"Let's make some progress, okay? Just wanting to guarantee the bottom line is too unrealistic! Let's brainstorm and figure out how to sell it!"
When this task was announced, the six male gods were dumbfounded. How should this be accomplished
Everyone cheered in unison: "Teacher Cao, don't be so modest. Let's treat it as the first time we talk about cross talk in Vienna today!"
Cao Shulin quickly handed over his hand: "Lao Zhang, thank you for your attention, but I have never spoken cross talk in Vienna, and my audience are all overseas Chinese. Are all the tourists here from all over the world here today? They are all black and white, I just took a look outside and saw no Asians!"
During the day, there are basically unknown small bands, or passers-by and tourists come to the stage to interact, and there are also professional masters invited by musical instrument manufacturers to perform. At night, when the flow of people is the largest, well-known bands will take turns to take the stage. The organizer will make a decision a few days in advance. Posters were promoted and pushed online on the Vienna Tourism APP to attract tourists. Today’s main band is the Black Eyed Peas.
Countless domestic audiences burst into laughter for the second time, holding their foreheads and looking at each other. These three male gods must have added one more character and turned into three male psychos. These people are so crazy!
"Pfft..."
Dunchao smiled and said: "When you become famous at the music festival, make a signed version of stinky tofu or something like that. Maybe someone will buy it for 10 euros."
Of course, she was not wearing revealing low-waisted pants like in the MV, but she was an actress known for her figure. She had a slender hip and a small waist. The dance scene looked super hot, and everyone around her was taking pictures. Palm laughed and jumped up together.
This Yanganma liked to use more pungent perfume. Yang An's nose felt a little choked, and his body couldn't stand the teasing of this hot beauty. He hid in embarrassment: "Fei Ji, you are even more beautiful!"
Maybe the audience didn't feel much about it at the time. Maybe it was because the singer had his own personality
Yang An and the other six saw a box full of vacuum-packed stinky tofu. It looked like there were about a hundred pieces of it, which meant that each piece would be sold for at least 6 euros in order to collect the 600 euros for the six people's activities tomorrow.
"That's right! Strive to carry forward the art of cross talk in China and make foreigners fall in love with it. Teacher Cao, the great renaissance of Chinese civilization depends on you!"
The audience looked over and saw that this man turned out to be an Asian with yellow skin and black hair. However, it was undeniable that his face was very beautiful and he should be a handsome type. In addition to wearing a white top hat, he also had bright shiny hair on his ears. She has sparkling earrings and wears a pink suit jacket with a round-neck, close-fitting white vest underneath. The muscle lines between her chest and abdomen are clearly visible.
"So we have to carry out concept packaging. Some people are responsible for packaging and some people are responsible for marketing."
"I still think that the male idol in my heart is dressed like this! I really want to say four words! I! Good! Like! I like it!"
The voiceover introduced that the Vienna Music Festival lasted for ten days, with performances starting at 2 p.m. every day.
Seeing Bell eating a piece of stinky tofu, the extremely twisted expression of pain on his face, and his movements that almost made him nauseous, the audience in front of the TV felt proud in their hearts. You kid, you can't even eat stinky tofu. If you go on, how can you claim to be the strongest jungler on earth
One is Li Jingtian, wearing a khaki leather jacket, and the other is Dunchao, wearing a complete white suit. Both of them also wear large sunglasses, shiny earrings, and shiny gold and silver chains on their chests. They are equally sexy. No, the two of them snapped their fingers, their bodies swaying, and one leg shaking rhythmically.
Yang An agreed immediately: "In this case, I will go to the organizing committee first and ask if there is a chance to perform on stage and show a little face, so as to promote our products. Teacher Cao, Uncle Zhang, you two are here Go around a bit and see if there are any opportunities to sell it, stinky tofu for 6 euros, it’s a bit difficult!”
But even a god like Bell can't eat it. It's definitely impossible to conquer foreigners through taste. If the six male gods can really sell stinky tofu, that's their ability!
Tom showed no stage fright, and after saying hello to the camera, he made a face at the same time.
Yang An was not the only one on the stage dressed like this. The lights were turned on twice more, and two more sexy guys appeared on the left and right of him.
After a while, the Black Eyed Peas came over after hearing the news. Lead singer William and sexy goddess Fergie were at the front. They laughed and took turns hugging Yang An. Fergie was even better at lifting Yang An's chin and stroking her left and right. He dialed back and forth to watch carefully, and started teasing: "Hey honey, it's only been a few years since we last met, and you've become handsome again!"
Yang An explained: "I am recording a domestic variety show. If you can cooperate, I would like to thank you very much. Come and say hello to the 1.3 billion Chinese audience!"
But when domestic TV viewers saw this scene, they all burst into laughter.
"This is so sexy, brother!"
