The King of Variety Entertainment

Chapter 44: You didn't discuss it!

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Only when the makeup artist left to look for something for a short while did Yang An whisper in Rong Feifei's ear: "Thank you the night before yesterday!"

This bastard, only now do you know how to thank me! However, Rong Feifei was very sweet in her heart, but she was not so easily dismissed. She rolled her eyes at Yang An and snorted: "Is this the end?"

Director Yang, can I call you brother

The makeup artist came back, and the two quickly returned to their businesslike expressions, continuing to exchange lines and occasionally winking secretly at each other. This little game played by the two of them was very warm.

Lu Xun had a wry smile on his face. He looked at Yang An with an unknown expression on his face.

"Next, record "Heroes Forge Swords" from "House of Mirrors"! All units are ready, ten seconds countdown, ten, nine, eight..."

The staff brought two portable baskets covered with quilts and handed them to the two women. They also applied a large amount of black liquid to Li Xintong's hands, and then arranged them to stand in their respective positions.

Yang An stood with his hands behind his back, looked up into the distance, and sighed: "I don't love you anymore..."

Soon, Duan Haishan asked on the monitoring channel: "Is Lu Xun ready?"

"That's pretty much it!"

The two women were dumbfounded: "Huh? Is there still a show for us?"

In front of outsiders, Rong Feifei didn't feel comfortable saying anything. She listened carefully to Yang An's explanation of the lines and details and nodded frequently.

Seeing Lu Xun's embarrassment, the audience burst out laughing and gave him applause for his wit!

"Who?" Lu Xun jumped up like a frightened bird and shouted loudly. His panic expression made many people laugh.

Lu Xun was addicted to playing and learned another sentence. Li Xintong snickered and said, "Teacher Lu, I don't think it's that simple!"

Lu Xun knew something was wrong when he heard the laughter from the audience, but he didn't know what was wrong, or even how he got hit. He felt so aggrieved!

Rong Feifei suppressed her laughter and asked Yang An: "Why did you run away from the marriage?"

Li Xintong's heart was pounding, no, there is definitely something wrong here!

Yang An jumped directly into the room with a swish. Lu Xun followed suit and jumped in gracefully.

The two continued to watch the show. Sure enough, Ma Xin sold swords and shields to the two heroes. Yang An's hands were all normal, while Lu Xun was tortured by all kinds of strange moves. He was miserable. Coupled with his dumbfounded expression, I don't know. How funny.

She looked at Lu Xun both funny and pitifully. She tremblingly picked up a bunch of grape-shaped ice lumps and handed them to Lu Xun. She couldn't laugh or cry!

Rong Feifei and Li Xintong came on stage and put the basket at their feet. Rong Feifei said to Yang An: "Mr., you are here!"

Li Xintong learned to finish this sentence and looked at Rong Feifei.

The audience laughed loudly as they watched Lu Xun make a fool of himself. The crew of this show was so destructive. They put sticky mouse boards under people's feet as soon as they entered the door. Why not just put a mouse trap!

Rong Feifei nodded repeatedly: "The most important thing is that only he and Ma Xin know the script. The rest of us don't know about it, so it's impossible to guard against it!"

Lu Xun learned to dance: "Hey! I..."

The previous tricks are just childish. This kind of trick makes people fall for it unknowingly. The key is to catch the trick. Lu Xun didn't know it yet and thought that his performance was perfect. The serious expression on his face was what impressed the audience. They laugh!

Click, click, bite down three grapes, Yang An chewed slowly, looked at Lawrence Lu, with a smirk on his face and raised his eyebrows.

The sticky mouse board was too strong, and Lu Xun couldn't break free, and he didn't dare to squat down and break it with his hands, because the hem of the hero's robe was too long, and once it hit the sticky mouse board, it would definitely be torn or torn, and the clothes would be damaged. Everything will be explained here!

The blacksmith shop is not big, but the furnishings are very distinctive. With Ma Xin as the center line, the left and right sides are completely symmetrical. The racks of tools and weapons placed on the wall, the texture of the background wall, and the chairs, stools and cabinets placed in the corners are all the same.

