"Oh, there's a traffic jam on the expressway. The female passengers use plastic bags. What about the male passengers?" Rong Feifei asked with a smile and deliberately arrogant.
The phone rang, and when he saw it was Rong Feifei, Yang An's mood instantly improved: "Hey, is it Feifei?"
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I will abandon you even if you are a man, I am not afraid that you will have magic power again.
Big caliber? Rong Feifei recited it several times, then suddenly remembered something, her face suddenly turned red, and she squeaked: "Yang An, you..."
Rong Feifei quietly wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes. It took her a long time to get over her sadness. She forced out a smile and said, "Stop talking about this, Yang An, I just want to ask you... There is a large flute, and the background song played when you danced to 'Flower Flowers', was it written by you?"
Yang An chuckled: "Because the diameter of the pulsating bottle is large."
Rong Feifei covered her mouth and leaned back on the chair, laughing so hard that she really thought of a way for the female passenger. Who knew that this was a cold joke told by Yang An? It really made her laugh so hard that she couldn't catch her breath. Putting a plastic bag over your head... What's the difference between this and hiding one's ears and stealing the bell? He couldn't figure it out! I’ve seen it with my own eyes, and that’s not how I brag!
Rong Feifei had to admit that she loved this line very much, and this song completely expressed her heart!
Rong Feifei covered her mouth and stared, this, this, this...
Yang An looked around. There were a lot of people in the fast food restaurant and there were many children. It was not suitable for a quiet chat. He asked tentatively: "How about we go to a quieter place and drink some fruit tea or something?"
I actually sang the aria version of "Love is a Free Bird"!
As a result, when the two of them saw Yang An just sit down, within a minute they made the iceberg beauty laugh like this. They could only secretly convince themselves and gave Yang An two thumbs up from across the corridor, saying that buddy, you are still the best at picking up girls. ah!
What is love and what is meaning is not because everyone is lying to themselves.
He really sang it!
What is infatuation, what is obsession, it is simply a show played by men and women.
What are you? Rong Feifei couldn't say anything, she was too embarrassed to look at him, her face was hot with shame, and she secretly screamed in her heart that this bastard said this, how disgusting it was!
There were two young boys sitting at the table next to them. One of them kept looking over here. He just came over to strike up a conversation, but was rejected coldly by Rong Feifei. He was still unconvinced. He just sat there to see who Rong Feifei was waiting for. .
The extremely fast response of Huangyi.com is actually related to the efforts of the advertising department of Red Maple TV. They spent some money to jump in line, and Huangyi.com became the first large-scale portal website to spread the word "A4 Waist Goddess".
Yang An asked: "Do you want to hear me sing again?"
Yang Anzheng was waiting depressedly on the highway. He was still two kilometers away from the toll station. However, a few drivers were too slow and insisted on taking the emergency lane. He was rushing to reincarnate. As a result, they forced him to merge back to the traffic lane. Sometimes he collided with others, eventually blocking the highway like constipation. According to him, drivers who like to occupy emergency lanes should be jailed.
Yang An smiled and raised his chin at the brother. After Rong Feifei returned to normal, he said: "Okay, you smile so exaggeratedly to show how capable I am. In fact, I am a very reserved person and generally don't speak well. Drafted."
Rong Feifei smiled: "We haven't waited long, what do you want to drink?"
Yang An rolled his eyes and said, "Hey, you don't know how congested the highway is today. There was a minibus in front of me, the kind without a bathroom. A female passenger was in distress and was stuck in traffic for two hours. The car didn't move, and she couldn't hold it in anymore, so she found a black plastic bag and hid in the last row, but in full view of everyone, she just couldn't get out. Guess what happened next?"
Yang An corrected him: "Don't talk to Director Yang. You're too arrogant. I'm older than you. You can call me Brother Yang, Brother An, or just Yang An. Alas, is your Weibo today? Are you overwhelmed by your fans? Are your phone calls offended by your friends? You are on the headlines of Huangyi.com’s entertainment section. People all over the country will know your name tomorrow! Alas, your band has become popular, and Li Lei didn’t even organize a celebration? ?”
Chatting with girls requires a lot of skills. Rong Feifei is not very good at communicating in her current state, so she must be in a better mood first.
To please her appearance, Rong Feifei wanted to see Yang An later. She didn't want to leave a bad impression on him. She carefully washed away the tear stains on her face, put on light makeup, and then sat quietly in a corner seat of the restaurant. Send a text message to Yang An and inform him of the location.
"Love is just a common thing, nothing strange at all.
After hanging up the phone, Rong Feifei was lost in thought for a while, then suddenly woke up, looked around, and found a chain fast food restaurant next to the square. She went in and found the bathroom.
Rong Feifei said: "Forget it about fruit tea, I'd rather drink."
Rong Feifei talked a lot. She once had a happy family of four. Growing up, her parents loved her the most, and her brother loved her the most. Her brother was the first lead singer of the band Heat and often took her to play music with the band. , running a commercial show, everyone loves this beautiful little sister very much.
This method of picking up girls is so strange, and the effect is incredible. The two brothers looked ashamed, and then they realized that it turns out that you need to be so knowledgeable to pick up girls, and you need to know a little bit about everything to be successful!
Rong Feifei became really interested and looked around: "Are you going to sing here?"
When he heard this, Yang An laughed: "Strictly speaking, it cannot be counted as written by me. This melody actually comes from the opera "Carmen" composed by French composer Bizet in 1874. You should have an impression, right?"
As soon as Rong Feifei was reminded, she immediately responded: "The aria "Love is a Free Bird"! Oh my God, you actually changed it to this!"
