The program continues to play, followed by rehearsal highlights and the lottery session.
Yang An was helpless and sighed: "If you can't make it, you have to make it!"
This is what netizens are most angry about. If you use the baggage of cross talk to make excuses, you are a bastard! Do you think it’s elegant to listen to operas, watch world famous books, or just go away and let everyone listen to cross talk
""Superstar"!"
When Cao Xiaobao opened his mouth, Li Qiankun shook his head: "This kid is inexperienced and has stage fright."
Seeing Li Yue draw the No. 1 ball, all the audience, including Li Yue himself, laughed bitterly. Lin Yunshe was the first to appear, and Yang An was stuck on the road at the moment. The camera outside the car window was completely dark, the night lights were bustling, and the traffic was flowing. But there was a tight traffic jam, so I asked the director: "What should I do if I really can't make it?"
"Support Brother Ghost Sword! My strong brother from the Northeast is the third one and I'll splatter your boy's blood all over him!"
First, he is the host, how could he not return to Blue Ocean to record the show in advance? Still stuck in traffic, still stuck on the Fifth Ring Road! I heard this song on the radio at 3 pm last Friday. He was singing with Li Xintong in Zhongjing at that time, and they had this song "Song of the Five Rings"! I don’t believe every word the program team says, it’s all lies, it’s all staged performances!
Seeing Li Yue draw the No. 1 ball, all the audience, including Li Yue himself, laughed bitterly. Lin Yunshe was the first to appear, and Yang An was stuck on the road at the moment. The camera outside the car window was completely dark, the night lights were bustling, and the traffic was flowing. But there was a tight traffic jam, so I asked the director: "What should I do if I really can't make it?"
"Brother Ghost Sword said it well, if you quarrel with a retarded person, he will drag your IQ down to the same level as him, and then use his rich experience to defeat you! By the way, this sentence was originally created by Brother Yang. It's so true. That’s right! Is this Chen Haohao his retard?”
"Beijin Huang San is close behind! Slap you Chen well!"
On TV, Yang An shakes off his baggage one after another, mocks his own master, follows the trend elements of the Internet era, and almost completely abandons the scope of the 800 traditional cross talk jokes.
Next, the cross talk between the three groups officially began. Most of the baggage was brought out by Yang An. It was fresh, lewd, and unexpected. For example, in terms of academic qualifications, even Mr. Li Qiankun did not After reacting, he said "He won", which made everyone laugh!
When it comes to cross talk, no one dares to praise themselves in front of Li Qiankun. Li Qiankun has not been truly happy for many years. Anyone who talks about cross talk can guess what the baggage is in advance. The feeling is really boring.
When Cao Xiaobao opened his mouth, Li Qiankun shook his head: "This kid is inexperienced and has stage fright."
As soon as this post came out, the entire forum immediately exploded, and even comprehensive forums such as Haijiao Forum paid attention to it.
What "Chen Haohao, a famous folk artist" said, was quickly refuted by others!
Yang An was helpless and sighed: "If you can't make it, you have to make it!"
The program continues to play, followed by rehearsal highlights and the lottery session.
No!
All the viewers were firmly attracted, and no one was willing to change channels easily. The ratings stabilized and increased steadily.
Yang An was helpless and sighed: "If you can't make it, you have to make it!"
"Brother Ghost Sword said it well, if you quarrel with a retarded person, he will drag your IQ down to the same level as him, and then use his rich experience to defeat you! By the way, this sentence was originally created by Brother Yang. It's so true. That’s right! Is this Chen Haohao his retard?”
This is stepping on the tail of all cross talk fans. Chen Haohao is so stubborn that he wants to be beaten!
The fast BGM and the captivating plot, in the first five minutes, are like a tense police movie, interconnected and pressing step by step.
He wants to fight again!
The disciples, disciples, and grandchildren were all speechless. The master was just like him. There were almost no crosstalk actors in the country that could be impressed by him. The few old artists kept telling old jokes for more than ten years. When people reach a certain age, they don’t want to bother. What's the point of making new things? He can just eat and wait for death, so Li Qiankun finds it boring. He never listens to other people talking about cross talk.
"It should be soon, it's right here..."
Five years, or ten years
All the viewers were firmly attracted, and no one was willing to change channels easily. The ratings stabilized and increased steadily.
"Beijin Huang San is close behind! Slap you Chen well!"
A young apprentice laughed, his voice a little excited, it was obvious that he had read the spoilers.
""Superstar"!"
The program continues to play, followed by rehearsal highlights and the lottery session.
Except for Yang An's own team, no one knows that airport delays and traffic jam delays are all shot after post-recording, and they are all performances for the effect of the show. Yang An's team is getting better and better at this kind of techniques, because waiting for others If Yang An withdraws from the competition in the fourth episode, the ratings cannot fall behind!
The eldest apprentice added tea to Li Qiankun and said: "I will contact Yang An as soon as possible, invite him to join the Chinese Folk Art Association as a director, and then help him publish a book about the 'New School Crosstalk', and use his rising If you are famous, give it a good hype and at the same time promote the development of cross talk art."
"Master, I understand what should be done."
All the viewers were firmly attracted, and no one was willing to change channels easily. The ratings stabilized and increased steadily.
A young apprentice laughed, his voice a little excited, it was obvious that he had read the spoilers.
After being slashed on the body by the forum celebrity Ghost Sword Brother, did Chen admit defeat
As soon as this post came out, the entire forum immediately exploded, and even comprehensive forums such as Haijiao Forum paid attention to it.
Finally, Lin Yunshe came on stage, and Li Qiankun watched carefully.
Finally, Lin Yunshe came on stage, and Li Qiankun watched carefully.
After being slashed on the body by the forum celebrity Ghost Sword Brother, did Chen admit defeat
He wants to fight again!
A user named "Chen Haohao from the Folk Art Family" wrote a long post, copying almost every line of Yang An, and carefully analyzing and criticizing: "Starting from the behind-the-scenes, I don't believe Yang An!
Yang An was helpless and sighed: "If you can't make it, you have to make it!"
When it comes to cross talk, no one dares to praise themselves in front of Li Qiankun. Li Qiankun has not been truly happy for many years. Anyone who talks about cross talk can guess what the baggage is in advance. The feeling is really boring.
Except for Yang An's own team, no one knows that airport delays and traffic jam delays are all shot after post-recording, and they are all performances for the effect of the show. Yang An's team is getting better and better at this kind of techniques, because waiting for others If Yang An withdraws from the competition in the fourth episode, the ratings cannot fall behind!
How many years has it been since he laughed while listening to cross talk
The fast BGM and the captivating plot, in the first five minutes, are like a tense police movie, interconnected and pressing step by step.
"Hahahaha~ Brother Yang is so naughty, he can even say such jokes, he is so funny~~"
It seems that this Yang An is really capable! The eldest disciple came to his senses.
The fast BGM and the captivating plot, in the first five minutes, are like a tense police movie, interconnected and pressing step by step.
It is not that there is no musical accompaniment in traditional cross talk, but in the past when cross talk was performed, erhu, sanxian, allegro, etc. were added. The actor who shouted "I miss you so much" on the Spring Festival Gala every year also played the guitar.
"Master, I understand what should be done."
When Cao Xiaobao opened his mouth, Li Qiankun shook his head: "This kid is inexperienced and has stage fright."
"It should be soon, it's right here..."
In the cross talk industry, "ten are not allowed, eight are not allowed, six are said, four are shaken and two are clear", Yang An actually did not follow any of them, and just created a new cross talk that closely follows the trend of the times!
But he was actually made laugh by Yang An just now!
On TV, Yang An shakes off his baggage one after another, mocks his own master, follows the trend elements of the Internet era, and almost completely abandons the scope of the 800 traditional cross talk jokes.
"Brother Gui Dao is domineering! Master Chen Haohao of Maggot Art Shit. When Brother Gui Dao finishes practicing with you, I will continue practicing with you!"
This is the weakness that cross talk actors cannot bear the most!
Li Yue and Cao Xiaobao chatted about Yang An, and Li Qiankun shook his head again: "The two of them have a bad sense of rhythm. It's obvious that there are two burdens, one big and one small, that haven't been shaken out. It would be better to slow down."
"It should be soon, it's right here..."
