Seeing Yang An play again, the palms of Li Yuxuan and Li Yuxuan were almost swollen. Li Feichuan and Zhao Ang next to them smiled for the beauty, and also cheered and cheered. No one expected that Mu Jianmin, who usually seemed aloof, would actually put his finger on When she put it in her mouth and blew it, it was still the most difficult with a rotating and undulating tone. Su Hui also leaned aside with joy.
Yang An refused to give up and continued: "Okay, even if this request is unreasonable, then he made a reasonable request. You two, ah no, three of you, stop talking about cross talk now, I'm going to the toilet. Teacher Cao, you Let him go?"
Yang An did not speak, but lowered his head, raised one foot, and looked at the sole of the shoe.
Later, at Yang An's wedding, a group of people from the entertainment industry made a nuptials scene and forced Yang An to sing "Watch the Fifth Night". However, he was secretive and refused to sing. He deliberately delayed it until the child turned one year old and promised to sing it by the time he was born. But in the end, no one thought about it when he passed his first birthday.
Yang An was startled, covered his mouth in surprise, and asked mischievously: "Who is it? Who wants to listen to "Fifth Watch"? Master, can this song be sung here?"
Cao Shulin laughed and scolded: "What are you talking about? There are clearly three of us on the stage!"
Cao Shulin was curious: "Why? Why can't we perform with only one audience?"
The audience laughed and booed collectively. Why? Because it was Yang An's first public appearance on stage, and after singing the first four lines of "Wu Wu Geng", Wu Xuntu came, and he took the opportunity to slip down and escape the disaster.
It can be seen that whether a person is happy has nothing to do with the amount of his assets. The most important thing is his mood!
Hou Jian said to him quickly: "Don't talk nonsense. Every bathroom now has a toilet or a squat toilet. There are almost no such old-fashioned latrines even in rural areas."
Cao Shulin shook his head and said, "This is impossible!"
So until today, it has been delayed for four years!
At this time, the staff brought a tall microphone stand and placed it next to Dou Ni. The three of them stood in an interesting position. Yang An Dou on the far left and Cao Shulin stood in the middle and could be teased or praised at any time. They could even be squeezed out at any time. Hou Jian, who is standing on the right, is deliberately bullying honest people just like in previous cross talk shows.
Yang An said: "The hall is small, only two to three hundred people can sit at most. There are few customers, and the tickets are cheap. One ticket costs fifteen yuan. Even if there are three hundred people, a performance only costs four to five thousand yuan! Lin Yunshe There are so many people, and there are seven or eight young men waiting for food in the background. Teacher Cao works hard to make money outside during the day, and at night he has to kneel on the washboard to wash the clothes of his apprentices... "
Su Hui reminded: "Listen carefully! Yang An is definitely going to talk about cross talk. This is a rare opportunity!"
The audience clapped wildly and laughed. The image Yang An mentioned appeared in their minds. It was so funny!
Yang An said: "Can't those who listen to cross talk have requirements? Is that right? Audience friends, think about it for yourselves. If Teacher Hou and I were standing on the stage, and you were the only one listening to the cross talk, would you do it? Have an idea? For example, the two of you on the stage, don’t talk about it for now, let’s play Landlords! Do you want to fight or not?”
Yang An said seriously: "Think about it, what if the audience asks for it?"
Everyone calmed down and watched Yang An greeting and greeting the two teachers on the stage.
The audience laughed and booed collectively. Why? Because it was Yang An's first public appearance on stage, and after singing the first four lines of "Wu Wu Geng", Wu Xuntu came, and he took the opportunity to slip down and escape the disaster.
Yang An refused to give up and continued: "Okay, even if this request is unreasonable, then he made a reasonable request. You two, ah no, three of you, stop talking about cross talk now, I'm going to the toilet. Teacher Cao, you Let him go?"
Hou Jian hurriedly hugged Cao Shulin and kept comforting him. Yang An, who was so frightened that he avoided the side, also walked back with a smile, apologized again and again, and continued the topic: "Mr. Cao, Mr. Hou, you two remember, I was I said I can speak cross talk, but you two don’t believe me and you still want me to perform at the front desk?”
It can be seen that whether a person is happy has nothing to do with the amount of his assets. The most important thing is his mood!
puff!
At this time, the staff brought a tall microphone stand and placed it next to Dou Ni. The three of them stood in an interesting position. Yang An Dou on the far left and Cao Shulin stood in the middle and could be teased or praised at any time. They could even be squeezed out at any time. Hou Jian, who is standing on the right, is deliberately bullying honest people just like in previous cross talk shows.
Cao Shulin laughed and scolded: "What are you talking about? There are clearly three of us on the stage!"
"right!"
Seeing that he was getting more and more excited and outrageous as he talked, Cao Shulin scolded: "No such request! The audience listening to the cross talk will never ask for playing mahjong in Landlords!"
The audience clapped wildly and laughed. The image Yang An mentioned appeared in their minds. It was so funny!
Yang An introduced himself: "Although everyone is familiar with me, according to the rules, I have to introduce myself. My name is Yang An. I am a primary school student in the cross talk world. I have just arrived and am looking for a living in a precious place. If I am not good, please tell me. Please be patient and accommodating!"
Later, at Yang An's wedding, a group of people from the entertainment industry made a nuptials scene and forced Yang An to sing "Watch the Fifth Night". However, he was secretive and refused to sing. He deliberately delayed it until the child turned one year old and promised to sing it by the time he was born. But in the end, no one thought about it when he passed his first birthday.
Cao Shulin and Hou Jian looked at each other and hesitated.
After the audience gave them good-natured applause, Cao Shulin began to ask: "There was a young man who asked for a song just now and wanted to listen to "The Fifth Watch". Come on, sing one for everyone!"
Yang An pointed to the audience: "How is it impossible? Look at the audience, there are so many people laughing so hard that their feet are unstable!"
Cao Shulin laughed and scolded: "What are you talking about? There are clearly three of us on the stage!"
Yang An was startled, covered his mouth in surprise, and asked mischievously: "Who is it? Who wants to listen to "Fifth Watch"? Master, can this song be sung here?"
Su Hui reminded: "Listen carefully! Yang An is definitely going to talk about cross talk. This is a rare opportunity!"
The audience burst into roars of laughter, and many people were laughing and wiping away tears. This Yang An is really not taboo about meat and vegetables, and dares to say anything!
Hu~~~~
Hou Jian also laughed: "You kid, don't make excuses! The one you're talking about is a male audience member, he's a man!"
Seeing that he was getting more and more excited and outrageous as he talked, Cao Shulin scolded: "No such request! The audience listening to the cross talk will never ask for playing mahjong in Landlords!"
Yang An was pulled back, tidied up, and said: "Okay, just treat him as a male spectator! He went to the toilet, and the three of us went there. He was solving personal hygiene problems in the toilet, so the three of us stood outside the door. , continue to talk about cross talk there, you say, people inside heard it, are you happy or not? If you are so happy that you are so happy that you fall into the pit without squatting down, who among the three of us is going to pull him out? "
Cao Shulin waved his hand: "What can't you sing? Today's program will not be broadcast live on the TV station. At most, it will be the exclusive purchase of online broadcast rights by Tomato Video Network. If it really doesn't pass, I will cut you off, right?"
