Today is Lin Yunshe’s Reminiscing About the Sufferings and Thinking of Sweetness event. Yang An used this set of jokes to show Lin Yunshe’s difficulties in the early days of starting a business very well. It is particularly true and believable. There is sadness in the forced smile, and the atmosphere suddenly changes. Get cold.
Cao Shulin and Hou Jian sat on two chairs on the stage. Their old apprentices came out from the backstage one after another and stood on both sides, and then the new apprentices entered.
Hou Jian gave a thumbs up: "Good comrade, don't make trouble!"
Half an hour later, Li Yuxuan's patience gradually disappeared. The crosstalk on the stage was good, but they were both disciples of Lin Yunshe. Her crosstalk skills were still far behind those of Cao Shulin and Hou Jian, and her flexibility and adaptability were not as good as those of Yang An. host, so in terms of excitement, many programs are indeed not as good as the first one.
When the program finally moved to the spy game to tear off the famous brand, as soon as the double agent setting of Ou Di and Yang An came out, Li Yuxuan thought of something.
But since more than ten years ago, cross talk has been in decline. Teahouses and small theaters have been closed down one after another. This situation of more than a dozen people talking to an audience has not happened once or twice in theaters and teahouses everywhere. Many crosstalk artists have There are many more people who have experienced this kind of embarrassing scene, but have gained nothing and have nothing to do.
She took off her earphones and asked Su Momo next to her: "We just saw Odie, right?"
Hou Jian, an old dirty turtle, added at the right time: "Shall we follow?"
The audience chuckled. Everyone wanted to know what Yang An would do. Should he apologize, make extra time to compensate, or just laugh it off
Su Momo thought for a while: "It seems so. I saw him going to the backstage. What's wrong?"
Cao Shulin nodded frequently: "That's right!"
Yang An breathed a sigh of relief and pointed in the direction of the gentleman, with a very soothing expression on his face: "Ah, great, here comes another one, the number of people is balanced, you can say!"
"I want a refund!"
The audience booed and burst into laughter. What a stinky Mang. He refused to refund the tickets and still served the purpose. It was so lousy!
Running Man is very interesting. This issue is a special episode of Tiantian Brothers. Li Yuxuan was very familiar with Wang Han and the others when she was still in school, and she was also obsessed with Wang Han, a mature big brother. But now that she has Yang An, she has also moved on. In Love, although everyone appears on the same show, her focus is almost entirely on Yang An.
"Refund!"
The sounds of refunds came and went in the audience, and everyone was making noises, deliberately teasing Yang An.
Yang An looked over and saw that there was a group of people from the entertainment industry making a fuss. Who was taking the lead? Translated by Zhang Jia!
At this time, a female audience member in the audience took a phone and bent down to leave.
Running Man was about to play. Li Yuxuan took out her mobile phone from her bag, put on her headphones, and prepared to take some time to watch.
Su Momo came over and whispered: "I created the opportunity for you, you have to seize it~"
Yang An chuckled: "Then we are still men. It will be convenient for us to go to the toilet later, right? Okay, this male audience member sat down with an uneasy face and looked at us without daring to say a word. I said, this friend, please listen to the cross talk down below and don’t make trouble. If there is a fight, you can’t run away. I have more people backstage than you!”
Su Momo and Li Yuxuan in the audience couldn't stop throughout the whole process, their faces hurt from laughing. The two women laughed so hard that they supported each other and lost their composure several times.
The audience all laughed and applauded. If you are serious about telling lies, the cross talk actor is the best, and bragging is nothing more than that.
This question continued until the end. The tenth anniversary celebration, a lively two hours, will always end. Yang An announced the beginning of the last link, which is also the most important link that Lin Yunshe invites guests to witness today - closing. Become a disciple!
Cao Shulin laughed and scolded: "Why are you so poor? It doesn't matter what you say, whether it's a boy or a girl, you love whoever you want!"
Zhao Ang came over and asked in a low voice: "I have a big tablet here. It looks comfortable. Can I lend it to you?"
The applause gradually grew louder, and many people could understand their difficulty, especially the seniors in the cross talk industry. When they heard this little joke, they all sighed and sighed in the audience, with red eyes.
Lin Yunshe has developed to this day, and it’s time to recruit disciples, carry forward, and reap rewards.
Yang An proudly said: "Although the audience was scared, my wife's check-up call was even more terrifying. He first smiled at me ingratiatingly, and then whispered, Hey, wife, I'm listening to the cross talk! Really, I'm with you Come on, I spent fifteen yuan today to hire thirteen people to do cross talk for me..."
Li Yuxuan rolled her eyes at her, thanked Zhao Ang next to her, and looked seriously.
The opening program was so joyful. Yang An was teasing for a while and then became the one to cheer. Cao Shulin was the one to tease. He and Hou Jian, one young and one young, followed suit, which also caused bursts of laughter.
The whole audience burst into laughter, and the little sadness that had just arisen was diluted again.
Cao Shulin and Hou Jian were speechless. Their cell phones rang. It was indeed much better than going to the toilet.