The third episode of "Happy Comedian" has ended, and it has once again sparked heated discussions on the Internet!
The disciples, disciples, and grandchildren were all speechless. The master was just like him. There were almost no crosstalk actors in the country that could be impressed by him. The few old artists kept telling old jokes for more than ten years. When people reach a certain age, they don’t want to bother. What's the point of making new things? He can just eat and wait for death, so Li Qiankun finds it boring. He never listens to other people talking about cross talk.
The second point is that every burden he talks about is the lowest level of laughter. Calling the child daddy, teasing the mother, Cao Xiaobao saying that the child is Yang An's son, these are all ethics, this kind of wretched mentality that likes to take advantage of others, It is the lowest form of market culture, the most boring and vulgar!
""Superstar"!"
Li Qiankun couldn't help but complain casually. Several old friends laughed and asked, "When will Xiao Yang appear?"
The eldest apprentice was also surprised. The master actually smiled from the bottom of his heart? Did he read that correctly? In the past few years, the China-Beijing TV Crosstalk Competition has invited the master to be a guest and a judge. There are almost no works that can make him laugh out loud, and those who do have a perfunctory laugh!
This is the biggest pain point in the art of cross talk!
"It should be soon, it's right here..."
The second point is that every burden he talks about is the lowest level of laughter. Calling the child daddy, teasing the mother, Cao Xiaobao saying that the child is Yang An's son, these are all ethics, this kind of wretched mentality that likes to take advantage of others, It is the lowest form of market culture, the most boring and vulgar!
Brother Ghost Sword's last move: "Brother will teach you the fourth point! There is no big or small on stage, rules are set off the stage, you can't even tell the difference between the jokes on stage, bully the master and destroy the ancestor, your sister! You are so fucking educated Yeah? If you are literate, don't watch Brother Yang talking about cross talk. Go watch your Man and Nature, watch your Silver Eagle cartoon, jump your rubber bands, and play with your inflatable dolls! Stop being so fucking blind here. Beep beep! Let me tell you, Brother Yang has a serious undergraduate degree, and Cao Xiaobao has obviously obtained a high school diploma! With your IQ, how can you still listen to nonsense cross talk? Get away as far as you can ! The folk art world doesn’t need scum like you!”
Brother Guidao is full of fighting power, and the responders swarmed in and scolded this "folk art family Chen Haohao" bloody!
Brother Ghost Sword used the third move of the Whirlwind Sword Technique: "12 minutes, 32 baggage! No peeing in the whole process! I was laughing the whole time! I will obey Yang An in the cross talk! Brother Ghost Sword doesn't care about ethics or theory, I will I know it’s funny, nice, and cool! You’re from an aristocratic family, do you know that the most ridiculous burden is to dig out the humbleness of human nature instead of digging out noble sentiments? Who the hell wants to hear you singing about the great rivers and mountains of the motherland? Brother Ghost Sword I want to slap you!"
"Hahahaha~ Brother Yang is so naughty, he can even say such jokes, he is so funny~~"
Li Qiankun nodded: "This is just one of the purposes. I called you to watch the show because I want to tell you that the means to revive traditional art should not be so single, stale, and old. You should learn the spirit of innovation from Yang An. This year During the Spring Festival Gala, we old guys will finally lend a helping hand to Yang An, even if it takes us a few old oil lamps, it will still be worth it!"
As soon as Li Qiankun finished speaking, Cao Xiaobao named himself Lin Yun's first brother, and the passionate BGM appeared, shocking everyone.
"It should be soon, it's right here..."
How many years has it been since he laughed while listening to cross talk
Except for Yang An's own team, no one knows that airport delays and traffic jam delays are all shot after post-recording, and they are all performances for the effect of the show. Yang An's team is getting better and better at this kind of techniques, because waiting for others If Yang An withdraws from the competition in the fourth episode, the ratings cannot fall behind!
He perfected his work and made the audience laugh. In fact, he was not so happy in his heart. 90% of the smile on his face was from the performance.
This is the hate that all artists in the music industry least want to mention!
As soon as this post came out, the entire forum immediately exploded, and even comprehensive forums such as Haijiao Forum paid attention to it.
As soon as Li Qiankun finished speaking, Cao Xiaobao named himself Lin Yun's first brother, and the passionate BGM appeared, shocking everyone.
"Bah! You have embarrassed Tianxia Chen! Dongshan Old Chen will beat you to death!"
Li Qiankun's old eyes suddenly glowed. This is a very rare form of traditional cross talk, plus pop songs!
Li Qiankun's old eyes suddenly glowed. This is a very rare form of traditional cross talk, plus pop songs!
Li Qiankun's old eyes suddenly glowed. This is a very rare form of traditional cross talk, plus pop songs!
Several old friends also sighed with emotion, expressing unspeakable appreciation in their words.
A young apprentice laughed, his voice a little excited, it was obvious that he had read the spoilers.
Finally, Yang An ridiculed his master. This is deceiving the master, trying to destroy the entire cross talk world, and destroying the ancestors. Such inferior cross talk techniques and cross talk methods without connotation should be expelled from the cross talk world as soon as possible! "
As soon as Li Qiankun finished speaking, Cao Xiaobao named himself Lin Yun's first brother, and the passionate BGM appeared, shocking everyone.
"Beijin Huang San is close behind! Slap you Chen well!"
This is interesting!
Next, the cross talk between the three groups officially began. Most of the baggage was brought out by Yang An. It was fresh, lewd, and unexpected. For example, in terms of academic qualifications, even Mr. Li Qiankun did not After reacting, he said "He won", which made everyone laugh!
On TV, Yang An shakes off his baggage one after another, mocks his own master, follows the trend elements of the Internet era, and almost completely abandons the scope of the 800 traditional cross talk jokes.
Forum celebrity "Ghost Sword Brother" immediately posted a reply to the battle: "Chen Haohao, listen, you are from a folk art family, and you are a maggot artist, right? I will refute you one by one! Let you remember who I am, Mr. Ghost Sword." !”
Li Yue and Cao Xiaobao chatted about Yang An, and Li Qiankun shook his head again: "The two of them have a bad sense of rhythm. It's obvious that there are two burdens, one big and one small, that haven't been shaken out. It would be better to slow down."
Brother Ghost Sword's last move: "Brother will teach you the fourth point! There is no big or small on stage, rules are set off the stage, you can't even tell the difference between the jokes on stage, bully the master and destroy the ancestor, your sister! You are so fucking educated Yeah? If you are literate, don't watch Brother Yang talking about cross talk. Go watch your Man and Nature, watch your Silver Eagle cartoon, jump your rubber bands, and play with your inflatable dolls! Stop being so fucking blind here. Beep beep! Let me tell you, Brother Yang has a serious undergraduate degree, and Cao Xiaobao has obviously obtained a high school diploma! With your IQ, how can you still listen to nonsense cross talk? Get away as far as you can ! The folk art world doesn’t need scum like you!”
This is what netizens are most angry about. If you use the baggage of cross talk to make excuses, you are a bastard! Do you think it’s elegant to listen to operas, watch world famous books, or just go away and let everyone listen to cross talk
No!
It is not that there is no musical accompaniment in traditional cross talk, but in the past when cross talk was performed, erhu, sanxian, allegro, etc. were added. The actor who shouted "I miss you so much" on the Spring Festival Gala every year also played the guitar.
How many years has it been since he laughed while listening to cross talk
This is the weakness that cross talk actors cannot bear the most!
This is the weakness that cross talk actors cannot bear the most!
Brother Guidao is full of fighting power, and the responders swarmed in and scolded this "folk art family Chen Haohao" bloody!
""Superstar"!"
A user named "Chen Haohao from the Folk Art Family" wrote a long post, copying almost every line of Yang An, and carefully analyzing and criticizing: "Starting from the behind-the-scenes, I don't believe Yang An!
But seeing Yang An perform domineeringly with a passionate BGM, this approach far exceeded Li Qiankun's expectations and gave him a refreshing feeling.
"Bah! You have embarrassed Tianxia Chen! Dongshan Old Chen will beat you to death!"
This is what netizens are most angry about. If you use the baggage of cross talk to make excuses, you are a bastard! Do you think it’s elegant to listen to operas, watch world famous books, or just go away and let everyone listen to cross talk
In the cross talk industry, "ten are not allowed, eight are not allowed, six are said, four are shaken and two are clear", Yang An actually did not follow any of them, and just created a new cross talk that closely follows the trend of the times!
