It is rare to see a reward of 50,000 yuan on the Sohu.com live broadcast platform. Netizens who do not know the truth have asked: "Who is Rong Feifei? Returning the national goddess, what a big statement!"
"Wow! There are so many girls here! Girls, why are you crying so heartbroken? Come and tell me, brother~Twenty centimeters is the best at comforting people!"
I clearly know that the Fifth Ring Road is blocked, and misfortunes never come singly on this road home.
Lin Ruoyu was confused by the song, and Amei woke her up with a laugh. She happened to hear Yang An singing "What should I do if I reach the seventh ring?" Lin Ruoyu also had endless questions in her heart, just like Lu Xun kept asking from the side. Just like singing "What should I do, what should I do, what should I do?", I was waiting to hear the next sentence to announce the result!
"Well done! This song must be played to my roommate over and over again. She holds her phone in her hands all day long and sighs. Her heart is focused on that stinky man. If she continues like this, she will suffer a loss sooner or later! I must take this song. Brainwash her!"
Many female fans are reflecting on themselves and complaining that because of this song, they have changed their previous concepts and know what it means to be reserved and precious as a woman.
Li Xintong's voice came from the radio: "We have a mysterious guest, does anyone know him? The barrage started, tell me loudly what his name is? Yes, that's right, he is Yang An! Everyone is welcome~"
The master was very proud: "Anyway, I know that Yang An is a cross talk speaker, and he speaks it very well! Hey, young people who are willing to learn cross talk these days are so rare. I'm sure he will become a famous Chinese actor in the future. Master of comedy.”
“It’s rare to see such a traffic jam in Yangcheng!”
An exaggerated shout came from the window of a private car nearby: "No way! It's Yang An, a happy comedian!"
"Girl, aren't you in a hurry? Traffic jams are the worst thing to do if you feel irritable. Listening to more music and cross talk will calm you down."
"Wow~ Rich man! Please hug me with golden legs!"
Li Xintong's online live broadcast advertisement on Sohu.com's homepage was promptly replaced. A masked mysterious guest appeared side by side with Lu Xun in the picture. The advertisement was very visually impactful.
Ten seconds later, the style of painting changed!
“The number of people online in the live broadcast room exceeds 130,000!”
"I know how to warm beds and tie up, I have strong skills and a strong body. I want to be adopted by a rich man~~"
Several private cars nearby seemed to be listening to the show, and they laughed loudly, and the sound spread outside the car.
Yang An smiled and said: "Everyone in front of the computer and in front of the mobile phone, how are you? I love you! Those viewers in the tree, please raise your hands and wave them, let me see you, okay?"
What the hell!
Many Sohu users saw this advertisement when browsing the homepage and couldn't help but click on it and join Li Xintong's live broadcast room as a visitor.
Lin Ruoyu rolled her eyes and was about to explain that he was a guest at the first show of Red Wolf's national tour when she heard the master scream: "Yang An? The guy who talks about cross talk comes here to sing?"
What else do you want to watch? Just eat your pancakes in the car.
Fortress, just fortress, hum, I'm not worried,
On the Sohu live broadcast platform, as long as the reward exceeds 50,000 yuan in a row, the entire platform will be broadcast once and stay on top for 30 seconds.
"Isn't this person Li Xintong? It turns out this is her online live broadcast!"
The song of the five rings in a traffic jam
"What's going on? What happened?"
Lin Ruoyu and Amei had no idea who this Yang An was. Li Xintong said on the radio: "Haha, I saw your message, yes, that's right, he is the singer Yang An, and he is also the crosstalk actor Yang An. Come, give it to everyone say hi!"
"Oh my God! My boyfriend asked me to go out for a check-in yesterday, and I stupidly agreed! Sisters, could you please teach me, should I not agree?"
After Yang An finished singing the second verse, it was finally Lu Xun’s turn to rap: “
"I guess some stupid guy is courting me, right? Spend fifty thousand yuan to become famous on the entire platform. Rich people are so willful!"
No expressions could be seen on the airwaves, but the audience in the live broadcast room was in awe, they were really laughing!
In the live broadcast room, Li Xintong sat at the edge and kept smiling with his mouth covered. Lu Xun sat in the middle and held a microphone solemnly and was responsible for the rap part. Yang An stood on the other side with a monitoring headset on his head and his hands were really doing it. She looks like a opera actor, her movements are really spot on, and her eyes are so ecstatic!
"Hey, this rich man seems to be a woman, and she belongs to singer Li Xintong's live broadcast studio! Let's go and have a look!"
Ah~~Five Rings~~You have one more ring than Four Rings~~
Ang~ He looks so calm when he smokes this cigarette.
Yang Andao: "Everyone knows that traffic jams are the most annoying thing. Today, Teacher Lu and I will sing a song called "The Song of the Five Rings" for all our friends who are stuck on the road. I wish you happiness~"
Traffic jam is no longer a boring thing. With the music and Yang An's singing, it seems that the traffic jam has become an extremely funny thing.
Li Xintong pursed her lips and smiled: "Teacher Lu will sing with the mysterious guest later. Please don't go away!"
More and more viewers who didn't know the truth came in and found that many female fans in the chat area were lamenting: "If I had heard this song a year earlier, I wouldn't be so passive now! It's too late, it's too late, say If it’s too much, it’s just a handful of blood and tears…”
A completely different singing tune suddenly appeared, and everyone's eyes twitched with a cry of "Ah~"!
