Someone once said that if someone transmigrated to become a concubine of the harem because of their ancestors' immorality in the eighteenth generation, there were only two ways to go, either actively to tune/teach the emperor's heart, or passively be killed by the emperor and the harem.
Zhuang Luoyan laughed at the person who said this, but she soon realized that there is nothing that can't happen in this world, only unexpected reasons.
Peach blossoms in March are gorgeous, but in this harem, people are often prettier than flowers.
Outside the Queen's Palace, the beautiful, charming or charming concubines and maids wandered past, and when their eyes swept over the women kneeling outside the palace gate, they all had a sense of schadenfreude.
"Master..." Xie Yu looked away from the kneeling woman, lowered her voice in fear, and carefully observed her master's expression.
Zhuang Jieyu glanced at Lianyi lightly, "What does it look like?" Seeing Xie Yu standing up straight, she looked at the woman kneeling on the ground with a smile that was not a smile, "My little sister is very proud. Ao, I've lost face today, I should learn something."
Xie Yu saw the smile in Zhuang Jieyu's eyes, and there was a chill on her back. No matter what she said, Zhuang Wanyi is also the sister of the master. Even if she is not a compatriot, she is still a family of the Zhuang family. Do not miss the points.
Zhuang Wanyi, her former son, had also been favored for a few days, but she just got carried away. She fell out of favor and lost her demeanor in front of Feng Jia, so she ended up like this. I heard that she fell ill yesterday and was sentenced to kneel outside the Queen's Palace again today. Hou Zhuang Wanyi was probably useless in the palace.
The pain from the knee made Zhuang Luoyan realize that he was not dreaming a harem that had nothing to do with him, but became a concubine who fell out of favor inexplicably.
Not to mention whether she is out of favor or not, just saying that she is only a small five-pin Wanyi, in this woman's harem with more flowers than her, any one who ranks higher than her can crush her to death. At the thought of what would happen to a woman who has neither status nor holy favor in the harem, Zhuang Luoyan sighed.
Carefully rubbing his knees with his wide palace sleeves, Zhuang Luoyan looked up at the plaque hanging on the palace gate, Jingyang Palace, a place where women in the harem wanted to live.
There were some memories that did not belong to him piled up in his mind, Zhuang Luoyan felt a pain in his forehead, and lowered his head to hide the involuntary frown. Picked up for a lifetime, you can't be useless and be bullied all the time.
However, what happened to her eighteenth generation of ancestors made her inexplicably become a member of the emperor's boss in the harem, and she was obviously a member with insufficient attack and defense.
"Which concubine should I be kneeling, it turns out to be Zhuang Wanyi. Seeing this little face is so pale, it makes me feel distressed."
Zhuang Luoyan raised her head, the corner of her eyes swept to the corner of the sky blue skirt, it was the person who was speaking, the woman's voice was deliberately high, obviously she had a bad relationship with the owner of the body, and she was very happy with her current end, but It can also be judged that this is not a wise master. But any concubines with some brains will not blatantly make such arrogant appearances outside the gate of the Queen's Palace.
"Slave, give Ma Jieyu good wishes." One of the palace maids kneeling beside Zhuang Luoyan hurriedly kowtowed, as if she was afraid that Ma Jieyu would be dissatisfied if she was too late, while the other was neither humble nor arrogant. Kneel straight.
"I've seen Ma Jieyu," Zhuang Luoyan quickly remembered that a big woman can bend and stretch. She felt that it was wiser to choose to bury her head than to turn around.
In my memory, this Ma Jieyu has been in the palace for several years, and she has received holy favor when she first entered the palace. A few days ago, the original owner of her body had eaten a lot of platoons, but the original owner of the body had lost her sacred heart, no wonder she was so gloating.
If it is said that Ma Jieyu's behavior is too mindless, then the things that the original owner of this body once did are called mindless, and when she got half a point of holy favor, she did it very wildly. No wonder she ended up like this.
I have seen a lot of palace fighting dramas in my previous life. Most of these women in the harem are talented and beautiful. No one can underestimate this. . She passed away as soon as she fell ill, but let herself take over the mess.
In her previous life, she needed to be good at singing and writing, and in this life, she still has to do this shitty work, but when she gets to this place, if she doesn't go to tune/teach the emperor, she will be educated/tutored by the emperor. Which of the two paths is more difficult?
The numbness in her knees made her feel that as a sister, she had to live a wonderful life and die vigorously. Even if the emperor failed, it would be better than being trapped in the harem.
From an economic point of view, the emperor does not need to pay for the whoring, and the other party also arranges her food, clothing, housing, and entertainment. She doesn't have to worry about rising oil prices when driving, or encountering disgusting customers when she goes to work. She doesn't even have to get up early to go to work, and she doesn't have to work without traffic to get a fixed salary.
Otherwise, she is still thinking about how to tune the emperor? ! Even if the success rate is not high, at least there is a lofty goal in such a foolish place. People are not afraid of bad situations, but they are afraid of not having goals, right
Ma Jieyu saw that she had been provocative for a long time, but Zhuang Luoyan did not respond at all, and the original happiness in her heart also turned into dissatisfaction, "Zhuang Wanyi, why is this Jieyu not worthy of talking to you?!"