"Hahahaha~ Brother Yang is so naughty, he can even say such jokes, he is so funny~~"
"When you watch a movie and stab the bad guy to death, do you know that it's fake? Why the hell didn't you call the police? Why didn't you say that all the scenes of heroes saving beauties were arranged by the director, and all entertainment methods are fake? ? Only idiots would find fault with this! Brother Yang appeared domineeringly, and the audience stood up and applauded. Everyone loves him! Who the hell cares if it is true or not? He is the best brother in everyone's heart!"
"Hahahaha~ Brother Yang is so naughty, he can even say such jokes, he is so funny~~"
First, he is the host, how could he not return to Blue Ocean to record the show in advance? Still stuck in traffic, still stuck on the Fifth Ring Road! I heard this song on the radio at 3 pm last Friday. He was singing with Li Xintong in Zhongjing at that time, and they had this song "Song of the Five Rings"! I don’t believe every word the program team says, it’s all lies, it’s all staged performances!
""Superstar"!"
Finally, Lin Yunshe came on stage, and Li Qiankun watched carefully.
On TV, Yang An shakes off his baggage one after another, mocks his own master, follows the trend elements of the Internet era, and almost completely abandons the scope of the 800 traditional cross talk jokes.
A user named "Chen Haohao from the Folk Art Family" wrote a long post, copying almost every line of Yang An, and carefully analyzing and criticizing: "Starting from the behind-the-scenes, I don't believe Yang An!
Next, the cross talk between the three groups officially began. Most of the baggage was brought out by Yang An. It was fresh, lewd, and unexpected. For example, in terms of academic qualifications, even Mr. Li Qiankun did not After reacting, he said "He won", which made everyone laugh!
Li Yue and Cao Xiaobao chatted about Yang An, and Li Qiankun shook his head again: "The two of them have a bad sense of rhythm. It's obvious that there are two burdens, one big and one small, that haven't been shaken out. It would be better to slow down."
Except for Yang An's own team, no one knows that airport delays and traffic jam delays are all shot after post-recording, and they are all performances for the effect of the show. Yang An's team is getting better and better at this kind of techniques, because waiting for others If Yang An withdraws from the competition in the fourth episode, the ratings cannot fall behind!
A young apprentice laughed, his voice a little excited, it was obvious that he had read the spoilers.
Forum celebrity "Ghost Sword Brother" immediately posted a reply to the battle: "Chen Haohao, listen, you are from a folk art family, and you are a maggot artist, right? I will refute you one by one! Let you remember who I am, Mr. Ghost Sword." !”
The eldest apprentice was also surprised. The master actually smiled from the bottom of his heart? Did he read that correctly? In the past few years, the China-Beijing TV Crosstalk Competition has invited the master to be a guest and a judge. There are almost no works that can make him laugh out loud, and those who do have a perfunctory laugh!
How many years has it been since he laughed while listening to cross talk
Li Qiankun's old eyes suddenly glowed. This is a very rare form of traditional cross talk, plus pop songs!
The third episode of "Happy Comedian" has ended, and it has once again sparked heated discussions on the Internet!
Next, the cross talk between the three groups officially began. Most of the baggage was brought out by Yang An. It was fresh, lewd, and unexpected. For example, in terms of academic qualifications, even Mr. Li Qiankun did not After reacting, he said "He won", which made everyone laugh!
Yang An was helpless and sighed: "If you can't make it, you have to make it!"
As soon as this post came out, the entire forum immediately exploded, and even comprehensive forums such as Haijiao Forum paid attention to it.
"Brother Gui Dao is domineering! Master Chen Haohao of Maggot Art Shit. When Brother Gui Dao finishes practicing with you, I will continue practicing with you!"
"Hahahaha~ Brother Yang is so naughty, he can even say such jokes, he is so funny~~"
It seems that this Yang An is really capable! The eldest disciple came to his senses.
The disciples, disciples, and grandchildren were all speechless. The master was just like him. There were almost no crosstalk actors in the country that could be impressed by him. The few old artists kept telling old jokes for more than ten years. When people reach a certain age, they don’t want to bother. What's the point of making new things? He can just eat and wait for death, so Li Qiankun finds it boring. He never listens to other people talking about cross talk.
In the cross talk industry, "ten are not allowed, eight are not allowed, six are said, four are shaken and two are clear", Yang An actually did not follow any of them, and just created a new cross talk that closely follows the trend of the times!
"It should be soon, it's right here..."
Li Qiankun laughed, heartily, but just after laughing a few times, he felt inexplicably frightened!
It seems that this Yang An is really capable! The eldest disciple came to his senses.
Li Yue's cunningness at the end of the show brought the entire show to a perfect end. All the famous crosstalk people present here had to admit that this work was good!
""Superstar"!"
Five years, or ten years
It is not that there is no musical accompaniment in traditional cross talk, but in the past when cross talk was performed, erhu, sanxian, allegro, etc. were added. The actor who shouted "I miss you so much" on the Spring Festival Gala every year also played the guitar.
How many years has it been since he laughed while listening to cross talk
Finally, Lin Yunshe came on stage, and Li Qiankun watched carefully.
But seeing Yang An perform domineeringly with a passionate BGM, this approach far exceeded Li Qiankun's expectations and gave him a refreshing feeling.
Five years, or ten years
No!
The vulgarity and elegance of cross talk has always been accompanied by controversy. The decline of cross talk in recent years has been ruined by this issue.
After being slashed on the body by the forum celebrity Ghost Sword Brother, did Chen admit defeat
Yang An was helpless and sighed: "If you can't make it, you have to make it!"
"Bah! You have embarrassed Tianxia Chen! Dongshan Old Chen will beat you to death!"
Five years, or ten years
What "Chen Haohao, a famous folk artist" said, was quickly refuted by others!
This is stepping on the tail of all cross talk fans. Chen Haohao is so stubborn that he wants to be beaten!
What Brother Guidao said is reasonable. If you are even picky about this, forget about entertainment and go back to sleep. Netizens praised it one after another.
Finally, Yang An ridiculed his master. This is deceiving the master, trying to destroy the entire cross talk world, and destroying the ancestors. Such inferior cross talk techniques and cross talk methods without connotation should be expelled from the cross talk world as soon as possible! "
He perfected his work and made the audience laugh. In fact, he was not so happy in his heart. 90% of the smile on his face was from the performance.
Finally, Lin Yunshe came on stage, and Li Qiankun watched carefully.
How many years has it been since he laughed while listening to cross talk
Yang An was helpless and sighed: "If you can't make it, you have to make it!"
The disciples, disciples, and grandchildren were all speechless. The master was just like him. There were almost no crosstalk actors in the country that could be impressed by him. The few old artists kept telling old jokes for more than ten years. When people reach a certain age, they don’t want to bother. What's the point of making new things? He can just eat and wait for death, so Li Qiankun finds it boring. He never listens to other people talking about cross talk.
He wants to fight again!
The eldest apprentice was also surprised. The master actually smiled from the bottom of his heart? Did he read that correctly? In the past few years, the China-Beijing TV Crosstalk Competition has invited the master to be a guest and a judge. There are almost no works that can make him laugh out loud, and those who do have a perfunctory laugh!
But he was actually made laugh by Yang An just now!
This is the hate that all artists in the music industry least want to mention!
Seeing Li Yue draw the No. 1 ball, all the audience, including Li Yue himself, laughed bitterly. Lin Yunshe was the first to appear, and Yang An was stuck on the road at the moment. The camera outside the car window was completely dark, the night lights were bustling, and the traffic was flowing. But there was a tight traffic jam, so I asked the director: "What should I do if I really can't make it?"
This is the biggest pain point in the art of cross talk!
Finally, Yang An ridiculed his master. This is deceiving the master, trying to destroy the entire cross talk world, and destroying the ancestors. Such inferior cross talk techniques and cross talk methods without connotation should be expelled from the cross talk world as soon as possible! "
Li Yue's cunningness at the end of the show brought the entire show to a perfect end. All the famous crosstalk people present here had to admit that this work was good!
It seems that this Yang An is really capable! The eldest disciple came to his senses.
