The King of Variety Entertainment

Chapter 215: Yes or No? Theater of life!

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Sun Dapao turned over and asked the second question: "Continue?"

Yang An was soaked in the rain. He had already prepared in his heart. If he couldn't bear the pain, others would forget about it. He had to be the unlucky guy in the opening scene!

Bang!

Fortunately, the rain stopped a little bit. Yang An gritted his teeth and walked out into the wind and rain, wiped the rain off his face, blew his nose with a Spongebob towel, shouted back to Ah Qiu, and sneezed: " Where did the 1 million I allocated to you go? You can't even rent a bus with a shed?"

The production team rented an open-top sightseeing bus from the bus company, with huge advertisements posted on both sides. There was a semi-open canopy set up in the front camera area on the second floor, with the cameraman and director hiding underneath, and four accompanying cars. The two police motorcycles provided escort at the front and rear to clear the way. The Hongfeng City Government provided considerable convenience and assistance, which is worthy of praise.

Sun Dapao nodded, and Yang An had no choice but to close the suitcase and walk up to the second floor. Halfway there, he realized something was wrong. This was an open-top double-decker sightseeing bus with no roof!

"Are you poaching me? Do you really think we have no means of keeping secrets? Why can't "Singing China" control the audience's leaks, while it is almost impossible for my show to have leaks?"

Duan Haishan added: "One is the grassroots director and the other is the core director."

The question board was turned over, and the air-cushion hammer came over to greet him. Xiao Dongbei was beaten so hard that he screamed and shrank into the seat next to him: "What's going on? What happened?"

Yang An laughed so much that he lay on the railing and gasped. Xiao Dongbei looked at the question board carefully and then realized: "Brother Yang, are you getting beaten too? You have a bad mind, let me follow YES!"

Yang An suddenly hesitated, and his eyes kept scanning the faces of the production team, but everyone was laughing and there was no clue. He had to analyze it by himself. If he answered YES to the second question, it meant that the air hammer punishment was over. This question must be completely new and has nothing to do with being beaten by an air hammer, so the result of choosing NO may be better. The reason can be referred to the first question.

The filming crew all laughed. Sun Dapao didn't wait for Yang An's reaction and asked his second question: "Yes or No?"

Xiao Dongbei said in surprise: "Are you already here? Okay, I'll choose YES too!"

Yang An was stunned and stood up straight. There was a heater in the car, which relieved his coldness.

Bang!

Yang An was confused!

Sun Dapao looked at Duan Haishan and sighed: "Two of the directors did not come to work and are out of contact."

Yang An's position in the show is that of a monster with intelligence, so he has to show that he has guessed the intentions of the show crew. Of course, this thinking process can be formed in post-production by recording voice-overs. He has to delay his thinking at this moment. , so I touched my chin and thought: "YES!"

Yang An was wearing a waterproof down jacket and a hat, with raindrops dripping from the brim of the hat. His face was green with cold, and he pointed forward and said: "Deduct wages, go back and deduct all wages of you people... It's too bullying... God will return." If it’s not bright, just let me wait here..."

"No!"

What Yang An fears most is these things: "How much do they know?"

"Yes or No?"

Sun Dapao suppressed his laughter and asked the third question: "Yes or No?"

Yang An picked at his hair: "I have to answer the question first, and then you can tell me what the question is, right? This is asking me to do a multiple-choice question!"

Sun Dapao turned the question board: "Want to stay on the first floor?"

Yang An asked: "What's wrong?"

This is the character judgment at the beginning. Yang An said in advance that Sun Dapao will be working on this during the Spring Festival.

Yang An swallowed: "If I don't stay on the first floor, should I go to the second floor?"

I am willing to admit defeat when I bet. When playing games, you must be able to afford them!

Yang An was so depressed that he couldn't deceive others. Xiao Dongbei knew that he had made the right bet and was quite proud of himself. He yelled for PD Sun to turn over the question board.

The first one to pick up was Yang An!

"Hahaha!" Yang An laughed and said, "You should make the decision in your life. I only said that I chose YES, but I didn't let you choose too!"

Sun Dapao suddenly stopped, very embarrassed.

There was a mobile photographer standing next to Yang An, taking pictures of the group of photographers. Sure enough, all the photographers were wearing raincoats and holding umbrellas for the camera. Only Yang An didn't have any rain gear, and his words and breaths were filled with white mist!

In order not to affect citizens' commuting to and from get off work, the production team found routes in scenic spots, development zones, stadiums and other open places.

That's right. Sun Dapao nodded and raised the question board in his hand, but didn't show it to him.

Yang An was about to say NO, but he hesitated and lied to him: "I will continue to choose YES!"

Sun Dapao asked: "Yes or No?"

"The good news is that everything is ready. There will be no problem shooting tomorrow. The hotels, restaurants, and vehicles we have contacted are all in place. The railway and airport are also ready with the help of the CCTV liaison team. They are very cooperative. The bad news is... "

Before Yang An screamed out, the air hammer hit him again. He couldn't dodge and said angrily: "Did you make a mistake? No, show me the first question. I think you are playing tricks!"

Yang An was sure, and then warned: "If you mess with me again, all my bonuses will be deducted if I go back!"