"Ma Jieyu forgives my sins. It's not that my sister dares to do this. It's just that the Empress ordered me to kneel here. I don't dare to be slack. I also ask Jieyu to forgive my sins." Zhuang Wanyi buried her head even lower and did not look at Ma. Jieyu's face, just the cannon fodder, was far less lethal than the media reporters she had encountered before.
Back then, when there was a problem with their company's dairy products, she was able to handle it beautifully in the face of the media's torture. Those reporters were the real sharp teeth.
However, the reason for her crossing... is that there is a problem with the quality of the company's products. As the manager of the public relations department, she appeared in front of the media and faced the grievances of customers, so she looked miserable before her death, and she also crossed into such a pitiful place ? So the reason why she was forced to cross has nothing to do with the eight generations of her ancestors, it was all her own fault
Facts tell people on earth that manufacturers who produce fake and shoddy products will get their retribution! !
But...isn't she a little wronged? She's just an innocent PR manager. However, her public relations manager is so miserable, what will her boss become in the next life to calm his grievances? !
Heaven is clear, retribution is unhappy... Is it really justified
"You..." Seeing that Zhuang Wanyi didn't take herself seriously, Ma Jieyu's face sank instantly.
"Very good, Ben Gongyuan thought that you were a discontented person, but seeing that you still know the rules today, you can avoid the kneeling penalty." I don't know when the queen appeared behind the two, full of extravagance.
"The concubine's words and deeds are unremarkable. Fortunately, I have been taught by the empress. Only then did I know the inadequacy. The empress's concubine was kind and only punished the concubine and concubine to kneel. The concubine is really shameless." I got up slowly, and when I stood up straight, I felt unbearable numbness in my knees, and I almost lost consciousness, but there was no sign of pain on my face. However, the words of this crepe crepe are really a bit awkward.
It's just that people want to live well, they must learn to adapt to the environment. The so-called survival of the fittest is not used in textbooks to deceive children.
Seeing that Zhuang Wanyi is so interesting, the queen looks a little better, but she is a Wanyi who has lost her holy favor, and with the fact that Zhuang has some status in the court, she can't be too smear of Zhuang's face, and she has a generous attitude, why not? for.
For a woman with no brain like Zhuang Wanyi, the emperor can only taste something new and forget it soon. She doesn't need to kill them all. There is one more woman like this in the palace, no difference.
Thinking of this, the queen gave Ma Jieyu a cold look, and when she saw Ma Jieyu shivered, the maid next to her helped her back to the palace.
Ma Jieyu didn't dare to reach out to wipe the cold sweat on her forehead until she couldn't see the Queen's figure. She turned to look at Zhuang Wanyi on the side, and found that the other party's face was neither happy nor angry, and she didn't see the slightest embarrassment. The palace maid and eunuch swayed away.
"Master," the maid next to Zhuang Luoyan saw Ma Jieyu walking away, and hurriedly reached out to support her, with a worried look in her eyes that didn't seem to be fake.
Zhuang Luoyan glanced at her. If the memory is correct, the maid is called Yun Xi, who was brought from the mansion by the original owner of the body. Zhuang Luoyan's scheming is not suitable for entering the palace, so that he ends up now.
"Go back." Seeing the Queen's attitude today, she shouldn't be too embarrassed for the time being. All she needs to do now is to take a good rest and plan.
Having seen too many harem tragedies in history, Zhuang Luoyan knows very well that women are just tools for emperors. But in this harem, if there is no half-point favor, even the palace maids and eunuchs are not as good, how can you live a leisurely life
Now that you live one more life, why not live more comfortably, if you leave the name of a favorite concubine and a concubine in history, it will not be a waste of time.
To say that there is something she regrets most now, that is, she should not be worried that the job is not easy to find, and she can't bear to resign from the position of Guyang Dairy Products Company. Now I have to end up fighting with a bunch of women in the palace. This is all retribution. Retribution.
Because of Zhuang's position in the court, the location of Taoyu Pavilion for Zhuang Luoyan to live in the house is not bad. Not to mention the location is very good. There is still a peach forest outside. Now it is the beginning of March, and the peach blossoms are about to bloom. When the flowers bloom, I don't know what the scenery will be like.
As soon as Zhuang Luoyan returned to Taoyu Pavilion, he went to lie down on the soft chair, leaned against the back of the chair lazily, and let Yun Xi massage his knees. Close your eyes.
After about half a column of incense, Zhuang Luoyan slowly opened his eyes and glanced at the house, "Yun Xi, where did Lu Yi go?"
Yun Xi carefully looked at her master's expression without joy and anger, and her heart trembled slightly, "I don't know this servant."
"Forget it, now I'm just Wanyi who has fallen out of favor. When she comes back, you will send her to the Shangyi Bureau to be a maid. The Taoyu Pavilion is too small to accommodate her." After speaking, he stopped talking.