Li Yue and Cao Xiaobao chatted about Yang An, and Li Qiankun shook his head again: "The two of them have a bad sense of rhythm. It's obvious that there are two burdens, one big and one small, that haven't been shaken out. It would be better to slow down."
The eldest apprentice was also surprised. The master actually smiled from the bottom of his heart? Did he read that correctly? In the past few years, the China-Beijing TV Crosstalk Competition has invited the master to be a guest and a judge. There are almost no works that can make him laugh out loud, and those who do have a perfunctory laugh!
This is the hate that all artists in the music industry least want to mention!
"Bah! You have embarrassed Tianxia Chen! Dongshan Old Chen will beat you to death!"
"Master, I understand what should be done."
On TV, Yang An shakes off his baggage one after another, mocks his own master, follows the trend elements of the Internet era, and almost completely abandons the scope of the 800 traditional cross talk jokes.
Next, the cross talk between the three groups officially began. Most of the baggage was brought out by Yang An. It was fresh, lewd, and unexpected. For example, in terms of academic qualifications, even Mr. Li Qiankun did not After reacting, he said "He won", which made everyone laugh!
"Brother Ghost Sword said it well, if you quarrel with a retarded person, he will drag your IQ down to the same level as him, and then use his rich experience to defeat you! By the way, this sentence was originally created by Brother Yang. It's so true. That’s right! Is this Chen Haohao his retard?”
It seems that this Yang An is really capable! The eldest disciple came to his senses.
This is what netizens are most angry about. If you use the baggage of cross talk to make excuses, you are a bastard! Do you think it’s elegant to listen to operas, watch world famous books, or just go away and let everyone listen to cross talk
On TV, Yang An shakes off his baggage one after another, mocks his own master, follows the trend elements of the Internet era, and almost completely abandons the scope of the 800 traditional cross talk jokes.
This is the biggest pain point in the art of cross talk!
The vulgarity and elegance of cross talk has always been accompanied by controversy. The decline of cross talk in recent years has been ruined by this issue.
Li Qiankun laughed, heartily, but just after laughing a few times, he felt inexplicably frightened!
Finally, Lin Yunshe came on stage, and Li Qiankun watched carefully.
On TV, Yang An shakes off his baggage one after another, mocks his own master, follows the trend elements of the Internet era, and almost completely abandons the scope of the 800 traditional cross talk jokes.
It is not that there is no musical accompaniment in traditional cross talk, but in the past when cross talk was performed, erhu, sanxian, allegro, etc. were added. The actor who shouted "I miss you so much" on the Spring Festival Gala every year also played the guitar.
""Superstar"!"
This is the biggest pain point in the art of cross talk!
Finally, Lin Yunshe came on stage, and Li Qiankun watched carefully.
Li Yue's cunningness at the end of the show brought the entire show to a perfect end. All the famous crosstalk people present here had to admit that this work was good!
The fast BGM and the captivating plot, in the first five minutes, are like a tense police movie, interconnected and pressing step by step.
It seems that this Yang An is really capable! The eldest disciple came to his senses.
In the cross talk industry, "ten are not allowed, eight are not allowed, six are said, four are shaken and two are clear", Yang An actually did not follow any of them, and just created a new cross talk that closely follows the trend of the times!
This is the hate that all artists in the music industry least want to mention!
What Brother Guidao said is reasonable. If you are even picky about this, forget about entertainment and go back to sleep. Netizens praised it one after another.
The disciples, disciples, and grandchildren were all speechless. The master was just like him. There were almost no crosstalk actors in the country that could be impressed by him. The few old artists kept telling old jokes for more than ten years. When people reach a certain age, they don’t want to bother. What's the point of making new things? He can just eat and wait for death, so Li Qiankun finds it boring. He never listens to other people talking about cross talk.
But seeing Yang An perform domineeringly with a passionate BGM, this approach far exceeded Li Qiankun's expectations and gave him a refreshing feeling.
Finally, Lin Yunshe came on stage, and Li Qiankun watched carefully.
Li Yue's cunningness at the end of the show brought the entire show to a perfect end. All the famous crosstalk people present here had to admit that this work was good!
Brother Ghost Sword used the third move of the Whirlwind Sword Technique: "12 minutes, 32 baggage! No peeing in the whole process! I was laughing the whole time! I will obey Yang An in the cross talk! Brother Ghost Sword doesn't care about ethics or theory, I will I know it’s funny, nice, and cool! You’re from an aristocratic family, do you know that the most ridiculous burden is to dig out the humbleness of human nature instead of digging out noble sentiments? Who the hell wants to hear you singing about the great rivers and mountains of the motherland? Brother Ghost Sword I want to slap you!"
Finally, Yang An ridiculed his master. This is deceiving the master, trying to destroy the entire cross talk world, and destroying the ancestors. Such inferior cross talk techniques and cross talk methods without connotation should be expelled from the cross talk world as soon as possible! "
Brother Guidao is full of fighting power, and the responders swarmed in and scolded this "folk art family Chen Haohao" bloody!
No!
Li Yue and Cao Xiaobao chatted about Yang An, and Li Qiankun shook his head again: "The two of them have a bad sense of rhythm. It's obvious that there are two burdens, one big and one small, that haven't been shaken out. It would be better to slow down."
"Hahahaha~ Brother Yang is so naughty, he can even say such jokes, he is so funny~~"
The fast BGM and the captivating plot, in the first five minutes, are like a tense police movie, interconnected and pressing step by step.
As soon as this post came out, the entire forum immediately exploded, and even comprehensive forums such as Haijiao Forum paid attention to it.
"Master, I understand what should be done."
The third episode of "Happy Comedian" has ended, and it has once again sparked heated discussions on the Internet!
As soon as Li Qiankun finished speaking, Cao Xiaobao named himself Lin Yun's first brother, and the passionate BGM appeared, shocking everyone.
The second point is that every burden he talks about is the lowest level of laughter. Calling the child daddy, teasing the mother, Cao Xiaobao saying that the child is Yang An's son, these are all ethics, this kind of wretched mentality that likes to take advantage of others, It is the lowest form of market culture, the most boring and vulgar!
No!
The biggest hot topic is that Yang An's cross talk "Brother Lin Yun" won the first place in this competition. Is it well-deserved
Seeing Li Yue draw the No. 1 ball, all the audience, including Li Yue himself, laughed bitterly. Lin Yunshe was the first to appear, and Yang An was stuck on the road at the moment. The camera outside the car window was completely dark, the night lights were bustling, and the traffic was flowing. But there was a tight traffic jam, so I asked the director: "What should I do if I really can't make it?"
As soon as this post came out, the entire forum immediately exploded, and even comprehensive forums such as Haijiao Forum paid attention to it.
The eldest apprentice added tea to Li Qiankun and said: "I will contact Yang An as soon as possible, invite him to join the Chinese Folk Art Association as a director, and then help him publish a book about the 'New School Crosstalk', and use his rising If you are famous, give it a good hype and at the same time promote the development of cross talk art."
When Cao Xiaobao opened his mouth, Li Qiankun shook his head: "This kid is inexperienced and has stage fright."
"Brother Ghost Sword said it well, if you quarrel with a retarded person, he will drag your IQ down to the same level as him, and then use his rich experience to defeat you! By the way, this sentence was originally created by Brother Yang. It's so true. That’s right! Is this Chen Haohao his retard?”
Li Qiankun nodded: "This is just one of the purposes. I called you to watch the show because I want to tell you that the means to revive traditional art should not be so single, stale, and old. You should learn the spirit of innovation from Yang An. This year During the Spring Festival Gala, we old guys will finally lend a helping hand to Yang An, even if it takes us a few old oil lamps, it will still be worth it!"
"When you watch a movie and stab the bad guy to death, do you know that it's fake? Why the hell didn't you call the police? Why didn't you say that all the scenes of heroes saving beauties were arranged by the director, and all entertainment methods are fake? ? Only idiots would find fault with this! Brother Yang appeared domineeringly, and the audience stood up and applauded. Everyone loves him! Who the hell cares if it is true or not? He is the best brother in everyone's heart!"
"Bah! You have embarrassed Tianxia Chen! Dongshan Old Chen will beat you to death!"
