The King of Variety Entertainment

Chapter 355: Which company has the best excavator technology?

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The whole audience burst into laughter, and Yang An came out with surprise on his face and kept praising him: "Incredible, it's really incredible! This is the first time I've seen an excavator work like this! Teacher Cao, have you ever seen this done? ?”

Guan Xiaotong was sitting at the very edge. She raised her hand and asked, "Brother Yang, can I hug this cute little sister?"

He did radio gymnastics, walked as a gorilla and beat his chest, and lay on the ground kicking up and down. Unfortunately, the cute turtle sat up and clapped and laughed, but did not crawl forward.

Sabei smiled at the side and said: "Isn't your flying in the clouds changed by human technology?"

"This is a variety show. The trick to being in the entertainment industry is to be shameless!" Li Qi thought of this and laughed again!

Boom boom…

Cao Shulin smiled: "I just stumble occasionally."

Wonderful!

Immediately afterwards, the boy with the boom released the car, and the three of them rotated 180 degrees!

Cute dress, cute expressions, cute actions, and then compare it with the helpless mother who keeps persuading, and there is another girl who may be an aunt teasing her in front. No matter how hard everyone tries, she just won't move forward!

This excavator consists of three people, with two people in the cockpit. The two people sit back to back, their bodies are fixed and tied together, and their legs stretch in different directions, so the legs form crawlers, and the front simulates a crane. One person, with his legs held by the boy in the middle, was bent like a prawn. The three of them put together could only be said to look like an excavator, but not very similar in shape. One can only rely on imagination.

The girls tore their clothes of various colors, different colors appeared in the kaleidoscope, and the girls threw handfuls of colorful confetti. The audience seemed to see a colorful flower world blooming in the kaleidoscope. In the super cute During the song, Cheng Kexin and her classmates used exactly the same body movements, raising their arms and bending their legs, to show the amazing beauty of a kaleidoscope.

The four of them heard the sound of the lights turning on, and then looked at the lamppost on the side of the stage, 20 red lights!

The whole audience burst into laughter!

Creativity means everyone needs to use their imagination.

Because it must be from the ceiling, all viewers see is the big screen.

Sun Li asked: "Are you engaged in construction and construction sites?"

There was laughter on and off the stage. After the joke was almost finished, Yang An said: "Congratulations, you passed the test with perfect scores. Please go down and rest!"

The excavator can rotate 360 degrees. This is common sense that everyone can understand. After the rotation is successful, it is the crane man's turn to exert force. He supports the ground with both hands. The boy behind the cockpit pulls the truck compartment, and everyone works together, Shouting in unison, the body of the excavator was actually parallel to the truck bed!

The music hasn't ended yet, and the guest judges' lights have been turned on!

The show continued, and after three more groups, Yang An thought: "The next one is the tortoise and the hare!"

The curtain opened, and a truck-style cardboard stood in the center. A driver's head was revealed in the cockpit. A rumble sounded, an excavator... But is this an excavator? Slowly driving from the side of the stage, making the whole audience laugh!

Yang An smiled and waved: "Come on, come on, you are a cute little sister too!"

This kid is so cute!

Everyone sighed again. The performance just now was all about body language. Five children were lying on a round white cloth and doing movements. Body collisions were inevitable. From the rehearsal to the official competition, they didn't know whether they were injured or bruised. How many times have I been green

There is no turtle!

Yang An was tired: "Oh my God, when will the recording of today's program be finished?"

When he says that he is the audience's eternal friend, probably no one understands what he means except Yang An himself.

Under the cockpit is a foam board painted like a track. It is obvious that the two people are sitting on a board, and there are pulleys installed at the bottom. Otherwise, they would not be able to move so fast, and their bodies would not be able to sit so straight.

So creative!

When the accelerator sounded, the truck driver stretched out a hand, gave a thumbs up to the stage performers, and shouted: "Let's go!"

Li Qi suddenly plucked up the courage, put his hand into his mouth, and blew a sharp whistle. He thought he had gone too far. He looked around to see if anyone had noticed him, but found that Sha Bei and Guo Tao had both stood up. , stood on the chair and kept cheering, and his performance was even more exaggerated than him!

Liu Yuxi asked curiously: "Does your leg hurt?"

Sun Li giggled: "They are so funny and creative! I feel so bad for the boy who plays the role of the crane. He has to support the other two by himself. Are you performing very hard?"

Suddenly, the laughter doubled in size, and Yang An rushed onto the stage, standing at the end of the tortoise and the hare, doing mischief there.

Cheng Kexin hummed softly, and another little girl beside her also laughed.

To be on the safe side, Cheng Kexin performed with her dance class classmates. The choreography was choreographed by her daughter-in-law herself, and the song was "You Never Can Tell" chosen by her son Xiao Cheng.

Unexpectedly, the crane man in front grabbed the truck compartment first and kept pulling it back. The truck driver pushed the truck model and gradually approached the excavator, and the four people adjusted their positions.

