The live broadcast has ended, and the next step is to watch the feature film broadcast on Beijing Satellite TV. All the camera positions in the center of the stage have been evacuated, all the live broadcast staff have called it a day, and all the invited guests have also left collectively, because the feature film program includes advertisements. The broadcast time is about 89 minutes. You have to wait a while to see the final result. There is no need to stay here and wait.
The audience was all depressed. The plot of this card was so captivating that at the critical moment, the story broke!
Various funny emoticons kept appearing, and all the stars showed their faces, with cartoon-like bodies and faces that make people want to laugh. They took turns appearing in the wheel of history, as if they were waiting for the bus at a post station. .
The staff invited some of the guests into the car and took them to the Kaihua five-star hotel next to Shancheng University, where a buffet reception and dinner was prepared, with limited admission and better privacy.
Countless people cursed in their hearts, is this ruining their childhood? Is there any way to play like this
This is killing the audience!
“My grandpa’s dentures fell off laughing!”
"Bad silver, liar, routine... wu wu wu... do we have to wait another week? Why does this kind of show appear? I feel like I will never love it again!"
"It's a fortress! I bet that this is an unprecedented new subject. As long as it is done well, this program can last for 100 years!"
Swish swish swish!
In the gymnasium, after applauding the guests to leave, the vast majority of students still chose to stay and watch the big screen, especially the students from the film school. They were particularly curious about what kind of film Zhang Guoli would make when he first came into contact with a variety show. .
The staff invited some of the guests into the car and took them to the Kaihua five-star hotel next to Shancheng University, where a buffet reception and dinner was prepared, with limited admission and better privacy.
Swish swish swish!
Zhang Guoli slapped the script editor on the back of the head angrily: "What the hell is the script already written? Can't you make complete preparations in advance and travel through time properly? Where are the history experts and professors I invited?"
"What is time travel?"
Seeing Zhang Guoli's cartoon portrait being photoshopped in post-production and crying silently on the screen, the audience burst into laughter for the first time.
In the next hour, the audience was really happy. A group of people traveled back to the late Yuan Dynasty and early Ming Dynasty and entered the world of relying on heaven and slaying dragons. This setting made countless people extremely excited.
The typewriter displayed a line of words on the screen: "On August 21, the program team received a notice from the Time and Space Administration, requiring the time travel team to deposit time travel funds, but the chief director is now too poor to even pay his salary, so he can only find a way Borrowing money from members of the time traveling team..."
At 8 o'clock sharp, the 60-second golden commercial begins, followed by the GM Buick GL8 business car commercial, the tourism promotion and investment advertisement of Zhongjing Xingguo Film and Television City, a laundry detergent company, and a noble drinking water, all sponsored by "Let's Time Travel" business.
The live broadcast has ended, and the next step is to watch the feature film broadcast on Beijing Satellite TV. All the camera positions in the center of the stage have been evacuated, all the live broadcast staff have called it a day, and all the invited guests have also left collectively, because the feature film program includes advertisements. The broadcast time is about 89 minutes. You have to wait a while to see the final result. There is no need to stay here and wait.
Countless people cursed in their hearts, is this ruining their childhood? Is there any way to play like this
“My grandpa’s dentures fell off laughing!”
"Damn it! Is this all over?"
"They are all rich big dogs!"
"You're cheating! I want to see the six major sects besieging the Mingjiao!"
China has a history of five thousand years. There are things worth remembering in any period. There are too many periods worth traveling back and taking a look at. When the audience sees the Shanhaiguan Pass in the Qing Dynasty, the ships in the Ming Dynasty, the beacon fires in the Song Dynasty, the grasslands in the Yuan Dynasty, and the prosperous Tang Dynasty , the melee of the Six Nations, and when various inn road signs appeared one after another under the wheel of history, everyone became excited.
Swish swish swish!
The audience went online to discuss in real time. Each company had its own performance, but basically they all laughed. The show was indeed as funny as I said just now!
With Zhang Guoli's introduction, more and more professions appeared in the camera, and they could no longer fit in the camera. The camera zoomed further and further away. I am afraid that a team of hundreds of people appeared, everyone performing their own duties, all working for "We" Time Travel" program service.
