The King of Variety Entertainment

Chapter 576: My talent is eating!

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Yang An was surprised and asked in a low voice: "Isn't it over already?"

Xiao Lingxian couldn't believe it. She didn't expect that this female police officer actually found Yang An after only making one phone call. How was this possible? You couldn't just find someone to lie to her, right

The world is as big as recording a program.

However, Yang An still relented. After all, he was the cause of finding the other party. He planted the cause and produced such evil consequences. He must bear some responsibility to some extent.

The audience applauded, the lights changed, and the first contestant came out from backstage.

He Jiong's stomach almost hurt from laughing, but as the main MC, he had to control the whole scene. He immediately said: "In the future, when I have no money, I will go to the street to sell calligraphy and painting. This talent is quite good."

There are many answers, all shouted out by Lao Xu's true fans, which basically cover all her hobbies.

Xu Jinglei smiled and said: "Calligraphy can barely count..."

After Yang An said hello, he heard a policeman from the police station in Hedong, Beijin, announcing his home address. It was a relatively neutral female voice, serious and formal.

A choking voice came from the phone, and Yang An breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that there was no danger.

Yang An heard the chaos and waited patiently. After waiting for two minutes, the person on the other side finally calmed down. The little fairy still spoke and kept calling his name.

He Jiong smiled and pressed the button: "Okay, you are the best at eating. There are so many people in the audience and I will only accept you. We are all unique and irreplaceable in this world. Everyone has different talents. Ji's "China's Got Talent" aims to select the best talents in China. We do not set any threshold, regardless of appearance or occupation. As long as you have talents and unique skills that can shock the audience, you can be on this show. On the stage, show yourself to your heart’s content!”

"acting!"

Before figuring out the inside story, Yang An didn't want to say too much. He smiled and said, "What can happen? There's no need to talk about the opening remarks later. The post-editing will take care of it all, and the audience also expressed their understanding." In cooperation with the company, today we will strive for two hours in the morning, four hours in the afternoon, and get off work on time at six o'clock in the evening."

Hearing the voice of the fairy, Yang An said: "Why don't you turn on the 4G video phone and see if it's me? If your phone doesn't support 4G video, then how about I tell you a stand-up comedy?" "

[Life is the most important, saving people is the most important thing, put everything else aside for now...]

"Yoga!"

"China's Got Talent" was recorded for the first time today. The contestants and their supporting families arrived in advance to prepare. There are many talents that are not like singing. They need to warm up in advance and find the feeling. There is also clothing selection, prop design, makeup, every detail. Experienced professionals help with packaging every step of the way, striving to achieve double enjoyment in visual and auditory terms.

Everyone thought at first that Yang An could sing, play variety shows, be a spy, or even survive in the wild. Who would have thought that the answer would be "eat"? You are gifted and a gift from God. Please Brother Yang, those excellent programs in your head and your variety show talent are gifts from God, okay

Yang An started talking to the person opposite him, thinking about it all the time.

Xu Jinglei was laughing so much that she was lying on the table, but she was worried that she would not look good on the camera, so she sat up again, covering her mouth and laughing non-stop.

All the viewers knew very well that He Jiong was going to ask Yang An next, and everyone began to guess how Yang An would answer.

The appearance scenes of the three people were all re-shot at a later stage. At that time, each person would have a carefully designed POSS that was consistent with their identity and personality. When they actually appeared on the stage, the three people were relatively approachable and waved their hands amidst the cheers of the audience. Say hello with arms, and walk together to the seats of three people in the neon-lit studio.

Tang Tao took the hung up mobile phone and asked cautiously: "Let our field team in Zhongjing do a thorough investigation?"

The three exchanged a few words and roughly understood all the props.

He Jiong held his forehead and smiled helplessly. Xu Jinglei never lowered her hand covering her mouth. If the two of them were not worried about the camera, they would definitely laugh more exaggeratedly.

Sure enough, He Jiong then asked: "Brother Yang, what is your most proud talent?"

Yang An said: "My director mentioned you, sister, there is no obstacle in this world that cannot be overcome, there is nothing that cannot be done, but life is the only thing we can do nothing about. If you do something stupid wrong, it will be too late to regret. Okay, You always call me Brother Yang, so as a brother, I ask you not to do stupid things. If you have any grievances, just tell me. Let’s sit down and talk, okay?”

Yang An responded abruptly: "Of course, you sold a calligraphy and painting for 9,000 yuan!"

"Just say a few words to get started and go straight to the draft."

"What's this?"

He Jiong may have noticed from the dressing mirror that Yang An's expression was not right, and asked with concern: "Are you okay?"

Xu Jinglei laughed. She had never spoken to each other backstage. She could only adapt to the situation, but the audience behind her had already answered for her: "Calligraphy!"

