The director outside the scene called the third person to come on the stage, this time it was Yang An.
The three asked, Lu Xun sighed quietly: "It's so passionate, so passionate that you can't resist it! You don't know, when I was recognized on the plane, more than a dozen stewardesses took turns kissing me, it was so passionate..."
The door opened, and a guy wrapped in black, wearing a blue mask, big sunglasses covering half of his face, and a big-brimmed hat on his head came in. He quickly closed the door and pressed his head against the door. He seemed to be listening to what was going on outside.
Cai Xiaofei hid behind, almost bumping into Lu Xun, and complained: "Lao Lu, why don't you get your sunglasses after you've already entered the house? Can you see?"
The director read the opening narration outside the scene: "Lu Xun, Yang An, Ma Xin, and Cai Xiaofei are classmates at Hongfeng High School. This year is the tenth year after graduating from high school. The four of them have achieved some success in their respective fields. Taking advantage of the opportunity During the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, we organized a class reunion at KTV.”
The audience burst into laughter, these two fools were just torturing themselves and finding their way out!
The audience burst into the warmest applause and cheers. The four pretenders came to life, and the fun was going to be great!
At this meeting, a gold brick reward was given, and even the bodyguards participated. The audience all groaned, how rich must one be to do such a thing
Cai Xiaofei walked up the slope tremblingly, falling down once in the process. When he sat on the sofa in the middle, he placed half of the big gold chain on the back of the sofa, and then he straightened his back comfortably.
Lu Xun sighed and slowly took off the toad mirror that could cover half of his face, revealing red lip marks all over his face.
Yang An and the other three had no idea what was going on. They looked at each other in confusion, pointing at this person and asking each other: "Who is this? Hey Xiaofei, do you guys like to wear this outfit?"
Puff puff puff...
The audience almost laughed and cursed. He loves to show off his gold necklace so much that he can't bear to take it off even if his waist is bent. Cai Xiaofei also has something wrong with him, just like Ma Xin. It's not normal!
"I didn't kiss your face to bleed, did I?"
Hahaha... The audience was amused again. Come on, this is the big brother of the Black Society. The audience thought in a funny way, if there is a back rub in the bathhouse later and Cai Xiaofei dives into the water, will the big gold chain be good? Will it float? This is a big problem!
"Did the female fans block you?"
Yang An's clothes were not as exaggerated as the first two, and he was dressed like an ordinary person. He was talking on the phone while walking, and he looked particularly busy. Even when Ma Xin came to greet him, he raised his palms to signal not to disturb him yet.
The audience in the audience burst into laughter, and the audience in front of the TVs even fell down on the sofa with laughter.
The audience thundered with applause and roared with laughter. Zhang Meijun is a movie star in the domestic film industry. Listening to Yang An's words just now, she cried, shouted and begged to get the role of the fourth female lead, and even said to Yang An. I am so grateful for Ann’s generosity!
Cai Xiaofei bent over and said modestly: "Hahahaha, what big brother are you? They are all just false reputations! Brother, I have been around for a few years and have not done well. I have more than 500 underlings. These two men are pretty good-looking." They look like dogs, let’s take them out today to see the world.”
I just heard Yang An humming and saying: "Sister Zhang, I really don't have time to have dinner with you. I'm so busy every day. Dozens of investors queue up with their check books to treat me to dinner. I don't even get a familiar face once a month." … I know you want to act in this drama. The fourth female lead is a supporting role of a maid. Do you want it? Okay, I’ll keep this role for you. No thank you, no thank you. What’s the relationship between us? I appreciate your kindness. I really don’t have time to eat!”
The bodyguard left, but Cai Xiaofei was still bent over. Ma Xin asked curiously: "Brother Cai, is your waist uncomfortable? We haven't seen each other for ten years. Your deep V collar is so wide open that I can see it at two o'clock. What the hell?" Are you tempted by real people? But let’s talk about the ugly things first, I don’t want to say this... "
Yang An gave him a slap in the face: "Just go and have fun!"
The three of them each took it and looked down. Lu Xun asked doubtfully, "Bruce Lee, the famous martial arts superstar?"
"You uneducated person, that's called MIB, man in black!"
Lu Xun laughed: "It's good that I didn't recognize you! Alas, fans nowadays are so enthusiastic. Hundreds of thousands of female fans are shouting for me to have children every day. I was recognized even on the plane. As soon as I landed, I found more than a hundred beauties guarding the exit, crying and shouting until my voice became hoarse. They started chasing me from the airport. If I were caught by them, I wouldn’t be able to see you today... "
Ma Xin groaned, looked at the heavy gold tie and platinum underwear on his body, shook Cai Xiaofei's hand up and down, and sighed: "I feel the same way!"
Ma Xin also scratched the back of his head: "Why is there Leonardo in your film? The foreign actor who played Titanic?"
Yang An must have practiced specially. The 22.5-degree slope did not stop him from walking on flat ground. Of course, it may be the special shoes under his feet that added points.
Cai Xiaofei bent down very low, took the initiative to shake hands with Ma Xin, then turned sideways and ordered the two people behind him: "Call Boss Ma!"
The audience burst into laughter. Is this a broken cardboard box with "Fruit Transfer" printed on it, but there are gold bricks in it? Do you know how heavy gold is? Can gold bricks be broken
"I don't know. He's dressed in all black. He looks like the FBI? CIA?"
Cai Xiaofei hummed and deliberately held up the huge gold necklace with both hands: "This is too heavy, it weighs me down and I can't lift my head up..."