"Are Li Xintong and Rong Feifei ready?"

Rong Feifei pulled on Yang An's clothes and held his face with both hands, trying to make him look down at her.

There was a squeaking sound, and a seam was torn in the shoes. It turned out that Lu Xun was stepping on a strong sticky mouse board. He almost fell off when he jumped, and he couldn't jump at all. As soon as he came up, he was hit!

Even Yang An applauded and praised: "Not bad, good, Teacher Lu feels really good."

Lu Xun followed suit, and his movements were almost exactly the same: "It's raining so hard, I'm all wet!"

Li Xintong hurriedly went to put on makeup to prepare, but Rong Feifei was taken to a separate room by Yang An. The makeup artist arranged her outfit. Yang An stood next to her and introduced the script. Rong Feifei's lines were not heavy, just a few sentences, but she had to cooperate with Yang An, the baggage needs to shake nicely.

Lu Xun was uneasy, so he picked it up and blew it. He heard a "beep" sound, which startled him. A curly balloon man popped out and then quickly retracted.

Lu Xun's face was full of sadness and he glared at Yang An. He tried his best, raised the bunch of ice grapes, put it next to his face and rubbed it: "This is my favorite thing to eat, wow~~~it's so cold~"

Ba Du, Ba Du, Ba Du... Lu Xun held the blowgun, not knowing whether to cry or laugh...

Yang An sighed softly: "This is my favorite thing to eat, wow~"

"Yo!"

"Who?" Yang An shouted.

Lu Xun said it as it was, and saw Yang An easily break the foam brick into two pieces with a snap, but he was holding the real "Xuan Iron" and using all his strength, it was impossible to break it. He saw that Looking at Yang An, the helplessness on his face...

Li Xintong and Rong Feifei, who were waiting to perform in the audience, laughed. They guessed right. This game is definitely not that simple!

Do you really want me to eat such a big hockey puck? Lu Xun was resentful.

"Two get in position!"

"Forget it! Let's make it into a handle!" Yang An handed over the two broken bricks and gave Lu Xun a look of mercy.

The audience burst into laughter. This line talks about killing people, stealing goods, and traveling at home. This is too ridiculous!

Suddenly, the listening earpiece came: "Li Xintong and Rong Feifei are getting ready to play."

Lu Xun could only find a way to move to the side and fool him.

On the stage, Yang An suddenly fell to the ground, as if he heard something. The sound effects were played at the right time, and the atmosphere became tense, as if an enemy was attacking.

The preparation area was filled with astonishment and continuous applause. Li Xintong and Rong Feifei also clapped and praised: "That's okay, Teacher Lu, you are so responsive!"

"Lu Xun is in position!"

Yang An asked Li Xintong and Rong Feifei: "Hey, why are you two still here? Why haven't you changed your clothes?"

Yang An held the baggage in his right hand, wiped his head with his left hand, patted his body, and said to himself: "It's raining so hard, I'm all wet!"

Yang An secretly glanced at him and blew several times in a row.

But Yang An didn't say anything and the performance had to go on. Lu Xun could only think of a way to jump up. He struggled for a long time and finally determined that the sticky mouse board was fixed on the floor. Even if he wanted to jump with the sticky mouse board, it would not be possible at all. Can't do it!

How could Yang An let Lu Xun off so easily? He immediately said: "Let me take a few!"

Yang An opened the door curtain on the left, and Lu Xun opened the door curtain on the right. The two looked at each other, and the performance officially began.

Yang An said: "Nonsense, there are a lot of people on stage. Hurry up and get ready. I will give you ten minutes to change clothes. Now that you are busy, no one will care about you!"

Yang An said: "Madam, we are facing a formidable enemy, and I haven't mastered my iron sand palm yet, so I can't distract myself from talking about love with you!"

"Hahahaha, Lu Xun will definitely be driven crazy today!"

The audience cheered and applauded, and the Mirror House room rotated on the stage. There were three big characters "Blacksmith Shop" written on the signboard. Ma Xin was wearing the coarse cloth clothes of an ancient blacksmith and stood in the middle of the room with his arms crossed.