"It's normal. If the program is good, advertising companies will flock to it and they will fight to get it. No matter how high the advertising fee is, there will still be people willing to pay. If the program is not good, no one will care about the cheap advertising space!"
"It's normal. If the program is good, advertising companies will flock to it and they will fight to get it. No matter how high the advertising fee is, there will still be people willing to pay. If the program is not good, no one will care about the cheap advertising space!"
Pfft hahaha~~~
"This is the era of market economy! But the more this happens, the more reassured I am, which means the quality is not bad! I am afraid that this program will be crappy and make people sick to watch."
Everyone looked out of the camera. The next second, the wall of [Jianghu City] appeared on the screen. Swish, swish, swish, everyone traveled here collectively again, and everyone was busy in their respective places. Zhang Guoli appeared in the camera, holding up a microphone and speaking loudly. He shouted: "The first time travel in "Let's Time Travel" starts now!"
With Zhang Guoli's introduction, more and more professions appeared in the camera, and they could no longer fit in the camera. The camera zoomed further and further away. I am afraid that a team of hundreds of people appeared, everyone performing their own duties, all working for "We" Time Travel" program service.
Swish swish swish!
"My daughter stopped doing her homework. She said that mom and dad were laughing too much in the living room, and she wanted to watch it too!"
"Damn it! Is this all over?"
"Haha! I'm really looking forward to seeing their expressions when they know the truth!"
A line of black text appeared, arousing everyone's interest. Suddenly, a shot of Doraemon and Nobita riding in a time machine appeared on the big screen, and countless people burst into laughter!
Snapped!
The audience took the time to leave messages online, and the chat was lively. When the commercial ended, not many people chatted, and everyone was watching the program seriously.
“My grandpa’s dentures fell off laughing!”
The live broadcast has ended, and the next step is to watch the feature film broadcast on Beijing Satellite TV. All the camera positions in the center of the stage have been evacuated, all the live broadcast staff have called it a day, and all the invited guests have also left collectively, because the feature film program includes advertisements. The broadcast time is about 89 minutes. You have to wait a while to see the final result. There is no need to stay here and wait.
Four people joined the six major sects, and two unlucky ones joined the Ming Cult. Such an obvious confrontation between the camps made the audience look forward to it.
Pfft hahaha~~~
Snapped!
The script editor rubbed the back of his head and finally showed a look of realization: "Because we are going to make a historical time-travel program that is unprecedented and unprecedented, the most professional, the most beautiful, but the least serious in history!"
In the gymnasium, after applauding the guests to leave, the vast majority of students still chose to stay and watch the big screen, especially the students from the film school. They were particularly curious about what kind of film Zhang Guoli would make when he first came into contact with a variety show. .
"The ancient Chinese teacher, martial arts instructor, ancient legal advisor, and costume designer I invited..."
"What is time travel?"
"It's normal. If the program is good, advertising companies will flock to it and they will fight to get it. No matter how high the advertising fee is, there will still be people willing to pay. If the program is not good, no one will care about the cheap advertising space!"
Swish swish swish!
"Unreliable production team~~Unreliable artists~~Look at Xiao Yueyue! I'm going!"
In the next hour, the audience was really happy. A group of people traveled back to the late Yuan Dynasty and early Ming Dynasty and entered the world of relying on heaven and slaying dragons. This setting made countless people extremely excited.
The script editor rubbed the back of his head and finally showed a look of realization: "Because we are going to make a historical time-travel program that is unprecedented and unprecedented, the most professional, the most beautiful, but the least serious in history!"
Everyone looked out of the camera. The next second, the wall of [Jianghu City] appeared on the screen. Swish, swish, swish, everyone traveled here collectively again, and everyone was busy in their respective places. Zhang Guoli appeared in the camera, holding up a microphone and speaking loudly. He shouted: "The first time travel in "Let's Time Travel" starts now!"
The audience was all talking and praising the creative beginning. There are few variety shows that are so joyful. It is like telling a story. A few simple shots, coupled with uncomplicated special effects, quickly gave the audience an intuitive feeling. Concept, it turns out that this is really a very sincere program group.
