In December, the Northeast is covered with white snow. There are many ice sculptures and snow sculptures on the streets, which look extremely beautiful under the street lights at night.
The whole audience laughed. Yang An, with a sullen face, walked around the venue, pointed at the audience and shouted: "Let me see who dares to have fun! Listening to these two people talking about cross talk, how dare you have fun?"
The disciples knew that Qiu Jiuling was lamenting his old age. In fact, they themselves had already thought about revamping old jokes, such as Wu Xun Disciple. I don’t know how many versions have been revised in the cross talk world. Yang An’s was by no means the first. The disciples were actually a little disdainful. Yes, I think the master has deified Yang An!
Jin Dabao couldn't believe it: "I thought the rumors were false! Did Shabei really leave CCTV and join your company?"
At this time, the TV camera showed the center of the stage, where the family members were seated. Cao Shulin, wearing a suit, was sitting there with a smile and applauding!
Sabei wore a formal dress and walked on the crescent stage, smiling and bowing ninety degrees as the audience cheered.
Not only the audience was puzzled, but also several northern crosstalkers watching TV, Qiu Jiuling and others were all dumbfounded: "Cao Shulin's son takes the lead? Isn't this nonsense?"
The audience was laughing crazy. Cao Xiaobao fired randomly with a machine gun, injuring the innocent Sha Bei.
In the center of Bingcheng City, the Northeastern Folk Art Troupe located in the courtyard of the Mass Art Museum visited a special guest. Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao came after hearing the news, stretched out their arms from a long distance away, and warmly hugged the visitor. .
Yang An stood next to Cao Xiaobao and squeezed him: "Why are you here? This is my stage. I promised the audience last year that I will return this season! Today is my first show. What are you two doing here?" Yes? Who arranged for them to come on stage?"
Disciple Qiu Jiuling said: "Master, you worked so hard last year and you only got third place. This Cao Xiaobao is less than twenty years old. Can he represent Lin Yun Society in cross talk? Are you kidding!"
Sabei wore a formal dress and walked on the crescent stage, smiling and bowing ninety degrees as the audience cheered.
"Brother Yang, why are you here?"
You don’t want me to be happy, but I still have to be happy!
At this time, the TV camera showed the center of the stage, where the family members were seated. Cao Shulin, wearing a suit, was sitting there with a smile and applauding!
Jin Dabao laughed loudly. He was a head shorter than Yang An. He was like a bird clinging to someone when he hugged him, his chin resting on Yang An's chest.
The female fan was excited: "Mr. God~"
Yan He said: "It's too much, he has forgotten his original intention!"
Yang An was angry, rolled up his sleeves and walked over: "Hey! You took my position and you still said sarcastic words. Do you know the law?"
It’s true that I didn’t ask for much. One of the three major sponsors asked for 20 million more, and the other 3 to 5 million also had to be increased. Yao Ning is a female killer. She took full advantage of Blue Ocean TV’s channel advantages and got two back. 100 million, everyone divided it, and Yang An became a billionaire without knowing it. This kind of long-term business is really comfortable.
Popularity is not something you can rely on. "Happy Comedian" is Yang An's home field. This time he gave up his identity as a host and focused on competing on stage. No one dared to pick on him anymore. Of course, the audience can support their favorite idols unscrupulously. !
Yang An hugged Hei Jiaren, stretched out his hand to shake Xiao Dongbei's behind, and said politely: "I haven't eaten yet, please give me some authentic Northeastern dumplings first!"
It was really not a joke. Cao Xiaobao said something at the beginning, but when introducing his partner, he deliberately did not mention his partner's name, which made the whole room burst into laughter. This is a classic old joke.
This is a meme that Yang An used in the first season. Sabei said it deliberately, not as a leftover, but as a tribute to past classics!
Xiao Dongbei smiled and shouted inside: "Ya Dan, go to Lao San's house next door and bring two kilograms of dumplings. Bring the garlic, vinegar, and soy sauce!"
"right!"
In December, the Northeast is covered with white snow. There are many ice sculptures and snow sculptures on the streets, which look extremely beautiful under the street lights at night.
The audience at the scene had already gone crazy with joy. This guy completely subverted everyone's impression of him. He was so funny!
It was past 7 o'clock at this time. Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao were discussing the notebook for the Liaodong Spring Festival Gala and stayed at the Group Art Hall to work overtime.
Sabei immediately put away his smile. He supported his body with his left foot, lifted his right foot and placed it outside his left foot. At the same time, he tilted his body slightly, stretched out his hand to make a shooting gesture at the group of female fans, and then blew "Risk" "Smoke" the index finger of the muzzle, the voice was extremely deep: "You are absolutely right, I am more charming than him, please call me Formosa..."
The audience laughed on the TV, and Xiao Dongbei also laughed out loud outside the TV: "Looking at the way you are devouring it, you are really an animal!"
It was really not a joke. Cao Xiaobao said something at the beginning, but when introducing his partner, he deliberately did not mention his partner's name, which made the whole room burst into laughter. This is a classic old joke.
Brother Yang, ask Shabei if he understands the law
It’s true that I didn’t ask for much. One of the three major sponsors asked for 20 million more, and the other 3 to 5 million also had to be increased. Yao Ning is a female killer. She took full advantage of Blue Ocean TV’s channel advantages and got two back. 100 million, everyone divided it, and Yang An became a billionaire without knowing it. This kind of long-term business is really comfortable.
Shabei, who was standing by the stage, looked stunned and pointed at himself in embarrassment. He was shot even while he was standing. He was not the one who eliminated Yang An!
This is a meme that Yang An used in the first season. Sabei said it deliberately, not as a leftover, but as a tribute to past classics!
It was past 7 o'clock at this time. Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao were discussing the notebook for the Liaodong Spring Festival Gala and stayed at the Group Art Hall to work overtime.
Yang An was eating dumplings and watching TV. Blue Ocean TV's "Happy Comedian 2" premiered today. We are all in the same industry, so of course it depends on the performance.
Yang An smiled: "It's an increase of 20 million. We are all friends. I'm sorry to ask for more."
Yan He also said: "We are also part of Lin Yun Club, and what we said has good results, right?"
The audience was laughing crazy. Cao Xiaobao fired randomly with a machine gun, injuring the innocent Sha Bei.
Cao Xiaobao grabbed Yang An and said: "He just announced the curtain, and it will only make the audience applaud to welcome the next one. Why are you making things difficult for him? Can you be a bit promising? If you have the ability, come to me!"
Jin Dabao clicked his tongue: "Hey, it's still Gujinjiu. You haven't changed your sponsor this year? Have the advertising fees gone up?"
Qiu Jiuling, who has been doing cross talk for so many years, understood immediately: "Red flowers and green leaves, plus martial arts training apprentices! Yang An and Li Yue will definitely come out soon!"
Jin Dabao was just envious: "Look, Brother Bei, after we have worked hard for a whole year, can we get a fraction of 20 million?"
Shabei, who was standing by the stage, looked stunned and pointed at himself in embarrassment. He was shot even while he was standing. He was not the one who eliminated Yang An!
Not only the audience was puzzled, but also several northern crosstalkers watching TV, Qiu Jiuling and others were all dumbfounded: "Cao Shulin's son takes the lead? Isn't this nonsense?"
Yang An was angry, rolled up his sleeves and walked over: "Hey! You took my position and you still said sarcastic words. Do you know the law?"
"Cao Xiaobao?"
Jin Dabao couldn't believe it: "I thought the rumors were false! Did Shabei really leave CCTV and join your company?"
Yang An smiled: "It's an increase of 20 million. We are all friends. I'm sorry to ask for more."
Sure enough, the familiar style returned, and the audience in front of the TV all breathed a sigh of relief. Yang An could not be the host, as long as Shabei could continue to maintain a happy style.
Cao Xiaobao continued to slander Yang An: "As for Yang An, the last time you competed with me for Lin Yun's brother, you were punished, right? After returning home, you didn't want to make progress, didn't practice basic cross talk skills, and did variety shows every day. Watching students sing was not enough. You have to go on stage to sing by yourself, only to be eliminated by Teacher Sha, right? Isn’t it embarrassing?"
Cao Xiaobao grabbed Yang An and said: "He just announced the curtain, and it will only make the audience applaud to welcome the next one. Why are you making things difficult for him? Can you be a bit promising? If you have the ability, come to me!"
It’s true that I didn’t ask for much. One of the three major sponsors asked for 20 million more, and the other 3 to 5 million also had to be increased. Yao Ning is a female killer. She took full advantage of Blue Ocean TV’s channel advantages and got two back. 100 million, everyone divided it, and Yang An became a billionaire without knowing it. This kind of long-term business is really comfortable.