Hu~~~~
Hu~~~~
Cao Shulin waved his hand: "What can't you sing? Today's program will not be broadcast live on the TV station. At most, it will be the exclusive purchase of online broadcast rights by Tomato Video Network. If it really doesn't pass, I will cut you off, right?"
Su Hui reminded: "Listen carefully! Yang An is definitely going to talk about cross talk. This is a rare opportunity!"
Yang An was startled, covered his mouth in surprise, and asked mischievously: "Who is it? Who wants to listen to "Fifth Watch"? Master, can this song be sung here?"
Cao Shulin laughed and pulled Yang An back, who was about to leave: "Don't go, she has to go to the women's restroom!"
Cao Shulin laughed and scolded: "What are you talking about? There are clearly three of us on the stage!"
"right!"
Yang An pointed to the audience: "How is it impossible? Look at the audience, there are so many people laughing so hard that their feet are unstable!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a female audience member shouted loudly and said, "Go!"
Yang An was pulled back, tidied up, and said: "Okay, just treat him as a male spectator! He went to the toilet, and the three of us went there. He was solving personal hygiene problems in the toilet, so the three of us stood outside the door. , continue to talk about cross talk there, you say, people inside heard it, are you happy or not? If you are so happy that you are so happy that you fall into the pit without squatting down, who among the three of us is going to pull him out? "
The audience laughed and booed collectively. Why? Because it was Yang An's first public appearance on stage, and after singing the first four lines of "Wu Wu Geng", Wu Xuntu came, and he took the opportunity to slip down and escape the disaster.
puff!
Hou Jian said to him quickly: "Don't talk nonsense. Every bathroom now has a toilet or a squat toilet. There are almost no such old-fashioned latrines even in rural areas."
Seeing that he was getting more and more excited and outrageous as he talked, Cao Shulin scolded: "No such request! The audience listening to the cross talk will never ask for playing mahjong in Landlords!"
One person fell into the toilet, and another one came
The audience laughed and booed collectively. Why? Because it was Yang An's first public appearance on stage, and after singing the first four lines of "Wu Wu Geng", Wu Xuntu came, and he took the opportunity to slip down and escape the disaster.
Yang An asked: "Okay, he went to the toilet. There is no one under the stage in the huge Lin Yun Society hall. Who are the three of us talking about cross talk? Should we let him go first and wait for him to come back to continue talking? What about the audience? I'm so happy, oh, Lin Yunshe is so kind, go to the toilet and even have a pause function?"
Cao Shulin pushed him hard, rolled up his sleeves and planned to hit him, and said angrily: "Return to the washboard? I haven't settled the score with you about the washboard yet!"
Later, at Yang An's wedding, a group of people from the entertainment industry made a nuptials scene and forced Yang An to sing "Watch the Fifth Night". However, he was secretive and refused to sing. He deliberately delayed it until the child turned one year old and promised to sing it by the time he was born. But in the end, no one thought about it when he passed his first birthday.
Yang An was pulled back, tidied up, and said: "Okay, just treat him as a male spectator! He went to the toilet, and the three of us went there. He was solving personal hygiene problems in the toilet, so the three of us stood outside the door. , continue to talk about cross talk there, you say, people inside heard it, are you happy or not? If you are so happy that you are so happy that you fall into the pit without squatting down, who among the three of us is going to pull him out? "
The audience began to chuckle. This request was very reasonable. Whether the audience went to the toilet or not was completely up to him.
So until today, it has been delayed for four years!
Yang An pointed to the audience: "How is it impossible? Look at the audience, there are so many people laughing so hard that their feet are unstable!"
The audience burst into roars of laughter, and many people were laughing and wiping away tears. This Yang An is really not taboo about meat and vegetables, and dares to say anything!
puff!
Yang An pointed to the audience: "How is it impossible? Look at the audience, there are so many people laughing so hard that their feet are unstable!"
The audience was going crazy. They had toyed with the male crosstalk audience, and now they are here to play with them again. The laughter will never stop today.
The two nodded. This was artistic processing. The fact was that Yang An only performed a short section on the spot.
Seeing that he was getting more and more excited and outrageous as he talked, Cao Shulin scolded: "No such request! The audience listening to the cross talk will never ask for playing mahjong in Landlords!"
Later, at Yang An's wedding, a group of people from the entertainment industry made a nuptials scene and forced Yang An to sing "Watch the Fifth Night". However, he was secretive and refused to sing. He deliberately delayed it until the child turned one year old and promised to sing it by the time he was born. But in the end, no one thought about it when he passed his first birthday.
A new trick can be eaten all over the world. This no longer works. The debt owed when you were young will have to be repaid sooner or later!
Cao Shulin laughed and scolded: "What are you talking about? There are clearly three of us on the stage!"
After the audience gave them good-natured applause, Cao Shulin began to ask: "There was a young man who asked for a song just now and wanted to listen to "The Fifth Watch". Come on, sing one for everyone!"
Yang An was irritated by the boos. He pointed to the audience and asked, "Who ordered the song? Come forward and I promise not to beat you to death!"
A new trick can be eaten all over the world. This no longer works. The debt owed when you were young will have to be repaid sooner or later!
A new trick can be eaten all over the world. This no longer works. The debt owed when you were young will have to be repaid sooner or later!
Yang An continued to ask: "Do you want us to play or not? Do you know how old he is? Is he playing Yuedong Mahjong or Baodao Mahjong? How much does it cost?"
No one in the audience stood up. The young man who was booing held his hands on his chest and shook his head with a smile. Cao Shulin asked in shock: "Young man, I support you, don't bow to the evil forces!"
Cao Shulin laughed and scolded: "What are you talking about? There are clearly three of us on the stage!"
A new trick can be eaten all over the world. This no longer works. The debt owed when you were young will have to be repaid sooner or later!
Yang An said: "The hall is small, only two to three hundred people can sit at most. There are few customers, and the tickets are cheap. One ticket costs fifteen yuan. Even if there are three hundred people, a performance only costs four to five thousand yuan! Lin Yunshe There are so many people, and there are seven or eight young men waiting for food in the background. Teacher Cao works hard to make money outside during the day, and at night he has to kneel on the washboard to wash the clothes of his apprentices... "
Yang An said: "Can't those who listen to cross talk have requirements? Is that right? Audience friends, think about it for yourselves. If Teacher Hou and I were standing on the stage, and you were the only one listening to the cross talk, would you do it? Have an idea? For example, the two of you on the stage, don’t talk about it for now, let’s play Landlords! Do you want to fight or not?”
Before the young man could react, Yang An quickly made the final decision: "Okay! No one said this, so let me talk about other things. Five years ago, when Lin Yunshe was still at the original location, I was preparing for " "Happy Comedian" came to my door and wanted to borrow a cross talk team. When I saw Lin Yunshe's appearance, my heart dropped."
Yang An was startled, covered his mouth in surprise, and asked mischievously: "Who is it? Who wants to listen to "Fifth Watch"? Master, can this song be sung here?"
Ha ha ha ha!
Seeing Yang An play again, the palms of Li Yuxuan and Li Yuxuan were almost swollen. Li Feichuan and Zhao Ang next to them smiled for the beauty, and also cheered and cheered. No one expected that Mu Jianmin, who usually seemed aloof, would actually put his finger on When she put it in her mouth and blew it, it was still the most difficult with a rotating and undulating tone. Su Hui also leaned aside with joy.