Brother Ghost Sword's last move: "Brother will teach you the fourth point! There is no big or small on stage, rules are set off the stage, you can't even tell the difference between the jokes on stage, bully the master and destroy the ancestor, your sister! You are so fucking educated Yeah? If you are literate, don't watch Brother Yang talking about cross talk. Go watch your Man and Nature, watch your Silver Eagle cartoon, jump your rubber bands, and play with your inflatable dolls! Stop being so fucking blind here. Beep beep! Let me tell you, Brother Yang has a serious undergraduate degree, and Cao Xiaobao has obviously obtained a high school diploma! With your IQ, how can you still listen to nonsense cross talk? Get away as far as you can ! The folk art world doesn’t need scum like you!”
The program continues to play, followed by rehearsal highlights and the lottery session.
Ghost Sword made his second move: "Secondly, let's talk about "Song of the Five Rings". Everyone knows that "Happy Comedian" is recorded every Saturday. Do you think it is broadcast live? You still criticize the song. How can you write a song?" A song similar to "Song of the Five Rings", Brother Gui Dao eats the keyboard during the live broadcast! Forget it, with your IQ, you can't even understand anything about the recording and broadcasting, and it's difficult to communicate with you!"
Forum celebrity "Ghost Sword Brother" immediately posted a reply to the battle: "Chen Haohao, listen, you are from a folk art family, and you are a maggot artist, right? I will refute you one by one! Let you remember who I am, Mr. Ghost Sword." !”
""Superstar"!"
Several old friends also sighed with emotion, expressing unspeakable appreciation in their words.
It is not that there is no musical accompaniment in traditional cross talk, but in the past when cross talk was performed, erhu, sanxian, allegro, etc. were added. The actor who shouted "I miss you so much" on the Spring Festival Gala every year also played the guitar.
"Brother Ghost Sword said it well, if you quarrel with a retarded person, he will drag your IQ down to the same level as him, and then use his rich experience to defeat you! By the way, this sentence was originally created by Brother Yang. It's so true. That’s right! Is this Chen Haohao his retard?”
"It should be soon, it's right here..."
This is the biggest pain point in the art of cross talk!
First, he is the host, how could he not return to Blue Ocean to record the show in advance? Still stuck in traffic, still stuck on the Fifth Ring Road! I heard this song on the radio at 3 pm last Friday. He was singing with Li Xintong in Zhongjing at that time, and they had this song "Song of the Five Rings"! I don’t believe every word the program team says, it’s all lies, it’s all staged performances!
"Master, I understand what should be done."
The third episode of "Happy Comedian" has ended, and it has once again sparked heated discussions on the Internet!
Brother Ghost Sword's last move: "Brother will teach you the fourth point! There is no big or small on stage, rules are set off the stage, you can't even tell the difference between the jokes on stage, bully the master and destroy the ancestor, your sister! You are so fucking educated Yeah? If you are literate, don't watch Brother Yang talking about cross talk. Go watch your Man and Nature, watch your Silver Eagle cartoon, jump your rubber bands, and play with your inflatable dolls! Stop being so fucking blind here. Beep beep! Let me tell you, Brother Yang has a serious undergraduate degree, and Cao Xiaobao has obviously obtained a high school diploma! With your IQ, how can you still listen to nonsense cross talk? Get away as far as you can ! The folk art world doesn’t need scum like you!”
The fast BGM and the captivating plot, in the first five minutes, are like a tense police movie, interconnected and pressing step by step.
A young apprentice laughed, his voice a little excited, it was obvious that he had read the spoilers.
The biggest hot topic is that Yang An's cross talk "Brother Lin Yun" won the first place in this competition. Is it well-deserved
Li Yue's cunningness at the end of the show brought the entire show to a perfect end. All the famous crosstalk people present here had to admit that this work was good!
"Support Brother Ghost Sword! My strong brother from the Northeast is the third one and I'll splatter your boy's blood all over him!"
The third episode of "Happy Comedian" has ended, and it has once again sparked heated discussions on the Internet!
A user named "Chen Haohao from the Folk Art Family" wrote a long post, copying almost every line of Yang An, and carefully analyzing and criticizing: "Starting from the behind-the-scenes, I don't believe Yang An!
Next, the cross talk between the three groups officially began. Most of the baggage was brought out by Yang An. It was fresh, lewd, and unexpected. For example, in terms of academic qualifications, even Mr. Li Qiankun did not After reacting, he said "He won", which made everyone laugh!
How many years has it been since he laughed while listening to cross talk
The eldest apprentice added tea to Li Qiankun and said: "I will contact Yang An as soon as possible, invite him to join the Chinese Folk Art Association as a director, and then help him publish a book about the 'New School Crosstalk', and use his rising If you are famous, give it a good hype and at the same time promote the development of cross talk art."
No!
"Support Brother Ghost Sword! My strong brother from the Northeast is the third one and I'll splatter your boy's blood all over him!"
On TV, Yang An shakes off his baggage one after another, mocks his own master, follows the trend elements of the Internet era, and almost completely abandons the scope of the 800 traditional cross talk jokes.
Netizens laughed loudly and even used the jokes that Yang An had said before. It was really appropriate to use them at this time!
First, he is the host, how could he not return to Blue Ocean to record the show in advance? Still stuck in traffic, still stuck on the Fifth Ring Road! I heard this song on the radio at 3 pm last Friday. He was singing with Li Xintong in Zhongjing at that time, and they had this song "Song of the Five Rings"! I don’t believe every word the program team says, it’s all lies, it’s all staged performances!
"Beijin Huang San is close behind! Slap you Chen well!"
What Brother Guidao said is reasonable. If you are even picky about this, forget about entertainment and go back to sleep. Netizens praised it one after another.
Brother Ghost Sword's last move: "Brother will teach you the fourth point! There is no big or small on stage, rules are set off the stage, you can't even tell the difference between the jokes on stage, bully the master and destroy the ancestor, your sister! You are so fucking educated Yeah? If you are literate, don't watch Brother Yang talking about cross talk. Go watch your Man and Nature, watch your Silver Eagle cartoon, jump your rubber bands, and play with your inflatable dolls! Stop being so fucking blind here. Beep beep! Let me tell you, Brother Yang has a serious undergraduate degree, and Cao Xiaobao has obviously obtained a high school diploma! With your IQ, how can you still listen to nonsense cross talk? Get away as far as you can ! The folk art world doesn’t need scum like you!”
What "Chen Haohao, a famous folk artist" said, was quickly refuted by others!
This is what netizens are most angry about. If you use the baggage of cross talk to make excuses, you are a bastard! Do you think it’s elegant to listen to operas, watch world famous books, or just go away and let everyone listen to cross talk
The disciples, disciples, and grandchildren were all speechless. The master was just like him. There were almost no crosstalk actors in the country that could be impressed by him. The few old artists kept telling old jokes for more than ten years. When people reach a certain age, they don’t want to bother. What's the point of making new things? He can just eat and wait for death, so Li Qiankun finds it boring. He never listens to other people talking about cross talk.
The eldest apprentice was also surprised. The master actually smiled from the bottom of his heart? Did he read that correctly? In the past few years, the China-Beijing TV Crosstalk Competition has invited the master to be a guest and a judge. There are almost no works that can make him laugh out loud, and those who do have a perfunctory laugh!
The second point is that every burden he talks about is the lowest level of laughter. Calling the child daddy, teasing the mother, Cao Xiaobao saying that the child is Yang An's son, these are all ethics, this kind of wretched mentality that likes to take advantage of others, It is the lowest form of market culture, the most boring and vulgar!
Finally, Lin Yunshe came on stage, and Li Qiankun watched carefully.
In the cross talk industry, "ten are not allowed, eight are not allowed, six are said, four are shaken and two are clear", Yang An actually did not follow any of them, and just created a new cross talk that closely follows the trend of the times!
"Brother Gui Dao is domineering! Master Chen Haohao of Maggot Art Shit. When Brother Gui Dao finishes practicing with you, I will continue practicing with you!"
Li Qiankun laughed, heartily, but just after laughing a few times, he felt inexplicably frightened!
No!
The second point is that every burden he talks about is the lowest level of laughter. Calling the child daddy, teasing the mother, Cao Xiaobao saying that the child is Yang An's son, these are all ethics, this kind of wretched mentality that likes to take advantage of others, It is the lowest form of market culture, the most boring and vulgar!