Yang An was angry, rolled up his sleeves and walked over: "Hey! You took my position and you still said sarcastic words. Do you know the law?"
But the ordinary audience didn't understand this. They were very happy to see Cao Xiaobao and Yan He talking, so they continued to listen. When Cao Xiaobao brought the topic to Yang An and Li Yue, the audience burst into laughter.
The last sentence was a question, and Yang An looked at Sabei beside the stage.
Qiu Jiuling had been silent since he guessed it. At this time, he sighed: "Young people's thinking is very flexible. A martial arts apprentice does not necessarily have to be a master training an apprentice. Yang An taught me another lesson!"
The audience was speechless when they saw the handsome and handsome Cao Xiaobao coupled with an old-fashioned and unfamiliar partner!
Yang An was angry, rolled up his sleeves and walked over: "Hey! You took my position and you still said sarcastic words. Do you know the law?"
Qiu Jiuling, who has been doing cross talk for so many years, understood immediately: "Red flowers and green leaves, plus martial arts training apprentices! Yang An and Li Yue will definitely come out soon!"
Jin Dabao was just envious: "Look, Brother Bei, after we have worked hard for a whole year, can we get a fraction of 20 million?"
It was really not a joke. Cao Xiaobao said something at the beginning, but when introducing his partner, he deliberately did not mention his partner's name, which made the whole room burst into laughter. This is a classic old joke.
Yang An stood next to Cao Xiaobao and squeezed him: "Why are you here? This is my stage. I promised the audience last year that I will return this season! Today is my first show. What are you two doing here?" Yes? Who arranged for them to come on stage?"
Xiao Dongbei smiled and said: "Two million is still guaranteed! Hey, the host has been replaced by Sha Bei? Is he not working at CCTV anymore?"
Xiao Dongbei asked in surprise: "Are you the first one to go up?"
Jin Dabao couldn't believe it: "I thought the rumors were false! Did Shabei really leave CCTV and join your company?"
Jin Dabao couldn't believe it: "I thought the rumors were false! Did Shabei really leave CCTV and join your company?"
Yang An was eating dumplings and watching TV. Blue Ocean TV's "Happy Comedian 2" premiered today. We are all in the same industry, so of course it depends on the performance.
It’s true that I didn’t ask for much. One of the three major sponsors asked for 20 million more, and the other 3 to 5 million also had to be increased. Yao Ning is a female killer. She took full advantage of Blue Ocean TV’s channel advantages and got two back. 100 million, everyone divided it, and Yang An became a billionaire without knowing it. This kind of long-term business is really comfortable.
"Welcome to watch, Sabei's personal talent show... "
"Brother Yang, why are you here?"
Yang An explained: "I haven't resigned yet. CCTV has agreed to Shabei's hosting of the comedian. CCTV owes me a favor!"
Yang An smiled: "It's an increase of 20 million. We are all friends. I'm sorry to ask for more."
A group of female fans screamed: "You are more handsome than him!"
As expected, Cao Xiaobao and Yan He, who had been taught the "secret technique", started talking crosstalk again. They started arguing over a disagreement, started fighting, and finally separated.
Hahahaha~~~
For the first group of contestants, after the sound of gongs and drums, the red curtain opened, and the most familiar three characters of Lin Yunshe appeared, and the audience applauded!
Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao gave a thumbs up: "Okay, Brother Yang, even CCTV owes you a favor? That's awesome!"
It’s true that I didn’t ask for much. One of the three major sponsors asked for 20 million more, and the other 3 to 5 million also had to be increased. Yao Ning is a female killer. She took full advantage of Blue Ocean TV’s channel advantages and got two back. 100 million, everyone divided it, and Yang An became a billionaire without knowing it. This kind of long-term business is really comfortable.
The audience were all deliberately playing devil's advocate, and they all laughed, just watching Yang An and Cao Xiaobao fight.
Popularity is not something you can rely on. "Happy Comedian" is Yang An's home field. This time he gave up his identity as a host and focused on competing on stage. No one dared to pick on him anymore. Of course, the audience can support their favorite idols unscrupulously. !
Sabei wore a formal dress and walked on the crescent stage, smiling and bowing ninety degrees as the audience cheered.
Yang An explained: "I haven't resigned yet. CCTV has agreed to Shabei's hosting of the comedian. CCTV owes me a favor!"
The audience was speechless when they saw the handsome and handsome Cao Xiaobao coupled with an old-fashioned and unfamiliar partner!
Yang An smiled: "It's an increase of 20 million. We are all friends. I'm sorry to ask for more."
"Welcome to watch, Sabei's personal talent show... "
As expected, Cao Xiaobao and Yan He, who had been taught the "secret technique", started talking crosstalk again. They started arguing over a disagreement, started fighting, and finally separated.
Jin Dabao clicked his tongue: "Hey, it's still Gujinjiu. You haven't changed your sponsor this year? Have the advertising fees gone up?"
Qiu Jiuling had been silent since he guessed it. At this time, he sighed: "Young people's thinking is very flexible. A martial arts apprentice does not necessarily have to be a master training an apprentice. Yang An taught me another lesson!"
oh!
Jin Dabao laughed loudly. He was a head shorter than Yang An. He was like a bird clinging to someone when he hugged him, his chin resting on Yang An's chest.
Then, the two of them passed on their experience respectively. Yang An taught Cao Xiaobao how to get funny lines, and Li Yue taught Yan He how to fight for honors for being flattering. In short, this old joke about red flowers and green leaves was renovated and performed with a new flavor by Yang An.
This is a meme that Yang An used in the first season. Sabei said it deliberately, not as a leftover, but as a tribute to past classics!
Sabei put away Poss and sighed: "From your enthusiastic responses, I can understand your fanatical hearts. To be honest, I would be proud if you always praise me like this!"
Yang An smiled: "It's an increase of 20 million. We are all friends. I'm sorry to ask for more."
Cao Xiaobao hated the irony and said: "I took off my shoes and sang four lessons. I'm afraid Yang An is the only one left to sing now. Is this a deep love for cross talk?"
And Sha Bei, the mean expression on his face is almost as good as Yang An!
This saucy move made the audience burst into laughter, even Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao couldn't help it.
And Sha Bei, the mean expression on his face is almost as good as Yang An!
It was past 7 o'clock at this time. Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao were discussing the notebook for the Liaodong Spring Festival Gala and stayed at the Group Art Hall to work overtime.
And Sha Bei, the mean expression on his face is almost as good as Yang An!
Sure enough, the familiar style returned, and the audience in front of the TV all breathed a sigh of relief. Yang An could not be the host, as long as Shabei could continue to maintain a happy style.
Xiao Dongbei smiled and said: "Two million is still guaranteed! Hey, the host has been replaced by Sha Bei? Is he not working at CCTV anymore?"
But the ordinary audience didn't understand this. They were very happy to see Cao Xiaobao and Yan He talking, so they continued to listen. When Cao Xiaobao brought the topic to Yang An and Li Yue, the audience burst into laughter.
Hahahaha~~~
And Sha Bei, the mean expression on his face is almost as good as Yang An!
Brother Yang, ask Shabei if he understands the law
Sabei laughed loudly: "What was the name of the male idol last season? Hahahaha, he can't come today. It's finally my turn!"
The whole audience burst into laughter and shouted: "Lin Yunshe!"
The audience laughed on the TV, and Xiao Dongbei also laughed out loud outside the TV: "Looking at the way you are devouring it, you are really an animal!"
In many people's minds, Shabei is the very serious host of CCTV's legal program. Today, he amused the audience within thirty seconds of his opening, showing off his funny side.
Yang An bit the dumpling and laughed: "I didn't expect it, this is Sha Bei's second personality!"
The audience was laughing crazy. Cao Xiaobao fired randomly with a machine gun, injuring the innocent Sha Bei.
Sure enough, the familiar style returned, and the audience in front of the TV all breathed a sigh of relief. Yang An could not be the host, as long as Shabei could continue to maintain a happy style.
Jin Dabao was just envious: "Look, Brother Bei, after we have worked hard for a whole year, can we get a fraction of 20 million?"
The whole audience laughed. Yang An, with a sullen face, walked around the venue, pointed at the audience and shouted: "Let me see who dares to have fun! Listening to these two people talking about cross talk, how dare you have fun?"
In many people's minds, Shabei is the very serious host of CCTV's legal program. Today, he amused the audience within thirty seconds of his opening, showing off his funny side.