Yang An said: "Can't those who listen to cross talk have requirements? Is that right? Audience friends, think about it for yourselves. If Teacher Hou and I were standing on the stage, and you were the only one listening to the cross talk, would you do it? Have an idea? For example, the two of you on the stage, don’t talk about it for now, let’s play Landlords! Do you want to fight or not?”
Cao Shulin asked: "How to say?"
At this time, the staff brought a tall microphone stand and placed it next to Dou Ni. The three of them stood in an interesting position. Yang An Dou on the far left and Cao Shulin stood in the middle and could be teased or praised at any time. They could even be squeezed out at any time. Hou Jian, who is standing on the right, is deliberately bullying honest people just like in previous cross talk shows.
The audience laughed and booed collectively. Why? Because it was Yang An's first public appearance on stage, and after singing the first four lines of "Wu Wu Geng", Wu Xuntu came, and he took the opportunity to slip down and escape the disaster.
Yang An said: "The hall is small, only two to three hundred people can sit at most. There are few customers, and the tickets are cheap. One ticket costs fifteen yuan. Even if there are three hundred people, a performance only costs four to five thousand yuan! Lin Yunshe There are so many people, and there are seven or eight young men waiting for food in the background. Teacher Cao works hard to make money outside during the day, and at night he has to kneel on the washboard to wash the clothes of his apprentices... "
What a pitiful audience... I am afraid that this audience will be really spoiled by Yang An today. Not only will he get upset, but he will also fall into the manhole... The audience can only laugh now.
Yang An pointed to the audience: "How is it impossible? Look at the audience, there are so many people laughing so hard that their feet are unstable!"
Cao Shulin was curious: "Why? Why can't we perform with only one audience?"
The last time Cao Shulin participated in "Super Transformation", he became very popular on the Internet because of the washboard joke. Now the washboard joke was suddenly thrown out, and everyone who was familiar with Lin Yunshe burst into laughter. stand up.
The audience clapped wildly and laughed. The image Yang An mentioned appeared in their minds. It was so funny!
Cao Shulin asked: "How to say?"
Cao Shulin laughed and pulled Yang An back, who was about to leave: "Don't go, she has to go to the women's restroom!"
Cao Shulin pushed him hard, rolled up his sleeves and planned to hit him, and said angrily: "Return to the washboard? I haven't settled the score with you about the washboard yet!"
Do the audience of Lin Yun Society have any blood feud with you? Everyone in the audience cheered up and booed, hoping that Yang An would come up with another bad idea and kill another one!
Cao Shulin pushed him hard, rolled up his sleeves and planned to hit him, and said angrily: "Return to the washboard? I haven't settled the score with you about the washboard yet!"
Cao Shulin and Hou Jian looked at each other and hesitated.
Cao Shulin and Hou Jian finally couldn't bear it anymore. Cao Shulin shouted, "Is that the troubled father?"
Everyone calmed down and watched Yang An greeting and greeting the two teachers on the stage.
Cao Shulin was curious: "Why? Why can't we perform with only one audience?"
Seeing that he was getting more and more excited and outrageous as he talked, Cao Shulin scolded: "No such request! The audience listening to the cross talk will never ask for playing mahjong in Landlords!"
Hou Jian hurriedly hugged Cao Shulin and kept comforting him. Yang An, who was so frightened that he avoided the side, also walked back with a smile, apologized again and again, and continued the topic: "Mr. Cao, Mr. Hou, you two remember, I was I said I can speak cross talk, but you two don’t believe me and you still want me to perform at the front desk?”
Seeing Yang An play again, the palms of Li Yuxuan and Li Yuxuan were almost swollen. Li Feichuan and Zhao Ang next to them smiled for the beauty, and also cheered and cheered. No one expected that Mu Jianmin, who usually seemed aloof, would actually put his finger on When she put it in her mouth and blew it, it was still the most difficult with a rotating and undulating tone. Su Hui also leaned aside with joy.
Yang An said: "Can't those who listen to cross talk have requirements? Is that right? Audience friends, think about it for yourselves. If Teacher Hou and I were standing on the stage, and you were the only one listening to the cross talk, would you do it? Have an idea? For example, the two of you on the stage, don’t talk about it for now, let’s play Landlords! Do you want to fight or not?”
Yang An pointed to the audience: "How is it impossible? Look at the audience, there are so many people laughing so hard that their feet are unstable!"
The two nodded. This was artistic processing. The fact was that Yang An only performed a short section on the spot.
Yang An asked: "Okay, he went to the toilet. There is no one under the stage in the huge Lin Yun Society hall. Who are the three of us talking about cross talk? Should we let him go first and wait for him to come back to continue talking? What about the audience? I'm so happy, oh, Lin Yunshe is so kind, go to the toilet and even have a pause function?"
Yang An said: "Okay, just wait for him to fall in. No one is willing to save him anyway. The three of us go back, and another audience will come..."
Hu~~~~
Yang An was pulled back, tidied up, and said: "Okay, just treat him as a male spectator! He went to the toilet, and the three of us went there. He was solving personal hygiene problems in the toilet, so the three of us stood outside the door. , continue to talk about cross talk there, you say, people inside heard it, are you happy or not? If you are so happy that you are so happy that you fall into the pit without squatting down, who among the three of us is going to pull him out? "
Yang An was pulled back, tidied up, and said: "Okay, just treat him as a male spectator! He went to the toilet, and the three of us went there. He was solving personal hygiene problems in the toilet, so the three of us stood outside the door. , continue to talk about cross talk there, you say, people inside heard it, are you happy or not? If you are so happy that you are so happy that you fall into the pit without squatting down, who among the three of us is going to pull him out? "
Yang An smiled proudly, with a cute and cute expression, and happily imitated the audience's tone, and said: "You three, let's not talk about cross talk for now, let's play mahjong with the four of us! This person is definitely Wang Han!"
Hu~~~~
puff!
Yang Andao: "Like today, there were hundreds of people in the audience, listening to our Lin Yun Society's cross talk, and we were very happy. When I went on the stage of the Lin Yun Society's old theater, I was thinking, this is my first time When I go on stage to talk about cross talk, I don’t want the audience to be full of 300 people. Even if there are only ten audiences, I have to perform for them. If there are only five audiences, I still have to perform, but if there is only one audience, I can’t. It’s a Dharma performance!”
Everyone calmed down and watched Yang An greeting and greeting the two teachers on the stage.
Yang An said: "Okay, just wait for him to fall in. No one is willing to save him anyway. The three of us go back, and another audience will come..."
Yang Andao: "Like today, there were hundreds of people in the audience, listening to our Lin Yun Society's cross talk, and we were very happy. When I went on the stage of the Lin Yun Society's old theater, I was thinking, this is my first time When I go on stage to talk about cross talk, I don’t want the audience to be full of 300 people. Even if there are only ten audiences, I have to perform for them. If there are only five audiences, I still have to perform, but if there is only one audience, I can’t. It’s a Dharma performance!”
Cao Shulin was curious: "Why? Why can't we perform with only one audience?"