Zhang Guoli slapped the script editor on the back of the head angrily: "What the hell is the script already written? Can't you make complete preparations in advance and travel through time properly? Where are the history experts and professors I invited?"
A line of black text appeared, arousing everyone's interest. Suddenly, a shot of Doraemon and Nobita riding in a time machine appeared on the big screen, and countless people burst into laughter!
The live broadcast has ended, and the next step is to watch the feature film broadcast on Beijing Satellite TV. All the camera positions in the center of the stage have been evacuated, all the live broadcast staff have called it a day, and all the invited guests have also left collectively, because the feature film program includes advertisements. The broadcast time is about 89 minutes. You have to wait a while to see the final result. There is no need to stay here and wait.
Pfft hahaha~~~
This time it became a Terminator. The robot went back in time through a time machine and tried to kill the human leader. The battle scene was very hot, but this thought bubble was quickly popped by the script editor. He shook his head, this is not right either.
"The mask is all gone... ugh ugh ugh... it doesn't stick on at all. I was laughing the whole time... "
"I go!"
With Zhang Guoli's introduction, more and more professions appeared in the camera, and they could no longer fit in the camera. The camera zoomed further and further away. I am afraid that a team of hundreds of people appeared, everyone performing their own duties, all working for "We" Time Travel" program service.
"Chinese civilization has a history of more than 5,000 years. If you wear it once a week, how many years and months will it take to wear it out?"
A line of black text appeared, arousing everyone's interest. Suddenly, a shot of Doraemon and Nobita riding in a time machine appeared on the big screen, and countless people burst into laughter!
"I feel like I won't laugh anymore!"
Countless people cursed in their hearts, is this ruining their childhood? Is there any way to play like this
Zhang Guoli continued to ask: "Where are the staff I hired with high salaries?"
"Is this the fully prepared program team? It's making me laugh~~~"
Sure enough, a few minutes later, everyone gathered at the gate of Jianghu City and prepared to cross. The first pitfall came. The savings account determines the identity. The performance of these six people was absolutely wonderful. This part of the plot is called a thousand turns, and that is called a Reversal, reversal, and reversal, it’s a show-off that turns out to be a slap in the face. From the moment the meaning of saving money was announced to the time when identities were assigned, the audience never stopped laughing!
Whoosh whoosh!
Next is the performance of the six guests. They are either confused, obedient, or distrustful. Each star has his or her own true performance on whether to save money. These stars all live in modern metropolises. , enjoying the convenience brought by modern civilization, they may not know what time travel is like, nor do they know how poor this crew is, and even the poor have to borrow money from them.
The audience took the time to leave messages online, and the chat was lively. When the commercial ended, not many people chatted, and everyone was watching the program seriously.
Nobita and Doraemon walked out of the space-time tunnel and entered the prehistoric era, but the camera slowly zoomed out, and the scene turned into a thought bubble. An ordinary-looking script editor appeared in the camera, looking at Doraemon sideways. He shook his head to pop A's dream bubble, and another thought bubble appeared next to it.
Nobita and Doraemon walked out of the space-time tunnel and entered the prehistoric era, but the camera slowly zoomed out, and the scene turned into a thought bubble. An ordinary-looking script editor appeared in the camera, looking at Doraemon sideways. He shook his head to pop A's dream bubble, and another thought bubble appeared next to it.
"This is the era of market economy! But the more this happens, the more reassured I am, which means the quality is not bad! I am afraid that this program will be crappy and make people sick to watch."
"The mask is all gone... ugh ugh ugh... it doesn't stick on at all. I was laughing the whole time... "
But the fourth one turned out to be from the prehistoric era. In a shot of Discovery Channel's "Prehistoric Dinosaur World", Zhang Guoli suddenly fell from the sky. Not far away, four velociraptors who were tearing apart the carcasses of herbivorous dinosaurs heard the sound and turned around to see. Looking at Zhang Guoli, teeth stained with flesh and saliva, fierce eyes, and claws that made people feel scared, Zhang Guoli was so frightened that he flew away again, this time directly behind the script editor.
This time it became a Terminator. The robot went back in time through a time machine and tried to kill the human leader. The battle scene was very hot, but this thought bubble was quickly popped by the script editor. He shook his head, this is not right either.