Sabei laughed loudly: "What was the name of the male idol last season? Hahahaha, he can't come today. It's finally my turn!"
Sabei thanked everyone for their applause and asked casually: "That female audience member, what do you call me?"
In December, the Northeast is covered with white snow. There are many ice sculptures and snow sculptures on the streets, which look extremely beautiful under the street lights at night.
The audience was laughing crazy. Cao Xiaobao fired randomly with a machine gun, injuring the innocent Sha Bei.
The whole audience cheered and booed. Yang An and Li Yue had no choice but to come up with bad ideas from the sidelines and try to find a way to get Cao Xiaobao and Yan He off stage.
Cao Xiaobao continued to slander Yang An: "As for Yang An, the last time you competed with me for Lin Yun's brother, you were punished, right? After returning home, you didn't want to make progress, didn't practice basic cross talk skills, and did variety shows every day. Watching students sing was not enough. You have to go on stage to sing by yourself, only to be eliminated by Teacher Sha, right? Isn’t it embarrassing?"
Disciple Qiu Jiuling said: "Master, you worked so hard last year and you only got third place. This Cao Xiaobao is less than twenty years old. Can he represent Lin Yun Society in cross talk? Are you kidding!"
Jin Dabao laughed loudly. He was a head shorter than Yang An. He was like a bird clinging to someone when he hugged him, his chin resting on Yang An's chest.
It was past 7 o'clock at this time. Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao were discussing the notebook for the Liaodong Spring Festival Gala and stayed at the Group Art Hall to work overtime.
The female fan was excited: "Mr. God~"
In December, the Northeast is covered with white snow. There are many ice sculptures and snow sculptures on the streets, which look extremely beautiful under the street lights at night.
Yan He also said: "We are also part of Lin Yun Club, and what we said has good results, right?"
Jin Dabao laughed loudly. He was a head shorter than Yang An. He was like a bird clinging to someone when he hugged him, his chin resting on Yang An's chest.
Sha Bei's face turned green. This was completely ignored!
Sabei laughed loudly: "What was the name of the male idol last season? Hahahaha, he can't come today. It's finally my turn!"
And Sha Bei, the mean expression on his face is almost as good as Yang An!
Cao Xiaobao grabbed Yang An and said: "He just announced the curtain, and it will only make the audience applaud to welcome the next one. Why are you making things difficult for him? Can you be a bit promising? If you have the ability, come to me!"
Amid the applause and cheers of the audience, Yang An and Li Yue walked out in their coats!
Hahahaha~~~
Sha Bei's face turned green. This was completely ignored!
Sabei wore a formal dress and walked on the crescent stage, smiling and bowing ninety degrees as the audience cheered.
Xiao Dongbei smiled and said: "Two million is still guaranteed! Hey, the host has been replaced by Sha Bei? Is he not working at CCTV anymore?"
A group of female fans screamed: "You are more handsome than him!"
The whole audience burst into laughter and shouted: "Lin Yunshe!"
Yang An nodded: "Yes! I was the first in the starting lineup and performed well. The final ranking is..."
Sabei immediately put away his smile. He supported his body with his left foot, lifted his right foot and placed it outside his left foot. At the same time, he tilted his body slightly, stretched out his hand to make a shooting gesture at the group of female fans, and then blew "Risk" "Smoke" the index finger of the muzzle, the voice was extremely deep: "You are absolutely right, I am more charming than him, please call me Formosa..."
The whole audience burst into laughter and shouted: "Lin Yunshe!"
So the comedians this season are definitely interesting!
Yang An and Li Yue were so proud that they finally got the opportunity to "demonstrate again and tell you what cross talk is". They stood in the center of the stage and started performing.
So the comedians this season are definitely interesting!
The audience laughed on the TV, and Xiao Dongbei also laughed out loud outside the TV: "Looking at the way you are devouring it, you are really an animal!"
The audience at the scene had already gone crazy with joy. This guy completely subverted everyone's impression of him. He was so funny!
A group of female fans screamed: "You are more handsome than him!"
This saucy move made the audience burst into laughter, even Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao couldn't help it.
Cao Xiaobao continued to slander Yang An: "As for Yang An, the last time you competed with me for Lin Yun's brother, you were punished, right? After returning home, you didn't want to make progress, didn't practice basic cross talk skills, and did variety shows every day. Watching students sing was not enough. You have to go on stage to sing by yourself, only to be eliminated by Teacher Sha, right? Isn’t it embarrassing?"
It was really not a joke. Cao Xiaobao said something at the beginning, but when introducing his partner, he deliberately did not mention his partner's name, which made the whole room burst into laughter. This is a classic old joke.
In many people's minds, Shabei is the very serious host of CCTV's legal program. Today, he amused the audience within thirty seconds of his opening, showing off his funny side.
Xiao Dongbei smiled and said: "Two million is still guaranteed! Hey, the host has been replaced by Sha Bei? Is he not working at CCTV anymore?"
Yang An bit the dumpling and laughed: "I didn't expect it, this is Sha Bei's second personality!"
Yang An and Li Yue were so proud that they finally got the opportunity to "demonstrate again and tell you what cross talk is". They stood in the center of the stage and started performing.
Sabei immediately put away his smile. He supported his body with his left foot, lifted his right foot and placed it outside his left foot. At the same time, he tilted his body slightly, stretched out his hand to make a shooting gesture at the group of female fans, and then blew "Risk" "Smoke" the index finger of the muzzle, the voice was extremely deep: "You are absolutely right, I am more charming than him, please call me Formosa..."
Sabei wore a formal dress and walked on the crescent stage, smiling and bowing ninety degrees as the audience cheered.
Yang An stood next to Cao Xiaobao and squeezed him: "Why are you here? This is my stage. I promised the audience last year that I will return this season! Today is my first show. What are you two doing here?" Yes? Who arranged for them to come on stage?"
Jin Dabao clicked his tongue: "Hey, it's still Gujinjiu. You haven't changed your sponsor this year? Have the advertising fees gone up?"
Cao Xiaobao grabbed Yang An and said: "He just announced the curtain, and it will only make the audience applaud to welcome the next one. Why are you making things difficult for him? Can you be a bit promising? If you have the ability, come to me!"
Sabei put away Poss and sighed: "From your enthusiastic responses, I can understand your fanatical hearts. To be honest, I would be proud if you always praise me like this!"
"Welcome to watch, Sabei's personal talent show... "
In the center of Bingcheng City, the Northeastern Folk Art Troupe located in the courtyard of the Mass Art Museum visited a special guest. Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao came after hearing the news, stretched out their arms from a long distance away, and warmly hugged the visitor. .
The audience at the scene had already gone crazy with joy. This guy completely subverted everyone's impression of him. He was so funny!
Sure enough, the familiar style returned, and the audience in front of the TV all breathed a sigh of relief. Yang An could not be the host, as long as Shabei could continue to maintain a happy style.
"Welcome to watch, Sabei's personal talent show... "
Shabei, who was standing by the stage, looked stunned and pointed at himself in embarrassment. He was shot even while he was standing. He was not the one who eliminated Yang An!
Sabei immediately put away his smile. He supported his body with his left foot, lifted his right foot and placed it outside his left foot. At the same time, he tilted his body slightly, stretched out his hand to make a shooting gesture at the group of female fans, and then blew "Risk" "Smoke" the index finger of the muzzle, the voice was extremely deep: "You are absolutely right, I am more charming than him, please call me Formosa..."
It’s true that I didn’t ask for much. One of the three major sponsors asked for 20 million more, and the other 3 to 5 million also had to be increased. Yao Ning is a female killer. She took full advantage of Blue Ocean TV’s channel advantages and got two back. 100 million, everyone divided it, and Yang An became a billionaire without knowing it. This kind of long-term business is really comfortable.
The last sentence was a question, and Yang An looked at Sabei beside the stage.
Sha Bei's face turned green. This was completely ignored!
So the comedians this season are definitely interesting!
So the comedians this season are definitely interesting!
Cao Xiaobao said angrily: "He has been doing fishing for three days and posting nets for two days. I scold him every time I see him. He also loves cross talk and fights over Lin Yun's brother! He makes so much money, why doesn't he divide the points? Are you me?"
Sure enough, the familiar style returned, and the audience in front of the TV all breathed a sigh of relief. Yang An could not be the host, as long as Shabei could continue to maintain a happy style.
For the first group of contestants, after the sound of gongs and drums, the red curtain opened, and the most familiar three characters of Lin Yunshe appeared, and the audience applauded!