Cao Shulin and Hou Jian couldn't refute. Yang An got excited, squinted his eyes, and asked: "What if this audience member has a stomachache and needs to go to the toilet every once in a while? The three of us will pause every time we go there. We always pause like this." It’s not a big deal, when will it be the end, right? The audience is also very considerate and continues to make requests. Don’t stop the three of you. Can you follow me? Do you want the three of us to go or not?”
Cao Shulin laughed and scolded: "What are you talking about? There are clearly three of us on the stage!"
Hou Jian shouted: "Go! The three of us stand in the toilet and talk to him about cross talk!"
The audience laughed. The eldest brother of the Tiantian brothers had been teased again. Wang Han loved to play mahjong, which was known to the whole world, but there were probably not many people who dared to make fun of him.
Yang An said seriously: "Think about it, what if the audience asks for it?"
One person fell into the toilet, and another one came
Many viewers realized that Yang An was saying: "You can't fall, right? What if you step on shit?"
The three people on the stage were obviously stunned. Yang An awkwardly waved to them: "She wants to go to the toilet, let's follow her!"
Hou Jian was surprised: "What else can a cross talk listener ask for?"
Yang An said: "Can't those who listen to cross talk have requirements? Is that right? Audience friends, think about it for yourselves. If Teacher Hou and I were standing on the stage, and you were the only one listening to the cross talk, would you do it? Have an idea? For example, the two of you on the stage, don’t talk about it for now, let’s play Landlords! Do you want to fight or not?”
So until today, it has been delayed for four years!
Later, at Yang An's wedding, a group of people from the entertainment industry made a nuptials scene and forced Yang An to sing "Watch the Fifth Night". However, he was secretive and refused to sing. He deliberately delayed it until the child turned one year old and promised to sing it by the time he was born. But in the end, no one thought about it when he passed his first birthday.
Su Hui reminded: "Listen carefully! Yang An is definitely going to talk about cross talk. This is a rare opportunity!"
Yang An was irritated by the boos. He pointed to the audience and asked, "Who ordered the song? Come forward and I promise not to beat you to death!"
Yang An said: "Can't those who listen to cross talk have requirements? Is that right? Audience friends, think about it for yourselves. If Teacher Hou and I were standing on the stage, and you were the only one listening to the cross talk, would you do it? Have an idea? For example, the two of you on the stage, don’t talk about it for now, let’s play Landlords! Do you want to fight or not?”
At this time, the staff brought a tall microphone stand and placed it next to Dou Ni. The three of them stood in an interesting position. Yang An Dou on the far left and Cao Shulin stood in the middle and could be teased or praised at any time. They could even be squeezed out at any time. Hou Jian, who is standing on the right, is deliberately bullying honest people just like in previous cross talk shows.
Pfft hahaha…
The audience burst into laughter, how could anyone make such a request? When I went to Linyun Society to listen to cross talk, what did I say to the cross talk actors about Landlords? This is so short-sighted!
After the audience gave them good-natured applause, Cao Shulin began to ask: "There was a young man who asked for a song just now and wanted to listen to "The Fifth Watch". Come on, sing one for everyone!"
The audience was going crazy. They had toyed with the male crosstalk audience, and now they are here to play with them again. The laughter will never stop today.
So until today, it has been delayed for four years!
Yang An introduced himself: "Although everyone is familiar with me, according to the rules, I have to introduce myself. My name is Yang An. I am a primary school student in the cross talk world. I have just arrived and am looking for a living in a precious place. If I am not good, please tell me. Please be patient and accommodating!"
Cao Shulin was curious: "Why? Why can't we perform with only one audience?"
Many viewers realized that Yang An was saying: "You can't fall, right? What if you step on shit?"
Cao Shulin laughed and scolded: "What are you talking about? There are clearly three of us on the stage!"
Yang An said: "The hall is small, only two to three hundred people can sit at most. There are few customers, and the tickets are cheap. One ticket costs fifteen yuan. Even if there are three hundred people, a performance only costs four to five thousand yuan! Lin Yunshe There are so many people, and there are seven or eight young men waiting for food in the background. Teacher Cao works hard to make money outside during the day, and at night he has to kneel on the washboard to wash the clothes of his apprentices... "
Cao Shulin laughed and pulled Yang An back, who was about to leave: "Don't go, she has to go to the women's restroom!"
Later, at Yang An's wedding, a group of people from the entertainment industry made a nuptials scene and forced Yang An to sing "Watch the Fifth Night". However, he was secretive and refused to sing. He deliberately delayed it until the child turned one year old and promised to sing it by the time he was born. But in the end, no one thought about it when he passed his first birthday.
Everyone calmed down and watched Yang An greeting and greeting the two teachers on the stage.
Yang An pointed to the audience: "How is it impossible? Look at the audience, there are so many people laughing so hard that their feet are unstable!"
Yang An smiled proudly, with a cute and cute expression, and happily imitated the audience's tone, and said: "You three, let's not talk about cross talk for now, let's play mahjong with the four of us! This person is definitely Wang Han!"
No one in the audience stood up. The young man who was booing held his hands on his chest and shook his head with a smile. Cao Shulin asked in shock: "Young man, I support you, don't bow to the evil forces!"
Hou Jian said to him quickly: "Don't talk nonsense. Every bathroom now has a toilet or a squat toilet. There are almost no such old-fashioned latrines even in rural areas."
Seeing Yang An play again, the palms of Li Yuxuan and Li Yuxuan were almost swollen. Li Feichuan and Zhao Ang next to them smiled for the beauty, and also cheered and cheered. No one expected that Mu Jianmin, who usually seemed aloof, would actually put his finger on When she put it in her mouth and blew it, it was still the most difficult with a rotating and undulating tone. Su Hui also leaned aside with joy.
Ha ha ha ha!
Cao Shulin laughed and pulled Yang An back, who was about to leave: "Don't go, she has to go to the women's restroom!"
Cao Shulin and Hou Jian looked at each other and hesitated.
The audience laughed. The eldest brother of the Tiantian brothers had been teased again. Wang Han loved to play mahjong, which was known to the whole world, but there were probably not many people who dared to make fun of him.
Cao Shulin laughed and scolded: "What are you talking about? There are clearly three of us on the stage!"
Cao Shulin was curious: "Why? Why can't we perform with only one audience?"
Cao Shulin laughed and scolded: "What are you talking about? There are clearly three of us on the stage!"
Yang An said: "Can't those who listen to cross talk have requirements? Is that right? Audience friends, think about it for yourselves. If Teacher Hou and I were standing on the stage, and you were the only one listening to the cross talk, would you do it? Have an idea? For example, the two of you on the stage, don’t talk about it for now, let’s play Landlords! Do you want to fight or not?”
Yang An continued to ask: "Do you want us to play or not? Do you know how old he is? Is he playing Yuedong Mahjong or Baodao Mahjong? How much does it cost?"
The audience began to chuckle. This request was very reasonable. Whether the audience went to the toilet or not was completely up to him.