Zhang Guoli slapped the script editor on the back of the head angrily: "What the hell is the script already written? Can't you make complete preparations in advance and travel through time properly? Where are the history experts and professors I invited?"
"It's normal. If the program is good, advertising companies will flock to it and they will fight to get it. No matter how high the advertising fee is, there will still be people willing to pay. If the program is not good, no one will care about the cheap advertising space!"
"Who is Zhang Wuji? Is it Brother Yang? Or Xiao Yueyue? I really want to know!!!!"
The audience was all depressed. The plot of this card was so captivating that at the critical moment, the story broke!
Seeing Zhang Guoli's cartoon portrait being photoshopped in post-production and crying silently on the screen, the audience burst into laughter for the first time.
"Chinese civilization has a history of more than 5,000 years. If you wear it once a week, how many years and months will it take to wear it out?"
"I said oh~~~ Is Zhou Zhiruo Huang Xiaolei or Hailu? Why didn't you tell us?"
"Damn it! Is this all over?"
The third thought bubble appeared. The protagonist was Zhang Guoli. He was wearing modern clothes and suddenly traveled to the scene of the battle between Qin Army and Zhao Army. A general in full armor and riding a horse charged at him with a spear brandishing. Zhang Guoli was frightened. With an earthy face, De raised his right hand high, jumped up on the spot, and suddenly traveled to the fourth thought bubble.
At 8 o'clock sharp, the 60-second golden commercial begins, followed by the GM Buick GL8 business car commercial, the tourism promotion and investment advertisement of Zhongjing Xingguo Film and Television City, a laundry detergent company, and a noble drinking water, all sponsored by "Let's Time Travel" business.
Before you know it, the first episode is over. The big villain Yuan Zhen Old Bald Donkey played by Zhang Guoli ends up setting up a big conspiracy and leaving a big suspense for the audience across the country. Next week's plot must be the whole story. The world's largest high court - a decisive battle at Guangmingding!
But the fourth one turned out to be from the prehistoric era. In a shot of Discovery Channel's "Prehistoric Dinosaur World", Zhang Guoli suddenly fell from the sky. Not far away, four velociraptors who were tearing apart the carcasses of herbivorous dinosaurs heard the sound and turned around to see. Looking at Zhang Guoli, teeth stained with flesh and saliva, fierce eyes, and claws that made people feel scared, Zhang Guoli was so frightened that he flew away again, this time directly behind the script editor.
The script editor rubbed the back of his head and finally showed a look of realization: "Because we are going to make a historical time-travel program that is unprecedented and unprecedented, the most professional, the most beautiful, but the least serious in history!"
The audience was all talking and praising the creative beginning. There are few variety shows that are so joyful. It is like telling a story. A few simple shots, coupled with uncomplicated special effects, quickly gave the audience an intuitive feeling. Concept, it turns out that this is really a very sincere program group.
"Is this the fully prepared program team? It's making me laugh~~~"
Zhang Guoli slapped the script editor on the back of the head angrily: "What the hell is the script already written? Can't you make complete preparations in advance and travel through time properly? Where are the history experts and professors I invited?"
Snapped!
A group of staff members wearing various costumes and holding different equipment appeared in the camera. The various high-end and complex-looking equipment told the audience that the production team's hardware equipment was in a state of turmoil.
Everyone looked out of the camera. The next second, the wall of [Jianghu City] appeared on the screen. Swish, swish, swish, everyone traveled here collectively again, and everyone was busy in their respective places. Zhang Guoli appeared in the camera, holding up a microphone and speaking loudly. He shouted: "The first time travel in "Let's Time Travel" starts now!"
"Who is Zhang Wuji? Is it Brother Yang? Or Xiao Yueyue? I really want to know!!!!"
Swish swish swish!
The students in the gymnasium laughed miserably. Zhang Guoli is the dean. No one has ever dared to tease him like this. Although he is the director of this show, the director was also punished miserably. This sudden change in the character's image is definitely a sign of the film school. A huge laugh that students can’t avoid!
"They are all rich big dogs!"
The script editor rubbed the back of his head and finally showed a look of realization: "Because we are going to make a historical time-travel program that is unprecedented and unprecedented, the most professional, the most beautiful, but the least serious in history!"