Cao Xiaobao hated the irony and said: "I took off my shoes and sang four lessons. I'm afraid Yang An is the only one left to sing now. Is this a deep love for cross talk?"
Popularity is not something you can rely on. "Happy Comedian" is Yang An's home field. This time he gave up his identity as a host and focused on competing on stage. No one dared to pick on him anymore. Of course, the audience can support their favorite idols unscrupulously. !
So the comedians this season are definitely interesting!
Sabei joked for a while and introduced: "Tonight's starting lineup is the most representative comedian and comedy team in China that I can think of. Just like the last season, it took twelve weeks of hard work and seventy-two people. A brand-new comedy work... The first group to appear next are the deserters from last season! This season, they are back with a vengeance, and they are bound to stir up a bloody storm here. The sky will fall apart, rivers of blood will flow, and all living beings will be devastated. Who are they?"
Popularity is not something you can rely on. "Happy Comedian" is Yang An's home field. This time he gave up his identity as a host and focused on competing on stage. No one dared to pick on him anymore. Of course, the audience can support their favorite idols unscrupulously. !
Then, the two of them passed on their experience respectively. Yang An taught Cao Xiaobao how to get funny lines, and Li Yue taught Yan He how to fight for honors for being flattering. In short, this old joke about red flowers and green leaves was renovated and performed with a new flavor by Yang An.
Yang An stood next to Cao Xiaobao and squeezed him: "Why are you here? This is my stage. I promised the audience last year that I will return this season! Today is my first show. What are you two doing here?" Yes? Who arranged for them to come on stage?"
Hahahaha~~~
Cao Xiaobao hated the irony and said: "I took off my shoes and sang four lessons. I'm afraid Yang An is the only one left to sing now. Is this a deep love for cross talk?"
Brother Yang, ask Shabei if he understands the law
Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao gave a thumbs up: "Okay, Brother Yang, even CCTV owes you a favor? That's awesome!"
The audience laughed on the TV, and Xiao Dongbei also laughed out loud outside the TV: "Looking at the way you are devouring it, you are really an animal!"
The whole audience burst into laughter and shouted: "Lin Yunshe!"
For the first group of contestants, after the sound of gongs and drums, the red curtain opened, and the most familiar three characters of Lin Yunshe appeared, and the audience applauded!
Qiu Jiuling had been silent since he guessed it. At this time, he sighed: "Young people's thinking is very flexible. A martial arts apprentice does not necessarily have to be a master training an apprentice. Yang An taught me another lesson!"
Qiu Jiuling had been silent since he guessed it. At this time, he sighed: "Young people's thinking is very flexible. A martial arts apprentice does not necessarily have to be a master training an apprentice. Yang An taught me another lesson!"
Jin Dabao couldn't believe it: "I thought the rumors were false! Did Shabei really leave CCTV and join your company?"
Sabei thanked everyone for their applause and asked casually: "That female audience member, what do you call me?"
"right!"
It was really not a joke. Cao Xiaobao said something at the beginning, but when introducing his partner, he deliberately did not mention his partner's name, which made the whole room burst into laughter. This is a classic old joke.
Yan He said: "It's too much, he has forgotten his original intention!"
Xiao Dongbei asked in surprise: "Are you the first one to go up?"
Yang An was eating dumplings and watching TV. Blue Ocean TV's "Happy Comedian 2" premiered today. We are all in the same industry, so of course it depends on the performance.
Cao Xiaobao hated the irony and said: "I took off my shoes and sang four lessons. I'm afraid Yang An is the only one left to sing now. Is this a deep love for cross talk?"
Amid the applause and cheers of the audience, Yang An and Li Yue walked out in their coats!
Yang An nodded: "Yes! I was the first in the starting lineup and performed well. The final ranking is..."
Everyone laughed, feeling that you are so angry because Yang An doesn't give you any money!
Cao Xiaobao hated the irony and said: "I took off my shoes and sang four lessons. I'm afraid Yang An is the only one left to sing now. Is this a deep love for cross talk?"
Hu~~~
Sabei joked for a while and introduced: "Tonight's starting lineup is the most representative comedian and comedy team in China that I can think of. Just like the last season, it took twelve weeks of hard work and seventy-two people. A brand-new comedy work... The first group to appear next are the deserters from last season! This season, they are back with a vengeance, and they are bound to stir up a bloody storm here. The sky will fall apart, rivers of blood will flow, and all living beings will be devastated. Who are they?"
Jin Dabao quickly stopped: "Don't say it! Let me watch the performance carefully and guess by myself!"
In many people's minds, Shabei is the very serious host of CCTV's legal program. Today, he amused the audience within thirty seconds of his opening, showing off his funny side.
Not only the audience was puzzled, but also several northern crosstalkers watching TV, Qiu Jiuling and others were all dumbfounded: "Cao Shulin's son takes the lead? Isn't this nonsense?"
The audience were all deliberately playing devil's advocate, and they all laughed, just watching Yang An and Cao Xiaobao fight.
Sure enough, the familiar style returned, and the audience in front of the TV all breathed a sigh of relief. Yang An could not be the host, as long as Shabei could continue to maintain a happy style.
This saucy move made the audience burst into laughter, even Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao couldn't help it.
"Cao Xiaobao?"
Then, the two of them passed on their experience respectively. Yang An taught Cao Xiaobao how to get funny lines, and Li Yue taught Yan He how to fight for honors for being flattering. In short, this old joke about red flowers and green leaves was renovated and performed with a new flavor by Yang An.
For the first group of contestants, after the sound of gongs and drums, the red curtain opened, and the most familiar three characters of Lin Yunshe appeared, and the audience applauded!
You two are so funny!
Xiao Dongbei smiled and shouted inside: "Ya Dan, go to Lao San's house next door and bring two kilograms of dumplings. Bring the garlic, vinegar, and soy sauce!"
"Welcome to watch, Sabei's personal talent show... "
"Cao Xiaobao?"
Not only the audience was puzzled, but also several northern crosstalkers watching TV, Qiu Jiuling and others were all dumbfounded: "Cao Shulin's son takes the lead? Isn't this nonsense?"
In December, the Northeast is covered with white snow. There are many ice sculptures and snow sculptures on the streets, which look extremely beautiful under the street lights at night.
In December, the Northeast is covered with white snow. There are many ice sculptures and snow sculptures on the streets, which look extremely beautiful under the street lights at night.
Sabei put away Poss and sighed: "From your enthusiastic responses, I can understand your fanatical hearts. To be honest, I would be proud if you always praise me like this!"
The audience was speechless when they saw the handsome and handsome Cao Xiaobao coupled with an old-fashioned and unfamiliar partner!
Cao Xiaobao said angrily: "He has been doing fishing for three days and posting nets for two days. I scold him every time I see him. He also loves cross talk and fights over Lin Yun's brother! He makes so much money, why doesn't he divide the points? Are you me?"
Qiu Jiuling had been silent since he guessed it. At this time, he sighed: "Young people's thinking is very flexible. A martial arts apprentice does not necessarily have to be a master training an apprentice. Yang An taught me another lesson!"
Popularity is not something you can rely on. "Happy Comedian" is Yang An's home field. This time he gave up his identity as a host and focused on competing on stage. No one dared to pick on him anymore. Of course, the audience can support their favorite idols unscrupulously. !
Yan He said: "It's too much, he has forgotten his original intention!"
Cao Xiaobao grabbed Yang An and said: "He just announced the curtain, and it will only make the audience applaud to welcome the next one. Why are you making things difficult for him? Can you be a bit promising? If you have the ability, come to me!"
The whole audience laughed. Yang An, with a sullen face, walked around the venue, pointed at the audience and shouted: "Let me see who dares to have fun! Listening to these two people talking about cross talk, how dare you have fun?"
The audience was puzzled, where are Yang An and Li Yue as promised
Yang An explained: "I haven't resigned yet. CCTV has agreed to Shabei's hosting of the comedian. CCTV owes me a favor!"
The whole audience cheered and booed. Yang An and Li Yue had no choice but to come up with bad ideas from the sidelines and try to find a way to get Cao Xiaobao and Yan He off stage.
Yang An hugged Hei Jiaren, stretched out his hand to shake Xiao Dongbei's behind, and said politely: "I haven't eaten yet, please give me some authentic Northeastern dumplings first!"
As expected, Cao Xiaobao and Yan He, who had been taught the "secret technique", started talking crosstalk again. They started arguing over a disagreement, started fighting, and finally separated.