The photographer gave a huge close-up of the camp of twenty-four new disciples, and the whole crowd was in an uproar.
And the teacher he studied under was Cao Shulin!
Originally, Cao Shulin wanted to blame him, but another gentleman came over from the other side. He must have left just now and returned now.
Crosstalk was still very popular 20 or 30 years ago. At that time, people across the country had very few means of entertainment. Apart from these limited items, there were no other channels at all. These crosstalk artists opened teahouses and stayed in some small theaters. At least I can still think of myself as an artist, run business shows all over the country, and earn a living.
This uncle is like a naughty boy. He was teased so miserably by Yang An at the Golden Eagle Festival a few years ago that he almost collapsed. Today he took the opportunity to fight back, just to make fun of him!
A few seconds after the booing, there was still no one on the stage speaking. Cao Shulin was surprised and motioned to Yang An: "You are so funny, are you talking?"
"If he can be one-tenth as good as Yang An, I can consider dating him..." Li Yuxuan thought to herself. She wanted to continue to be reserved, but Yang An on the stage threw another burden to amuse her. I can’t stop!
Next, Yang An said: "I just talked about Lin Yunshe's most difficult period in the beginning. It was not easy to do crosstalk at that time. Not only were there few audiences, but the income was not high. In addition, the requirements for our crosstalk actors were also high."
It's always bad to push and yell. If the body is touched while pushing, Li Yuxuan will be even more embarrassed. She is wearing a short skirt today, and her white thighs are exposed. They are thin and long. I don't know how much she has been attracted. A man's vision.
Li Yuxuan hesitated and remained reserved for a moment, but Zhao Ang couldn't help but take out the latest tablet, the one with 4G data traffic, and stuff it into her hand.
Yang An rolled up his sleeves and asked carelessly: "When we come back, there will be another one in the hall. May I ask you two, is it a boy or girl this time?"
Yang An said: "This male spectator is actually quite nice. He didn't go to the toilet and didn't even dare to take a sip of water for fear of being beaten."
Zhang Jiayi laughed so hard that he couldn't even open his eyes. The whole audience roared with laughter and thunderous applause. Yang An's aggrieved look, obviously taking advantage of him and pretending to be pitiful, made everyone laugh.
Li Yuxuan's depression during this period has been swept away. Her favorite idol is so awesome. Whether she is talking about cross talk on stage or playing variety shows on TV, he is so perfect that she can't help but love him.
The first one to go was Odie!
Cao Shulin asked in confusion: "Yes, what should I do?"
Li Yuxuan was surprised: "Tiantian brother Wang Han and the others didn't come to support us today, but why did Odie come?"
The audience chuckled, and Cao Shulin sighed with emotion: "It's a joke, but it's very sad..."
The three people on the stage were stunned, and Cao Shulin murmured: "This girl has gone to the toilet."
Yang An glanced at Hou Jian: "But after listening to the cross talk for a while, his cell phone rang. It was a check-up call from his wife. He must answer it. Is this a request that is too much?"
Yang An didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Uncle Zhang Jiayi, come up here! This is our first show, and you ruined the good start. Are you sorry? You didn't mean to cause trouble, and you even refunded the tickets. I have more than a dozen people backstage. Well, shouldn't I beat you up? We comedians have a better temper, but other service industry practitioners would have rolled up their sleeves and rushed off... "
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Yang Andao: "Crosstalk is all about words. The three of us stop here, tell a scene with our mouths, outline a picture, and bring the audience into our story world. Experienced teachers like you two There must be no problem as an artist, but the audience knows that my basic skills are not good, so I will inevitably make mistakes when I talk. What if I make a mistake?"
Yang An put his hands in his sleeves and shrugged: "Isn't this a pause? Wait for her to come back! Let's not be idle and let's fight the Landlord!"
The whole audience booed. These unscrupulous guys really want to go to the toilet with other girls
Hou Jian sighed: "That's the reason!"
When looking for a boyfriend, she should look for someone like Yang An. Li Yuxuan was more determined to this idea. Sitting next to her was Zhao Ang, Mu Jianmin’s cousin and a second-generation rich man. He seemed to be very interested in her. From Su Momo She could also feel it in his cunning hint.
After Yang An performed his first show, he did not perform seriously on stage anymore. However, his hosting skills became more and more profound, his words and deeds became more and more calm, and he firmly controlled the rhythm of the stage. Every guest on the stage All very satisfied.
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Yang An just finished speaking, feeling a little sensational, and waved in that direction: "Hey girl, wait a minute, why are you leaving again? Where are you going? Come back~~"
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The audience booed again. Today's paused joke must have been ruined by Yang An. If anyone in the cross talk world wants to renovate in the future, I'm afraid they won't be able to surpass Yang An's version!
Yang An said seriously: "No refunds! Alas, I'm afraid someone will stand up and ask for a refund. That won't work. If you say something wrong, you won't be refunded! No refunds are our service tenet!"
Part of the audience burst into laughter, while the rest chuckled. At the same time, they also applauded the three to encourage them.