The Jade Emperor Told Me to Live-stream!

Chapter 90: On the classification of third parties

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Mo Ming has lived for nearly 40 million years, and he doesn’t know the exact number of years.

Anyway, for people like him, age is just a number.

Just like those billionaires, once the money exceeds the standard line of one's own life, it is just a matter of numbers.

It is precisely because of this that billionaires are not as sensitive to money as ordinary people.

In the same way, Mo Ming will not lament life, time and other things like ordinary mortals.

On the contrary, the group of people in heaven have to think about a question every day: How to kill time

People are not afraid of being busy, they are afraid of being idle!

If a person just takes a day or two and doesn’t do anything, then that’s okay!

However, if you are idle every day and do nothing every day, you will feel empty in your heart, and you will always feel that something is missing in your life, and your life is not so fulfilling.

So, if you want to ask the gods in the sky, what is the most awesome thing

Of course it's the ability to "pass the time"!

(Nonsense, those who have the ability to pass the time are living well, and those who are unable to pass the time are all crazy!)

Immortals from all walks of life who have been able to live normally until now have their own skills to pass the time. If you want to ask Mo Ming what his skills are, it is of course "pretending"!

When it comes to who is the most awesome in heaven, it’s definitely Mo Ming!

With nearly 40 million years of pretentious experience, who in the entire heaven can match it

In particular, this guy is different from others. He is not just pretending, he is studying pretending. He really studies "pretending" as a science!

I have nothing to do all day long, just thinking about what to pretend to be cool under what circumstances, how to pretend, what kind of effect will be achieved, etc...

This is terrible!

Think about it, the first thing a person does when he gets up in the morning is to think about who to show off for the new day, how to show off, and how to show off...

It was as if everything that happened throughout the day was under his control. Anyone who had any contact with him had passively become a tool for him to show off without even knowing it. The time was used.

(Actually, this is not the most terrifying thing. The most terrifying thing is: this guy is no longer just "researching" pretense, he has really begun to use pretense to benefit himself!

It can be said that the spirit of "applying what you learn" has been carried forward to the extreme!

For such a person, if you use a very cool and popular sentence in the novel to describe it, it would simply be: Live to show off, live to show off! )

Moreover, this kind of thing lasted for more than a day or two. This guy was like a habitual pretender. He felt uncomfortable every day without pretending. He had lived for so long and studied the art of pretentiousness for so long!

People say "a drop of water wears away a stone", but to be honest, Mo Ming's pretentious skills are really not something you can do!

Except for the limitations caused by one's own objective factors in a few cases (such as the last time Erlang Shen was pretending to be fake), Mo Ming's pretending skills are basically impeccable!

Not to mention these mortals, not even the gods in heaven can compare with him!

If nothing else, let's just talk about the question "How many classifications are there for 'third parties' in the process of showing off?" How many people in heaven can answer it completely

There are two and four categories. There are many people who know the former one, who often show off, or those who have the show-off gene in their bones. But the second one...

Not to mention others, just these gods who watch Mo Ming’s live broadcast every day to show off, Taishang Laojun, Erlang Shen, Fighting Victory Buddha... Which one is not an awesome and coaxing person

Every day I watch Mo Ming pretending to be weird and having fun. When people laugh, they laugh too, and sometimes he even gives pointers, acting like a keyboard warrior who says "I am the best in the world". If you really ask them to say it, they won't know. !

In fact, I don’t blame them, after all, they are not professionals!

This second type of "third party" is quite special. It is different from the previous three categories in terms of role positioning, the meaning of its existence, and what the role has to do!

It is difficult to use an accurate word to describe such a character. This existence is said to be a "third-party character", but in fact it is a very important role. It is not at all like a passerby like the previous three categories.

This character, in this pretentious process, is positioned higher than the protagonist and villain!

That's right, the role is positioned higher than the protagonist!

For example: If the protagonist is positioned as a minister, then this character must be the emperor!

If the protagonist is positioned as a counselor, then this character must be the lord!

If the protagonist is positioned as a child of a certain family like Mo Ming, then this character must be an elder of the family, or directly the head of the family!

...

In short, this character must be the kind of decisive candidate that both the protagonist and the villain are very worried about, and who can make up his mind at the last minute!

Then, the biggest feature of this character is: he seems to be on the side of the villain, but he is actually on the side of the protagonist!

What does "seemingly siding with the villain" mean

That is to say, before the pretense was over, this "third party" talked about bragging about the villain, which basically consisted of three sentences:

Look at how awesome these villains are!

Look how awesome the villains are!

Look how useless your protagonist is!

Anyway, before the pretense is over, try your best to push the villain to a higher level and give the villain a stronger character. Even in the process of pretentiousness, it will appear to be a little partial and protective of the villain.

However, when the pretense is at its peak, you will find that this character is actually on the protagonist's side.

Why do so few people know about this "third party"? It's because there are countless people showing off in the world, and pretentiousness happens every day, but very few people use this "third party".

Because such a character is difficult to find, you must have someone who can support you but also has a certain concern for the villain, and such a person must be a big shot.

The most important thing is that this "third party" must have a tacit understanding with the protagonist, a tacit understanding.

It can be said that such a "third party" is full of uncertainties. Even an experienced driver may overturn if he doesn't get it right!

But, then again, the greater the risk, the greater the reward. The existence of this kind of "third party" is far from comparable to the former kind of bad "third party"!

For example:

First: It is to increase the twists and turns of the show-off process!

Such a decisive figure can directly determine the development of the story. His existence itself is a representative of "uncertainty".

In particular, its partial protection of the villain and suppression of the protagonist in the early stage can arouse the inner emotions of the audience.

Second: strong style!

But please note that this is not the "forcing style"!

This is very telling... (To be continued)