Hu~~~
At this time, the TV camera showed the center of the stage, where the family members were seated. Cao Shulin, wearing a suit, was sitting there with a smile and applauding!
In many people's minds, Shabei is the very serious host of CCTV's legal program. Today, he amused the audience within thirty seconds of his opening, showing off his funny side.
Sabei joked for a while and introduced: "Tonight's starting lineup is the most representative comedian and comedy team in China that I can think of. Just like the last season, it took twelve weeks of hard work and seventy-two people. A brand-new comedy work... The first group to appear next are the deserters from last season! This season, they are back with a vengeance, and they are bound to stir up a bloody storm here. The sky will fall apart, rivers of blood will flow, and all living beings will be devastated. Who are they?"
"Welcome to watch, Sabei's personal talent show... "
Sabei thanked everyone for their applause and asked casually: "That female audience member, what do you call me?"
The audience was laughing crazy. Cao Xiaobao fired randomly with a machine gun, injuring the innocent Sha Bei.
Jin Dabao clicked his tongue: "Hey, it's still Gujinjiu. You haven't changed your sponsor this year? Have the advertising fees gone up?"
Jin Dabao clicked his tongue: "Hey, it's still Gujinjiu. You haven't changed your sponsor this year? Have the advertising fees gone up?"
Qiu Jiuling had been silent since he guessed it. At this time, he sighed: "Young people's thinking is very flexible. A martial arts apprentice does not necessarily have to be a master training an apprentice. Yang An taught me another lesson!"
Not only the audience was puzzled, but also several northern crosstalkers watching TV, Qiu Jiuling and others were all dumbfounded: "Cao Shulin's son takes the lead? Isn't this nonsense?"
Popularity is not something you can rely on. "Happy Comedian" is Yang An's home field. This time he gave up his identity as a host and focused on competing on stage. No one dared to pick on him anymore. Of course, the audience can support their favorite idols unscrupulously. !
In December, the Northeast is covered with white snow. There are many ice sculptures and snow sculptures on the streets, which look extremely beautiful under the street lights at night.
Cao Xiaobao said angrily: "He has been doing fishing for three days and posting nets for two days. I scold him every time I see him. He also loves cross talk and fights over Lin Yun's brother! He makes so much money, why doesn't he divide the points? Are you me?"
Sabei laughed loudly: "What was the name of the male idol last season? Hahahaha, he can't come today. It's finally my turn!"
Sabei immediately put away his smile. He supported his body with his left foot, lifted his right foot and placed it outside his left foot. At the same time, he tilted his body slightly, stretched out his hand to make a shooting gesture at the group of female fans, and then blew "Risk" "Smoke" the index finger of the muzzle, the voice was extremely deep: "You are absolutely right, I am more charming than him, please call me Formosa..."
Disciple Qiu Jiuling said: "Master, you worked so hard last year and you only got third place. This Cao Xiaobao is less than twenty years old. Can he represent Lin Yun Society in cross talk? Are you kidding!"
This is a meme that Yang An used in the first season. Sabei said it deliberately, not as a leftover, but as a tribute to past classics!
Amid the applause and cheers of the audience, Yang An and Li Yue walked out in their coats!
But the ordinary audience didn't understand this. They were very happy to see Cao Xiaobao and Yan He talking, so they continued to listen. When Cao Xiaobao brought the topic to Yang An and Li Yue, the audience burst into laughter.
Jin Dabao clicked his tongue: "Hey, it's still Gujinjiu. You haven't changed your sponsor this year? Have the advertising fees gone up?"
Yang An was angry, rolled up his sleeves and walked over: "Hey! You took my position and you still said sarcastic words. Do you know the law?"
Yang An bit the dumpling and laughed: "I didn't expect it, this is Sha Bei's second personality!"
Yan He also said: "We are also part of Lin Yun Club, and what we said has good results, right?"
Xiao Dongbei asked in surprise: "Are you the first one to go up?"
It was really not a joke. Cao Xiaobao said something at the beginning, but when introducing his partner, he deliberately did not mention his partner's name, which made the whole room burst into laughter. This is a classic old joke.
Yan He said: "It's too much, he has forgotten his original intention!"
Yang An explained: "I haven't resigned yet. CCTV has agreed to Shabei's hosting of the comedian. CCTV owes me a favor!"
The audience was speechless when they saw the handsome and handsome Cao Xiaobao coupled with an old-fashioned and unfamiliar partner!
Jin Dabao was just envious: "Look, Brother Bei, after we have worked hard for a whole year, can we get a fraction of 20 million?"
A group of female fans screamed: "You are more handsome than him!"
The audience were all deliberately playing devil's advocate, and they all laughed, just watching Yang An and Cao Xiaobao fight.
In December, the Northeast is covered with white snow. There are many ice sculptures and snow sculptures on the streets, which look extremely beautiful under the street lights at night.
Qiu Jiuling, who has been doing cross talk for so many years, understood immediately: "Red flowers and green leaves, plus martial arts training apprentices! Yang An and Li Yue will definitely come out soon!"
It’s true that I didn’t ask for much. One of the three major sponsors asked for 20 million more, and the other 3 to 5 million also had to be increased. Yao Ning is a female killer. She took full advantage of Blue Ocean TV’s channel advantages and got two back. 100 million, everyone divided it, and Yang An became a billionaire without knowing it. This kind of long-term business is really comfortable.
Then, the two of them passed on their experience respectively. Yang An taught Cao Xiaobao how to get funny lines, and Li Yue taught Yan He how to fight for honors for being flattering. In short, this old joke about red flowers and green leaves was renovated and performed with a new flavor by Yang An.
Sure enough, the familiar style returned, and the audience in front of the TV all breathed a sigh of relief. Yang An could not be the host, as long as Shabei could continue to maintain a happy style.
You two are so funny!
oh!
But the ordinary audience didn't understand this. They were very happy to see Cao Xiaobao and Yan He talking, so they continued to listen. When Cao Xiaobao brought the topic to Yang An and Li Yue, the audience burst into laughter.
But the ordinary audience didn't understand this. They were very happy to see Cao Xiaobao and Yan He talking, so they continued to listen. When Cao Xiaobao brought the topic to Yang An and Li Yue, the audience burst into laughter.
Jin Dabao quickly stopped: "Don't say it! Let me watch the performance carefully and guess by myself!"
Cao Xiaobao said: "Yang An and Li Yue don't like crosstalk at all! What are their backgrounds? Li Yue is from a zoo! Yang An is from animals!"
Qiu Jiuling, who has been doing cross talk for so many years, understood immediately: "Red flowers and green leaves, plus martial arts training apprentices! Yang An and Li Yue will definitely come out soon!"
Shabei, who was standing by the stage, looked stunned and pointed at himself in embarrassment. He was shot even while he was standing. He was not the one who eliminated Yang An!
But the ordinary audience didn't understand this. They were very happy to see Cao Xiaobao and Yan He talking, so they continued to listen. When Cao Xiaobao brought the topic to Yang An and Li Yue, the audience burst into laughter.
The whole audience cheered and booed. Yang An and Li Yue had no choice but to come up with bad ideas from the sidelines and try to find a way to get Cao Xiaobao and Yan He off stage.
"Welcome to watch, Sabei's personal talent show... "
Cao Xiaobao hated the irony and said: "I took off my shoes and sang four lessons. I'm afraid Yang An is the only one left to sing now. Is this a deep love for cross talk?"
Cao Xiaobao said: "Yang An and Li Yue don't like crosstalk at all! What are their backgrounds? Li Yue is from a zoo! Yang An is from animals!"
The last sentence was a question, and Yang An looked at Sabei beside the stage.
The whole audience cheered and booed. Yang An and Li Yue had no choice but to come up with bad ideas from the sidelines and try to find a way to get Cao Xiaobao and Yan He off stage.
In the center of Bingcheng City, the Northeastern Folk Art Troupe located in the courtyard of the Mass Art Museum visited a special guest. Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao came after hearing the news, stretched out their arms from a long distance away, and warmly hugged the visitor. .
In the center of Bingcheng City, the Northeastern Folk Art Troupe located in the courtyard of the Mass Art Museum visited a special guest. Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao came after hearing the news, stretched out their arms from a long distance away, and warmly hugged the visitor. .
Xiao Dongbei asked in surprise: "Are you the first one to go up?"
The audience laughed on the TV, and Xiao Dongbei also laughed out loud outside the TV: "Looking at the way you are devouring it, you are really an animal!"
Jin Dabao clicked his tongue: "Hey, it's still Gujinjiu. You haven't changed your sponsor this year? Have the advertising fees gone up?"