"The mask is all gone... ugh ugh ugh... it doesn't stick on at all. I was laughing the whole time... "
Zhang Guoli slapped the script editor on the back of the head angrily: "What the hell is the script already written? Can't you make complete preparations in advance and travel through time properly? Where are the history experts and professors I invited?"
“My grandpa’s dentures fell off laughing!”
The third thought bubble appeared. The protagonist was Zhang Guoli. He was wearing modern clothes and suddenly traveled to the scene of the battle between Qin Army and Zhao Army. A general in full armor and riding a horse charged at him with a spear brandishing. Zhang Guoli was frightened. With an earthy face, De raised his right hand high, jumped up on the spot, and suddenly traveled to the fourth thought bubble.
But the fourth one turned out to be from the prehistoric era. In a shot of Discovery Channel's "Prehistoric Dinosaur World", Zhang Guoli suddenly fell from the sky. Not far away, four velociraptors who were tearing apart the carcasses of herbivorous dinosaurs heard the sound and turned around to see. Looking at Zhang Guoli, teeth stained with flesh and saliva, fierce eyes, and claws that made people feel scared, Zhang Guoli was so frightened that he flew away again, this time directly behind the script editor.
"The ancient Chinese teacher, martial arts instructor, ancient legal advisor, and costume designer I invited..."
"Unreliable production team~~Unreliable artists~~Look at Xiao Yueyue! I'm going!"
China has a history of five thousand years. There are things worth remembering in any period. There are too many periods worth traveling back and taking a look at. When the audience sees the Shanhaiguan Pass in the Qing Dynasty, the ships in the Ming Dynasty, the beacon fires in the Song Dynasty, the grasslands in the Yuan Dynasty, and the prosperous Tang Dynasty , the melee of the Six Nations, and when various inn road signs appeared one after another under the wheel of history, everyone became excited.
Whoosh whoosh!
"I'm so choked~~my face is swollen from laughing!"
"Is this the fully prepared program team? It's making me laugh~~~"
Countless people cursed in their hearts, is this ruining their childhood? Is there any way to play like this
"It's normal. If the program is good, advertising companies will flock to it and they will fight to get it. No matter how high the advertising fee is, there will still be people willing to pay. If the program is not good, no one will care about the cheap advertising space!"
"The mask is all gone... ugh ugh ugh... it doesn't stick on at all. I was laughing the whole time... "
The third thought bubble appeared. The protagonist was Zhang Guoli. He was wearing modern clothes and suddenly traveled to the scene of the battle between Qin Army and Zhao Army. A general in full armor and riding a horse charged at him with a spear brandishing. Zhang Guoli was frightened. With an earthy face, De raised his right hand high, jumped up on the spot, and suddenly traveled to the fourth thought bubble.
"I go!"
The history expert and professor instantly appeared in the camera, sitting on the seats behind them, wearing glasses, picking up a book from the stacks of thick books in front of them, and they were discussing various details of ancient history enthusiastically.
Whoosh whoosh!
The staff invited some of the guests into the car and took them to the Kaihua five-star hotel next to Shancheng University, where a buffet reception and dinner was prepared, with limited admission and better privacy.
Zhang Guoli asked the script editor for the last time: "Tell me, why do we have to make such thorough preparations?"
Swish swish swish!
Sure enough, a few minutes later, everyone gathered at the gate of Jianghu City and prepared to cross. The first pitfall came. The savings account determines the identity. The performance of these six people was absolutely wonderful. This part of the plot is called a thousand turns, and that is called a Reversal, reversal, and reversal, it’s a show-off that turns out to be a slap in the face. From the moment the meaning of saving money was announced to the time when identities were assigned, the audience never stopped laughing!
Zhang Guoli continued to ask: "Where are the staff I hired with high salaries?"
The staff invited some of the guests into the car and took them to the Kaihua five-star hotel next to Shancheng University, where a buffet reception and dinner was prepared, with limited admission and better privacy.
"It's normal. If the program is good, advertising companies will flock to it and they will fight to get it. No matter how high the advertising fee is, there will still be people willing to pay. If the program is not good, no one will care about the cheap advertising space!"
