Ru Mao Drinks Blood is the second episode of Eating Raw Seafood, and the other items correspond to the content of the "Great Challenge" program. Xiao Cui introduced the recently popular Yang An and Old Hen in a short paragraph.
But there was no prompt in the monitoring channel, and the director team had no orders at all, so they just let Yang An and Hai Qing talk nonsense.
Yang An sighed: "There is nothing wrong with savages. The six of us savages record shows every day and live quite comfortably. But the program "Savages Survival Guide" is too tiring to record. We want to absorb some fresh blood and recruit new people. . I found that there are many excellent talents today, for example, these are quite suitable for the big screen... "
coax!
The whole audience laughed like crazy!
The hall burst into laughter. Shabei, who was sitting in the guest seat, stood up suddenly, climbed onto his seat and stood, waving his hands and shouting loudly: "I protest! This is inhuman discrimination!"
Yang An said in surprise: "Guo Tao! I know him! Is Guo Tao here? Oh, he's down there! The Savage Gang has agreed to accept you as a member, will you join? Don't ask, it's just because you're not as handsome as us!" Are you coming? If you come, I will film a movie for you in the summer and let you be the leading actor. I will make you famous every minute. Will you join?"
In this case, only a fool would shout stop!
The whole audience's faces hurt from laughing. No one expected that a savage joke could be used in thousands of ways by Yang An today!
After the applause stopped, Yang An took the microphone and asked: "Sister, let me interview you. As a partner of a savage, how do you feel now? Is there any pressure?"
Huang Xiaoming, who was sitting in the audience, closed his eyes and didn't know whether he was crying or laughing. Everyone around him was laughing at him. The camera also captured his expression and put it on the big screen, making the audience laugh.
Xiao Cui suddenly spoke: "There are many shortlisted male actors who are uglier than Xiao Dongbei! Zhang Jiayi is uglier than him!"
Hai Qing stopped, and a middle-aged man stood up in the middle of the front row of the hall and bowed to everyone. It was Guo Tao, an old actor, smiling with a bitter face. He was indeed not very handsome!
Yang An touched his chin and pretended to think for a while: "Actors are of no use. Not only are they a waste of food, but they also have to compete with us for actresses... Well, even those who are more handsome than Xiao Dongbei are not accepted!"
Under the light, Yang An politely asked Hai Qing to take a step forward, then leaned back slightly, gave up half a step, and came to the stage together.
It's okay not to explain. Hai Qing covered his mouth and laughed, unable to continue.
Guo Tao was hit by a pie in the sky and almost fainted from happiness!
Yang An asked: "For example?"
After teasing Yang An, Xiao Cui started teasing others again. Song Qing sang with him, and they really cooperated with each other.
Seeing Hai Qing searching for male stars on the big screen, all the shortlisted male stars in the hall laughed, shouting in their hearts, choose me, choose me!
The whole place was excited!
Yang An's stick directly killed all the shortlisted actors, and his funny cooperation with Sabei showed their tacit understanding.
This kind of high-level blackmail was immediately understood in the hosting circle, and everyone felt enlightened. Xiao Cui is just such a person, and his words are very sharp!
Hai Qing changed his words: "Then I'll find an ugly one..."
Everyone laughed. Hai Qing had never answered this line before. Who knew that Xiao Cui and Yang An had been using the savage as a joke!
Every joke is a good opportunity to introduce the guests and show off the basic skills of the host. This is much funnier than simply introducing the names of the guests, and the audience also loves to see this.
The whole audience booed, depending on how Yang An reacted.
Yang An argued: "Huang Xiaoming is more handsome than me, so of course I said I don't know him! Try finding someone ugly, like Zhang Jiayi!"
Ha ha ha ha!
If Xiao Dongbei, who is thousands of miles away, knew about this scene, he would definitely cry!
Xiao Cui's words are actually very meaningful. In the context of the context, they are actually his deep thoughts on the profession of hosting, that is, what is the profession of hosting? A host who cannot say what he wants to say. A human being cannot be called a normal human being, he is just a savage!
Chief Director Kang Jinlong has been paying attention to these. Yang An's performance was as he expected. The ratings department urgently sent data. Yang An's ratings have been rising steadily since his appearance. At this moment, it has reached the highest peak since the broadcast. It continues to climb.
Hai Qing's slip of the tongue made the audience laugh from ear to ear. Zhang Jiayi smiled with embarrassment on his face. He will definitely be fooled by everyone today!
Hai Qing was angry and slapped Yang An on the shoulder: "What are you doing? Do you want to offend all the actors?"
Everyone wailed, what kind of trouble is Yang An going to make!
Yang An continued: "...Sun Li can do laundry..."
Pfft haha~~
After awarding several less important awards, it was finally the highlight, the Most Popular Actor and Actor Award.
Huang Xiaoming, who was shot for the second time, laughed so hard that he couldn't close his mouth. He was originally a well-known actor, and he was active in movies and TV shows. It is not an exaggeration to say that everyone knows that Yang An is a pure troublemaker.
Hai Qing is quite thoughtful: "The way I feel now should be like Beauty and the Beast..."