It’s true that I didn’t ask for much. One of the three major sponsors asked for 20 million more, and the other 3 to 5 million also had to be increased. Yao Ning is a female killer. She took full advantage of Blue Ocean TV’s channel advantages and got two back. 100 million, everyone divided it, and Yang An became a billionaire without knowing it. This kind of long-term business is really comfortable.
It was really not a joke. Cao Xiaobao said something at the beginning, but when introducing his partner, he deliberately did not mention his partner's name, which made the whole room burst into laughter. This is a classic old joke.
But the ordinary audience didn't understand this. They were very happy to see Cao Xiaobao and Yan He talking, so they continued to listen. When Cao Xiaobao brought the topic to Yang An and Li Yue, the audience burst into laughter.
The audience were all deliberately playing devil's advocate, and they all laughed, just watching Yang An and Cao Xiaobao fight.
Cao Xiaobao continued to slander Yang An: "As for Yang An, the last time you competed with me for Lin Yun's brother, you were punished, right? After returning home, you didn't want to make progress, didn't practice basic cross talk skills, and did variety shows every day. Watching students sing was not enough. You have to go on stage to sing by yourself, only to be eliminated by Teacher Sha, right? Isn’t it embarrassing?"
Jin Dabao clicked his tongue: "Hey, it's still Gujinjiu. You haven't changed your sponsor this year? Have the advertising fees gone up?"
Not only the audience was puzzled, but also several northern crosstalkers watching TV, Qiu Jiuling and others were all dumbfounded: "Cao Shulin's son takes the lead? Isn't this nonsense?"
The audience laughed on the TV, and Xiao Dongbei also laughed out loud outside the TV: "Looking at the way you are devouring it, you are really an animal!"
Then, the two of them passed on their experience respectively. Yang An taught Cao Xiaobao how to get funny lines, and Li Yue taught Yan He how to fight for honors for being flattering. In short, this old joke about red flowers and green leaves was renovated and performed with a new flavor by Yang An.
Shabei, who was standing by the stage, looked stunned and pointed at himself in embarrassment. He was shot even while he was standing. He was not the one who eliminated Yang An!
Cao Xiaobao grabbed Yang An and said: "He just announced the curtain, and it will only make the audience applaud to welcome the next one. Why are you making things difficult for him? Can you be a bit promising? If you have the ability, come to me!"
The female fan was excited: "Mr. God~"
"Brother Yang, why are you here?"
In the center of Bingcheng City, the Northeastern Folk Art Troupe located in the courtyard of the Mass Art Museum visited a special guest. Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao came after hearing the news, stretched out their arms from a long distance away, and warmly hugged the visitor. .
The whole audience laughed. Yang An, with a sullen face, walked around the venue, pointed at the audience and shouted: "Let me see who dares to have fun! Listening to these two people talking about cross talk, how dare you have fun?"
Yang An was eating dumplings and watching TV. Blue Ocean TV's "Happy Comedian 2" premiered today. We are all in the same industry, so of course it depends on the performance.
The audience was laughing crazy. Cao Xiaobao fired randomly with a machine gun, injuring the innocent Sha Bei.
Hahahaha~~~
But the ordinary audience didn't understand this. They were very happy to see Cao Xiaobao and Yan He talking, so they continued to listen. When Cao Xiaobao brought the topic to Yang An and Li Yue, the audience burst into laughter.
Cao Xiaobao hated the irony and said: "I took off my shoes and sang four lessons. I'm afraid Yang An is the only one left to sing now. Is this a deep love for cross talk?"
You don’t want me to be happy, but I still have to be happy!
So the comedians this season are definitely interesting!
Xiao Dongbei asked in surprise: "Are you the first one to go up?"
Yang An stood next to Cao Xiaobao and squeezed him: "Why are you here? This is my stage. I promised the audience last year that I will return this season! Today is my first show. What are you two doing here?" Yes? Who arranged for them to come on stage?"
Yan He said: "It's too much, he has forgotten his original intention!"
Sabei wore a formal dress and walked on the crescent stage, smiling and bowing ninety degrees as the audience cheered.
Everyone laughed, feeling that you are so angry because Yang An doesn't give you any money!
The audience was laughing crazy. Cao Xiaobao fired randomly with a machine gun, injuring the innocent Sha Bei.
Cao Xiaobao said angrily: "He has been doing fishing for three days and posting nets for two days. I scold him every time I see him. He also loves cross talk and fights over Lin Yun's brother! He makes so much money, why doesn't he divide the points? Are you me?"
Yan He also said: "We are also part of Lin Yun Club, and what we said has good results, right?"
Yang An and Li Yue were so proud that they finally got the opportunity to "demonstrate again and tell you what cross talk is". They stood in the center of the stage and started performing.
Everyone laughed, feeling that you are so angry because Yang An doesn't give you any money!
Xiao Dongbei asked in surprise: "Are you the first one to go up?"
Yang An bit the dumpling and laughed: "I didn't expect it, this is Sha Bei's second personality!"
The whole audience laughed. Yang An, with a sullen face, walked around the venue, pointed at the audience and shouted: "Let me see who dares to have fun! Listening to these two people talking about cross talk, how dare you have fun?"
Jin Dabao couldn't believe it: "I thought the rumors were false! Did Shabei really leave CCTV and join your company?"
Sabei thanked everyone for their applause and asked casually: "That female audience member, what do you call me?"
Cao Xiaobao continued to slander Yang An: "As for Yang An, the last time you competed with me for Lin Yun's brother, you were punished, right? After returning home, you didn't want to make progress, didn't practice basic cross talk skills, and did variety shows every day. Watching students sing was not enough. You have to go on stage to sing by yourself, only to be eliminated by Teacher Sha, right? Isn’t it embarrassing?"
oh!
This saucy move made the audience burst into laughter, even Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao couldn't help it.
Hahahaha~~~
Jin Dabao quickly stopped: "Don't say it! Let me watch the performance carefully and guess by myself!"
Amid the applause and cheers of the audience, Yang An and Li Yue walked out in their coats!
Cao Xiaobao hated the irony and said: "I took off my shoes and sang four lessons. I'm afraid Yang An is the only one left to sing now. Is this a deep love for cross talk?"
Disciple Qiu Jiuling said: "Master, you worked so hard last year and you only got third place. This Cao Xiaobao is less than twenty years old. Can he represent Lin Yun Society in cross talk? Are you kidding!"
Jin Dabao laughed loudly. He was a head shorter than Yang An. He was like a bird clinging to someone when he hugged him, his chin resting on Yang An's chest.
Yang An and Li Yue were so proud that they finally got the opportunity to "demonstrate again and tell you what cross talk is". They stood in the center of the stage and started performing.
Popularity is not something you can rely on. "Happy Comedian" is Yang An's home field. This time he gave up his identity as a host and focused on competing on stage. No one dared to pick on him anymore. Of course, the audience can support their favorite idols unscrupulously. !
Everyone laughed, feeling that you are so angry because Yang An doesn't give you any money!
Yang An nodded: "Yes! I was the first in the starting lineup and performed well. The final ranking is..."
Qiu Jiuling had been silent since he guessed it. At this time, he sighed: "Young people's thinking is very flexible. A martial arts apprentice does not necessarily have to be a master training an apprentice. Yang An taught me another lesson!"
The audience was laughing crazy. Cao Xiaobao fired randomly with a machine gun, injuring the innocent Sha Bei.
Yang An nodded: "Yes! I was the first in the starting lineup and performed well. The final ranking is..."
The audience at the scene had already gone crazy with joy. This guy completely subverted everyone's impression of him. He was so funny!
The female fan was excited: "Mr. God~"
The disciples knew that Qiu Jiuling was lamenting his old age. In fact, they themselves had already thought about revamping old jokes, such as Wu Xun Disciple. I don’t know how many versions have been revised in the cross talk world. Yang An’s was by no means the first. The disciples were actually a little disdainful. Yes, I think the master has deified Yang An!
In December, the Northeast is covered with white snow. There are many ice sculptures and snow sculptures on the streets, which look extremely beautiful under the street lights at night.
Hu~~~
Shabei spread his hands and pursed his lips and said, "It has nothing to do with me. I am the host. Is it useful for you to yell at me?"
It was really not a joke. Cao Xiaobao said something at the beginning, but when introducing his partner, he deliberately did not mention his partner's name, which made the whole room burst into laughter. This is a classic old joke.
The audience at the scene had already gone crazy with joy. This guy completely subverted everyone's impression of him. He was so funny!
