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Chapter 228: The task is too difficult, it’s stupid!

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Then there is diving, and deep diving. Most of the conchs and sea cucumbers are attached to the rocks on the seabed. Although they are artificially bred, the production team has no sympathy. They said that they will not let you go to Norway to fish for salmon. They will make an exception and don't even want to go deep diving. Do? no!

Sun Dapao reminded: "The cake is easy to get, you just need to get the honey, so you have to go to the bee farm."

"This is bullying! CCTV can drive people away, right?"

Sabei frowned and asked, "Where are the lobsters and salmon? You won't let me go to sea, will you?"

The waiter smiled and said: "I'm sorry, sir, this is the hotel's arrangement. You can go over there..."

There are coconut milk, honey, chicken, and various vegetarian dishes on land. Vegetables are easy to say. To make coconut milk, you need to climb coconut trees, or train monkeys to climb up, and you can also cut it with long poles. This is very confusing, but don’t even think about it. The production team I will definitely choose the most difficult method and challenge climbing a tree!

All I saw on the title board was: "You must obtain all the ingredients you have eaten by yourself."

The whole trip to the Sanya hotel is free!

"Director Zhu, go talk to Yang An and ask him to allow us to go in. We will only watch from the side, and we will definitely not steal the camera!"

Everyone laughed. After counting all kinds of seafood, it goes without saying that a trip to the sea for fishing is definitely a must, but don't even think about salmon. The production team reluctantly agreed that one trip to the sea to catch fish can be used instead.

Just as Zhu Xiaoming finished speaking, several male celebrities pushed open the door and ran over, saying excitedly: "Director Zhu, I saw Tian Liang and the others at the swimming pool, and Sun Yang. They seem to be the swimming team of the State Sports General Administration! It's you who invited Any special guests coming to interact with us?”

At four o'clock in the afternoon, Olympic stars such as Tian Liang and Sun Yang appeared in the lobby of the Sanya hotel, attracting many star-chasing tourists. Everyone gathered around to ask for autographs and take photos. After learning that they were participating in the recording of "The Great Challenge", the tourists More excited!

Sabei is such a funny person. After saying this, he jumped up and deliberately lifted up his floral shirt to reveal his eight-pack abs. He is very good at stealing the spotlight!

Yang An asked Li Jingtian: "Jingtian, have you ever practiced water sports?"

Bang!

Everyone was speechless, all slumped in their seats.

Xiao Dongbei was depressed, and so was Yang An. He chose honey grapefruit tea, Li Jingtian chose honey eel, and they went to the bee farm to order it!

Zhou Jinci and Ning Hao also said they couldn't accept it: "What should I do if I can't swim?"

Sabei was horrified: "What a tragedy! This is a jumping fish. This thing is the most difficult fish to catch in history. How could I be so mean and take this!"

There was a wailing sound, and Li Jingtian had no desire to eat at all. He pointed to the plate in front of him: "I also chose grouper soup! Are you asking me to fish?"

Sun Dapao shrugged: "Correct answer!"

The other four people were happy and quickly surrounded Shabei like an eagle catching a chicken. Then each person grabbed an arm and leg, lifted him up, and shook him back and forth twice: "Let's go!"

At three o'clock in the afternoon, Zhu Xiaoming was having a meeting with the production team. There was a knock on the door, and the assistant opened the door. Three female stars wearing bikinis and bath towels made everyone's eyes brighten.

Xiao Dongbei asked uncertainly: "We found it ourselves, right? This honey pumpkin cake is to obtain honey, pumpkin, wheat, and eggs?"

Yingying Yanyan surrounded Zhu Xiaoming and complained. Zhu Xiaoming finally understood that the production team of "The Great Challenge" had commandeered the hotel swimming pool. They were probably filming a program and needed to clear the place. Of course other guests would be persuaded to leave, but what could he say?

Coconut is easier to get, but what about honey? Think about going to the apiary, challenging the profession of beekeeper, and being surrounded by bees flying all over the sky. What would it be like

Yang An stood at the edge of the pool, waving to the two people in the pool. Unexpectedly, Shabei crept up behind him, turned his back, thrust his buttocks, and knocked Yang An into the swimming pool, causing a big splash of water.

How could Yang An be polite? After all, Sha Bei was also water-based. He jumped on him and began to fight. Together with Tian Liang and Sun Yang who swam over, he tortured Sha Bei so much that he kept begging for mercy before letting him go.

"Director Zhu, have they gone too far? They even drove people away!"

Shabei leaned heavily on the back of his chair and sighed: "This game is unplayable! You lied to me and said that in the second period, I would come to Sanya to eat seafood, enjoy the sun and beach, and see bikini beauties... I even prepared flower shorts. !”

"I'm sorry, sir, these are not available to the public. Please go over there for self-service meals."

Zhu Xiaoming couldn't eat after thinking about it, so he ate some casually and went back to his room to discuss.

He wanted to finish filming as soon as possible and leave this ghost place as soon as possible. He didn't want to see Yang An!

Sabei screamed: "I was wrong, I was wrong!"

Is there any mistake? Still want to go to sea

Li Jingtian nodded: "I have practiced swimming for twelve years."

