Huang Xiaolei slapped Xiao Yueyue on the shoulder. Xiao Yueyue pretended to be hurt by the beating, hugged his arms and shrank his neck, and screamed ouch. During the fight, the fourth car came over.
After quickly applying makeup, everyone stood in a row, and the director said: "First of all, we will announce the theme of this time travel—Jianghu!"
This living treasure really goes to great lengths to steal the spotlight!
Bang!
Yang An hugged and shook hands with everyone, praised Hailu for being cute, praised Huang Xiaolei for being charming, making the two girls giggle. He also praised Shen Teng for being a big brother, praised Wang Bao for being strong, and scolded Xiao Yue for being too fat. .
"OK!"
The chief director said: "Yes, you will travel back to the ancient world of rivers and lakes. First of all, each of you should receive a task to deposit money into the time travel account, right?"
Shen Teng pushed him: "Who are you? You've done the director's work and divided yourself into groups!"
There are already two beautiful girls around, and here comes Zhen Ling. If we want to divide men and women into groups later, how will the three men be divided? Who will take care of the royal sister, who will take care of the cute girl, who will take care of... Zhen Ling? Of course Shen Teng and Xiao Yueyue were reluctant!
Xiao Yueyue smiled awkwardly and gently knocked off Wang Baoqiang's hand: "What are you doing~~ Let go! It's up to men to accept or not kiss~~"
Wang Baoqiang burst into tears and kept wiping the corners of his eyes. It was really Yang An! It’s really Yang An! He got on the bus, he grabbed this precious parking space, and his fortune was about to change!
The two women covered their mouths and chuckled. Wang Baoqiang still stood there stupidly. He hadn't figured out what happened yet, so he took Xiao Yueyue's arm: "Xiao Yueyue, didn't we agree that there will be six of us? Don’t wait for them?”
"I bet 100 yuan that this is a woman!"
"Shen Teng!"
Wang Baoqiang scratched his head and said: "Since we are in the comedy world, and there are three men and two women now, is Zhen Ling next?"
Shen Teng answered helpfully: "There is a No. 6 car behind me."
Yang An helped Xiao Yueyue up, held his arm up, and asked with concern.
Xiao Yueyue was full of snot and tears, while he was crying and beating the red carpet on the ground. The sad look on the face of the big cake made the director and crew laugh, and the photographer could hardly watch anymore. , laughing so hard that the camera trembled.
Everyone was looking forward to it, and when they saw another pair of smooth calves appearing, the two boys laughed and high-fived together.
Xiao Yueyue suddenly jumped up from the edge of death and started to bounce around. He put on a shy face and pretended to be cute: "Here, Brother Yang An has agreed~ You must not go back on your word~~"
"Jianghu?"
The position on the other side of Yang An is also a treasured spot that can be frequently photographed. Xiao Yueyue and Wang Baoqiang were embarrassed to compete with the girls, so Hailu gave it to senior Huang Xiaolei. Huang Xiaolei was obviously a little out of character. He didn't even notice that one side of the suspender belt was crooked. Yang An coughed twice before reminding her, and her face turned red.
Seeing that Wang Baoqiang and Xiao Yueyue were both dressed casually, Huang Xiaolei was about to collapse. She could only cover her chest and bow slightly to the two men, complaining to the director awkwardly and plaintively: "Who said this today?" Walking on the red carpet? Make me come here dressed like this!"
Didi!
At this time, the fifth car stopped and the door did not open, because the on-site director held up the intercom to shout stop, and then the chief director began to tease Xiao Yueyue: "Yueyue, we have already told the rest of the request you just made. You are a guest, and they said they wanted to help you, so they didn’t come down.”
Shen Teng's performance was excitement, emotion, and admiration. He should be the calmest among the five. He kept applauding and nodding after he let go of Wang Baoqiang. He felt that it was a wise decision for him to agree to Zhang Guoli's participation in the show. And Zhang Guoli is so awesome that he can even invite Yang An over!
"I bet 100 yuan that it's a man!"
As if a giant gong was beating on everyone's heads, Shen Teng and Xiao Yueyue's arguing and pulling movements froze, as if there was a tacit understanding. They stopped their hands at the same time, looked at Wang Baoqiang together, and kicked over fiercely: "Shut your crows. Mouth!"
"What a poem, Xiao Yueyue, what a poem!"
The six people finally gathered and stood in a row. Yang An stood in the middle and Shen Teng stood beside him, so that the overall height looked coordinated and symmetrical.
Xiao Yueyue turned his face sideways, rolled his eyes, and choked up: "Director... director... you won't give me... a way to survive... why do I have to find someone... who can talk about cross talk..."
This guy used jokes from cross talk here again. Huang Xiaolei and Hai Lu couldn't stop laughing. With Xiao Yueyue here today, there must be no shortage of laughter.
Looking at this man's face again, all five of them lost their composure with excitement. Hai Lu and Huang Xiaolei hugged each other and screamed in surprise. Shen Teng hugged Wang Baoqiang's shoulders and waved his fist excitedly. Xiao Yueyue squatted down and ate the huge... Fist, exclaimed in disbelief: "Yang An!"