Yan He also said: "We are also part of Lin Yun Club, and what we said has good results, right?"
oh!
Yang An stood next to Cao Xiaobao and squeezed him: "Why are you here? This is my stage. I promised the audience last year that I will return this season! Today is my first show. What are you two doing here?" Yes? Who arranged for them to come on stage?"
The whole audience laughed. Yang An, with a sullen face, walked around the venue, pointed at the audience and shouted: "Let me see who dares to have fun! Listening to these two people talking about cross talk, how dare you have fun?"
Then, the two of them passed on their experience respectively. Yang An taught Cao Xiaobao how to get funny lines, and Li Yue taught Yan He how to fight for honors for being flattering. In short, this old joke about red flowers and green leaves was renovated and performed with a new flavor by Yang An.
The audience was speechless when they saw the handsome and handsome Cao Xiaobao coupled with an old-fashioned and unfamiliar partner!
Hu~~~
Xiao Dongbei smiled and shouted inside: "Ya Dan, go to Lao San's house next door and bring two kilograms of dumplings. Bring the garlic, vinegar, and soy sauce!"
You two are so funny!
The whole audience laughed. Yang An, with a sullen face, walked around the venue, pointed at the audience and shouted: "Let me see who dares to have fun! Listening to these two people talking about cross talk, how dare you have fun?"
Cao Xiaobao continued to slander Yang An: "As for Yang An, the last time you competed with me for Lin Yun's brother, you were punished, right? After returning home, you didn't want to make progress, didn't practice basic cross talk skills, and did variety shows every day. Watching students sing was not enough. You have to go on stage to sing by yourself, only to be eliminated by Teacher Sha, right? Isn’t it embarrassing?"
In the center of Bingcheng City, the Northeastern Folk Art Troupe located in the courtyard of the Mass Art Museum visited a special guest. Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao came after hearing the news, stretched out their arms from a long distance away, and warmly hugged the visitor. .
Sabei put away Poss and sighed: "From your enthusiastic responses, I can understand your fanatical hearts. To be honest, I would be proud if you always praise me like this!"
You don’t want me to be happy, but I still have to be happy!
Cao Xiaobao grabbed Yang An and said: "He just announced the curtain, and it will only make the audience applaud to welcome the next one. Why are you making things difficult for him? Can you be a bit promising? If you have the ability, come to me!"
Yang An smiled: "It's an increase of 20 million. We are all friends. I'm sorry to ask for more."
In many people's minds, Shabei is the very serious host of CCTV's legal program. Today, he amused the audience within thirty seconds of his opening, showing off his funny side.
Xiao Dongbei asked in surprise: "Are you the first one to go up?"
Cao Xiaobao continued to slander Yang An: "As for Yang An, the last time you competed with me for Lin Yun's brother, you were punished, right? After returning home, you didn't want to make progress, didn't practice basic cross talk skills, and did variety shows every day. Watching students sing was not enough. You have to go on stage to sing by yourself, only to be eliminated by Teacher Sha, right? Isn’t it embarrassing?"
The audience laughed on the TV, and Xiao Dongbei also laughed out loud outside the TV: "Looking at the way you are devouring it, you are really an animal!"
The audience were all deliberately playing devil's advocate, and they all laughed, just watching Yang An and Cao Xiaobao fight.
Jin Dabao clicked his tongue: "Hey, it's still Gujinjiu. You haven't changed your sponsor this year? Have the advertising fees gone up?"
Sabei laughed loudly: "What was the name of the male idol last season? Hahahaha, he can't come today. It's finally my turn!"
Yang An stood next to Cao Xiaobao and squeezed him: "Why are you here? This is my stage. I promised the audience last year that I will return this season! Today is my first show. What are you two doing here?" Yes? Who arranged for them to come on stage?"
Yang An was angry, rolled up his sleeves and walked over: "Hey! You took my position and you still said sarcastic words. Do you know the law?"
Jin Dabao couldn't believe it: "I thought the rumors were false! Did Shabei really leave CCTV and join your company?"
The last sentence was a question, and Yang An looked at Sabei beside the stage.
Yan He also said: "We are also part of Lin Yun Club, and what we said has good results, right?"
You two are so funny!
Yang An bit the dumpling and laughed: "I didn't expect it, this is Sha Bei's second personality!"
The last sentence was a question, and Yang An looked at Sabei beside the stage.
Yang An hugged Hei Jiaren, stretched out his hand to shake Xiao Dongbei's behind, and said politely: "I haven't eaten yet, please give me some authentic Northeastern dumplings first!"
Shabei spread his hands and pursed his lips and said, "It has nothing to do with me. I am the host. Is it useful for you to yell at me?"
Yang An stood next to Cao Xiaobao and squeezed him: "Why are you here? This is my stage. I promised the audience last year that I will return this season! Today is my first show. What are you two doing here?" Yes? Who arranged for them to come on stage?"
Cao Xiaobao grabbed Yang An and said: "He just announced the curtain, and it will only make the audience applaud to welcome the next one. Why are you making things difficult for him? Can you be a bit promising? If you have the ability, come to me!"
Jin Dabao clicked his tongue: "Hey, it's still Gujinjiu. You haven't changed your sponsor this year? Have the advertising fees gone up?"
Yang An was angry, rolled up his sleeves and walked over: "Hey! You took my position and you still said sarcastic words. Do you know the law?"
The female fan was excited: "Mr. God~"
Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao gave a thumbs up: "Okay, Brother Yang, even CCTV owes you a favor? That's awesome!"
You two are so funny!
But the ordinary audience didn't understand this. They were very happy to see Cao Xiaobao and Yan He talking, so they continued to listen. When Cao Xiaobao brought the topic to Yang An and Li Yue, the audience burst into laughter.
Hahahaha~~~
Sabei put away Poss and sighed: "From your enthusiastic responses, I can understand your fanatical hearts. To be honest, I would be proud if you always praise me like this!"
As expected, Cao Xiaobao and Yan He, who had been taught the "secret technique", started talking crosstalk again. They started arguing over a disagreement, started fighting, and finally separated.
Yang An nodded: "Yes! I was the first in the starting lineup and performed well. The final ranking is..."
You don’t want me to be happy, but I still have to be happy!
Shabei spread his hands and pursed his lips and said, "It has nothing to do with me. I am the host. Is it useful for you to yell at me?"
Shabei, who was standing by the stage, looked stunned and pointed at himself in embarrassment. He was shot even while he was standing. He was not the one who eliminated Yang An!
Yan He said: "It's too much, he has forgotten his original intention!"
But the ordinary audience didn't understand this. They were very happy to see Cao Xiaobao and Yan He talking, so they continued to listen. When Cao Xiaobao brought the topic to Yang An and Li Yue, the audience burst into laughter.
Brother Yang, ask Shabei if he understands the law
The last sentence was a question, and Yang An looked at Sabei beside the stage.
For the first group of contestants, after the sound of gongs and drums, the red curtain opened, and the most familiar three characters of Lin Yunshe appeared, and the audience applauded!
"Welcome to watch, Sabei's personal talent show... "
This is a meme that Yang An used in the first season. Sabei said it deliberately, not as a leftover, but as a tribute to past classics!
Not only the audience was puzzled, but also several northern crosstalkers watching TV, Qiu Jiuling and others were all dumbfounded: "Cao Shulin's son takes the lead? Isn't this nonsense?"
Sabei wore a formal dress and walked on the crescent stage, smiling and bowing ninety degrees as the audience cheered.
And Sha Bei, the mean expression on his face is almost as good as Yang An!
Jin Dabao was just envious: "Look, Brother Bei, after we have worked hard for a whole year, can we get a fraction of 20 million?"
Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao gave a thumbs up: "Okay, Brother Yang, even CCTV owes you a favor? That's awesome!"
Sabei immediately put away his smile. He supported his body with his left foot, lifted his right foot and placed it outside his left foot. At the same time, he tilted his body slightly, stretched out his hand to make a shooting gesture at the group of female fans, and then blew "Risk" "Smoke" the index finger of the muzzle, the voice was extremely deep: "You are absolutely right, I am more charming than him, please call me Formosa..."
Sabei joked for a while and introduced: "Tonight's starting lineup is the most representative comedian and comedy team in China that I can think of. Just like the last season, it took twelve weeks of hard work and seventy-two people. A brand-new comedy work... The first group to appear next are the deserters from last season! This season, they are back with a vengeance, and they are bound to stir up a bloody storm here. The sky will fall apart, rivers of blood will flow, and all living beings will be devastated. Who are they?"
