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Chapter 694: I want to go in and pee

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"I... I don't want to either... I feel dizzy when I see blood. Ouch, ouch, I'm going to faint again..."

"I rescued him with good intentions, but he actually stole everything from me? I was so angry! This ancient routine is so deep. If you don't pick up things on the road and don't close the door, why? I'm really heartbroken! I After saving him from Yuan Bing, he did this to me! I feel so heartbroken!"

Yang An clapped his hand and said movedly: "Good brother, go ahead. Today next year, I will pour wine at your grave!"

It seemed that the Wudang Hero was unable to complete his mission. He could only think of other options, such as going to Shaolin to borrow money from Wang Baoqiang, or trying his luck at the Emei Sect.

"I... I want to go in to pee... I can't hold it in anymore, I... Brother, can you let me in?"

"Do you want to get stabbed?"

There are two types of opponents of the Mingjiao. One is the Yuan Army of the government, which is a relentless opponent who will fight whenever they meet. The other is the various sects in the Jianghu forces. For money and to develop believers all over the country, the Mingjiao and the Six The big sect fought countless battles, and the Mingjiao was also ruthless. In the era when Yang Dingtian was still around, even the head of Kunlun could be killed, forcing the death of Gu Hongzi of the Emei sect, and gouging out an eye of the head of Shaolin. It simply drove the six sects to a dead end.

"clear!"

Xiao Yueyue ran so hard that he was out of breath, panting heavily, his face was covered with sweat, and his face was twisted up: "Brother... rest... rest for a while..."

Yang An and Xiao Yueyue were not so miserable. They were members of the Ming Cult. What was the Ming Cult doing at this time? rebel! The Yuan Dynasty rebelled, and they wanted to restore the Han ruling dynasty!

Yang An recognized the flame pattern on his chest and was overjoyed to grab him: "Hurry up and follow me, it's too late!"

Yang An couldn't control him. When he looked back, he saw that the farmer had been arrested by Yuan soldiers. It seemed that he had died. He quickened his pace and shouted: "Yue Yue, come quickly, I'll run first!"

Xiao Yueyue did not forget to have fun at the critical moment. He quickly fainted in front of the camera, closed his eyes tightly and remained motionless.

The farmer reached out and took out a stack of treasure money from his arms, and said resolutely: "Brother, the important task of restoring our Han Dynasty will be left to you!"

"Which one is the Mingjiao brother?"

"Get out!"

"Ah San and Ah Si! Go with them!"

The two suddenly realized that the people who would suffer the most in troubled times must be the common people. When a war breaks out, Yuan soldiers will first search and arrest people. When the rebels come over, you don't have to join our rebel army, but I will protect you from death. , should I pay some protection fee? When the rebel army was counterattacked by Yuan soldiers, the people would be looted again and beaten on both sides.

"Yue Yue, you eat so much, why are you still running so slow?"

Yang An was also anxious and rushed into the inner courtyard of the post station. He saw several horses grazing. Several farmers were feeding the horses with forks of grass and brushing the horses with brushes.

The guardian said: "These Mingjiao brothers were hunted down after receiving money. You must rescue them!"

This voice startled several farmers, and one of them came over: "I am, what's wrong?"

Xiao Yueyue was squirming and covering his lower body with an anxious look on his face.

There was a guard standing at the door of the inn. Xiao Yueyue lowered his head and pretended not to see it. He wanted to force his way in. He also murmured hypnotically: "You can't see me, you can't see me..."

Sure enough, they saw that the guard of the inn was attacked and killed in a sneak attack. All the people passing by on the street screamed in fear. The rapid sound of gongs came from nowhere, which must have alerted the patrols of the brigade, who were running towards this direction.

Looking at the mission description on the silk cloth, Yang An and Xiao Yueyue raised their heads and asked the protector doubtfully: "What is the meaning of making money?"

The guard shouted loudly: "How shameless! This is a government inn, not a place for you to pee! Leave quickly!"

While running, the farmer picked up a pitchfork placed by the wall and joined the fleeing army.

Yang An and Xiao Yueyue were frightened. Is this killing people in front of them

The most embarrassing thing is that because of panic, everyone was blocked in an inn. The Mingjiao people guarded the door. The Yuan army did not dare to attack rashly, but Yang An and the others could not get out. What should they do

On the one hand, Shen Teng felt sad about the money, and on the other hand, he felt sad about his IQ. He needed to pay, and he had been cheated!

The restaurant was still in a mess. Yang An ran up to the second floor and saw those familiar white-robed guys again. He quickly responded with slogans and wanted to get the money back first.

Sure enough, the Wudang Sect's account book for collecting protection fees disappeared, and the protection fees collected disappeared. The most important thing is that his 833 Wen private money was also stolen by this thief who killed a thousand swords!

After leaving the Mingjiao branch, the nearest rescue point was the inn. The inn was a government agency. This colleague was really brave and careful. Could it be that the more dangerous the place, the safer it is? He must have put on makeup and sneaked into the inn. Maybe he was the cook who fed the horses in the inn!

"Oh, brother, I don't mean any harm. How about I fan you?"

The farmer turned around resolutely, raised his iron fork and fought with the Yuan army.

Yang An is also a person who reacts quickly on the spot. He pushed the fainted Xiao Yueyue and sighed: "I fainted again, but I can't carry it... You can sleep here, Xiao Yueyue, we will do it in the next life." We can be brothers again."