Yang An nodded: "Okay, let them handle it with caution. If anything happens, I will report to you at any time. Be careful. They are forcing this little girl to death. This matter is definitely not simple. There must be a shady story inside. Don't let it go at that time." We got involved too."

Tang Tao's commanding voice came from the headset, and He Jiong took a deep breath. Yang An's team really has a personality. It is simple and rough, and never sloppy. He likes this style!

Poof!

After being in the entertainment industry for such a long time, everyone smelled different things. This was an instinctive act of self-protection, but the humanity in Yang An's bones made him willing to learn more. Tang Tao understood and quickly explained.

The whole place was in an uproar, and hundreds of viewers burst into laughter at the same time. It was several times more powerful than the response to Lao Xu’s joke just now, and the studio was almost overturned by laughter!

"That's right, they are hollow cylinders, big cylinders inside small cylinders, one, two, three... ten in total!"

Yang An didn't hesitate at all and blurted out: "Eat!"

The little girl's voice could be faintly heard from the microphone, and she was choking and crying, obviously feeling aggrieved.

In less than a minute, the person on the other end explained the general situation, and Yang An understood: "Please turn on the phone, and I will come and say a few words to the fairy, thank you..."

Thousands of miles away, Hong Maple is very busy and lively with people coming and going in front of the Enron Grand Theater.

The other party has warned and made a claim, and he is not a vegetarian. The legal department has been arguing with the other party for several days and nothing has been done. Why did he show up again today and seek suicide

"Um… "

Yang An was waiting at the monitoring center when he suddenly saw Tang Tao walking over quickly with a phone in hand and a nervous look on his face. He secretly thought it was not good.

After gathering his mood, Yang An joined the make-up team. Next to him was He Jiong, and two stylists were making final preparations for them.

"It looks like a hollow cylinder."

Hahaha!

Xiaolingxian didn't need to listen to cross talk. She was a fan of Yang An, so of course she was very sensitive to his voice. With just a few words, she was sure that it was really him. The grievances in her heart instantly surged into her heart. She burst into tears and threw the scissors on the ground. , squatting on the edge of the balcony, the frightened policewoman rushed to help her, and her parents also rushed over and hugged their daughter who had escaped death.

The three judges, plus the audience, all stared at the stage with bated breath. The camera gave a close-up view and projected the props on the big screen.

The audience was laughing so hard that they all rubbed their bellies and screamed.

Yang An sighed slightly: "Little fairy, can you hear me? I am Yang An. I heard that you want to talk to me?"

This girl is a bit special. She is wearing a purple bodysuit. She is pretty and cute. She is about 1.5 meters tall. She has a simple ponytail. She is holding a microphone. Four staff members came out behind her. The two people carried the table, holding the large rectangular box in their hands. After placing it in the middle of the stage, the four people and the girl took out the props from the two boxes.

Is this happening again

Some of the audience understood the joke and started laughing. This was a joke on her and Sabei!

After Yang An finished speaking, he added seriously: "It's true. I don't have any other skills. I just have a very tricky mouth. I have loved this mouth all my life. What satisfies me the most is that I don't get fat no matter what I eat. This must be a gift from God!"

When he agreed like this, it was not that his sympathy was overflowing. Sympathy was only part of it. There were too many people and things in the world that deserved sympathy. What he thought more about was Qiu Jiuling's words. Qiu Jiuling called that day and said a lot. He was very optimistic about her, and he believed in Qiu Jiuling's poisonous vision, and he felt a little pity for her talent.

Soon, the voice of the female police officer came on the phone again, saying thank you. When asking about the follow-up treatment, Yang An said: "I will arrange an assistant to contact you and cooperate with your police work. Sorry, I am very busy today." , I’m sorry, I’ll have someone call you in five minutes.”

"How do you prove it?"

He Jiong said: "Okay, it's time to show off everyone's talents. To be honest, I'm a little nervous at this time. I don't know what kind of contestants will come out later and what kind of players they will bring to the audience and in front of the TV." A wonderful performance. I want to ask, Lao Xu, what is your best talent?"

He Jiong chuckled; "Haha, this is the overtime life I dream of every Saturday! The service industry is a pitfall. On weekdays, customers are busy and we are bored. On holidays, customers have a rest and we are as tired as dogs."

He interrupted the other person first: "Sorry, please wait a moment, I'll find a quiet place... Okay, you go ahead."

Just be happy. Appropriate jokes can reduce everyone's nervousness. The front desk was already busy, and the conductor's voice came from the headset channel. Ten minutes later, Ma Xin came on stage, interacted with the audience, filmed the lively opening, and then invited the three A judge announced the start of the competition.

Tang Tao covered the phone and whispered in his ear: "Little Fairy wants to be on your show, but her family doesn't agree. She wants to commit suicide. At this time, there is a stalemate. The Beijin police mediately coordinate and say that she wants to have sex with you." Call…”

Pfft haha!