Outside, Xiao Cui started teasing again: "I seemed to have talked about some non-human beings at the beginning, right?"
Yang An came again: "...Gao Yuanyuan can give birth to a child for us..."
Hai Qing called out: "Huang Xiaoming! He is an excellent partner ("China Partner") and will definitely become your good partner!"
Hai Qing covered his mouth and laughed: "Yang An, you are wrong. There are still many outstanding actors among these actors. It is still very useful to join your Savage Gang."
There were so many hosts in the audience, all of them were shot and fell to the ground vomiting blood.
This was the script that was agreed upon before. Hai Qing became more and more relaxed and said angrily: "How can you not recognize such a famous actor? Huang Xiaoming is sitting right below!"
The female stars who were selected as the most popular actresses in this year's Golden Eagle Awards were all ridiculed by Yang An. Everyone laughed like crazy. They all knew that Yang An was the host of comedy shows, but they didn't expect that he didn't even attend the Golden Eagle Awards Gala. Let it go and take every opportunity to be funny!
Pfft haha~
Yang An couldn't say any more and really wanted to laugh. He protested amidst the roar of laughter from the audience: "He's a savage, not a beast!"
Liu Tao and the people around her laughed. She was nicknamed "Good Wife" and cooking was her specialty. Let such a gentle elder sister cook, and the Savage Gang would definitely be happy.
Sun Li smiled and held her forehead, almost fainting. The washing powder and laundry detergent endorsed by the empress were shot even while lying down!
Hai Qing is still struggling with this issue: "Zhang Jiayi is the object of my crush... Oh no, I'm so mad at you!"
Yang An quickly answered: "We are not humans in the first place! We are savages!"
Yang An looked surprised and suddenly realized: "Hahahaha, it turns out you are talking about Huang Xiaoming... I still don't recognize him!"
For the first major category of awards, the Actor and Actor Award, CCTV was naughty and put a dozen finalists into a collection. CCTV interviewed many questions, and different actors had different answers, which were humorous and insightful. The shortlisted actors for the VCR Award were introduced in a few minutes.
Hai Qing became interested: "There are actresses on the big screen, what can they do?"
Before Zhang Jiayi could react, Yang An quickly answered: "Then change the threshold. Anyone higher than Shabei will not be accepted!"
But Yang An was just an award presenter, and he was a comedy show host and also a crosstalk actor, so the atmosphere immediately became completely different. The Golden Eagle Awards evening party seemed to have turned into a "Happy Comedian" show!
Yang Fang was confused and said haha: "Yeah, he's here today, haha, so embarrassing~~ How about we do it all over again, sister?"
Yang An said: "Liu Tao can cook!"
The audience burst into laughter. Brother Yang, that's enough. Can this happen again
Yang An waved his hand: "... fill the harem with all the remaining actresses! Three thousand barbarian beauties, long live the barbarian king!"
Zhang Jiayi is obviously a handsome uncle, okay? Xiao Cui is causing trouble!
The audience burst into applause and laughter. Gao Yuanyuan couldn't laugh or cry. She couldn't hide from the camera, so she had no choice but to act as she was. She bit her lip and giggled, her eyes moved, and her charming charm impressed the photographer. The audience was in for a treat.
Song Qing asked in a low voice: "Are you talking about Yang An?"
He was using the topic to satirize something!
The whole audience burst into laughter, but Xiao Cui was unmoved at all: "Of course it's him! As I said, variety show hosts are like this, they become savages when they do what they do. And don't doubt the existence of such creatures as savages. Some savages have become scientists, some have become judges, and of course, most of the savages are working as hosts.”
The whole audience burst into laughter as the Golden Eagle Awards for the most popular actors and actresses were presented to Yang An and Hai Qing!
Among the jokes told by Xiao Cui, wearing underwear outside is a reference to the waterproof jackets worn by the three people in the Theater of Life with an S Superman mark on them.
Xiao Cui and Song Qing were joking on the stage, because they were CCTV hosts, so what they said was more formal and up-to-date.
The handsome uncle covered his chest with a sad expression on his face. This was because he was seriously injured by an arrow and was on the verge of death.
Xiao Cui and Song Qing were sitting by the stage, smiling all the time. They had never returned to normal. At this time, they felt sore and painful.
Hai Qing was also speechless and asked: "What about the man? I see that every time your Savage Gang challenges you, it is very dangerous and difficult. Don't you need more powerful helpers?"
"...That's it, Guo Tao!"
The audience laughed loudly, and those watching the live broadcast in front of the TV laughed even more. Xiao Dongbei could not be considered ugly, but among the six men, he certainly could not be considered the most handsome.
Spider-Man refers to the third issue, in which Sabei and Li Jingtian are Spider-Man, hanging on a rope to clean the glass.
Before Hai Qing finished speaking, Yang An put away his smile and said seriously: "I don't know you!"
After everyone laughed and thought deeply, Xiao Cui continued: "Now, let's invite the presenters Yang An and Hai Qing!"
Yang An suddenly realized: "You mean Huang Xiaoming..."
Hai Qing smiled and said: "Yes, he is right next..."
Hai Qing smiled and said: "Okay, I recommend Huang Xiaoming to join your men's gang."