You two are so funny!
Sabei thanked everyone for their applause and asked casually: "That female audience member, what do you call me?"
Xiao Dongbei smiled and shouted inside: "Ya Dan, go to Lao San's house next door and bring two kilograms of dumplings. Bring the garlic, vinegar, and soy sauce!"
Jin Dabao was just envious: "Look, Brother Bei, after we have worked hard for a whole year, can we get a fraction of 20 million?"
In December, the Northeast is covered with white snow. There are many ice sculptures and snow sculptures on the streets, which look extremely beautiful under the street lights at night.
Qiu Jiuling, who has been doing cross talk for so many years, understood immediately: "Red flowers and green leaves, plus martial arts training apprentices! Yang An and Li Yue will definitely come out soon!"
The audience at the scene had already gone crazy with joy. This guy completely subverted everyone's impression of him. He was so funny!
The last sentence was a question, and Yang An looked at Sabei beside the stage.
Qiu Jiuling, who has been doing cross talk for so many years, understood immediately: "Red flowers and green leaves, plus martial arts training apprentices! Yang An and Li Yue will definitely come out soon!"
Cao Xiaobao grabbed Yang An and said: "He just announced the curtain, and it will only make the audience applaud to welcome the next one. Why are you making things difficult for him? Can you be a bit promising? If you have the ability, come to me!"
Yang An explained: "I haven't resigned yet. CCTV has agreed to Shabei's hosting of the comedian. CCTV owes me a favor!"
The disciples knew that Qiu Jiuling was lamenting his old age. In fact, they themselves had already thought about revamping old jokes, such as Wu Xun Disciple. I don’t know how many versions have been revised in the cross talk world. Yang An’s was by no means the first. The disciples were actually a little disdainful. Yes, I think the master has deified Yang An!
Jin Dabao laughed loudly. He was a head shorter than Yang An. He was like a bird clinging to someone when he hugged him, his chin resting on Yang An's chest.
Jin Dabao laughed loudly. He was a head shorter than Yang An. He was like a bird clinging to someone when he hugged him, his chin resting on Yang An's chest.
Yang An and Li Yue were so proud that they finally got the opportunity to "demonstrate again and tell you what cross talk is". They stood in the center of the stage and started performing.
The whole audience cheered and booed. Yang An and Li Yue had no choice but to come up with bad ideas from the sidelines and try to find a way to get Cao Xiaobao and Yan He off stage.
Popularity is not something you can rely on. "Happy Comedian" is Yang An's home field. This time he gave up his identity as a host and focused on competing on stage. No one dared to pick on him anymore. Of course, the audience can support their favorite idols unscrupulously. !
Cao Xiaobao hated the irony and said: "I took off my shoes and sang four lessons. I'm afraid Yang An is the only one left to sing now. Is this a deep love for cross talk?"
Sha Bei's face turned green. This was completely ignored!
It was past 7 o'clock at this time. Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao were discussing the notebook for the Liaodong Spring Festival Gala and stayed at the Group Art Hall to work overtime.
In many people's minds, Shabei is the very serious host of CCTV's legal program. Today, he amused the audience within thirty seconds of his opening, showing off his funny side.
Sure enough, the familiar style returned, and the audience in front of the TV all breathed a sigh of relief. Yang An could not be the host, as long as Shabei could continue to maintain a happy style.
Shabei, who was standing by the stage, looked stunned and pointed at himself in embarrassment. He was shot even while he was standing. He was not the one who eliminated Yang An!
Yan He also said: "We are also part of Lin Yun Club, and what we said has good results, right?"
The audience was speechless when they saw the handsome and handsome Cao Xiaobao coupled with an old-fashioned and unfamiliar partner!
Yang An hugged Hei Jiaren, stretched out his hand to shake Xiao Dongbei's behind, and said politely: "I haven't eaten yet, please give me some authentic Northeastern dumplings first!"
Yang An was angry, rolled up his sleeves and walked over: "Hey! You took my position and you still said sarcastic words. Do you know the law?"
Yang An nodded: "Yes! I was the first in the starting lineup and performed well. The final ranking is..."
Sabei thanked everyone for their applause and asked casually: "That female audience member, what do you call me?"
In the center of Bingcheng City, the Northeastern Folk Art Troupe located in the courtyard of the Mass Art Museum visited a special guest. Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao came after hearing the news, stretched out their arms from a long distance away, and warmly hugged the visitor. .
"right!"
The audience at the scene had already gone crazy with joy. This guy completely subverted everyone's impression of him. He was so funny!
oh!
Yang An hugged Hei Jiaren, stretched out his hand to shake Xiao Dongbei's behind, and said politely: "I haven't eaten yet, please give me some authentic Northeastern dumplings first!"
It’s true that I didn’t ask for much. One of the three major sponsors asked for 20 million more, and the other 3 to 5 million also had to be increased. Yao Ning is a female killer. She took full advantage of Blue Ocean TV’s channel advantages and got two back. 100 million, everyone divided it, and Yang An became a billionaire without knowing it. This kind of long-term business is really comfortable.
This saucy move made the audience burst into laughter, even Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao couldn't help it.
The whole audience cheered and booed. Yang An and Li Yue had no choice but to come up with bad ideas from the sidelines and try to find a way to get Cao Xiaobao and Yan He off stage.
Cao Xiaobao hated the irony and said: "I took off my shoes and sang four lessons. I'm afraid Yang An is the only one left to sing now. Is this a deep love for cross talk?"
oh!
Then, the two of them passed on their experience respectively. Yang An taught Cao Xiaobao how to get funny lines, and Li Yue taught Yan He how to fight for honors for being flattering. In short, this old joke about red flowers and green leaves was renovated and performed with a new flavor by Yang An.
The whole audience burst into laughter and shouted: "Lin Yunshe!"
For the first group of contestants, after the sound of gongs and drums, the red curtain opened, and the most familiar three characters of Lin Yunshe appeared, and the audience applauded!
As expected, Cao Xiaobao and Yan He, who had been taught the "secret technique", started talking crosstalk again. They started arguing over a disagreement, started fighting, and finally separated.
In many people's minds, Shabei is the very serious host of CCTV's legal program. Today, he amused the audience within thirty seconds of his opening, showing off his funny side.
Sabei joked for a while and introduced: "Tonight's starting lineup is the most representative comedian and comedy team in China that I can think of. Just like the last season, it took twelve weeks of hard work and seventy-two people. A brand-new comedy work... The first group to appear next are the deserters from last season! This season, they are back with a vengeance, and they are bound to stir up a bloody storm here. The sky will fall apart, rivers of blood will flow, and all living beings will be devastated. Who are they?"
For the first group of contestants, after the sound of gongs and drums, the red curtain opened, and the most familiar three characters of Lin Yunshe appeared, and the audience applauded!
Brother Yang, ask Shabei if he understands the law
"Welcome to watch, Sabei's personal talent show... "
Sabei immediately put away his smile. He supported his body with his left foot, lifted his right foot and placed it outside his left foot. At the same time, he tilted his body slightly, stretched out his hand to make a shooting gesture at the group of female fans, and then blew "Risk" "Smoke" the index finger of the muzzle, the voice was extremely deep: "You are absolutely right, I am more charming than him, please call me Formosa..."
Cao Xiaobao grabbed Yang An and said: "He just announced the curtain, and it will only make the audience applaud to welcome the next one. Why are you making things difficult for him? Can you be a bit promising? If you have the ability, come to me!"
Cao Xiaobao said: "Yang An and Li Yue don't like crosstalk at all! What are their backgrounds? Li Yue is from a zoo! Yang An is from animals!"
Yang An and Li Yue were so proud that they finally got the opportunity to "demonstrate again and tell you what cross talk is". They stood in the center of the stage and started performing.
Brother Yang, ask Shabei if he understands the law
Shabei spread his hands and pursed his lips and said, "It has nothing to do with me. I am the host. Is it useful for you to yell at me?"
This saucy move made the audience burst into laughter, even Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao couldn't help it.
Disciple Qiu Jiuling said: "Master, you worked so hard last year and you only got third place. This Cao Xiaobao is less than twenty years old. Can he represent Lin Yun Society in cross talk? Are you kidding!"
Xiao Dongbei smiled and said: "Two million is still guaranteed! Hey, the host has been replaced by Sha Bei? Is he not working at CCTV anymore?"
The audience was puzzled, where are Yang An and Li Yue as promised
Jin Dabao couldn't believe it: "I thought the rumors were false! Did Shabei really leave CCTV and join your company?"