The vulgarity and elegance of cross talk has always been accompanied by controversy. The decline of cross talk in recent years has been ruined by this issue.
Finally, Yang An ridiculed his master. This is deceiving the master, trying to destroy the entire cross talk world, and destroying the ancestors. Such inferior cross talk techniques and cross talk methods without connotation should be expelled from the cross talk world as soon as possible! "
Li Yue's cunningness at the end of the show brought the entire show to a perfect end. All the famous crosstalk people present here had to admit that this work was good!
It is not that there is no musical accompaniment in traditional cross talk, but in the past when cross talk was performed, erhu, sanxian, allegro, etc. were added. The actor who shouted "I miss you so much" on the Spring Festival Gala every year also played the guitar.
"Hahahaha~ Brother Yang is so naughty, he can even say such jokes, he is so funny~~"
Brother Ghost Sword used the third move of the Whirlwind Sword Technique: "12 minutes, 32 baggage! No peeing in the whole process! I was laughing the whole time! I will obey Yang An in the cross talk! Brother Ghost Sword doesn't care about ethics or theory, I will I know it’s funny, nice, and cool! You’re from an aristocratic family, do you know that the most ridiculous burden is to dig out the humbleness of human nature instead of digging out noble sentiments? Who the hell wants to hear you singing about the great rivers and mountains of the motherland? Brother Ghost Sword I want to slap you!"
"When you watch a movie and stab the bad guy to death, do you know that it's fake? Why the hell didn't you call the police? Why didn't you say that all the scenes of heroes saving beauties were arranged by the director, and all entertainment methods are fake? ? Only idiots would find fault with this! Brother Yang appeared domineeringly, and the audience stood up and applauded. Everyone loves him! Who the hell cares if it is true or not? He is the best brother in everyone's heart!"
As soon as this post came out, the entire forum immediately exploded, and even comprehensive forums such as Haijiao Forum paid attention to it.
This is the biggest pain point in the art of cross talk!
Forum celebrity "Ghost Sword Brother" immediately posted a reply to the battle: "Chen Haohao, listen, you are from a folk art family, and you are a maggot artist, right? I will refute you one by one! Let you remember who I am, Mr. Ghost Sword." !”
He perfected his work and made the audience laugh. In fact, he was not so happy in his heart. 90% of the smile on his face was from the performance.
The vulgarity and elegance of cross talk has always been accompanied by controversy. The decline of cross talk in recent years has been ruined by this issue.
The vulgarity and elegance of cross talk has always been accompanied by controversy. The decline of cross talk in recent years has been ruined by this issue.
But seeing Yang An perform domineeringly with a passionate BGM, this approach far exceeded Li Qiankun's expectations and gave him a refreshing feeling.
The second point is that every burden he talks about is the lowest level of laughter. Calling the child daddy, teasing the mother, Cao Xiaobao saying that the child is Yang An's son, these are all ethics, this kind of wretched mentality that likes to take advantage of others, It is the lowest form of market culture, the most boring and vulgar!
It is not that there is no musical accompaniment in traditional cross talk, but in the past when cross talk was performed, erhu, sanxian, allegro, etc. were added. The actor who shouted "I miss you so much" on the Spring Festival Gala every year also played the guitar.
"Master, I understand what should be done."
Li Yue and Cao Xiaobao chatted about Yang An, and Li Qiankun shook his head again: "The two of them have a bad sense of rhythm. It's obvious that there are two burdens, one big and one small, that haven't been shaken out. It would be better to slow down."
"Bah! You have embarrassed Tianxia Chen! Dongshan Old Chen will beat you to death!"
This is the biggest pain point in the art of cross talk!
This is the biggest pain point in the art of cross talk!
This is interesting!
Ghost Sword made his second move: "Secondly, let's talk about "Song of the Five Rings". Everyone knows that "Happy Comedian" is recorded every Saturday. Do you think it is broadcast live? You still criticize the song. How can you write a song?" A song similar to "Song of the Five Rings", Brother Gui Dao eats the keyboard during the live broadcast! Forget it, with your IQ, you can't even understand anything about the recording and broadcasting, and it's difficult to communicate with you!"
But he was actually made laugh by Yang An just now!
Finally, Lin Yunshe came on stage, and Li Qiankun watched carefully.
This is what netizens are most angry about. If you use the baggage of cross talk to make excuses, you are a bastard! Do you think it’s elegant to listen to operas, watch world famous books, or just go away and let everyone listen to cross talk
What Brother Guidao said is reasonable. If you are even picky about this, forget about entertainment and go back to sleep. Netizens praised it one after another.
A user named "Chen Haohao from the Folk Art Family" wrote a long post, copying almost every line of Yang An, and carefully analyzing and criticizing: "Starting from the behind-the-scenes, I don't believe Yang An!
This is the weakness that cross talk actors cannot bear the most!
Except for Yang An's own team, no one knows that airport delays and traffic jam delays are all shot after post-recording, and they are all performances for the effect of the show. Yang An's team is getting better and better at this kind of techniques, because waiting for others If Yang An withdraws from the competition in the fourth episode, the ratings cannot fall behind!
The biggest hot topic is that Yang An's cross talk "Brother Lin Yun" won the first place in this competition. Is it well-deserved
This is the hate that all artists in the music industry least want to mention!
It is not that there is no musical accompaniment in traditional cross talk, but in the past when cross talk was performed, erhu, sanxian, allegro, etc. were added. The actor who shouted "I miss you so much" on the Spring Festival Gala every year also played the guitar.
Finally, Yang An ridiculed his master. This is deceiving the master, trying to destroy the entire cross talk world, and destroying the ancestors. Such inferior cross talk techniques and cross talk methods without connotation should be expelled from the cross talk world as soon as possible! "
Brother Ghost Sword used the third move of the Whirlwind Sword Technique: "12 minutes, 32 baggage! No peeing in the whole process! I was laughing the whole time! I will obey Yang An in the cross talk! Brother Ghost Sword doesn't care about ethics or theory, I will I know it’s funny, nice, and cool! You’re from an aristocratic family, do you know that the most ridiculous burden is to dig out the humbleness of human nature instead of digging out noble sentiments? Who the hell wants to hear you singing about the great rivers and mountains of the motherland? Brother Ghost Sword I want to slap you!"
He perfected his work and made the audience laugh. In fact, he was not so happy in his heart. 90% of the smile on his face was from the performance.
Li Qiankun couldn't help but complain casually. Several old friends laughed and asked, "When will Xiao Yang appear?"
Five years, or ten years
Yang An was helpless and sighed: "If you can't make it, you have to make it!"
What "Chen Haohao, a famous folk artist" said, was quickly refuted by others!
A young apprentice laughed, his voice a little excited, it was obvious that he had read the spoilers.
As soon as this post came out, the entire forum immediately exploded, and even comprehensive forums such as Haijiao Forum paid attention to it.
Yang An was helpless and sighed: "If you can't make it, you have to make it!"
First, he is the host, how could he not return to Blue Ocean to record the show in advance? Still stuck in traffic, still stuck on the Fifth Ring Road! I heard this song on the radio at 3 pm last Friday. He was singing with Li Xintong in Zhongjing at that time, and they had this song "Song of the Five Rings"! I don’t believe every word the program team says, it’s all lies, it’s all staged performances!
In the cross talk industry, "ten are not allowed, eight are not allowed, six are said, four are shaken and two are clear", Yang An actually did not follow any of them, and just created a new cross talk that closely follows the trend of the times!
Forum celebrity "Ghost Sword Brother" immediately posted a reply to the battle: "Chen Haohao, listen, you are from a folk art family, and you are a maggot artist, right? I will refute you one by one! Let you remember who I am, Mr. Ghost Sword." !”
The disciples, disciples, and grandchildren were all speechless. The master was just like him. There were almost no crosstalk actors in the country that could be impressed by him. The few old artists kept telling old jokes for more than ten years. When people reach a certain age, they don’t want to bother. What's the point of making new things? He can just eat and wait for death, so Li Qiankun finds it boring. He never listens to other people talking about cross talk.
The fast BGM and the captivating plot, in the first five minutes, are like a tense police movie, interconnected and pressing step by step.