Sure enough, a few minutes later, everyone gathered at the gate of Jianghu City and prepared to cross. The first pitfall came. The savings account determines the identity. The performance of these six people was absolutely wonderful. This part of the plot is called a thousand turns, and that is called a Reversal, reversal, and reversal, it’s a show-off that turns out to be a slap in the face. From the moment the meaning of saving money was announced to the time when identities were assigned, the audience never stopped laughing!
“There’s absolutely no problem with this show surviving for ten to eight years!”
The audience went online to discuss in real time. Each company had its own performance, but basically they all laughed. The show was indeed as funny as I said just now!
Swish swish swish!
"Haha! I'm really looking forward to seeing their expressions when they know the truth!"
"Oh no, coffee sprayed all over the carpet, and I'm kneeling on the keyboard right now! It's all because of this crappy show!"
Four people joined the six major sects, and two unlucky ones joined the Ming Cult. Such an obvious confrontation between the camps made the audience look forward to it.
"Chinese civilization has a history of more than 5,000 years. If you wear it once a week, how many years and months will it take to wear it out?"
"It's a fortress! I bet that this is an unprecedented new subject. As long as it is done well, this program can last for 100 years!"
A group of staff members wearing various costumes and holding different equipment appeared in the camera. The various high-end and complex-looking equipment told the audience that the production team's hardware equipment was in a state of turmoil.
"It's normal. If the program is good, advertising companies will flock to it and they will fight to get it. No matter how high the advertising fee is, there will still be people willing to pay. If the program is not good, no one will care about the cheap advertising space!"
Seeing Zhang Guoli's cartoon portrait being photoshopped in post-production and crying silently on the screen, the audience burst into laughter for the first time.
"Chinese civilization has a history of more than 5,000 years. If you wear it once a week, how many years and months will it take to wear it out?"
"Damn it! Is this all over?"
The staff invited some of the guests into the car and took them to the Kaihua five-star hotel next to Shancheng University, where a buffet reception and dinner was prepared, with limited admission and better privacy.
"Is this the fully prepared program team? It's making me laugh~~~"
"The ancient Chinese teacher, martial arts instructor, ancient legal advisor, and costume designer I invited..."
China has a history of five thousand years. There are things worth remembering in any period. There are too many periods worth traveling back and taking a look at. When the audience sees the Shanhaiguan Pass in the Qing Dynasty, the ships in the Ming Dynasty, the beacon fires in the Song Dynasty, the grasslands in the Yuan Dynasty, and the prosperous Tang Dynasty , the melee of the Six Nations, and when various inn road signs appeared one after another under the wheel of history, everyone became excited.
China has a history of five thousand years. There are things worth remembering in any period. There are too many periods worth traveling back and taking a look at. When the audience sees the Shanhaiguan Pass in the Qing Dynasty, the ships in the Ming Dynasty, the beacon fires in the Song Dynasty, the grasslands in the Yuan Dynasty, and the prosperous Tang Dynasty , the melee of the Six Nations, and when various inn road signs appeared one after another under the wheel of history, everyone became excited.
The audience went crazy with joy. Xiao Yueyue's deposit was 0, and Yang An's deposit was also 0. The two of them were extremely firm and plausible, saying that they would not be deceived or anything. The audience knew in their hearts that these two people would He will definitely be beaten to death by the show crew!
"Is this the fully prepared program team? It's making me laugh~~~"
With Zhang Guoli's introduction, more and more professions appeared in the camera, and they could no longer fit in the camera. The camera zoomed further and further away. I am afraid that a team of hundreds of people appeared, everyone performing their own duties, all working for "We" Time Travel" program service.
The live broadcast has ended, and the next step is to watch the feature film broadcast on Beijing Satellite TV. All the camera positions in the center of the stage have been evacuated, all the live broadcast staff have called it a day, and all the invited guests have also left collectively, because the feature film program includes advertisements. The broadcast time is about 89 minutes. You have to wait a while to see the final result. There is no need to stay here and wait.
Swish swish swish!
Zhang Guoli asked the script editor for the last time: "Tell me, why do we have to make such thorough preparations?"