Poof!
Ha ha!
Being popular on all platforms is the best advertisement, and some netizens who are bored and have nothing to do are chasing after it.
Aren’t the five rings the Olympics
…
I drove the car to the fifth ring road,
“…
"I love lyrics, I love perfect women! Sisters, stand up~"
I don’t care about anything, I just want to get on the fifth ring.
The master also laughed out loud, pointed at the radio and said, "This is the way Yang An talks. I really like listening to him talk!"
The audience almost fainted, and Lin Ruoyu and Amei burst into laughter.
The melody of the Song of the Five Rings is particularly simple. When Yang An sang the second verse, many people started humming along.
Li Xintong burst out laughing: "Yang An, if the audience on the tree raises their hands, they will fall down. This is not your cross talk lecture hall. What song are you and Teacher Lu going to sing?"
"Server data is stable, bandwidth is normal, and latency is normal!"
This is the real skill of Liyuan, but Yang An has only scratched the surface. In "Song of the Five Rings", he is responsible for being funny, while Lu Xun is responsible for pretending to be serious. The contrast between the two is huge, and the comedy effect is also the strongest.
Traffic jams are like this. They are annoying to death. Who doesn’t want to arrive at the destination early? When they heard that Yang An and Lu Xun were going to sing a song specially written for traffic jams, everyone was filled with inexplicable expectations. Some cars even rolled down their windows on purpose. , turned up the volume, making the traffic jam on the road lively like a music festival.
…How many people know that there are tigers in the mountains, but they prefer to go to the tiger mountains
The same burst of laughter came from several cars nearby. Many people kept laughing and shouting about the five rings.
The engineers of Sohu.com are constantly reporting monitoring data. Everything is within control and the data is growing in an orderly manner. The chief director quietly wiped his sweat. Fortunately, he was fully prepared before and the chain was not missed!
"...You have two rings more than the five rings~~"
Hurry up and drive the car to the fifth ring road.
A questionnaire was also given in a timely manner in the live broadcast room. Li Xintong asked everyone to guess who it was, stimulating fans' emotions and interacting with them.
Lin Ruoyu herself was confused and asked: "Yang An is talking about cross talk? Isn't it the singer Yang An?"
"What's the sound! Is it tampering?"
"It's over 150,000 and counting!"
Lu Xun had a very good sense of rhythm and sang his own feelings about the song. Many listeners who were stuck in traffic had a lot of resonance after laughing.
Amei asked curiously: "Who is Yang An?"
"Fifty thousand yuan is nothing! True love, this is definitely true love!"
"Hahahaha! Five rings~~"
The master no longer wanted to hold back his laughter, so he laughed out loud, not forgetting to smile and nod with his colleagues in the car next to him. Everyone was amused by this nonsensical lyrics.
…”
The taxi driver couldn't hold back and burst into laughter: "Yang An! It's definitely him singing, I can hear his voice!"
The people who didn't know the truth quickly figured out what was going on here. Those who flirted with girls continued to chat in the chat area, those who vomited obscenities were banned by the administrator, and those who wanted to listen to the music stayed to listen. The number of people online increased again. Quite a few.
Ha ha ha ha!
…”
Thousands of miles away in Yangcheng, in a taxi that had been stuck in traffic for a long time and walked 500 meters, Lin Ruoyu and Amei were listening to the master's complaints. They answered each other wordlessly, and the master was like a chatterbox.
People in traffic jams nodded along with Lu Xun's rap, "I just want to get on the fifth ring road."
"A rich man suddenly appears!"
At this time, a barrage appeared: "I want to hear Teacher Lu sing!"
Lin Ruoyu couldn't hold it back and laughed out loud without caring about her own image.
"Fuck! Who is this?"
The bitter smile here, let out a sigh,
"It's obviously such a happy song, but why did I cry when I heard it...I really regret letting him succeed so easily...it makes me cry when I talk too much!"
I have never washed a car in my life. My car is not clean.
The same was true for Lin Ruoyu and Amei. They suppressed their laughter and listened to Yang An humming there. In their minds, they imagined the scene of Yang An singing in costume.
"I have been driving a taxi for seven years, and the worst traffic jam I ever encountered was when I was rear-ended by eight cars. The scene was so tragic!"
Who wouldn't be upset after being stuck in traffic for almost an hour? At this time, there was the Yangcheng Music Station, accompanied by the singing voices of Li Xintong and Rong Feifei. The two girls were in a good mood and could even chat and laugh along.
Other singers were also nominated, but only a few people filled in Yang An's name. The reason is very simple. Lu Xun must sing RAP. The mysterious man who sang with Lu Xun must also be able to rap. Coupled with the appearance of Rong Feifei, Yang An's The suspicion level has increased a lot.
The popular message can be seen in all live broadcast rooms: "Rong Feifei, I love you, you are the most perfect national goddess!"
"Rong Feifei sang so well. This is the attitude a perfect woman should have!"
Ah~~Fifth Ring~~You have one ring less than Sixth Ring~~
The music sounded suddenly, Lu Xun's voice came out, and the RAP version of "Song of the Five Rings" was unveiled to the public for the first time!
Hurry up to the five rings, because maybe you win first,
As expected, Queen Mo Wen was far ahead in the votes. After all, Mo Wen is Li Xintong's senior sister and Lu Xun's good friend. It is not surprising that she would appear in the live broadcast room.