"When you watch a movie and stab the bad guy to death, do you know that it's fake? Why the hell didn't you call the police? Why didn't you say that all the scenes of heroes saving beauties were arranged by the director, and all entertainment methods are fake? ? Only idiots would find fault with this! Brother Yang appeared domineeringly, and the audience stood up and applauded. Everyone loves him! Who the hell cares if it is true or not? He is the best brother in everyone's heart!"
The program continues to play, followed by rehearsal highlights and the lottery session.
What Brother Guidao said is reasonable. If you are even picky about this, forget about entertainment and go back to sleep. Netizens praised it one after another.
The second point is that every burden he talks about is the lowest level of laughter. Calling the child daddy, teasing the mother, Cao Xiaobao saying that the child is Yang An's son, these are all ethics, this kind of wretched mentality that likes to take advantage of others, It is the lowest form of market culture, the most boring and vulgar!
He perfected his work and made the audience laugh. In fact, he was not so happy in his heart. 90% of the smile on his face was from the performance.
Several old friends also sighed with emotion, expressing unspeakable appreciation in their words.
"Brother Gui Dao is domineering! Master Chen Haohao of Maggot Art Shit. When Brother Gui Dao finishes practicing with you, I will continue practicing with you!"
First, he is the host, how could he not return to Blue Ocean to record the show in advance? Still stuck in traffic, still stuck on the Fifth Ring Road! I heard this song on the radio at 3 pm last Friday. He was singing with Li Xintong in Zhongjing at that time, and they had this song "Song of the Five Rings"! I don’t believe every word the program team says, it’s all lies, it’s all staged performances!
Brother Ghost Sword's last move: "Brother will teach you the fourth point! There is no big or small on stage, rules are set off the stage, you can't even tell the difference between the jokes on stage, bully the master and destroy the ancestor, your sister! You are so fucking educated Yeah? If you are literate, don't watch Brother Yang talking about cross talk. Go watch your Man and Nature, watch your Silver Eagle cartoon, jump your rubber bands, and play with your inflatable dolls! Stop being so fucking blind here. Beep beep! Let me tell you, Brother Yang has a serious undergraduate degree, and Cao Xiaobao has obviously obtained a high school diploma! With your IQ, how can you still listen to nonsense cross talk? Get away as far as you can ! The folk art world doesn’t need scum like you!”
"It should be soon, it's right here..."
This is the biggest pain point in the art of cross talk!
This is what netizens are most angry about. If you use the baggage of cross talk to make excuses, you are a bastard! Do you think it’s elegant to listen to operas, watch world famous books, or just go away and let everyone listen to cross talk
"Support Brother Ghost Sword! My strong brother from the Northeast is the third one and I'll splatter your boy's blood all over him!"
He wants to fight again!
Five years, or ten years
What Brother Guidao said is reasonable. If you are even picky about this, forget about entertainment and go back to sleep. Netizens praised it one after another.
"Beijin Huang San is close behind! Slap you Chen well!"
"Brother Ghost Sword said it well, if you quarrel with a retarded person, he will drag your IQ down to the same level as him, and then use his rich experience to defeat you! By the way, this sentence was originally created by Brother Yang. It's so true. That’s right! Is this Chen Haohao his retard?”
Ghost Sword made his second move: "Secondly, let's talk about "Song of the Five Rings". Everyone knows that "Happy Comedian" is recorded every Saturday. Do you think it is broadcast live? You still criticize the song. How can you write a song?" A song similar to "Song of the Five Rings", Brother Gui Dao eats the keyboard during the live broadcast! Forget it, with your IQ, you can't even understand anything about the recording and broadcasting, and it's difficult to communicate with you!"
This is the hate that all artists in the music industry least want to mention!
Seeing Li Yue draw the No. 1 ball, all the audience, including Li Yue himself, laughed bitterly. Lin Yunshe was the first to appear, and Yang An was stuck on the road at the moment. The camera outside the car window was completely dark, the night lights were bustling, and the traffic was flowing. But there was a tight traffic jam, so I asked the director: "What should I do if I really can't make it?"
The eldest apprentice was also surprised. The master actually smiled from the bottom of his heart? Did he read that correctly? In the past few years, the China-Beijing TV Crosstalk Competition has invited the master to be a guest and a judge. There are almost no works that can make him laugh out loud, and those who do have a perfunctory laugh!
"Brother Ghost Sword said it well, if you quarrel with a retarded person, he will drag your IQ down to the same level as him, and then use his rich experience to defeat you! By the way, this sentence was originally created by Brother Yang. It's so true. That’s right! Is this Chen Haohao his retard?”
Li Qiankun laughed, heartily, but just after laughing a few times, he felt inexplicably frightened!
"Support Brother Ghost Sword! My strong brother from the Northeast is the third one and I'll splatter your boy's blood all over him!"
"Hahahaha~ Brother Yang is so naughty, he can even say such jokes, he is so funny~~"
When Cao Xiaobao opened his mouth, Li Qiankun shook his head: "This kid is inexperienced and has stage fright."
He wants to fight again!
Yang An was helpless and sighed: "If you can't make it, you have to make it!"
This is stepping on the tail of all cross talk fans. Chen Haohao is so stubborn that he wants to be beaten!
"Master, I understand what should be done."
The eldest apprentice added tea to Li Qiankun and said: "I will contact Yang An as soon as possible, invite him to join the Chinese Folk Art Association as a director, and then help him publish a book about the 'New School Crosstalk', and use his rising If you are famous, give it a good hype and at the same time promote the development of cross talk art."
On TV, Yang An shakes off his baggage one after another, mocks his own master, follows the trend elements of the Internet era, and almost completely abandons the scope of the 800 traditional cross talk jokes.
When it comes to cross talk, no one dares to praise themselves in front of Li Qiankun. Li Qiankun has not been truly happy for many years. Anyone who talks about cross talk can guess what the baggage is in advance. The feeling is really boring.
Netizens laughed loudly and even used the jokes that Yang An had said before. It was really appropriate to use them at this time!
"It should be soon, it's right here..."
"Beijin Huang San is close behind! Slap you Chen well!"
"When you watch a movie and stab the bad guy to death, do you know that it's fake? Why the hell didn't you call the police? Why didn't you say that all the scenes of heroes saving beauties were arranged by the director, and all entertainment methods are fake? ? Only idiots would find fault with this! Brother Yang appeared domineeringly, and the audience stood up and applauded. Everyone loves him! Who the hell cares if it is true or not? He is the best brother in everyone's heart!"
Li Qiankun couldn't help but complain casually. Several old friends laughed and asked, "When will Xiao Yang appear?"
"Support Brother Ghost Sword! My strong brother from the Northeast is the third one and I'll splatter your boy's blood all over him!"
Brother Ghost Sword used the third move of the Whirlwind Sword Technique: "12 minutes, 32 baggage! No peeing in the whole process! I was laughing the whole time! I will obey Yang An in the cross talk! Brother Ghost Sword doesn't care about ethics or theory, I will I know it’s funny, nice, and cool! You’re from an aristocratic family, do you know that the most ridiculous burden is to dig out the humbleness of human nature instead of digging out noble sentiments? Who the hell wants to hear you singing about the great rivers and mountains of the motherland? Brother Ghost Sword I want to slap you!"
It is not that there is no musical accompaniment in traditional cross talk, but in the past when cross talk was performed, erhu, sanxian, allegro, etc. were added. The actor who shouted "I miss you so much" on the Spring Festival Gala every year also played the guitar.
How many years has it been since he laughed while listening to cross talk
A user named "Chen Haohao from the Folk Art Family" wrote a long post, copying almost every line of Yang An, and carefully analyzing and criticizing: "Starting from the behind-the-scenes, I don't believe Yang An!
Finally, Yang An ridiculed his master. This is deceiving the master, trying to destroy the entire cross talk world, and destroying the ancestors. Such inferior cross talk techniques and cross talk methods without connotation should be expelled from the cross talk world as soon as possible! "
"Beijin Huang San is close behind! Slap you Chen well!"
"Beijin Huang San is close behind! Slap you Chen well!"
Forum celebrity "Ghost Sword Brother" immediately posted a reply to the battle: "Chen Haohao, listen, you are from a folk art family, and you are a maggot artist, right? I will refute you one by one! Let you remember who I am, Mr. Ghost Sword." !”