Yang An said: "The hall is small, only two to three hundred people can sit at most. There are few customers, and the tickets are cheap. One ticket costs fifteen yuan. Even if there are three hundred people, a performance only costs four to five thousand yuan! Lin Yunshe There are so many people, and there are seven or eight young men waiting for food in the background. Teacher Cao works hard to make money outside during the day, and at night he has to kneel on the washboard to wash the clothes of his apprentices... "
Seeing Yang An play again, the palms of Li Yuxuan and Li Yuxuan were almost swollen. Li Feichuan and Zhao Ang next to them smiled for the beauty, and also cheered and cheered. No one expected that Mu Jianmin, who usually seemed aloof, would actually put his finger on When she put it in her mouth and blew it, it was still the most difficult with a rotating and undulating tone. Su Hui also leaned aside with joy.
The audience almost burst into tears laughing. This Yang An is so wicked. In order to make so many unreasonable demands, he tortured the audience so hard that he even had a stomachache!
Yang An said: "Can't those who listen to cross talk have requirements? Is that right? Audience friends, think about it for yourselves. If Teacher Hou and I were standing on the stage, and you were the only one listening to the cross talk, would you do it? Have an idea? For example, the two of you on the stage, don’t talk about it for now, let’s play Landlords! Do you want to fight or not?”
Yang An did not speak, but lowered his head, raised one foot, and looked at the sole of the shoe.
Seeing that he was getting more and more excited and outrageous as he talked, Cao Shulin scolded: "No such request! The audience listening to the cross talk will never ask for playing mahjong in Landlords!"
Many viewers realized that Yang An was saying: "You can't fall, right? What if you step on shit?"
After the audience gave them good-natured applause, Cao Shulin began to ask: "There was a young man who asked for a song just now and wanted to listen to "The Fifth Watch". Come on, sing one for everyone!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a female audience member shouted loudly and said, "Go!"
Yang An refused to give up and continued: "Okay, even if this request is unreasonable, then he made a reasonable request. You two, ah no, three of you, stop talking about cross talk now, I'm going to the toilet. Teacher Cao, you Let him go?"
Yang An said: "Can't those who listen to cross talk have requirements? Is that right? Audience friends, think about it for yourselves. If Teacher Hou and I were standing on the stage, and you were the only one listening to the cross talk, would you do it? Have an idea? For example, the two of you on the stage, don’t talk about it for now, let’s play Landlords! Do you want to fight or not?”
Yang An continued to ask: "Do you want us to play or not? Do you know how old he is? Is he playing Yuedong Mahjong or Baodao Mahjong? How much does it cost?"
Yang An looked at the audience and asked, "Dear friends, do you think we should go?"
Cao Shulin and Hou Jian couldn't refute. Yang An got excited, squinted his eyes, and asked: "What if this audience member has a stomachache and needs to go to the toilet every once in a while? The three of us will pause every time we go there. We always pause like this." It’s not a big deal, when will it be the end, right? The audience is also very considerate and continues to make requests. Don’t stop the three of you. Can you follow me? Do you want the three of us to go or not?”
Cao Shulin and Hou Jian looked at each other and hesitated.
The audience began to chuckle. This request was very reasonable. Whether the audience went to the toilet or not was completely up to him.
Hou Jian hurriedly hugged Cao Shulin and kept comforting him. Yang An, who was so frightened that he avoided the side, also walked back with a smile, apologized again and again, and continued the topic: "Mr. Cao, Mr. Hou, you two remember, I was I said I can speak cross talk, but you two don’t believe me and you still want me to perform at the front desk?”
Yang An pointed to the audience: "How is it impossible? Look at the audience, there are so many people laughing so hard that their feet are unstable!"
The audience burst into roars of laughter, and many people were laughing and wiping away tears. This Yang An is really not taboo about meat and vegetables, and dares to say anything!
The audience began to chuckle. This request was very reasonable. Whether the audience went to the toilet or not was completely up to him.
Yang An smiled proudly, with a cute and cute expression, and happily imitated the audience's tone, and said: "You three, let's not talk about cross talk for now, let's play mahjong with the four of us! This person is definitely Wang Han!"
Cao Shulin and Hou Jian couldn't refute. Yang An got excited, squinted his eyes, and asked: "What if this audience member has a stomachache and needs to go to the toilet every once in a while? The three of us will pause every time we go there. We always pause like this." It’s not a big deal, when will it be the end, right? The audience is also very considerate and continues to make requests. Don’t stop the three of you. Can you follow me? Do you want the three of us to go or not?”
The audience laughed and booed collectively. Why? Because it was Yang An's first public appearance on stage, and after singing the first four lines of "Wu Wu Geng", Wu Xuntu came, and he took the opportunity to slip down and escape the disaster.
Hu~~~~
After the audience gave them good-natured applause, Cao Shulin began to ask: "There was a young man who asked for a song just now and wanted to listen to "The Fifth Watch". Come on, sing one for everyone!"
Yang An looked at the audience and asked, "Dear friends, do you think we should go?"
Yang An asked: "Okay, he went to the toilet. There is no one under the stage in the huge Lin Yun Society hall. Who are the three of us talking about cross talk? Should we let him go first and wait for him to come back to continue talking? What about the audience? I'm so happy, oh, Lin Yunshe is so kind, go to the toilet and even have a pause function?"
Yang An said: "The hall is small, only two to three hundred people can sit at most. There are few customers, and the tickets are cheap. One ticket costs fifteen yuan. Even if there are three hundred people, a performance only costs four to five thousand yuan! Lin Yunshe There are so many people, and there are seven or eight young men waiting for food in the background. Teacher Cao works hard to make money outside during the day, and at night he has to kneel on the washboard to wash the clothes of his apprentices... "
Cao Shulin asked: "How to say?"
The audience clapped wildly and laughed. The image Yang An mentioned appeared in their minds. It was so funny!
Yang An continued to ask: "Do you want us to play or not? Do you know how old he is? Is he playing Yuedong Mahjong or Baodao Mahjong? How much does it cost?"
Cao Shulin shook his head and said, "This is impossible!"
Cao Shulin and Hou Jian couldn't refute. Yang An got excited, squinted his eyes, and asked: "What if this audience member has a stomachache and needs to go to the toilet every once in a while? The three of us will pause every time we go there. We always pause like this." It’s not a big deal, when will it be the end, right? The audience is also very considerate and continues to make requests. Don’t stop the three of you. Can you follow me? Do you want the three of us to go or not?”
Yang An was startled, covered his mouth in surprise, and asked mischievously: "Who is it? Who wants to listen to "Fifth Watch"? Master, can this song be sung here?"
So until today, it has been delayed for four years!
Everyone calmed down and watched Yang An greeting and greeting the two teachers on the stage.
The audience laughed. The eldest brother of the Tiantian brothers had been teased again. Wang Han loved to play mahjong, which was known to the whole world, but there were probably not many people who dared to make fun of him.
A new trick can be eaten all over the world. This no longer works. The debt owed when you were young will have to be repaid sooner or later!
Yang An was irritated by the boos. He pointed to the audience and asked, "Who ordered the song? Come forward and I promise not to beat you to death!"
A new trick can be eaten all over the world. This no longer works. The debt owed when you were young will have to be repaid sooner or later!
The audience burst into roars of laughter, and many people were laughing and wiping away tears. This Yang An is really not taboo about meat and vegetables, and dares to say anything!
Pfft hahaha…
After the audience gave them good-natured applause, Cao Shulin began to ask: "There was a young man who asked for a song just now and wanted to listen to "The Fifth Watch". Come on, sing one for everyone!"
