The King of Variety Entertainment

Chapter 682: Traveling to the world of martial arts for the first time

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Yang An continued to nod and added: "There is also saltpeter cooling to replace our air conditioner."

He was a little unconvinced: "So tell me, what do the audience like to watch?"

What's the scene Yang An hates the most? A certain star was dissatisfied with the arrangement of the producer, and had a tough time with the director, refusing, disagreeing, and not cooperating. Some TV programs like to show scenes of the star and the director having a stalemate, and finally show the scene of the star giving in. , he felt particularly unhappy after seeing it.

Zhang Guoli lay on the sofa, stretched his arms comfortably, and sighed: "I have finally seen what young people with new-school thinking are. There is no one like him in variety shows. He is really hardworking and surprisingly courageous!" "

The only girl, Qing Feiyan, smiled and said: "I like to watch male and female celebrities CP the most. It would be even better if it can be a little dirty~~"

In his current show, as long as a star dares to appear in this situation, all relevant scenes will be cut, and for the next entire time, whether it is following the VJ or shooting big scenes, basically he will not Give that star shot.

"That's right!"

The fifth…

He opened the notebook he brought with him, and there were more than a dozen pages packed with words. They were all his thoughts on the show, all his hard work, but Yang An was killed!

Zhang Guoli almost choked himself, looking at the other party in disbelief, then looking at Yang An, and found that Yang An nodded with a smile, actually agreeing!

Zhang Guoli said: "Yes, among the regular guests, there will be one boy and one girl who are responsible for the comedy, one for the well-behaved girl, one for the unintentional male doormat, one for Tiger Balm, Shen Teng is Tiger Balm, and the other four have not yet been decided. "

Yang An nodded and sighed: "Fortunately, I finally got it! So, our first destination is this martial arts world!"

Yang An nodded and said to Zhang Guoli: "A clear main story line is very necessary in variety shows. Running Man and Dad are like this wherever they go. Where do they go in this episode? What do they do? How do they divide the work into a group? From the beginning The audience will know what the theme is at the end, so that it will not look cluttered. If we travel to primitive society, I think primitive people really have no stories to tell except eating and sleeping. This will make the audience feel like headless flies. It’s the same, just blindly taking one step at a time.”

After returning home, Deng Jie handed him a glass of warm water, helped pack his suitcase, took out a change of clothes, and asked casually: "How is the situation? Has the script been finalized?"

Article 6…

Zhang Guoli also laughed. The couple had been married and worked together for many years. When they said this, they all understood and said in unison: "Wang Baoqiang!"

"No Shabei, don't forget, this is the work of Dongfang Ruixing Company. How can it be possible to move all the people in Yang An's hands?"

He said: "Teacher Zhang, I guess your plan is this. First go back to prehistoric civilization, then go to "The List of Gods" or the era of Yin, Shang and Zhou Dynasty, then go to the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, see the four princes of the Warring States Period, and experience the Qin army's campaign. In the world, the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing dynasties will pass through one by one in chronological order, going through our five thousand years, right?"

Yang An did not mean to refute Zhang Guoli's face, but now is different from the past. If the mind is not more active and the imagination is not big, the program will be quickly disliked by the audience.

Zhang Guoli felt that he was really old. He wanted to make a time-travel show based on these screenwriters. He was a little afraid to watch that style of painting!

Zhang Guoli hummed: "That was indeed my original plan, but after hearing what you just said, I think this plan can be completely overturned. Where do you plan to put the content of the first episode? Tang and Song Dynasties, or Ming and Qing Dynasties?"

Yang An smiled again: "This is also what's left from my jungle adventure..."

Zhuang Yiran became interested: "There is also the comparison between riding a horse and riding a car. I especially envy the sergeant who charges on horseback!"

Zhang Guoli said: "He is not under consideration. For young idols like this, it is best not to touch this show. We are traveling through time. What is time travel? Going to ancient times to endure hardships! I must find those unknown actors, second-tier actors The third line is the best, Yang An’s exact words are, give them a chance, they can fight hard!”

Ahem...

Except for Zhang Guoli, all the men present laughed.

Qianchen spoke: "I personally prefer an interesting story. What can a group of people do when they travel back in time? I like the book "Lingao Five Hundred Wastes". Five hundred people travel back to the Ming Dynasty in a group to do something. It’s a major event about fighting for world hegemony, and it’s very exciting to watch. Of course, we can’t arrange fighting for world hegemony, but the guests finally traveled back in time. If they don’t complete any tasks, it won’t end well!”

In the past when filming "Metamorphosis", there was an incident where a troubled teenager got angry and hit the director's assistant, but that was a minor with unhealthy physical and mental development, so it is understandable.

Zhang Guoli was dumbfounded. He felt that Yang An was too courageous, and now he was starting to have a headache. After he went back, how could he tell the history professors at Peking University and researchers from the Academy of Social Sciences about this matter, and let them tell them about it in a fictional martial arts world? Complete various details and props from real history in the world

Completely overthrowing everything about himself and immediately accepting new affairs, Yang An knew that Zhang Guoli might not be able to accept it for a while.

