment, I'll check it for you!"
After waiting for about five minutes, Yue Lao's voice came from the other side of the phone:
"Brother Mo Ming, I checked her file for you. She is in contact with Huo Qingyun of the Huo family in Qingzhou because of the elders in the family. If nothing happens, she will get married to him in three years!"
Getting married in three years
Mo Ming's heart tightened, and he immediately said: "Yue Lao, I don't think her marriage is suitable, so I have to change it. If it doesn't work, take a look and untie the red rope between the two of them!"
"Well..."
Yue Lao started to laugh again and said: "Brother Mo Ming, you don't know something. Mortal marriages are all decided before birth. The red rope is easy to tie but not easy to untie! This involves a person's luck, and a single move can affect the whole body. , you always know the butterfly effect, right?!”
"Yeah?"
Mo Ming gave the other end of the phone a middle finger. What kind of influence can affect the whole body? What kind of butterfly effect? To put it bluntly, don't you just want to make some money
Mo Ming understood in his heart, but he didn't want to give it. He sighed helplessly and said:
"Well, in that case, I won't tell you anymore. I'll go find the Jade Emperor to find a solution. Goodbye!"
Now most of the gods in heaven believe that Mo Ming is having an affair with the Jade Emperor, and Mo Ming is happy to pull the flag and use it as a tiger skin.
As expected by Mo Ming, as soon as he finished speaking, Yue Lao became anxious:
"Hey, don't, don't, don't, let me tell you, brother Mo Ming, the Jade Emperor is so busy, why don't you go to him for everything! Don't you want to untie Yan Qingcheng's red rope? Leave this matter to me , guaranteed to satisfy you!”
"Oh? Didn't you just say that pulling one hair can affect the whole body?"
Su Xin raised the corner of her mouth, "You kid, I've been pretending to be a fool in heaven for nearly 40 million years, and you want to fight with me?" !
"Oh, brother Mo Ming, you have spoken personally. I, Boss Yue, can't risk my life. The most I can do is bear some divine punishment and lose some immortal life!"
Ouch, this is so awesome!
Mo Ming felt contempt in his heart. He had never seen such a boastful person. Didn't he just ask you to untie the red rope? Why don't you just say that the universe explodes and the world ends
How could he not know what Yue Lao was thinking? He laughed and said:
"Then I'm sorry to trouble you. As long as you handle it for me, I will definitely speak kindly for you in front of the Jade Emperor!"
Hearing Mo Ming's words, Yuelao on the other end of the phone felt happy and thanked him repeatedly.
Everything was done, and Mo Ming felt proud. Just when he was about to hang up the phone, he heard Yue Lao on the other end of the phone say softly:
"Hey, little brother Mo Ming, wait a minute! I just took a look. This person from the Huo family in Qingzhou should formally propose marriage to the Yan family in Yunzhou this afternoon. Even if I untie the red rope for him now, it may not be possible. Can stop this engagement ceremony."
The smile on Mo Ming's face froze: "What do you mean?"
"That's right. According to time calculation, the Huo family of Qingzhou should be on their way to Yunzhou now, and their purpose is to get engaged! This is a fact that has already happened. Even if I untie the red rope between the two of them, it won't change it!"
Speaking of this, Yue Lao paused and then said:
"According to the etiquette of the mortal world, once the marriage is decided and the marriage contract is written, it will only be a matter of time for the two of them to get married!"
"So, someone must stop the engagement ceremony or get the marriage certificate back within three years, right?" Mo Ming continued.
"Yes, once the red rope is untied and the marriage contract is issued, Yan Qingcheng's love will turn into a love disaster. Three years later, on the day of her marriage, her love disaster will come!
There must be an outsider to help her get through this disaster, otherwise it is very likely to have an unimaginable negative impact on her life, and even cost her her life! "
"Okay, I understand, just do your thing well, I'm here!"
His grandma, he thought it was such a big deal. After all, isn't it just asking me to show off in front of a beautiful woman? !
It doesn't matter, anyway, Mo Ming has already decided to pretend to be this cool!
There are still 11 points of live broadcast experience left to upgrade to level 2 bronze.
As long as you finish pretending like this and withdraw the gourd golden elixir from Taishang Laojun, you can return to the realm of true immortals and return to heaven, hahahahaha...
(End of chapter)