Xiao Dongbei made his choice, and Sun Dapao slowly turned over the question board. Xiao Dongbei looked at it with wide eyes, looked up to the sky and sighed, and a mouthful of blood spurted out.
The bus continued to move forward and arrived at a public parking lot next to Hongfeng Opera Academy.
Sabei asked: "Then what do you choose?"
Xiao Dongbei was stunned...
It's an enemy!
Xiao Dongbei went crazy and began to please Sun Dapao, the camera crew, and even the driver: "Master, did you look back and see what the problem was? Didn't you see it in the rearview mirror? Tell me, okay? I'll treat you to breakfast. ! If you go to the Northeast to play, all the food is mine, and I’ll treat you to Scottish braised noodles.”
Shabei and Xiaodongbei also wanted it. Sun Dapao got a medicine bottle from the logistics department and poured two pills each.
The production team PD Sun was unpredictable, and Yang An and Xiao Dongbei were completely unsure of the routine. Yang An said honestly: "My third question was whether I wanted to stay on the first floor. I chose NO, just for reference."
Sun Dapao said: "I'll give you a chance to drink hot coffee, but you have to choose, A or B?"
Yang An is going to kneel down...
Yang An and Xiao Dongbei upstairs took the opportunity to rush down to take shelter from the rain, holding Sha Bei on the left and right, not allowing him to distinguish, and forcing him to answer.
Zhou Jinci is also a happy-go-lucky type, and he is very lucky. He didn't even get a hammer, and he chose to stay on the first floor.
Today's recording of the first episode, there are many things that can be seen, whether the shooting effect is good, which step has the problem, who has the problem, everyone is trying to figure it out, Sun Dapao and Yang An looked at each other, did not interrupt, but Keep shooting.
The fourth person was Ning Hao. He was lucky enough to receive a beating and stay on the first floor.
Six people protested and expressed their opinions. The most active one was definitely Shabei, who was a top-notch master of stealing the spotlight, followed by Xiao Dongbei. Among the other three, Ning Hao didn't speak much because of his too stable personality, and Li Jingtian was from Baodao. People feel a bit unable to fit into this circle, and Zhou Jinci is even more bored. He only knows how to laugh. Many times the camera is given to him, but he doesn't express it.
Like a playful husky, Shabei started making jokes as soon as he got in the car: "Master, I know you. You were the one who picked me up from the airport yesterday, right? Master, you see that we are so destined, I trust you the most, tell me Me, what did those people choose just now? What happened in the end?"
The "Great Challenge" bus arrived at the entrance of the Drama Academy, and aroused cheers and onlookers from the students. The three funny guys on it shouted loudly: "Hi~~~"
Ning Hao, Zhou Jinci, and Li Jingtian laughed loudly, high-fived each other, and then personally pulled off the extended Hummer's cover, cheering and shouting "Yeah!"
Because Yang An is the main MC, his task is not to steal the scene, but to control the rhythm. He does not need to be funny like Shabei, so he keeps observing.
Shakespeare once said that life is C between B and D. B is Birth, D is Death, and C is Choice. Today’s life themes are all multiple-choice questions. Every choice of the guests is determined. How different their destinies were.
The open-top bus moved forward. The third person was Li Jingtian, an idol artist from Baodao. He has good looks, a young boy, and a good personality. Although he was beaten, he always smiled. At most, he protected his face and smiled. It wasn't much, but it was impressive because he was the first artist to stay on the first floor without going up.
Shabei was about to ask for a mouthful of water when Yang An pressed his arm and pulled Xiao Dongbei over with his other hand. The three of them stood together and faced the camera. Yang An whispered: "Eat together..."
Everyone looked at him, and Yang An said warily: "Why are you looking at me? To be honest, I don't know what the answer is. The PD is out of my control!"
The fifth person, Sabei, finally appeared.
It’s exactly the opposite of Yang An’s problem!
The first session ended successfully, and the joke baggage was enough. The three self-proclaimed smart people all stood in the rain on the second floor because of their cleverness, while the three ordinary, steady, and honest people all stayed on the first floor to blow the heater. , comfortable and comfortable.
No one helped him. The production team all colluded. Xiao Dongbei was helpless: "Oh my God, the top is open! You asked me to go up? The new windbreaker I bought is Ah Ni Ma's windbreaker!"
Yang An held his forehead and sniffed: "Do you have any medicine? Give me two!"
These two unlucky guys, brothers in trouble, went up to the second floor together. They stood side by side in the wind. One had a Spongebob towel around his neck, and the other was wearing a windbreaker and sunglasses pretending to be a man in black. He shouted to the camera on the second floor: "Let the storm come more violently~~"
Sun Dapao spread his hands, and the masked man who hit the wrong person quickly returned to the second floor. The four people in the car laughed like crazy.
The three poor people were driven to the second floor of the bus to be exposed to the wind and rain. The last person left, Zhou Jinci, was waiting at the entrance of Hongfeng Opera Academy.
Li Jingtian specially ran to B, grabbed the car cover, and ripped it off with a snap. It was an Alto without a windshield!
Xiao Dongbei smiled and said: "Brother Yang started to rain at 6 o'clock in the morning, and it has been raining until now. He didn't shout. What are you shouting for?"