It seems that this Yang An is really capable! The eldest disciple came to his senses.
"Bah! You have embarrassed Tianxia Chen! Dongshan Old Chen will beat you to death!"
What Brother Guidao said is reasonable. If you are even picky about this, forget about entertainment and go back to sleep. Netizens praised it one after another.
"When you watch a movie and stab the bad guy to death, do you know that it's fake? Why the hell didn't you call the police? Why didn't you say that all the scenes of heroes saving beauties were arranged by the director, and all entertainment methods are fake? ? Only idiots would find fault with this! Brother Yang appeared domineeringly, and the audience stood up and applauded. Everyone loves him! Who the hell cares if it is true or not? He is the best brother in everyone's heart!"
Brother Ghost Sword's last move: "Brother will teach you the fourth point! There is no big or small on stage, rules are set off the stage, you can't even tell the difference between the jokes on stage, bully the master and destroy the ancestor, your sister! You are so fucking educated Yeah? If you are literate, don't watch Brother Yang talking about cross talk. Go watch your Man and Nature, watch your Silver Eagle cartoon, jump your rubber bands, and play with your inflatable dolls! Stop being so fucking blind here. Beep beep! Let me tell you, Brother Yang has a serious undergraduate degree, and Cao Xiaobao has obviously obtained a high school diploma! With your IQ, how can you still listen to nonsense cross talk? Get away as far as you can ! The folk art world doesn’t need scum like you!”
"Hahahaha~ Brother Yang is so naughty, he can even say such jokes, he is so funny~~"
How many years has it been since he laughed while listening to cross talk
Several old friends also sighed with emotion, expressing unspeakable appreciation in their words.
The eldest apprentice added tea to Li Qiankun and said: "I will contact Yang An as soon as possible, invite him to join the Chinese Folk Art Association as a director, and then help him publish a book about the 'New School Crosstalk', and use his rising If you are famous, give it a good hype and at the same time promote the development of cross talk art."
This is what netizens are most angry about. If you use the baggage of cross talk to make excuses, you are a bastard! Do you think it’s elegant to listen to operas, watch world famous books, or just go away and let everyone listen to cross talk
The disciples, disciples, and grandchildren were all speechless. The master was just like him. There were almost no crosstalk actors in the country that could be impressed by him. The few old artists kept telling old jokes for more than ten years. When people reach a certain age, they don’t want to bother. What's the point of making new things? He can just eat and wait for death, so Li Qiankun finds it boring. He never listens to other people talking about cross talk.
What Brother Guidao said is reasonable. If you are even picky about this, forget about entertainment and go back to sleep. Netizens praised it one after another.
The eldest apprentice was also surprised. The master actually smiled from the bottom of his heart? Did he read that correctly? In the past few years, the China-Beijing TV Crosstalk Competition has invited the master to be a guest and a judge. There are almost no works that can make him laugh out loud, and those who do have a perfunctory laugh!
This is stepping on the tail of all cross talk fans. Chen Haohao is so stubborn that he wants to be beaten!
The second point is that every burden he talks about is the lowest level of laughter. Calling the child daddy, teasing the mother, Cao Xiaobao saying that the child is Yang An's son, these are all ethics, this kind of wretched mentality that likes to take advantage of others, It is the lowest form of market culture, the most boring and vulgar!
As soon as this post came out, the entire forum immediately exploded, and even comprehensive forums such as Haijiao Forum paid attention to it.
"Hahahaha~ Brother Yang is so naughty, he can even say such jokes, he is so funny~~"
Li Qiankun laughed, heartily, but just after laughing a few times, he felt inexplicably frightened!
Li Yue's cunningness at the end of the show brought the entire show to a perfect end. All the famous crosstalk people present here had to admit that this work was good!
He wants to fight again!
No!
Brother Ghost Sword's last move: "Brother will teach you the fourth point! There is no big or small on stage, rules are set off the stage, you can't even tell the difference between the jokes on stage, bully the master and destroy the ancestor, your sister! You are so fucking educated Yeah? If you are literate, don't watch Brother Yang talking about cross talk. Go watch your Man and Nature, watch your Silver Eagle cartoon, jump your rubber bands, and play with your inflatable dolls! Stop being so fucking blind here. Beep beep! Let me tell you, Brother Yang has a serious undergraduate degree, and Cao Xiaobao has obviously obtained a high school diploma! With your IQ, how can you still listen to nonsense cross talk? Get away as far as you can ! The folk art world doesn’t need scum like you!”
The biggest hot topic is that Yang An's cross talk "Brother Lin Yun" won the first place in this competition. Is it well-deserved
Except for Yang An's own team, no one knows that airport delays and traffic jam delays are all shot after post-recording, and they are all performances for the effect of the show. Yang An's team is getting better and better at this kind of techniques, because waiting for others If Yang An withdraws from the competition in the fourth episode, the ratings cannot fall behind!
Brother Guidao is full of fighting power, and the responders swarmed in and scolded this "folk art family Chen Haohao" bloody!
What "Chen Haohao, a famous folk artist" said, was quickly refuted by others!
A user named "Chen Haohao from the Folk Art Family" wrote a long post, copying almost every line of Yang An, and carefully analyzing and criticizing: "Starting from the behind-the-scenes, I don't believe Yang An!
"Bah! You have embarrassed Tianxia Chen! Dongshan Old Chen will beat you to death!"
After being slashed on the body by the forum celebrity Ghost Sword Brother, did Chen admit defeat
Li Yue and Cao Xiaobao chatted about Yang An, and Li Qiankun shook his head again: "The two of them have a bad sense of rhythm. It's obvious that there are two burdens, one big and one small, that haven't been shaken out. It would be better to slow down."
After being slashed on the body by the forum celebrity Ghost Sword Brother, did Chen admit defeat
Several old friends also sighed with emotion, expressing unspeakable appreciation in their words.
"It should be soon, it's right here..."
What "Chen Haohao, a famous folk artist" said, was quickly refuted by others!
A user named "Chen Haohao from the Folk Art Family" wrote a long post, copying almost every line of Yang An, and carefully analyzing and criticizing: "Starting from the behind-the-scenes, I don't believe Yang An!
Li Yue and Cao Xiaobao chatted about Yang An, and Li Qiankun shook his head again: "The two of them have a bad sense of rhythm. It's obvious that there are two burdens, one big and one small, that haven't been shaken out. It would be better to slow down."
No!
But seeing Yang An perform domineeringly with a passionate BGM, this approach far exceeded Li Qiankun's expectations and gave him a refreshing feeling.
But he was actually made laugh by Yang An just now!
The eldest apprentice was also surprised. The master actually smiled from the bottom of his heart? Did he read that correctly? In the past few years, the China-Beijing TV Crosstalk Competition has invited the master to be a guest and a judge. There are almost no works that can make him laugh out loud, and those who do have a perfunctory laugh!
He wants to fight again!
He perfected his work and made the audience laugh. In fact, he was not so happy in his heart. 90% of the smile on his face was from the performance.
All the viewers were firmly attracted, and no one was willing to change channels easily. The ratings stabilized and increased steadily.
But he was actually made laugh by Yang An just now!
Brother Ghost Sword used the third move of the Whirlwind Sword Technique: "12 minutes, 32 baggage! No peeing in the whole process! I was laughing the whole time! I will obey Yang An in the cross talk! Brother Ghost Sword doesn't care about ethics or theory, I will I know it’s funny, nice, and cool! You’re from an aristocratic family, do you know that the most ridiculous burden is to dig out the humbleness of human nature instead of digging out noble sentiments? Who the hell wants to hear you singing about the great rivers and mountains of the motherland? Brother Ghost Sword I want to slap you!"
What "Chen Haohao, a famous folk artist" said, was quickly refuted by others!
Finally, Lin Yunshe came on stage, and Li Qiankun watched carefully.
Seeing Li Yue draw the No. 1 ball, all the audience, including Li Yue himself, laughed bitterly. Lin Yunshe was the first to appear, and Yang An was stuck on the road at the moment. The camera outside the car window was completely dark, the night lights were bustling, and the traffic was flowing. But there was a tight traffic jam, so I asked the director: "What should I do if I really can't make it?"
The fast BGM and the captivating plot, in the first five minutes, are like a tense police movie, interconnected and pressing step by step.