"Director Zhu, don't you know Yang An very well~~ Please, please~ We are all in the same industry~"

Li Jingtian smiled bitterly: "What are you fighting against? There is also deep diving. Do you know what deep diving is? Only 40 meters is called deep diving! If you want to dive deep, you must get a deep diving license. I used it to take the diving certificate test back then. After a year, I can only dive within 18 meters! I have finally seen through it, Brother Yang, your program is all a trap!"

Plop!

"Okay, aunties, the hotel swimming pool is the property of the hotel. We can't interfere with whoever they want to use it, right? You want to swim, right? Xiao Li, take three beauties to the hotel next door!"

Zhu Xiaoming's head almost exploded. He wanted to spray out: "Fuck your colleagues! Swim in your sister's swimming pool!"

"No! I want to swim here!"

"Wow! Who did I see? Prince of Diving Tian Liang! Water trapeze artist Sun Yang!"

Not me! Who invited that? It’s Yang An again!

Yang An floated up from the water, wiped his face, pointed at Shabei and shouted: "What are you waiting for? Throw him down!"

Zhu Xiaoming was really, really unhappy. He had just given a thousand yuan to the girl at the front desk and promised her half a minute of interview footage during the two days of filming in exchange for the hotel and the production team of "The Great Challenge". protocol.

"Is the hotel giving special treatment? Why is the CCTV production team free, but we Dongshan TV only give 40% off? They have hundreds of people, and we have less than 40, why is the treatment so different? Oh, give it back You offer a free buffet!”

Ning Hao pointed at the mustard conch, dumbfounded: "I still have conches here! Do I have to dive to catch them?"

Everyone lowered their heads to see what dishes everyone had brought, and everyone wailed.

Zhu Xiaoming was no longer in a good mood. What else could he ask

Yang An laughed and pointed at everyone's plates: "You also brought crab legs, grilled eels, and abalone juice. You foodies, look what you have done? These are all expensive dishes. You want to take advantage of them?" Am I cheap? Have you tasted the bitter pill now?"

Yang An took the question board and when he saw what was written on it, the smile on his face froze: "See for yourselves!"

Zhu Xiaoming left angrily and kept looking back. When he saw six people leaving after finishing their meal, other staff and artist managers took turns stepping forward to distribute everything in the special buffet area without wasting anything.

The theme of the second issue has been determined, and it is related to the ocean and water. Let's take it easy as it comes. After everyone finished the buffet, they were waiting to accept the task. It is estimated that the stay in the Sanya Hotel will last ten days, so just treat it as a vacation.

Everyone looked at each other in confusion. The production team had already made plans. How could they resist

Xiao Dongbei grabbed his hair: "It's said to be an ocean trip. I'm afraid of water the most, but you still let me go out to sea to catch fish, be a fisherman, and let me dive... Just kill me..."

Ha ha!

Zhou Jinci pointed at Shabei’s unfinished jumping fish: “What is this?”

Ding ding ding…

Sabei was thrown flatly into the swimming pool, and water splashed in everyone's face.

In fact, he almost knelt down and licked these female artists: "Okay, okay, let me go and ask. Now, let me explain first, the program team usually clears the set during filming, and we will not let other people in during filming. People are watching, so don’t get your hopes up too high.”

Yang An said: "I have also practiced for seven or eight years. It seems that only the two of us can carry the weight?"

"I also say that the production team is really generous! We asked an Olympic champion to teach us!"

A group of people shouting and screaming, like a group of star chasers. In fact, they are also stars themselves, but adhering to the concept of "stars are ordinary people, and ordinary people are stars", they still maintain a strong interest in sports stars, so what's the matter with chasing after them? There is a reason worth pursuing!

puff…

After everyone got ashore, Yang An began to introduce: "In the next ten days, Sun Yang will be our swimming coach and Tian Liang will be our diving coach. Among the six of us, Jingtian is the one with the best water skills, and then Sha and I." Bei, so Sun Yang will intensively train the other three people. The opportunity to be taught swimming by the world champion is rare. Brother Hao, Jin Ci, and Xiao Dongbei, you must seize the opportunity!"

"Oh my God! Brother Yang, are they our swimming and diving coaches?"

"The hotel is not a good person either! I just swam for ten minutes and the hotel cleared the place! That's too much!"

"Hahahaha!" Shabei stood on top, pointed at Yang An and laughed. Others were also laughing, helpless to the funny Shabei.

Zhu Xiaoming watched six people gathering together and yelling. He also wanted to get closer and listen. He pretended to be a diner and walked over with a plate, hoping to learn how to take it.

Yang An couldn't laugh or cry, and Sun Dapao said: "It doesn't matter. We have ten days to train here. There will be professionals to teach you swimming, diving, fishing, tree climbing, and fishing in the sea."

Forget it, admit it, who called our program "The Great Challenge"!

The knives, forks and spoons fell on the floor, and the six people were dumbfounded!

After finally escaping, Tian Liang and Sun Yang came to the swimming pool, put on their swimsuits, and did warm-up exercises. Soon they saw a group of six men wearing swimming trunks arriving.

Zhu Xiaoming was stopped by the waiter. He was very angry: "Why? Didn't they get it here just now?"