Wow!

Yang An continued to name names: "What do you think, the empress? Is there any need for demolition in the palace now? You can invite them!"

Everyone swayed to this familiar music, especially the French phrase "C'est la vie". Many viewers almost chanted it in unison along with the song. This is life!

Bang bang bang!

The whole audience applauded, this move is amazing, even if there is a truck driver nearby to help, it still requires a lot of strength!

Full marks!

At this time, the camera walked onto the stage and shot diagonally behind the foam board of the rockery. A little guy wearing a brown turtle suit was lying there, refusing to climb forward...

He Fei originally controlled the rabbit, but now her daughter refused to crawl forward. She could only put down the telescopic rod and persuade her daughter from behind.

The official recording is the first episode again. Yang An first explains the rules of the competition, introduces the guests and their cosplay partners, and complains about the taste of the guests. This is also a big attraction. It is not just the contestants who work hard to be creative, but the guests on stage must also Use your brains on the costumes, interact with Yang An, and complain to each other. This is the essence of stealing the spotlight. You must not just sit there and giggle in silence.

The guests in the audience couldn't help but praise. Liu Yuxi, who was dressed as Chunli with a bun and a bun, clapped her hands in surprise and said: "Wow~ It's really a very, very creative performance! I have never seen such a beautiful kaleidoscope! How did you come up with the idea of performing it? of?"

But in terms of performance, Lao Cheng deliberately chose an odd number of pentaprisms to deliberately create an odd number of beauty.

What about the turtle

The audience laughed and shouted in unison: "China Dongshan is looking for Lan Xiang!"

The four people jumped out excitedly. The boom boy and the truck driver jumped up excitedly, waved their fists in the air, and roared with excitement. However, they seemed to have forgotten the cockpit brothers who were tied together. Jin was struggling. Without the help of the staff, the two of them were back to back and it was really difficult to get down!

Woohoo!

Keep up the good work!

Then the boy at the back of the cockpit used his back force, and together with the crane man, lifted the legs of the boy in the middle, so that the cockpit also tilted. The three of them slowly moved together until the wooden tool under the boy in the middle rested on the car. At the rear edge, the first stage is completed, and the front wheels of the excavator track rest on the edge of the carriage.

The hare doesn't hop anymore. How can we race without a tortoise

But no matter how much she tried to persuade her, the little turtle refused to crawl. She sat up and looked curiously at the camera.

All 20 lights lit up, and the audience burst into warm applause!

Cao Shulin stroked his beard: "I have lived for thousands of years, the Dragon King, and I have never seen such miraculous human technology."

The person who was most stressed at this time was the crane man. He was very tired, but he persisted until the cockpit and crawler tracks moved to the truck compartment. Finally, the crane man was lifted up. The excavator moved without the help of external tools. , successfully climbed into the carriage by himself!

Cheng Kexin and the five little girls were at a loss. Yang An came to them and stretched out his hand to pull them up: "Get up, little sisters, you have passed the test!"

The guest judges all raised their necks and looked around for the turtle.

Yang An didn't explain either. In short, time will prove everything and the show will officially begin.

The whole audience was whispering, why was the excavator towed away by a truck? Few people pay attention to it. In everyone's impression, it should be two hypotenuse tracks lowered from the back of the truck, and the excavator walks up on it.

The crane man smiled and said, "Yes, very tired."

The purpose of this program is to let everyone find beauty in life.

The extra-large Ala Lei walked onto the stage. Guan Xiaotong was also a master of dancing. Of course she knew how hard it was to dance. She hugged each of the girls, kissed them, and encouraged them before returning to her position.

pretty!

The BGM turned out to be "Le Xiaoyao" + "Morning Light", which was quite cheerful. I saw a little rabbit jumping out from behind the hill on the right. The fake rabbit, supported by a long thin pole, jumped up and down and reached the center of the stage. .

In the second round, Lao Cheng’s team from Blue Ocean performed a performance called “Kaleidoscope”. Kaleidoscope is a toy made using optical principles. In the eyes of physics teacher Lao Cheng, there is no difficulty in understanding this.

The whole audience burst into laughter, this Cao Shulin is so old and still so dishonest!

The curtain opened, and there were several groups of foam boards erected in the middle of the stage, cut into hills, woods, streams, etc. It was very cartoony and cute.

The excavator came to the back of the truck. Looking at the posture, was he preparing to get into the truck? Is the excavator so powerful? Why not go to heaven

The whole audience was excited, and Yang An was also applauding: "CNC excavator technology is truly amazing! So the question is, which company has the best excavator technology?"

The crane man replied proudly: "We are students from Lanxiang Technical School! The three of them major in excavators, and I major in CNC!"

Eight-year-old Cheng Kexin was a little tired. She bent down and rubbed her knees: "This is what my grandfather thought of."

The first group of performers came on stage, and the guests cheered up. Everyone knew that according to Yang An's consistent urine, the first group of contestants in any program would definitely get off to a good start.