Just when everyone was at a loss, a voice suddenly came: "Who said no one knows us?"
“It hurts my eyes~~~”
At this moment, the BGM played an old song "London Bridge" by the Black Eyed Peas, and Fergie deliberately pulled Yang An into a face-to-face dance.
"It turns out that there is a guarantee of 100 yuan. I thought I would end up begging on the street. I was scared to death!"
The two teams split up. Yang An took Li Jingtian to find the organizing committee, while the others looked for opportunities and tried to sell them to tourists and passers-by.
"dou~~dou~~dou~~dou~~"
As a super popular idol group, the Black Eyed Peas have always had high popularity and prestige in the world music industry. Lead singer William served as a mentor for two seasons of The Voice UK, and took over the soul singer Yuan Yawei from The Voice China. A new album was released earlier this year, and they became one of the key guests at the Vienna Music Festival.
Even though Cao Shulin was so shameless, he couldn't bear it and kept waving his hands to refuse: "This is the music capital of the world and a pop music festival. Do you want me to sing Taiping lyrics or Peking Opera? There are nine in China. Ninety-nine percent of the people don’t understand this, let alone here, they are all foreigners. Don’t make trouble, I’m willing to sell stinky tofu down there on a plate.”
The director explained: "If the total amount is less than 600 euros, then we will make up the gap and guarantee at least 100 euros per person. But if you sell more than 1,000 euros, all these funds will be yours. In the next few days, you will You can live a more relaxed life.”
"We are talking about cross talk in the Golden Hall in Vienna, Lao Cao, you have made our Chinese cross talk artists look good!"
After teasing Cao Shulin, he just refused to take the bait, and this was indeed not a good occasion. Cao Shulin's cross talk was useless. Now everyone could only look at Yang An.
What’s even more interesting is that at night, he is wearing gun-colored reflective sunglasses that cover half of his face. Around his neck is a large bright gold chain, a diamond-encrusted belt buckle, and tight black leather pants. He wore black leather shoes that were so bright that it made people laugh. He stretched out his hand holding a top hat. There were several big shiny rings on his fingers, a gold bracelet on his wrist, and a big gold bracelet.
"How to package it? No one knows us abroad? We have no relevant channels and no money to advertise..."
The screen indicated that two hours had passed, and the camera turned to the stage scene. The lights suddenly exploded on the dark stage, and the big screen also lit up. A tall and thin young man appeared in the only light. He was standing bent over. POSS, cover your face with a white top hat and slowly take off the top hat.
After the hot dance clip was played, things were settled, and with the endorsement of a big band, there was nothing that couldn’t be done at the music festival.
Tom enthusiastically held the hands of Yang An and Li Jingtian, then looked at the two VJs who were filming, and asked curiously: "What are you doing?"
"Uh-huh, oh-so-nouveau riche, Brother Yang, your taste is too weird!"
"A bag of stinky tofu costs 6 euros? This is the only package in China. It costs 1 yuan per bag. No more!"
Yang An and Li Jingtian asked about the location of the organizing committee, and a tall white man greeted them: "Hello, I am Tom, the person in charge here. Are you really Yang? Oh mygod, you are here!"
Everyone relaxed and laughed together: "That's pretty much it!"
Zhang Jiayi chuckled and pointed at Yang An and Cao Shulin: "These two are both internationally famous! Yang An has released English pop songs, and I heard he almost won a Grammy, right? And Lao Cao, You give several overseas crosstalk specials a year, don’t deny it, I follow your Weibo and I know all your updates.”
A deep voice came out and the song began.
"This, this, this... Brother Yang, you're so cool! Not just any ordinary showman!"
"My male god suddenly became so good! He has become so virtuous!"
The next three people talked and gestured to settle the matter. Tom was not sure whether he could let these Chinese people sell goods, but it was a great idea for the music festival to invite Yang An to sing on stage.
Lu Yi was more cautious in his thoughts and turned around and asked: "Director, director, I want to ask, if we can't sell even one piece, will we starve to death tomorrow?"
At the observation meeting on Zisong TV, people who had never seen this scene almost burst into laughter. Xiong Hao, who had seen this scene last night, still couldn’t help but laugh because this outfit was so shocking, and it was so shocking. Yang An's usual style is very different and has never been seen before!
"The last task today is to participate in the Vienna Music Festival carnival and sell the Chinese specialty we brought - stinky tofu to raise funds for your activities tomorrow!"
"I'll go! This outfit, a pink suit and a tight vest, is too sexy!"
On the TV screen, footage from the filming of "Follow Bell's Adventures" was released in time. This man who stood at the top of the food chain was punished by the team members. He forced everyone to eat live scorpions and insects, and everyone forced him to eat stinky tofu. This It’s a complete harm to each other!