Hou Jian said to him quickly: "Don't talk nonsense. Every bathroom now has a toilet or a squat toilet. There are almost no such old-fashioned latrines even in rural areas."
Everyone calmed down and watched Yang An greeting and greeting the two teachers on the stage.
Cao Shulin waved his hand: "What can't you sing? Today's program will not be broadcast live on the TV station. At most, it will be the exclusive purchase of online broadcast rights by Tomato Video Network. If it really doesn't pass, I will cut you off, right?"
Yang An said: "Okay, just wait for him to fall in. No one is willing to save him anyway. The three of us go back, and another audience will come..."
A new trick can be eaten all over the world. This no longer works. The debt owed when you were young will have to be repaid sooner or later!
Yang An looked at the audience and asked, "Dear friends, do you think we should go?"
The audience almost burst into tears laughing. This Yang An is so wicked. In order to make so many unreasonable demands, he tortured the audience so hard that he even had a stomachache!
Yang An did not speak, but lowered his head, raised one foot, and looked at the sole of the shoe.
The female audience member who was booing was also funny. She was supported by the people around her and she laughed so much that she was lying on the shoulders of the people next to her. No one expected that Yang An would respond so quickly and it turned out to be so funny!
Yang An said seriously: "Think about it, what if the audience asks for it?"
Cao Shulin shook his head and said, "This is impossible!"
Cao Shulin and Hou Jian finally couldn't bear it anymore. Cao Shulin shouted, "Is that the troubled father?"
The audience began to chuckle. This request was very reasonable. Whether the audience went to the toilet or not was completely up to him.
Later, at Yang An's wedding, a group of people from the entertainment industry made a nuptials scene and forced Yang An to sing "Watch the Fifth Night". However, he was secretive and refused to sing. He deliberately delayed it until the child turned one year old and promised to sing it by the time he was born. But in the end, no one thought about it when he passed his first birthday.
What a pitiful audience... I am afraid that this audience will be really spoiled by Yang An today. Not only will he get upset, but he will also fall into the manhole... The audience can only laugh now.
The two nodded. This was artistic processing. The fact was that Yang An only performed a short section on the spot.
Cao Shulin asked: "How to say?"
Hou Jian shouted: "Go! The three of us stand in the toilet and talk to him about cross talk!"
Yang An was irritated by the boos. He pointed to the audience and asked, "Who ordered the song? Come forward and I promise not to beat you to death!"
Yang An did not speak, but lowered his head, raised one foot, and looked at the sole of the shoe.
Yang An was irritated by the boos. He pointed to the audience and asked, "Who ordered the song? Come forward and I promise not to beat you to death!"
Yang An looked at the audience and asked, "Dear friends, do you think we should go?"
Yang An said: "Okay, just wait for him to fall in. No one is willing to save him anyway. The three of us go back, and another audience will come..."
It can be seen that whether a person is happy has nothing to do with the amount of his assets. The most important thing is his mood!
Cao Shulin pushed him hard, rolled up his sleeves and planned to hit him, and said angrily: "Return to the washboard? I haven't settled the score with you about the washboard yet!"
Hou Jian also laughed: "You kid, don't make excuses! The one you're talking about is a male audience member, he's a man!"
Do the audience of Lin Yun Society have any blood feud with you? Everyone in the audience cheered up and booed, hoping that Yang An would come up with another bad idea and kill another one!
As soon as he finished speaking, a female audience member shouted loudly and said, "Go!"
Cao Shulin and Hou Jian couldn't refute. Yang An got excited, squinted his eyes, and asked: "What if this audience member has a stomachache and needs to go to the toilet every once in a while? The three of us will pause every time we go there. We always pause like this." It’s not a big deal, when will it be the end, right? The audience is also very considerate and continues to make requests. Don’t stop the three of you. Can you follow me? Do you want the three of us to go or not?”
Cao Shulin waved his hand: "What can't you sing? Today's program will not be broadcast live on the TV station. At most, it will be the exclusive purchase of online broadcast rights by Tomato Video Network. If it really doesn't pass, I will cut you off, right?"
One person fell into the toilet, and another one came
The three people on the stage were obviously stunned. Yang An awkwardly waved to them: "She wants to go to the toilet, let's follow her!"
The female audience member who was booing was also funny. She was supported by the people around her and she laughed so much that she was lying on the shoulders of the people next to her. No one expected that Yang An would respond so quickly and it turned out to be so funny!
Ha ha ha ha!
Yang An refused to give up and continued: "Okay, even if this request is unreasonable, then he made a reasonable request. You two, ah no, three of you, stop talking about cross talk now, I'm going to the toilet. Teacher Cao, you Let him go?"
Yang An refused to give up and continued: "Okay, even if this request is unreasonable, then he made a reasonable request. You two, ah no, three of you, stop talking about cross talk now, I'm going to the toilet. Teacher Cao, you Let him go?"
Hahaha!
Cao Shulin asked: "How to say?"
Cao Shulin laughed and pulled Yang An back, who was about to leave: "Don't go, she has to go to the women's restroom!"
Hou Jian shouted: "Go! The three of us stand in the toilet and talk to him about cross talk!"
Ha ha ha ha!
Yang An smiled proudly, with a cute and cute expression, and happily imitated the audience's tone, and said: "You three, let's not talk about cross talk for now, let's play mahjong with the four of us! This person is definitely Wang Han!"
Cao Shulin pushed him hard, rolled up his sleeves and planned to hit him, and said angrily: "Return to the washboard? I haven't settled the score with you about the washboard yet!"
Yang An did not speak, but lowered his head, raised one foot, and looked at the sole of the shoe.
Su Hui reminded: "Listen carefully! Yang An is definitely going to talk about cross talk. This is a rare opportunity!"
Hou Jian also laughed: "You kid, don't make excuses! The one you're talking about is a male audience member, he's a man!"
Yang An was startled, covered his mouth in surprise, and asked mischievously: "Who is it? Who wants to listen to "Fifth Watch"? Master, can this song be sung here?"
Hou Jian shouted: "Go! The three of us stand in the toilet and talk to him about cross talk!"
Yang An did not speak, but lowered his head, raised one foot, and looked at the sole of the shoe.
So until today, it has been delayed for four years!
Yang An was pulled back, tidied up, and said: "Okay, just treat him as a male spectator! He went to the toilet, and the three of us went there. He was solving personal hygiene problems in the toilet, so the three of us stood outside the door. , continue to talk about cross talk there, you say, people inside heard it, are you happy or not? If you are so happy that you are so happy that you fall into the pit without squatting down, who among the three of us is going to pull him out? "
Yang Andao: "Like today, there were hundreds of people in the audience, listening to our Lin Yun Society's cross talk, and we were very happy. When I went on the stage of the Lin Yun Society's old theater, I was thinking, this is my first time When I go on stage to talk about cross talk, I don’t want the audience to be full of 300 people. Even if there are only ten audiences, I have to perform for them. If there are only five audiences, I still have to perform, but if there is only one audience, I can’t. It’s a Dharma performance!”
Pfft hahaha…
A new trick can be eaten all over the world. This no longer works. The debt owed when you were young will have to be repaid sooner or later!