Sun Dapao turned over the question board: "Do you want to be beaten awake?"

On the seventh day of the first lunar month, which was a normal working day, the filming of "The Great Challenge" officially started. However, it happened to be a rainy weather. It started raining heavily outside at dawn.

A masked man held a huge air-cushion hammer, jumped out from the second floor, and attacked Yang An on the back of the head. He staggered and screamed: "What the hell! Who is attacking me?"

There were five camera crew members on top, all hiding under the awning. Sun Dapao reminded from behind: "Brother Yang, let's go, your position is in the middle and rear!"

Yang An poked his head out from above: "I chose YES!"

Sun Dapao turned the page and revealed the second question: "Do you want to stop being beaten?"

Yang An couldn't laugh or cry: "I guessed wrong just now, didn't I? YES means getting beaten, NO means not getting beaten, right? Then I will choose... No for the second time!"

It's definitely not a double-color ball. What could it be

Sun Dapao was so embarrassed that he didn't know what to say: "They have seen most of the first version of the script and are familiar with the entire framework of our program."

Xiao Dongbei stood up and finally understood the rules of the game. For the second question, he asked: "What did you choose?"

Everyone laughed, and Yang An was dumbfounded: "Shouldn't you do the opposite of me and choose NO?"

Xiao Dongbei is a pure man, but his most classic image is that of a girl. As the pinnacle figure in the domestic comedy industry, the winner of the first season of Happy Comedian, and a regular visitor to the Spring Festival Gala, his appearance can add a lot of laughter to the show. .

"Oh My God… "

Sun Dapao held a notebook, stood next to the driver, and asked Yang An.

Yang An hung the floral towel with Spongebob printed on it around his neck, wiped his face, and asked, "Let me answer a question? What do you want to ask?"

No one answered, so Sun Dapao continued to ask: "Yes or No?"

Xiao Dongbei said without hesitation: "Then I will choose YES too!"

Everyone in the audience burst into laughter when they saw Yang An's petrified expression. The driver also laughed when he saw it through the rearview mirror.

Yang An asked Song Xiaomei to go ahead and ask the technical department to collect the whereabouts of the two missing directors. Every employee who joined Enron, as well as the audience who participated in the recording of the program, had to fill in a piece of information, including their commonly used IDs and major accounts. , will be recorded, and the company will not take the initiative to touch these things, but once leaks are involved, Enron's technical department will take action.

For the first location shooting, the entire team dispatched more than 40 people outside. Duan Haishan was at the helm and Sun Dapao was in charge. Everyone was in a hurry.

Xiao Dongbei was a little confused: "Sorry, I don't understand!"

Xiao Dongbei was extremely proud: "Because you hesitated for a second and swallowed the first answer, so I bet your real answer must be NO. I decided not to listen to you and chose YES!"

Yang An asked a few more core details, and after thinking for a while, he breathed a sigh of relief: "It doesn't matter, just leave. We will do our thing. If we see which TV station is the fastest to follow suit, we will know who is poaching." Who is it? Don’t worry, the essence is in our own hands. If they only imitate the appearance, they are imitating others and making people laugh!"

On the sixth day of the first lunar month, after the artists had been arranged, Duan Haishan and Sun Dapao came over to find Yang An.

The people in the car burst into laughter. You don’t understand English, but what you speak is quite smooth. There is a strong Northeastern flavor mixed in English.

Xiao Dongbei got on the car in front of the hotel. He didn't get wet at all. But as soon as he got on the car, he received the same treatment.

Seeing the question board with his name written on it, Xiao Dongbei finally understood it. He thought for a while: "Yes, wait a moment, or No. Wait, what did the others choose?"

Sun Dapao was even holding an umbrella, standing there smiling and saying nothing. When the program recording began, he was the biggest one. Even Yang An had to obey orders!

If you don't want others to know, you have to do nothing yourself. In the information age, it is completely impossible to wash away everything in the past and start over!

Finally, the bus arrived. Yang An shivered and got on the bus. The first thing he did was to open his suitcase, wipe his face with a dry towel, take off his wet down jacket, and prepare to change into dry clothes.

Being pointed out and scolded by the boss, the production team remained unmoved.

This is the main entrance to the science and technology park. There are no obstructions in the front, back, left, or right, only landscape trees with insufficiently lush branches and leaves.

After comforting the two of them, Yang An felt full of fighting spirit.

Ha ha ha ha!

Yang An's scene ends here. After ten minutes of filming, his image is deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, that is, "smartness is mistaken for cleverness". He is smart, but he is too unlucky. I am afraid that he will be plagued by bad luck today.

Sun Dapao turned back to the original page. Sure enough, he was right. Yang An was willing to admit defeat and pointed at Sun Dapao: "Okay, you have figured me out, right? You're playing tricks on me, right?"

Who is the second person? The second location photography team was shooting at the Crown Hotel in the development zone. A middle-aged man wearing a windbreaker and sunglasses, pushing a golden suitcase, walked out of the elevator with extraordinary momentum. The photography team followed him until he walked to the revolving door and took the Take off your sunglasses and smile brightly at the camera, Xiao Dongbei!