Hai Lu and Huang Xiaolei's minds went blank and they could only scream. No matter how many possible candidates they thought about, they never thought that Yang An would be there. Who doesn't know that Yang An is the most powerful brother in the variety show industry? They only dreamed of appearing on the same show as Yang An. How to prevent them from being ecstatic
Xiao Yueyue started teasing her as soon as we met: "Sister Xiaolei, I think you look great in this outfit! Can I make a request? You can wear this outfit at the beginning of every issue from now on. ?"
"Kill one person in ten steps, leave no trace for a thousand miles, brush away your clothes when the matter is over, hide your body and name deeply!"
Hai Lu, who was wearing a floral dress and sleeveless shirt, walked over with a very cute smile and waved gracefully to the three of them, causing everyone to unanimously praise: "Wow~~ the cute girl is here!"
"The world of martial arts?"
Yang An pressed his head and pushed it aside: "Go away!"
Everyone took a look and saw no sign of the car. Xiao Yueyue thought of something, nodded and clapped his hands and said: "I know, they must be people from our cross talk sketch world! Look, Huang Xiaolei, Hai Lu, Bao Qiang, the three of them He’s an actor, and the sixth one must be related to our comedy industry, so it’s only fair!”
The sixth car took the initiative to honk its horn and drove over, stopped on the red carpet, and opened the door. Everyone was extremely nervous. When they saw the long legs and leather shoes, they all exclaimed: "Male!"
Xiao Yueyue yelled at the director again. He was always a very active person, and he had mastered the art of being thick-skinned. When he saw the three people around him, he had long since decided that he was the only person responsible for comedy. Of course, it was a matter of enlivening the atmosphere. He did it. This is a typical variety show talent. He knows when to steal the spotlight and how to be funny and steal the spotlight.
The chief director spoke: "Let's hurry up, the weather is a bit hot, start the show quickly, and then change the costumes."
Xiao Yueyue quickly ran forward, hugged Shen Teng's thigh, rubbed his face on his trousers, and said excitedly: "Brother, brother, I finally see you, brother~"
After a while of commotion, the car door opened and a man in a white suit came out. He wore sunglasses like Xiao Yueyue and looked like a gangster.
How could it be Zhen Ling
"Ah ha ha ha~~ Hey! Thief, where are you running~~"
The whole audience laughed, and Yang An couldn't laugh or cry while holding Xiao Yueyue: "How about this, from now on, I will take your place in cross talk, and you will take my place in variety shows?"
Everyone recognized him from a distance, and Xiao Yueyue, who was kneeling on the ground, looked as if he had seen a ghost. He stood up quickly, pointed at him and introduced to people on both sides: "Shen Teng, it's Shen Teng!"
Shen Teng finally broke free. He was so hot: "Who lied to me about walking on the red carpet? I wore this outfit and almost had prickly heat."
Everyone laughed. Thinking about it carefully, it seems to be true. Yang An is always very unlucky. The halo of black hands surrounds him. He makes the wrong choice every time and is drawn into the unlucky group every time. But he is awesome and can do it many times. Escape from a desperate situation, and finally be able to fight back and complete a great reversal. This is the most terrifying thing. He has a natural sensitivity to variety games!
Everyone was laughing and joking. When talking about Jianghu, these are the first impressions that come to everyone's mind.
Shen Teng raised his hand and greeted him: "Come on, little Yueyue, kneel down. Aren't you a stepping stone? Why are you getting up?"
Before the filming officially started, Yang An said with a smile: "Don't think too much. I am just a special guest in the first episode. I will play once and leave. Other guests will be invited for the next theme. People like Xiao Yueyue want to hug me." I'd better skip the thigh problem. It's my first time to participate in this kind of time-travel show. My experience is the same as yours, starting from scratch. It's better to ask for help than to ask for it yourself!"
"If Zhen Ling had come, I would have died here today!" Xiao Yueyue pointed at the ground and swore a poisonous oath. He seemed to have forgotten that if such a flag was set up, it would basically mean death!
Xiao Yueyue was dumbfounded. Amidst the laughter of the three people around him, his body tilted, and he knelt down on the red carpet. He said with a cry: "I was the wrong director~~ There is an ancient saying that the big boss is always there. The last one who showed up~~Let him come out~~How about I open the door for him myself? I, I... I can also be a stepping stone for him~~~"
It suddenly dawned on everyone that they could actually guess that Yang An was definitely here to bring in new people, and he was the guarantee of the ratings for the premiere. The twelve episodes of the program were about two episodes per theme, which meant there would be six different ones. Special guests came to partner with them. Whether the ratings of the subsequent programs will be high and whether they will be loved by the audience depends on the five of them!
Yang Andao: "And let me tell you, when I go on variety shows, I usually have very bad luck. Generally speaking, I am the worst one!"
"Ouch! Ouch~~Xiao Yueyue, what's wrong with you?"
Only Xiao Yueyue was in trouble and looked uncomfortable. He stretched out his left hand and covered his heart with his right hand, staggering towards Yang An as if he had been shot.
"Oh my god, did I read that right!"
"Wudang Shaolin and these?"
"Let's go play! You wiped your nose on my pants!"
"You deserve a beating!"
The two girls in the coolest clothes became proud and giggled. Huang Xiaolei asked the director with a smile: "Shen and Teng are here, is there anyone else?"
"Ah!"
"Director, director, that's it. That's it for today. Two men and two women are just right. Let's start recording the show. Don't let anyone else come in!"