"You're cheating! I want to see the six major sects besieging the Mingjiao!"
Before you know it, the first episode is over. The big villain Yuan Zhen Old Bald Donkey played by Zhang Guoli ends up setting up a big conspiracy and leaving a big suspense for the audience across the country. Next week's plot must be the whole story. The world's largest high court - a decisive battle at Guangmingding!
“My grandpa’s dentures fell off laughing!”
The script editor rubbed the back of his head and finally showed a look of realization: "Because we are going to make a historical time-travel program that is unprecedented and unprecedented, the most professional, the most beautiful, but the least serious in history!"
"Is this the fully prepared program team? It's making me laugh~~~"
"Chinese civilization has a history of more than 5,000 years. If you wear it once a week, how many years and months will it take to wear it out?"
"I said oh~~~ Is Zhou Zhiruo Huang Xiaolei or Hailu? Why didn't you tell us?"
With Zhang Guoli's introduction, more and more professions appeared in the camera, and they could no longer fit in the camera. The camera zoomed further and further away. I am afraid that a team of hundreds of people appeared, everyone performing their own duties, all working for "We" Time Travel" program service.
"Is this the fully prepared program team? It's making me laugh~~~"
The script editor rubbed the back of his head and finally showed a look of realization: "Because we are going to make a historical time-travel program that is unprecedented and unprecedented, the most professional, the most beautiful, but the least serious in history!"
"Is this the fully prepared program team? It's making me laugh~~~"
"It's normal. If the program is good, advertising companies will flock to it and they will fight to get it. No matter how high the advertising fee is, there will still be people willing to pay. If the program is not good, no one will care about the cheap advertising space!"
Swish swish swish!
Seeing Zhang Guoli's cartoon portrait being photoshopped in post-production and crying silently on the screen, the audience burst into laughter for the first time.
"Is this the fully prepared program team? It's making me laugh~~~"
Turn on the computer and play the board. At this time, music appears and a hand-painted opening begins.
China has a history of five thousand years. There are things worth remembering in any period. There are too many periods worth traveling back and taking a look at. When the audience sees the Shanhaiguan Pass in the Qing Dynasty, the ships in the Ming Dynasty, the beacon fires in the Song Dynasty, the grasslands in the Yuan Dynasty, and the prosperous Tang Dynasty , the melee of the Six Nations, and when various inn road signs appeared one after another under the wheel of history, everyone became excited.
Everyone looked out of the camera. The next second, the wall of [Jianghu City] appeared on the screen. Swish, swish, swish, everyone traveled here collectively again, and everyone was busy in their respective places. Zhang Guoli appeared in the camera, holding up a microphone and speaking loudly. He shouted: "The first time travel in "Let's Time Travel" starts now!"
The audience was all depressed. The plot of this card was so captivating that at the critical moment, the story broke!
Finally, the scene changed to a modern city, and the funny script editor appeared in the camera again, writing in his diary.
The typewriter displayed a line of words on the screen: "On August 21, the program team received a notice from the Time and Space Administration, requiring the time travel team to deposit time travel funds, but the chief director is now too poor to even pay his salary, so he can only find a way Borrowing money from members of the time traveling team..."
"The ancient Chinese teacher, martial arts instructor, ancient legal advisor, and costume designer I invited..."
The audience took the time to leave messages online, and the chat was lively. When the commercial ended, not many people chatted, and everyone was watching the program seriously.
Zhang Guoli continued to ask: "Where are the staff I hired with high salaries?"
“There’s absolutely no problem with this show surviving for ten to eight years!”
Snapped!
"The mask is all gone... ugh ugh ugh... it doesn't stick on at all. I was laughing the whole time... "
The history expert and professor instantly appeared in the camera, sitting on the seats behind them, wearing glasses, picking up a book from the stacks of thick books in front of them, and they were discussing various details of ancient history enthusiastically.
Next is the performance of the six guests. They are either confused, obedient, or distrustful. Each star has his or her own true performance on whether to save money. These stars all live in modern metropolises. , enjoying the convenience brought by modern civilization, they may not know what time travel is like, nor do they know how poor this crew is, and even the poor have to borrow money from them.