The audience burst into roars of laughter, and many people were laughing and wiping away tears. This Yang An is really not taboo about meat and vegetables, and dares to say anything!
Yang An said: "The hall is small, only two to three hundred people can sit at most. There are few customers, and the tickets are cheap. One ticket costs fifteen yuan. Even if there are three hundred people, a performance only costs four to five thousand yuan! Lin Yunshe There are so many people, and there are seven or eight young men waiting for food in the background. Teacher Cao works hard to make money outside during the day, and at night he has to kneel on the washboard to wash the clothes of his apprentices... "
Cao Shulin shook his head and said, "This is impossible!"
The audience laughed and booed collectively. Why? Because it was Yang An's first public appearance on stage, and after singing the first four lines of "Wu Wu Geng", Wu Xuntu came, and he took the opportunity to slip down and escape the disaster.
The female audience member who was booing was also funny. She was supported by the people around her and she laughed so much that she was lying on the shoulders of the people next to her. No one expected that Yang An would respond so quickly and it turned out to be so funny!
The audience almost burst into tears laughing. This Yang An is so wicked. In order to make so many unreasonable demands, he tortured the audience so hard that he even had a stomachache!
The audience almost burst into tears laughing. This Yang An is so wicked. In order to make so many unreasonable demands, he tortured the audience so hard that he even had a stomachache!
The female audience member who was booing was also funny. She was supported by the people around her and she laughed so much that she was lying on the shoulders of the people next to her. No one expected that Yang An would respond so quickly and it turned out to be so funny!
Yang An did not speak, but lowered his head, raised one foot, and looked at the sole of the shoe.
Ha ha ha ha!
Yang Andao: "Like today, there were hundreds of people in the audience, listening to our Lin Yun Society's cross talk, and we were very happy. When I went on the stage of the Lin Yun Society's old theater, I was thinking, this is my first time When I go on stage to talk about cross talk, I don’t want the audience to be full of 300 people. Even if there are only ten audiences, I have to perform for them. If there are only five audiences, I still have to perform, but if there is only one audience, I can’t. It’s a Dharma performance!”
Hu~~~~
At this time, the staff brought a tall microphone stand and placed it next to Dou Ni. The three of them stood in an interesting position. Yang An Dou on the far left and Cao Shulin stood in the middle and could be teased or praised at any time. They could even be squeezed out at any time. Hou Jian, who is standing on the right, is deliberately bullying honest people just like in previous cross talk shows.
Yang An was pulled back, tidied up, and said: "Okay, just treat him as a male spectator! He went to the toilet, and the three of us went there. He was solving personal hygiene problems in the toilet, so the three of us stood outside the door. , continue to talk about cross talk there, you say, people inside heard it, are you happy or not? If you are so happy that you are so happy that you fall into the pit without squatting down, who among the three of us is going to pull him out? "
"right!"
Cao Shulin and Hou Jian looked at each other and hesitated.
As soon as he finished speaking, a female audience member shouted loudly and said, "Go!"
What a pitiful audience... I am afraid that this audience will be really spoiled by Yang An today. Not only will he get upset, but he will also fall into the manhole... The audience can only laugh now.
The audience was going crazy. They had toyed with the male crosstalk audience, and now they are here to play with them again. The laughter will never stop today.
The audience began to chuckle. This request was very reasonable. Whether the audience went to the toilet or not was completely up to him.
The last time Cao Shulin participated in "Super Transformation", he became very popular on the Internet because of the washboard joke. Now the washboard joke was suddenly thrown out, and everyone who was familiar with Lin Yunshe burst into laughter. stand up.
The female audience member who was booing was also funny. She was supported by the people around her and she laughed so much that she was lying on the shoulders of the people next to her. No one expected that Yang An would respond so quickly and it turned out to be so funny!
No one in the audience stood up. The young man who was booing held his hands on his chest and shook his head with a smile. Cao Shulin asked in shock: "Young man, I support you, don't bow to the evil forces!"
Yang An continued to ask: "Do you want us to play or not? Do you know how old he is? Is he playing Yuedong Mahjong or Baodao Mahjong? How much does it cost?"
Yang An asked: "Okay, he went to the toilet. There is no one under the stage in the huge Lin Yun Society hall. Who are the three of us talking about cross talk? Should we let him go first and wait for him to come back to continue talking? What about the audience? I'm so happy, oh, Lin Yunshe is so kind, go to the toilet and even have a pause function?"
Cao Shulin shook his head and said, "This is impossible!"
A new trick can be eaten all over the world. This no longer works. The debt owed when you were young will have to be repaid sooner or later!
The audience laughed. The eldest brother of the Tiantian brothers had been teased again. Wang Han loved to play mahjong, which was known to the whole world, but there were probably not many people who dared to make fun of him.
One person fell into the toilet, and another one came
Yang An pointed to the audience: "How is it impossible? Look at the audience, there are so many people laughing so hard that their feet are unstable!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a female audience member shouted loudly and said, "Go!"
So until today, it has been delayed for four years!
Hu~~~~
It can be seen that whether a person is happy has nothing to do with the amount of his assets. The most important thing is his mood!
The female audience member who was booing was also funny. She was supported by the people around her and she laughed so much that she was lying on the shoulders of the people next to her. No one expected that Yang An would respond so quickly and it turned out to be so funny!
puff!
Yang An smiled proudly, with a cute and cute expression, and happily imitated the audience's tone, and said: "You three, let's not talk about cross talk for now, let's play mahjong with the four of us! This person is definitely Wang Han!"
The audience was going crazy. They had toyed with the male crosstalk audience, and now they are here to play with them again. The laughter will never stop today.
Yang An did not speak, but lowered his head, raised one foot, and looked at the sole of the shoe.
Hu~~~~
Cao Shulin and Hou Jian couldn't refute. Yang An got excited, squinted his eyes, and asked: "What if this audience member has a stomachache and needs to go to the toilet every once in a while? The three of us will pause every time we go there. We always pause like this." It’s not a big deal, when will it be the end, right? The audience is also very considerate and continues to make requests. Don’t stop the three of you. Can you follow me? Do you want the three of us to go or not?”
Su Hui reminded: "Listen carefully! Yang An is definitely going to talk about cross talk. This is a rare opportunity!"
Yang An pointed to the audience: "How is it impossible? Look at the audience, there are so many people laughing so hard that their feet are unstable!"
Yang An looked at the audience and asked, "Dear friends, do you think we should go?"
Hou Jian said to him quickly: "Don't talk nonsense. Every bathroom now has a toilet or a squat toilet. There are almost no such old-fashioned latrines even in rural areas."
Cao Shulin and Hou Jian finally couldn't bear it anymore. Cao Shulin shouted, "Is that the troubled father?"
Seeing Yang An play again, the palms of Li Yuxuan and Li Yuxuan were almost swollen. Li Feichuan and Zhao Ang next to them smiled for the beauty, and also cheered and cheered. No one expected that Mu Jianmin, who usually seemed aloof, would actually put his finger on When she put it in her mouth and blew it, it was still the most difficult with a rotating and undulating tone. Su Hui also leaned aside with joy.
Yang An was irritated by the boos. He pointed to the audience and asked, "Who ordered the song? Come forward and I promise not to beat you to death!"