The protector was kind-hearted and assigned bodyguards to the two of them so that they could think better of it.

There were many Mingjiao believers surrounding him, at least fifteen of them, but there were even more Yuan troops on the opposite side. Although many of them were group performers hiding behind with swords raised, the number of people was definitely enough to surround them.

Yang An quickly grabbed him with quick eyes and hands: "Bring me the money first!"

In this way, people went to seven of the ten rescue points. Yang An already had enough money to save money, and he also gathered more than ten people.

"Brother? You kill people on the street, isn't it good?" Yang An almost knelt down when he looked at the killer Ah San.

Yang An and Xiao Yueyue held the marked maps. They were powerless, but they were the only ones to receive such an important task.

The protector explained: "In these troubled times, ordinary people will inevitably be harassed by war. War requires a lot of manpower. The Yuan army will come to ordinary people's homes to capture young and middle-aged men to join the army. If the people want to survive, they must have members of our Ming Cult at home. Let me, the Mingjiao, protect his safety, or we can provide him with a living sum of money in exchange for short-term peace."

But rebellion requires more money. To buy weapons, pay military salaries, eat, and wear clothes, which one does not require money

Just after taking two steps, Xiao Yueyue suddenly woke up and pretended to be innocent and cute: "Huh? Where is this? Brother Yang, don't go, wait for me!"

A large part of the Mingjiao's money is collected from the people. In the world of [Jianghu], there are a large number of former members of the Mingjiao, such as the four great protectors, as well as Yin Wufu, Yin Wushou and others, who all came from green forest giants. Xiao, you have done a lot of killing and selling goods.

Yang An thought of a way to attract attention himself and let others sneak in from behind the guard, so he nodded and walked over to make friends with the guard: "Brother, are you hot in these clothes?"

The five people gathered together, but still could not fight against the Yuan army wearing armor and holding weapons. The farmer shouted: "I will fight them!"

Xiao Yueyue ran back again, with four or five Yuan troops chasing him. It was obvious that he was forced back. He was so useless!

Click!

Xiao Yueyue was even more frightened, and his legs were shaking with fear. He stretched out his hands and waved them desperately: "I won't do this task, I won't do it... You three go!"

"I go!"

This group of NPCs were extremely capable of performing. After several rounds of killing, all the Mingjiao people actually moved to the exit of the restaurant, fought and retreated, and escorted Yang An and Xiao Yueyue quickly out of the restaurant gate.

Xiao Yueyue was so frightened that he ran away and couldn't even be called back, and Yang An couldn't do anything.

The Yuan Bing guard's body softened and he fell down.

So how could a big person not see it? The guard stopped him: "Stop! What are you doing?"

Yang An understood, took Xiao Yueyue's arm and ran forward: "This task is not difficult! Every time we rescue a person, we will have an extra helper. This task is all about speed!"

The plot has not yet reached the level of fighting between the six major sects and the Mingjiao. Of course, Yang An and Xiao Yueyue's mission to make money is to fight the Yuan army!

Mingjiao actually existed in the Song Dynasty. It was just an ordinary religion at first. However, during war-torn times like the late Yuan Dynasty and the early Ming Dynasty, Mingjiao became the main force of the rebel army in the hands of politicians. Since the rebels had rebelled, some illegal methods did not matter. There are countless topics like discussing money, but in the world of Jianghu, Mingjiao does not disturb the people very much. The total number of people in the country is only a few thousand, and the content of participating in the fight for the world is not covered too much, because the novel always mixes fiction and reality. , are all artistic processing.

The ordinary identities of Mingjiao are not fixed. They are small traders, farmers, and handicraft practitioners. They are hidden in all walks of life, and no one has the word "Mingjiao" written on their forehead. When they meet, they usually give a secret code, or You can recognize it by looking at the flame pattern on its body.

The Yuan Bing guard clanged, and half of the round knife was pulled out, revealing the sharp blade to scare Yang An. But at this time, Ah San touched behind the guard. Instead of sneaking in to find someone, he directly covered the guard's mouth and strangled his neck. Twist hard!

Down below, Ah San and Ah Si were already fighting with the Yuan soldiers' pursuers. The colleagues who had just caught up here also followed down to join the battle. Yang An pulled Xiao Yueyue, who was rolling and rushing up, and the brothers and sisters met again.

Shen Teng then realized what Yuan Bing meant, "Do you know who he is?" Idiot, of course he is a thief! Isn’t it natural for officers and soldiers to catch thieves? He also used the banner of Wudang Clan to save the thieves and once again offended a group of Yuan soldiers. The result was really... he was going to vomit blood!

Yang An led the way, and Ah San, Ah Si and the farmer followed behind. The four of them ran to the next rescue point, a restaurant not far away. Suddenly they heard shouting from behind: "Brother Yang, help me!"

Yang An and Xiao Yueyue walked one behind the other. The combination of Fat Toutuo and Thin Toutuo was really attractive and attracted many people's attention along the way.

This shameless guy followed Yang An downstairs for nothing. When he saw the fighting scene and heard the sound of weapons clashing, he shivered with fright and slowly moved out against the wall, fearing that he would be involved in the excitement in the hall. In the fight.

"Rescued the Mingjiao brothers who were scattered in Jianghu City and were chased by Yuan soldiers, brought back at least 20 pieces of Shengyi money, and rescued at least ten people."