Lu Xun learned the movements and could finally take a breath!

Rong Feifei said: "You don't love me anymore? Why don't you love me anymore? You heartless man, can't you even look at me?"

Lu Xun clapped and smiled: "Not bad, not bad, Teacher Lu feels really good."

The two black palm prints on his face were so conspicuous, they looked exactly like the hand prints of a person who was slapping him left and right!

Poor Lu Xun, he was following Yang An's example, standing with his hands behind his hands, looking into the distance with a lonely face, pretending to be a man who stood tall and upright, and had no idea what was going on.

Li Xintong and Rong Feifei laughed together in the audience, and Li Xintong asked: "It seems that as long as Yang An's actions are 100% problematic, Teacher Lu will definitely fall for it!"

The first big performance in the audience appeared, and the audience laughed loudly and applauded and cheered to the highest level.

Yang An picked it up and blew it casually, saying it was fine.

Yang An smiled and said to Gu Yunfeng: "Okay, I think it's okay!"

Rong Feifei picked up the basket, opened the cotton cloth, picked up a bunch of grapes, and handed it to Yang An.

There was a cry in Lu Xun's voice: "Let me eat...a few..."

Lu Xun followed suit: "I don't love you anymore..."

Yang An was so satisfied that she asked Lu Xun to come on the show and record the first episode of "House of Mirrors". He also had a celebrity position and a high sense of artistic ability. He couldn't be smarter!

Ma Xin took the black iron from the hands of the two heroes in a serious manner, pretended to praise him, and took out two blow darts: "Why don't you try the blow dart, a new weapon in the store? With the blow dart in hand, I have everything in the world." ! Guaranteed to improve your martial arts, hero. It is a must-have artifact for killing people and selling goods, and is a must-have for home and travel!"

Yang An chuckled and said, "I'll find a chance to thank you formally later, and I'll treat you to a big dinner."

Lu Xun's head was full of black lines, he wanted to carry out the persecution to the end! How old is he? He's already in his thirties, and he still plays the game of blowing up balloons. Isn't it embarrassing

Li Xintong rolled his eyes and chuckled, what kind of ridiculous line is this? She could only shout: "Why are you running away from the marriage?"

The audience suddenly realized and cheered and screamed, it turned out that this was the Mirror House!

Everyone was happy. This Lu Xun, you couldn’t tell from his appearance, but he was really good at playing!

Li Xintong opened the cotton cloth on his fruit basket and screamed, speechless.

Then he put the grapes next to his face, rubbed them gently, and deliberately winked at his own mirror image.

Yang An smiled maliciously at Lu Xun, walked up to Ma Xin, picked up a prop foam brick on the table, and said: "Boss, I have a piece of thousand-year black iron here, help me make two swords." !”

Li Xintong almost fainted. She was at a loss for what to do with this line. She could only learn to say to Lu Xun: "Mr., you are here!"

Lu Xun was almost sweating. He finally thought of a way to get rid of the strong sticky mouse board and take off his shoes!

Damn it, you can always wear shoes!

Lu Xun gasped and his eyes almost fell out. This was also a bunch of grapes, but the fruit was not a grape, but an ice puck as big as a table tennis ball!

She desperately tore at Lu Xun's clothes, tore the snow-white robe into rags, and then held Lu Xun's cheeks with both hands. Two black handprints suddenly appeared on his face.

Li Xintong was laughing almost crazy. She finally understood what the staff had just painted on her hands. She was laughing so hard that she almost couldn't continue the performance. She said this sentence intermittently with a smile.

Ha ha ha ha!

Lu Xun acted accordingly. Rong Feifei knew the following lines. She almost stopped laughing: "I know you haven't mastered Iron Sand Palm yet, so I bought you your favorite Juli Grape. As long as you eat it, You will have tremendous power.”

After Yang An finished brushing the water off his body, he jumped forward with both feet and said, "Hey!"

Lu Xun originally wanted to learn, but when he saw where Yang An was lying on the ground, he happened to be in the sticky area. If he lay on the ground, he would definitely get a piece of it on his face.