Yang An smiled all over his face: "Dear viewers, my name is Yang An..."
The audience burst into laughter. Yang An, do you want to be so funny
Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao laughed so hard that they hit the table: "Tell me how good you are as a host!"
Upon hearing this, Hou Jian became furious, turned around, and pushed Yang An down: "Fuck you!"
When the actors came out from the backstage, Shabei asked, "Yang An, did they really beat them or did they pretend to beat them just now?"
The master didn't help, so Yang An had to stand up. He was wearing a long coat and couldn't lift his legs, so he could only lie on the edge of the stage and roll up. His movements were very funny.
But the young man was always passionate. After saying a few words, everyone started fucking again, noisily, and insisted on finding a place outside to fuck the guy directly!
Li Yue and the others were very proud and began to provoke: "Come on!"
"Master won't help you either!"
Li Yue and the three people on the stage were so frightened that they all took a step back, with frightened expressions on their faces, making the whole audience burst into laughter.
"Okay! That's great!"
These words were cryptic. When they saw Hou Jian pointing to the sky and looking up at the sky to signal, many people immediately understood, Brother Yang, your master is not dead yet, how can you stand out
Yang An raised his thumbs with both hands. He was so cowardly that he didn't know what was going on. He immediately flattered him!
Li Yue also started arguing: "My name is Li Yue, and I'm the one who praises you. If I don't praise you, why are you teasing me? Don't do this..."
After grabbing again, nothing was caught. Li Yue took the opportunity to get closer and grabbed Yang An's arm: "Get away from me!"
The opening cross talk got off to a good start, Xiao Dongbei and the others kept applauding, and Yang An just finished finishing the dumplings, wiping his mouth and putting away the dishes.
Yang An is not in a hurry. He currently lacks a "unlucky guy" role. It is best to do comedy. If Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao don't have time, he can even go back to find the laughing brothers, but Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao are famous. are bigger, so just give them priority.
Are you asking someone to clean it up? Isn’t your master your biggest supporter? Cao Shulin won't help you at all!
Xiaodongbei asked: "To be more specific, what program is it? Can't we both be on it at the same time?"
Hou Jian just advised everyone not to fight, but in the blink of an eye, he took action. Not only did he push Yang An down, but he also grabbed a towel and threw it at him. After a rough fight, Hou Jian burst out with infinite bravery and power. The old man grew stronger, and the old tree took root. Sitting on Yang An's butt, he opened his fists left and right, beating Yang An and screaming in agony.
Just watch everyone from Lin Yun Society pull Hou Jian up, and Yang An lies on the ground, moving to the edge of the stage little by little, pointing in the direction of Sha Bei, crying: "I can't live... wuwuwu... this day is gone." I'm done with this... I can't say anything about this cross talk... wu wu wu... I'd better go back and be the host... "
But Cao Shulin was clicking and drawing on his phone for a long time, but there was no call. Yang An looked at the phone, then looked at Cao Shulin's face, and said awkwardly: "What about grabbing red envelopes? It's best to return the favor... Oh my God, it's too It’s embarrassing…”
Yang An, this unlucky boy, was beaten again!
Grab the folding fan and throw it!
Even Shabei himself was laughing so hard that he almost fell off the bench while sitting on it.
Xiao Dongbei was really interested: "Six men? And Shabei and you?"
The whole place burst into laughter. The audience was laughing so hard that they couldn't stop and even shed tears!
Yang An continued to give in and beg for mercy: "You are invincible!"
When the audience applauded and bid farewell, Hou Jian was the only one left on the stage. A magical turning point came. Hou Jian called his son: "Those brothers and uncles of yours, and the most popular one, Yang An, are those who escaped and escaped." , From now on, you are already Lin Yun’s first brother! After we go back, we will celebrate well, and Lin Yun Club will belong to us in the future!"
Soon, the two came back. Xiao Dongbei said with a smile: "Dabao's hometown will build a house after the Spring Festival, so I have to go."
Not only did the photographer give him a close-up shot, but many spectators sitting in the front row gathered around, laughing and holding up their mobile phones to take photos of Yang An's expression as he was being beaten. This is a precious memory that I have never seen before!
Yang An laughed and shook hands with the two of them: "Welcome to "The Great Challenge". Friendly reminder, almost all the male guests on my show have a bad ending. Xiao Dongbei, just wait until you are beaten to death by me, haha..."
Grab the towel and throw it!
The people sitting around Cao Shulin were all the actors' family members. Logically speaking, they should be smiling a lot. Seeing Yang An's pitiful appearance, everyone was laughing from ear to ear and staggering around.
Hou Jian finally returned to normal, pointing at a group of juniors and scolding: "Why are you fighting over Lin Yunyi brother? Was it useful to fight last time? Didn't your master sit down? He didn't go up..."
Yang An briefly introduced "The Great Challenge" and said: "Anyway, I will concentrate on forming a team before the Chinese New Year. I won't waste too much of your time then. The recording will be completed in a month at most. Can you two discuss it?"
Ha ha ha ha!
Yang An became angry, pointed at the three people and roared: "I don't believe that no one can cure you. Is there anyone behind the scenes?"