Yun Xi hesitated: "Master, at this time, if Lvyi is kicked out, the masters of other palaces, little master..."
Zhuang Luoyan sneered, "It's not too bad to go left or right now, I can't tolerate such a servant by my side."
The brows jumped in shock, Yun Xi buried her head, and did not dare to say more, but she felt a slight trembling in her heart. After the ups and downs of the harem, the master seemed to be a little different.
Sometimes, only by killing decisively can we live well in this harem. A person who is too kind, in this harem, even if he lives, it is only life as death. And people who have worked in public relations for many years, of course, understand what is best for them, and they are no longer innocent and kind-hearted little girls.
When it was time for lunch, the meal was brought by the people from the Food Bureau after noon. The food was not very good, and it was not too warm to the touch. Zhuang Luoyan looked at the meal on the table expressionlessly, and the waiter couldn't tell whether he was angry or sad.
After all the dishes are arranged, there are only four dishes, a cup of soup, and a stack of snacks. The soup was cold, and the dim sum didn't look like it had just come out of the oven. After cleaning my hands, I ate a piece of green bamboo shoots. Although it was not too fresh, the taste was still acceptable. When she was too busy with work in her previous life, she ate a lot of fast-food instant noodles, which she could accept.
Seeing that the master was not angry with the things sent by the Shangshi Bureau, the maids and eunuchs in the house breathed a sigh of relief.
After Zhuang Luoyan finished eating, Lu Yi finally returned to Taoyu Pavilion, Zhuang Luoyan was holding a tea cup, and she didn't even look at her kneeling in front of him, until after half a column of incense, she sighed, "I have always been I’m not a master who likes to make things difficult. Today, although you Lu Yi left your post without permission, but you are thinking of our master and servant, you can go to the Shangyi Bureau. As for what to do, Yunxi will tell the people in the Shanggong Bureau. , there will be no shortage of your errands."
"Master!" Lu Yi didn't expect that Zhuang Wanyi would dare to make such a move at this juncture, but when she was so angry, she kowtowed her head and kept begging for mercy, "I beg my master, I beg my master, my servant. no longer dare..."
"Fubao, keep her mouth shut. I'm tired today, so I don't like listening to these." Zhuang Luoyan stood up and decided to enjoy the daily nap of the palace concubines.
From the benefit of being able to sleep well, being a concubine is better than being a public relations manager in her previous life.
Is this a little welfare compensation for crossing the cup status
In the society in the previous life that treated women as men and men as beasts, taking a nap was a legend, and it was a daydream when someone waited for food and sleep.
Therefore, Zhuang Luoyan is very content, because she believes that her boss will live a life inferior to pigs and dogs in the next life. After all, that is the biggest culprit. Only with comparison can there be effects, and only with effects can psychological balance. What's more, her parents have passed away. Even if she leaves, no one will be heartbroken. This is already the compensation of fate, so she accepts her fate.
Of course, it would be better if you encounter the emperor occasionally to ease a certain need and improve your identity.
Spring is so wonderful, it's not good not to take a nap.
The author has something to say: today is a good day, it is appropriate to open a text.
There is absolutely no curse on a certain product in this chapter, there is absolutely no innuendo, if you feel innuendo or scolding, please believe me, you must be thinking too much, look at my simple big eyes (⊙o⊙)
Well, being transmigrated into a concubine by the heroine, knowing that the emperor has many concubines, he couldn't help falling in love with the emperor and then all kinds of heartbreak and sadness were exciting, so I wanted to write a heartless heroine and try it.
I can only say hard work. After all, my IQ limits my low level. TT is an overhead text, so the level of concubines is a mix of various dynasties. The first product: the imperial concubine
From a product: imperial concubine
Side one: Concubine
The second grade: Zhaoyi, Zhaorong
From the second product: Shuyi, Shuyuan, Shurong
Side Two: Xianyi, Xianyuan, Xianrong
Positive three products: Xiuyi, Xiuyuan, Xiurong
From the three products: charging instrument, charging Yuan, charging capacity
Side three: noble concubine (four)
Positive four grades: Shu Concubine, Virtuous Concubine, Xian Concubine
From the fourth grade: concubines
Side four: Jieyu
The fifth grade: Ronghua
From the five products: Wanyi, Fangyi, Fenyi, Deyi, Shunyi
Side Five: Gui Ji, Shu Ji, De Ji, Hyun Ji
Sixth grade: Liangyi, Liangyuan, Liangdi
From the sixth grade: Xiaoyi, Xiaoyuan, Xiaodi
Side Six: Xiang Ji, Hui Ji, Jing Ji, Lian Ji, Li Ji, Wen Ji, Rou Ji, An Ji, Zhuang Ji, Rong Ji, Ning Ji, Chen Ji, Yi Ji, Zheng Qi Ji: Nobles
From the seven products: talented people, beautiful people
Side Seven: Always present,
Eighth Grade: Selected Waiters
From the eight grades: Royal Girl, Picking Girl, Lady, Dai Girl
Side Eight: Little Master, Show Girl
The last nine products: dressing