Even the production team didn't follow the rules. At this time, Xiao Dongbei finally knew how to play a reality show. He turned around and grabbed the air hammer from the masked man's hand, and took the initiative to hit Sabei: "Answer quickly!"
Yang An was sitting on the stairs and fell over with laughter. The stunned, depressed, and crazy expression on Xiao Dongbei's face made everyone laugh like crazy. The masked man grabbed the air mattress hammer, aimed it at him, and beat him. Xiao Dongbei had nowhere to hide, so he curled up and hid in the back of the seat!
Sun Dapao refused to let it go and asked the third question: "Yes Or No?"
Sabei stood there without saying anything...
Sabei is also a person with a high IQ. He used a brain-burning and funny style. He quickly analyzed the situation of the four people in front of him, guessed the truth at once, and gave his own answer: "I choose YES!"
Shabei put the A sign into Yang An's hand, and took three steps sideways with the B sign. With a crash, all five people stood on Shabei's side.
Yang An was wearing a SpongeBob SquarePants towel, Xiao Dongbei was wearing a Nima windbreaker, and Sha Bei was waving a pink air cushion hammer and cheered with the students outside the car.
Question 1: "Do you want to be beaten?"
When he was beaten in the second round, Shabei raised his head and saw the question board. The question was "Do you still want to be beaten?" He became very angry and protested loudly: "I chose No! I chose No! No means that I I don’t want to be beaten! Why are you still beating me?”
The whole audience burst into laughter, and those on the directing team who were not anti-machine covered their mouths in laughter.
Bang bang bang…
Yang An thought for a while: "Choose A, you can't escape what's coming."
Li Jingtian was only familiar with Yang An. He picked up the A sign and said, "I'm coming too."
Zhou Jinci was the first to stand up. Of course he was willing to follow Yang An through fire and water.
Ning Hao also smiled and spoke: "You are quite lonely alone, let me accompany you!"
"Is there a mistake! You don't believe me so much?" Yang An fainted: "No one wants to be in a group with me, right? You guys are unloyal!"
The question is: "Do you want to go to the second floor?"
Only the contestants who participated in the first season of The Comedian knew about Ah Ni Ma’s jokes. Yang An burst out laughing, thinking that it was indeed a good decision to let Xiao Dongbei join. Xiao Dongbei was full of joy, and his every move was a joke. This It’s an excellent tool to steal the spotlight and has a great sense of artistry!
Shabei and others laughed: "You are out of luck today. Who told you not to call Chen Luoqi over?"
Then the three of them put the cold medicine into their mouths, rolled their eyes, and swallowed it without the production team even providing a sip of water.
With a whoosh, Yang An ran towards position B, shocking the three members of team A to the point where they could not react.
Bang bang bang!
In the chaos, Shabei finally made the wrong decision again and was forced to go to the second floor. He knelt down and looked up to the sky with a sigh.
Sha Bei still wanted to switch sides, but Xiao Dongbei held him back and persuaded him: "Senior Brother Sha, things are changing. The emperor comes to my house, and it's time for the three of us to change sides. That's it!"
Shabei was stunned. Everyone laughed wildly and forced him to choose the second question. He was not allowed to think. He hurriedly chose No and shouted: "I don't believe my question is the same as Yang An!"
Sun Dapao said: "Those who choose A will ride in a luxurious extended Hummer, and those who choose B will ride in Alto!"
Shabei reacted instantly and stood in front of Yang An to steal the spotlight. He raised one hand and made a V shape, which also means 2: "After taking the medicine, I feel cute~"
Yang An threw the A sign and hit him: "Chen Luoqi's name is Rocky, not Lucky! You are still the tyrant of Peking University! Even if Lucky (lucky) is not on my side, I can still make a comeback. Believe it or not? Who wants to follow me? Walk?"
The two sides selected 33 and revealed the answer.
PD Sun introduced: "Today's theme is life choices. Each of you will face many choices every day, and your choices will determine your destiny. For example, just now, some of you were on top and some were on the bottom, just because the answers were different. .”
Yang An himself didn't understand what the move was. Even if he guessed it, he didn't know what A and B represented respectively. The production team's answer was also blind to him.
Xiao Dongbei is so confused!
When the rain stopped, six people came out and stood in a row in front of the bus. Opposite there were more than 20 people carrying long guns and cannons and holding high pole radio microphones. They were two distinct camps.
"Choose YES!"
There were four people on A's side, and only Shabei and Xiaodongbei on B's side. Yang An sighed: "Just now, the three of us were standing on the second floor in the wind and rain. I don't believe I'm really out of luck today."
Cleverness is misled by cleverness!
"Sorry!"
"Director, I'm so hungry and cold. I've been blowing air on it for a quarter of an hour..." Sabei complained: "Can you give me something to eat?"
I'm asking you to guess my true intentions!
Sun Dapao gave the order, and the bus behind the six people suddenly drove away, revealing two covered cars. The one on the left had a sign in front of it, saying A, which was at least ten meters long, and the one on the right said B. , looking at the body shape, it looks like a small car.
Yang An laughed and said: "The production team is like this, I will beat you without any discussion! Answer the third question quickly!"
The raindrops on the hair of the three people are dripping, and each person has a camera to take a close-up shot. During post-production, the slow-motion scenes of the three people's depression, disappointment, and sadness will be presented to the audience one by one, coupled with sad BGM. They are the tragedy of the theater of life!