Yang An turned over from the stage with a cry in his voice. While crying, he staggered to Cao Shulin, knelt down beside him and cried: "Master, you make the decision for me, master... I asked Li Yue to beat me... ugh Wuwuwu... I scratched him, I scratched him for a long time, but I couldn't scratch him... I couldn't push him, and he kicked me... Make the decision for me, master... Wuwuwu... "
Shabei interviewed several others, and finally asked Yang An jokingly: "You compete for Lin Yun's first brother every year, and you fail every year. Will you come next year?"
Yang An was unhappy: "I won't let you talk. You are flattering me and I am teasing. I am more famous than you..."
Jin Dabao was still a little unwilling: "We agreed, if there is another chance in the future, leave a place for me, brother!"
The BGM of "Superstar in Troubled Times" sounded again, and the audience burst into laughter. They saw Hou Jianhou coming out from the backstage. He was so classy. When he appeared on the stage, everyone was shocked!
The whole audience burst into laughter, Brother Yang, you have added new content to your emoticon! They are all so cowardly! Not surprisingly, there will definitely be dozens more jokes in the group chat tomorrow, with all professions imitating Yang An’s praises and giving up!
Under the camera, Cao Shulin's face was serious, and he took out a mobile phone from the inner pocket of his suit. Yang An's crying immediately stopped, and he changed to the look of a villain who has found a big backer and a ruthless person to support him, pointing at the mobile phone, He shouted fiercely at Cao Xiaobao, Li Yue and the others: "Call someone! My master has sent someone to deal with you!"
It was the reinforcements he called for, and his own reinforcements beat him up. Yang An was so unlucky that he was like no other in the cross talk world!
The two of them started taking action!
Hou Jian appeared on the stage and greeted the audience. As an elder, he earnestly advised everyone not to fight among themselves and to unite the Lin Yun Society. When asked why they were fighting, Yang An cried and said: "I accidentally said the wrong thing. He just beat me!"
Jin Dabao asked with a smile: "Brother Yang, are you showing off on purpose? Looking at your performance, are you number one in this game?"
Yang An said: "I'll just say, it's not good to praise..."
Yang An said: "No, I have already found four people, Shabei, me, Li Jingtian, Zhou Jinci, if I add one of you, I am still short of the last one to form a team."
Yang An nodded: "The audience loved me and gave me the first place in this game. However, I will not participate in Lin Yunshe's future games. I will be the first one. And I'm really not here to show off. I'm looking for the two of you if you want something." Let’s discuss the matter. I have a new show, which will probably be produced during the Spring Festival. Which one of you is interested?"
Yang An was also smiling. This section was the hottest and funniest section in the audience. His performance was not bad, and everyone's performance was very good, especially Hou Jian, who had just spoken earnestly to persuade everyone, his old driver, parents The calm demeanor of the senior instantly collapsed with the action of beating people. This change in front and back instantly produced a great dramatic conflict effect. This is the point of laughter in comedy!
That's of course. I made people beat me up over and over again. I made a lot of money and didn't give Lin Yunshe any money. Of course I would be beaten. But the actions were real, but the physical contact was fake. We had rehearsed it many times. , the intensity has already been controlled.
The praise is good... The praise is invincible...
Li Yue became angry: "You asked him what he said?"
The whole audience burst into laughter. "Lin Yun Yi Ge Ge 2" got off to a good start in the second season of "Happy Comedian" and won the full house!
When Qiu Jiuling saw this scene, he sighed in his heart. Hou Jian, the pillar of Lin Yun Society and the most famous descendant of the Hou sect in the domestic cross talk circle, is a famous leader in the cross talk circle!
Li Yue raised his voice: "My name is Li Yue!"
Plop~
Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao really wanted to discuss it. They made an excuse to go back and check their schedules, but in fact they hid in a place where no one was around and had a private chat. Everyone knew that Yang An's program was synonymous with high ratings. Which of the two would be on it?
Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao looked at each other, dumbfounded!
On the TV, Yang An was lying on the ground screaming, slapping the stage floor, and crying to the audience: "Oh my god... wu wu wu... give me a camera... do you want to bully people like this..."
The fat man Li Yue stood there, his feet motionless, his hands grabbing and pushing randomly. Yang An had nowhere to start and could only grab the weapon on the table.
Yang An was knocked to the ground and rolled twice. Li Yue, who weighed more than 200 kilograms, broke free from the pull of Cao Xiaobao and Yan He and rushed towards Yang An, punching and kicking him. It took a long time before he was pulled away!
Hou Jian was in a dilemma: "Li Yue, you can't be like this if you make a mistake, right?"
Hou Jian rolled up his sleeves: "I don't like to hear people talk about praising this one and praising the other!"
Bang bang bang bang~
As we all know, Hou Jian is a flatterer, and of course he cannot listen to others saying bad things about the flatterer: "What's wrong with the flatterer? Ah? Tell me, what's the matter with the flatterer?"
Yang An joked: "Of course it's a real beating. There are so many people in Linyun Club who want to beat me!"
"You talked about a cross talk and got beaten twice... Oh, mom, you made me laugh so hard..."
"Where's the person you called?"
The audience and contestants all laughed wildly. Xiao Dongbei and Jin Dabao laughed so much that they almost shed tears: "You were really beaten by Li Yue? You couldn't even push him, how dare you fight him?"
Yang An laughed: "I may come again next year! However, I think it is easier to sit in the host's position!"