Cao Shulin asked: "How to say?"
Yang An continued to ask: "Do you want us to play or not? Do you know how old he is? Is he playing Yuedong Mahjong or Baodao Mahjong? How much does it cost?"
Yang An was irritated by the boos. He pointed to the audience and asked, "Who ordered the song? Come forward and I promise not to beat you to death!"
Yang An did not speak, but lowered his head, raised one foot, and looked at the sole of the shoe.
What a pitiful audience... I am afraid that this audience will be really spoiled by Yang An today. Not only will he get upset, but he will also fall into the manhole... The audience can only laugh now.
Hou Jian hurriedly hugged Cao Shulin and kept comforting him. Yang An, who was so frightened that he avoided the side, also walked back with a smile, apologized again and again, and continued the topic: "Mr. Cao, Mr. Hou, you two remember, I was I said I can speak cross talk, but you two don’t believe me and you still want me to perform at the front desk?”
A new trick can be eaten all over the world. This no longer works. The debt owed when you were young will have to be repaid sooner or later!
This was not said out loud, but Yang An was still implicit. But at this moment, he could only feel it but not express it in words. The laughter produced by this action was no worse than saying it, and at least it didn't sound like "peeing shit" in the literal sense, making it even more funny. .
At this time, the staff brought a tall microphone stand and placed it next to Dou Ni. The three of them stood in an interesting position. Yang An Dou on the far left and Cao Shulin stood in the middle and could be teased or praised at any time. They could even be squeezed out at any time. Hou Jian, who is standing on the right, is deliberately bullying honest people just like in previous cross talk shows.
Yang An asked: "Okay, he went to the toilet. There is no one under the stage in the huge Lin Yun Society hall. Who are the three of us talking about cross talk? Should we let him go first and wait for him to come back to continue talking? What about the audience? I'm so happy, oh, Lin Yunshe is so kind, go to the toilet and even have a pause function?"
The three people on the stage were obviously stunned. Yang An awkwardly waved to them: "She wants to go to the toilet, let's follow her!"
The audience began to chuckle. This request was very reasonable. Whether the audience went to the toilet or not was completely up to him.
Hahaha!
Yang An smiled proudly, with a cute and cute expression, and happily imitated the audience's tone, and said: "You three, let's not talk about cross talk for now, let's play mahjong with the four of us! This person is definitely Wang Han!"
Yang An said: "Okay, just wait for him to fall in. No one is willing to save him anyway. The three of us go back, and another audience will come..."
Many viewers realized that Yang An was saying: "You can't fall, right? What if you step on shit?"
Cao Shulin laughed and scolded: "What are you talking about? There are clearly three of us on the stage!"
Yang An smiled proudly, with a cute and cute expression, and happily imitated the audience's tone, and said: "You three, let's not talk about cross talk for now, let's play mahjong with the four of us! This person is definitely Wang Han!"
This was not said out loud, but Yang An was still implicit. But at this moment, he could only feel it but not express it in words. The laughter produced by this action was no worse than saying it, and at least it didn't sound like "peeing shit" in the literal sense, making it even more funny. .
Su Hui reminded: "Listen carefully! Yang An is definitely going to talk about cross talk. This is a rare opportunity!"
"right!"
Yang An said: "The hall is small, only two to three hundred people can sit at most. There are few customers, and the tickets are cheap. One ticket costs fifteen yuan. Even if there are three hundred people, a performance only costs four to five thousand yuan! Lin Yunshe There are so many people, and there are seven or eight young men waiting for food in the background. Teacher Cao works hard to make money outside during the day, and at night he has to kneel on the washboard to wash the clothes of his apprentices... "
Hahaha!
No one in the audience stood up. The young man who was booing held his hands on his chest and shook his head with a smile. Cao Shulin asked in shock: "Young man, I support you, don't bow to the evil forces!"
Yang An said: "Okay, just wait for him to fall in. No one is willing to save him anyway. The three of us go back, and another audience will come..."
Yang An was irritated by the boos. He pointed to the audience and asked, "Who ordered the song? Come forward and I promise not to beat you to death!"
Hu~~~~
puff!
Yang An said: "Okay, just wait for him to fall in. No one is willing to save him anyway. The three of us go back, and another audience will come..."
Cao Shulin was curious: "Why? Why can't we perform with only one audience?"
Cao Shulin and Hou Jian finally couldn't bear it anymore. Cao Shulin shouted, "Is that the troubled father?"
One person fell into the toilet, and another one came
Yang An introduced himself: "Although everyone is familiar with me, according to the rules, I have to introduce myself. My name is Yang An. I am a primary school student in the cross talk world. I have just arrived and am looking for a living in a precious place. If I am not good, please tell me. Please be patient and accommodating!"
Cao Shulin laughed and scolded: "What are you talking about? There are clearly three of us on the stage!"
Yang An said: "The hall is small, only two to three hundred people can sit at most. There are few customers, and the tickets are cheap. One ticket costs fifteen yuan. Even if there are three hundred people, a performance only costs four to five thousand yuan! Lin Yunshe There are so many people, and there are seven or eight young men waiting for food in the background. Teacher Cao works hard to make money outside during the day, and at night he has to kneel on the washboard to wash the clothes of his apprentices... "
Cao Shulin laughed and pulled Yang An back, who was about to leave: "Don't go, she has to go to the women's restroom!"
Yang An said: "The hall is small, only two to three hundred people can sit at most. There are few customers, and the tickets are cheap. One ticket costs fifteen yuan. Even if there are three hundred people, a performance only costs four to five thousand yuan! Lin Yunshe There are so many people, and there are seven or eight young men waiting for food in the background. Teacher Cao works hard to make money outside during the day, and at night he has to kneel on the washboard to wash the clothes of his apprentices... "
Cao Shulin and Hou Jian finally couldn't bear it anymore. Cao Shulin shouted, "Is that the troubled father?"
Cao Shulin laughed and scolded: "What are you talking about? There are clearly three of us on the stage!"
The female audience member who was booing was also funny. She was supported by the people around her and she laughed so much that she was lying on the shoulders of the people next to her. No one expected that Yang An would respond so quickly and it turned out to be so funny!
Do the audience of Lin Yun Society have any blood feud with you? Everyone in the audience cheered up and booed, hoping that Yang An would come up with another bad idea and kill another one!
Cao Shulin pushed him hard, rolled up his sleeves and planned to hit him, and said angrily: "Return to the washboard? I haven't settled the score with you about the washboard yet!"
Cao Shulin shook his head and said, "This is impossible!"
Yang An was irritated by the boos. He pointed to the audience and asked, "Who ordered the song? Come forward and I promise not to beat you to death!"
Yang Andao: "Like today, there were hundreds of people in the audience, listening to our Lin Yun Society's cross talk, and we were very happy. When I went on the stage of the Lin Yun Society's old theater, I was thinking, this is my first time When I go on stage to talk about cross talk, I don’t want the audience to be full of 300 people. Even if there are only ten audiences, I have to perform for them. If there are only five audiences, I still have to perform, but if there is only one audience, I can’t. It’s a Dharma performance!”
After the audience gave them good-natured applause, Cao Shulin began to ask: "There was a young man who asked for a song just now and wanted to listen to "The Fifth Watch". Come on, sing one for everyone!"