"Boss Ma!"
Ma Xin had an expression of extreme shame on his face. He kept showing off his goodies, introducing this and praising that: "We are rich, we can customize it privately, and we are so willful..."
"Come, come, come, let's get a gold brick for each person we meet, everyone has a share!" Ma Xin, a wealthy man, started to give out welfare. The gold brick was bigger than a brick, which was exaggerated.
Ma Xin is playing the role of a wealthy nouveau riche. He carries a carton of gold bricks with him. His whole body is covered in precious metals. It shines, it really shines. He also has a titanium alloy belt buckle. It really dazzled the eyes of all the viewers!
Cai Xiaofei asked: "Give me that..."
The man in black turned around and took off his mask, but still wore the toad glasses covering half of his face. He greeted them warmly: "Hello! Everyone is here. I, Lu Xun, can't you recognize me?"
The three of them complimented each other, and finally it was Lu Xun's turn.
The director shouted from the sidelines: "Li Xintong, the class beauty that everyone had a crush on back then, will be here soon!"
"Call me if you have any trouble, demand accounts, catch traitors, seek revenge, rob projects, demolish houses, evict hawkers, loan sharks, bully elementary school students, do homework for winter and summer vacations, in short, there are only things you can't think of in Hongfeng City. There's nothing that I, Cai Xiaofei, can't do!" Cai Xiaofei, the eldest brother, also spoke up, with a loud voice.
"Xu~~~"
After hanging up such a high-profile call, Yang An pointed at the phone and laughed at the two of them: "I really can't help it. Zhang Meijun is crying and insisting on acting in my movie. She calls me every day and insists on asking me out." Eating is so annoying, I can’t even attend a class reunion! Haha, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m late!”
Ma Xin proudly introduced: "After working as a contractor for several years, I didn't earn much, just a few hundred million! Look at this, a gold tie! There are only 88 pieces in the world. The same style as Bill Gates. It weighs ten kilograms. , how about it? Is it shiny? There is also this underwear, made of platinum fiber mesh and set with 99 diamonds. It looks low-key but is actually luxurious. It does not absorb sweat, is not afraid of water, never rusts, and never smells! How about it? Does it gleam? Look at the belt. It is made of titanium alloy and is ten times harder than the shell of a space shuttle. Hey~ you see, it is still high-tech. Enter the sixteen-digit password and there will be no one in the world except me. It can be untied, and it is definitely safer than the most expensive trousers in the world. How about it, is it flashy or not?"
The two bodyguards in black were full of anger and their voices were loud. Ma Xin laughed twice: "Okay, Brother Cai. Do you have all the bodyguards with you? I heard that you have become the eldest brother?"
"Hey! Lao Lu, did you just finish eating secretly?"
Ma Xin laughed: "When we meet for the first time, each person will be rewarded with a gold brick. Take it yourself!"
The audience burst into laughter. Cai Xiaofei's outfit was really revealing. He was always bent over in a V-neck. It would be strange not to be seen!
Cai Xiaofei stared at Yang An's business card and read word by word: "Midnight temptation, rich woman's phone number is 153..."
The four of them finally gathered together and made their respective appearances, greeting each other, hugging me, and patting him. 22.5 degrees gave everyone a joyful display time. Once they hugged, they would always fall down several times, making people laugh.
"What kind of person is he? He's too narcissistic. Why do you have to show off when you have money? Is a ten-pound tie heavy? He also wears diamond-encrusted underwear. Isn't he afraid of pain? Is there anything safer than trousers? Titanium alloy belt buckle... How did the directing team come up with this? They really impressed these producers!"
Cai Xiaofei refused: "No, I'm afraid my tattoo will be rubbed by a towel. If it falls off, it won't look impressive when I go out!"
Ha ha ha ha!
Amidst the roar of laughter in the audience, Yang An quickly snatched the business card from Cai Xiaofei's hand, put it away carefully, and then took it back from Ma Xin and Lu Xun's hands. He pretended to be casual and explained: "These two may be for business cards." You're wrong. I just interviewed Bruce Lee and Leonardo this morning. They wanted to play my role, but I ignored them. Bruce Lee was not good at kung fu, and Leonardo was terrible at acting. They were the only ones who wanted to play the role of Number Three and Number Four. Male supporting actor? No way! Come on, change it to another one, this is my business card."
The director outside the venue waited for Ma Xin to finish his performance and then notified Cai Xiaofei to come on stage.
Cai Xiaofei is even more exaggerated, with a smooth slicked back hair, dark sunglasses, a V-neck vest, a large gold chain as thick as a baby's arm hanging around his neck, black pants and black leather shoes, and all the exposed skin is covered in all kinds of bells and whistles. When the tattoo pattern appeared, there were two burly men in black suits and black sunglasses standing behind him.
Seeing a lot of sweat on Cai Xiaofei's forehead, Ma Xin handed over a towel: "I'm so tired, wipe away the sweat!"
After the staff left, Ma Xin unbuttoned his suit, took out his fan and started shaking it. When everyone saw this outfit, they laughed again and applauded continuously.
The first person to appear was Ma Xin. After entering the room, he directed the staff to move the cardboard boxes: "Come here, put it here, put it here. The floor is slippery. Be careful not to drop it. They are all filled with precious gold bricks. Be careful when dropping them." Break it into pieces!"
"Come on, come on, this is my business card, please keep it!" Yang An smiled and handed out business cards to everyone.
Yang An said: "You are really unrecognizable when you are dressed like this!"