He simply pretended not to know anything and continued to sigh: "Oh, this is also true. I have a college classmate. The year before last, he went out to play with the class beauty and encountered a traffic jam. He wanted to solve the problem in the car. The class beauty I handed him an empty mineral water bottle, and he returned it and asked if there was a pulsating bottle. Then earlier this year, he and Ban Hua got married, and he told me that pulsing bottles are very useful, so I took one with me in the car. I also look forward to meeting a girl who is willing to marry me.”
Yang An apologized as soon as he sat down: "Feifei, I kept you waiting for a long time."
Rong Feifei heard that Yang An used the accent on "pulse". She knew that there were differences between men and women. Boys could use empty bottles, but why must the emphasis be on "pulse"? Curiosity killed the cat, she asked, "Why do you have to use a pulsating bottle?"
Rong Feifei was surprised: "Can you speak French?"
Yang An didn't say anything. He looked carefully at Rong Feifei's delicate face. When she said she would rather drink, her face showed fatigue and grievance. It was obvious that the girl was very unhappy.
Rong Feifei said: "It's me, Director Yang, are you... free now?"
Men are just a thing for entertainment. This sentence is completely from the tone of a proud queen. She is dismissive of men. If she is attracted, she will come and if she is waved, she will go. If I like you and abandon you, it all depends on my mood.
The eyes of the two frustrated buddies were about to fall out. It was okay. The buddies told jokes to make the girl laugh for a minute, and then started singing in front of everyone. What a shame, she even sang a world-famous opera song!
But she just liked listening to Yang An talk. The depression and grievances she had felt before seeing Yang An all disappeared and she felt much better.
Yang An raised his eyebrows, there was nothing he could do, the world was set like this, things after 19XX could not appear, it was like Mr. Cai Lao created "Carmen" before 19XX, which saved him from explaining too much.
Rong Feifei said: "Li Lei and the others were celebrating with their friends in the bar at the bar. I didn't go. Yang An, don't think that Li Lei and I are a couple. I only joined the Heat band because of an agreement made by my brother. I and I He has nothing to do with it.”
The two buddies diagonally opposite kept staring here. Yang An smiled and winked at the other side, then played the twelve-bar prelude recorded on his mobile phone, coughed twice, thought for a while, and started singing seriously.
Men are just a piece of entertainment, what's the big deal.
Yang An actually felt a little uneasy, but when he saw that Rong Feifei's face was just shy, not too much disgust or anger, he felt relieved, knowing that this girl was actually not difficult to get close to, and she could also make jokes.
Rong Feifei laughed again and leaned on the table, laughing so hard that she couldn't even raise her head. She was embarrassed to let Yang An see her blushing face. She almost lost her composure when she laughed. She was so embarrassed!
Yang An shrugged: "Others don't know for sure. Anyway, I have to prepare a pulsating bottle."
Yang An's voice was neither too loud nor too soft, with a falsetto at the high notes, and nasal humming during the interludes. The song was ups and downs, full of exotic customs. When he sang this, all the guests around him looked at him with surprise on their faces.
Rong Feifei was curious, thinking that Yang An was telling the truth, and asked, "Are they using adult diapers?"
Yang Andao: "The lyrics were written in Chinese and I changed a few melody sections to make it more suitable for Chinese people to sing."
Pfft…
Yang An probably guessed that this was the knot in her heart, so she listened without saying a word.
Yang An shook his head: "Where can you find adult diapers so easily on the highway? Let me tell you the answer. Later, she had no choice, so she put a black plastic bag on her head and got out of the car. Good guy, they are on the side of my car. Ahead, she was wearing a black plastic bag, squatting on the roadbed, fertilizing wildflowers and weeds. It was such a beautiful scene that I couldn't bear to look at it!"
Yang Andao: "Why not? I recorded the main melody with "Music Master" at home, and I'm going to write the lyrics now. It's a cappella anyway, so I just need to keep my voice down."
Half an hour later, Yang An appeared at the door of the store. He saw her at first sight and walked over with a smile.
I like all men, rich or poor, high or low.
Rong Feifei couldn't help laughing: "Director Yang, are you too narcissistic? You're bragging and you don't even draft a draft~"
Rong Feifei felt a little depressed. She felt that Yang An was a good person to talk to. She somehow trusted him and it would be good to let him enlighten her.
Yang An sighed and handed over a tissue: "My condolences, as long as you live a happy life now, they will all see it in heaven and you will rest in peace."
Yang An was keenly aware that something was wrong. At this time, the highway was open. The traffic police in front was directing the traffic to move forward slowly. He said: "Where are you now? I can come and talk to you for a while, okay? I'm driving. , it’s inconvenient to talk on the phone, let’s meet at Qianbei Square later!”
It's a pity that she lost the three relatives who loved her most in a car accident last year. Her parents left on the spot. Her brother stayed in the intensive care unit for three more days. Rong Feifei rushed back and met her brother before he died. Brother, please Li Lei took care of her and hoped that his sister could live well. After she suffered a major blow from the breakup of her family, she only had the support of her brother's friends in the Heat band. On the one hand, she joined because of her brother's last wish and because of the pressure of life. band and became the second lead singer.
Yang An: "I'm free, are you okay? Oh, I almost forgot to congratulate you. You are on the headlines of Huangyi.com's entertainment section! Really, I didn't lie to you. I just watched it on my phone. You are so popular! "
"Thank you, Director Yang. It doesn't matter whether you are popular or not..." Rong Feifei's laughter was a little forced and her mood was not very high.