"There are still 5 regular guests, right?" Deng Jie stopped massaging in her hand and looked at the cushion pattern on the sofa and thought for a while: "Does Sabei have one?"

Article 3: Make fire by drilling wood.

Deng Jie helped press Zhang Guoli's shoulders and laughed: "Oh, it sounds like you, the great director Zhang Guoli, will still be able to convince people one day?"

Zhang Guoli took out his mobile phone from his pocket: "I accept it, of course I accept it. I don't need to worry about the script, but the casting is mine. Guess who they are!"

Being executed one by one, Zhang Guoli’s face turned dark!

Yang An said with a smile: ""Follow Bell's Adventures" has proven that it allows guests to drill wood and make fire for two hours, and the camera gives them five minutes. This segment has a very bad reputation. Very few people like to watch this scene. In real life, everywhere They all have lighters!”

Yang An said: "It's better to ride on a horse than to carry it in a sedan chair!"

Zhang Guoli turned it over, read it at a glance, and was surprised: "Have you obtained the authorization?"

Zhuang Yiran laughed: "I like to see the comparison between before and after time travel. For example, before time travel, chatting was done with a mobile phone, and you can get connected instantly from any corner of the earth. But after time travel, communication basically relies on shouting, and you have to shout at the top of your lungs. If you are mute, you may not be able to communicate smoothly. In addition, you must see the carrier pigeon, and the eight-hundred-mile speed horse. These are things I have admired for a long time, but have never seen before. I am particularly Want to see this."

Deng Jie was also interested: "The biggest feature of Yang An's variety show is that there are many handsome guys and beauties, and the second one is that there are many comedians. I guess he must be one of them!"

Also, star abuse is not that cruel. It cannot be said to be endless and bottomless abuse. For example, if you find a star with a bigger temper and ask him to catch snakes, he will not dare to catch them. If you ask him to eat raw meat and refuse to eat it, he will become a slave. Even though he was punished for physical labor, he refused to do it. He got very angry during the filming, which affected everyone's mood. He even fell out with the director. Are you sure the audience really wants to watch this? Don’t the audience feel uncomfortable seeing this

Deng Jie suddenly remembered and chuckled: "I know who I will choose for the unassertive doormat. It depends on whether you dare to go to him or not!"

Deng Jie nodded thoughtfully: "That's true, but if it's the second or third line, I can't guess it. There are too many people. Does Yang An have a specific character?"

Seeing this text message, Deng Jie covered her mouth and almost laughed like crazy. After a long time, she guessed: "Wu Yifan? You are such a young man, you have so many young fans."

Zhang Guoli smiled and raised his phone to show her: "He was also the first person I thought of. Look, the text message has been answered. Teacher Guoli, I am very interested in your variety show... Look, this is the king of typos." !”

Yang An chuckled and motioned to Zhang Guoli to open the plan in front of him: "Look at the fourth page."

Deng Jie said: "Comedian... Feng Gang? No, no, no, he is too old, he is already 60. Xiao Dongbei, Jin Dabao, both of them are Yang An's clowns, they will definitely not work. By the way, Shen Teng!"

You know, the audience has long been spoiled by Yang An's many excellent variety shows. Just do what Zhang Guoli did and travel back to prehistoric times. A group of people live a life of eating raw meat and drinking blood, wearing animal skin clothes, eating raw meat, and looking for fruits. ,Is this interesting? Does it look good? After a good start, people were not interested in it at the first shot. This show still wants to carry the banner of promoting traditional culture? Stop being ridiculous and go to bed!

If you can't afford it, don't play it. This is the purpose of all Yang An's variety shows!

"He counts as one. He is 1 in 5+1, that is, a special guest. He only participates in the first theme."

The conference room instantly became lively. These writers came well prepared. Firefox was the first to say with a smile: "It's not that you can't wear animal skins, but you must show more skin, and then the female guests must look for a good figure." Okay, joking, humorous, and with a strong sense of artistry.”

Yang An smiled and looked around: "Come on, viewers, tell me what you want to see!"

Zhang Guoli actually understood the excitement that the two said. This was to strongly strengthen the impression of "time travel". How comfortable it is to live in modern times. When traveling to ancient times, there is nothing and everything is difficult. Only in this way can the audience be impressed. Be more profound and cherish the convenience brought by modern industrial culture.

Guo Lei said: "I like to watch relaxed time travels. A relaxed and happy style is best, and there should be no scenes that are too abusive. Whether it is torturing celebrities or NPCs, I will feel uncomfortable."

Zhang Guoli returned to Zhongjing with a lot of gains, and he admitted that he had been brainwashed by Yang An.

"The first episode should be lively. How can it attract the audience if it's not lively?"

Seeing that all eight of his points on the whiteboard had been crossed out by Yang An with a black pen, and Yang An was still standing there looking at him without speaking, Zhang Guoli must have felt uncomfortable.

Article 4: Fishing and hunting.