Seeing Zhang Guoli's cartoon portrait being photoshopped in post-production and crying silently on the screen, the audience burst into laughter for the first time.
Nobita and Doraemon walked out of the space-time tunnel and entered the prehistoric era, but the camera slowly zoomed out, and the scene turned into a thought bubble. An ordinary-looking script editor appeared in the camera, looking at Doraemon sideways. He shook his head to pop A's dream bubble, and another thought bubble appeared next to it.
Turn on the computer and play the board. At this time, music appears and a hand-painted opening begins.
In the gymnasium, after applauding the guests to leave, the vast majority of students still chose to stay and watch the big screen, especially the students from the film school. They were particularly curious about what kind of film Zhang Guoli would make when he first came into contact with a variety show. .
The audience went crazy with joy. Xiao Yueyue's deposit was 0, and Yang An's deposit was also 0. The two of them were extremely firm and plausible, saying that they would not be deceived or anything. The audience knew in their hearts that these two people would He will definitely be beaten to death by the show crew!
"Is this the fully prepared program team? It's making me laugh~~~"
"Oh no, coffee sprayed all over the carpet, and I'm kneeling on the keyboard right now! It's all because of this crappy show!"
"It's a fortress! I bet that this is an unprecedented new subject. As long as it is done well, this program can last for 100 years!"
But the fourth one turned out to be from the prehistoric era. In a shot of Discovery Channel's "Prehistoric Dinosaur World", Zhang Guoli suddenly fell from the sky. Not far away, four velociraptors who were tearing apart the carcasses of herbivorous dinosaurs heard the sound and turned around to see. Looking at Zhang Guoli, teeth stained with flesh and saliva, fierce eyes, and claws that made people feel scared, Zhang Guoli was so frightened that he flew away again, this time directly behind the script editor.
Various funny emoticons kept appearing, and all the stars showed their faces, with cartoon-like bodies and faces that make people want to laugh. They took turns appearing in the wheel of history, as if they were waiting for the bus at a post station. .
"I said oh~~~ Is Zhou Zhiruo Huang Xiaolei or Hailu? Why didn't you tell us?"
"My daughter stopped doing her homework. She said that mom and dad were laughing too much in the living room, and she wanted to watch it too!"
The audience was all talking and praising the creative beginning. There are few variety shows that are so joyful. It is like telling a story. A few simple shots, coupled with uncomplicated special effects, quickly gave the audience an intuitive feeling. Concept, it turns out that this is really a very sincere program group.
Four people joined the six major sects, and two unlucky ones joined the Ming Cult. Such an obvious confrontation between the camps made the audience look forward to it.
At 8 o'clock sharp, the 60-second golden commercial begins, followed by the GM Buick GL8 business car commercial, the tourism promotion and investment advertisement of Zhongjing Xingguo Film and Television City, a laundry detergent company, and a noble drinking water, all sponsored by "Let's Time Travel" business.
Whoosh whoosh!
"I go!"
"The mask is all gone... ugh ugh ugh... it doesn't stick on at all. I was laughing the whole time... "
China has a history of five thousand years. There are things worth remembering in any period. There are too many periods worth traveling back and taking a look at. When the audience sees the Shanhaiguan Pass in the Qing Dynasty, the ships in the Ming Dynasty, the beacon fires in the Song Dynasty, the grasslands in the Yuan Dynasty, and the prosperous Tang Dynasty , the melee of the Six Nations, and when various inn road signs appeared one after another under the wheel of history, everyone became excited.
Various funny emoticons kept appearing, and all the stars showed their faces, with cartoon-like bodies and faces that make people want to laugh. They took turns appearing in the wheel of history, as if they were waiting for the bus at a post station. .
Swish swish swish!
Next is the performance of the six guests. They are either confused, obedient, or distrustful. Each star has his or her own true performance on whether to save money. These stars all live in modern metropolises. , enjoying the convenience brought by modern civilization, they may not know what time travel is like, nor do they know how poor this crew is, and even the poor have to borrow money from them.
"I'm so choked~~my face is swollen from laughing!"
"Unreliable production team~~Unreliable artists~~Look at Xiao Yueyue! I'm going!"
"It's a fortress! I bet that this is an unprecedented new subject. As long as it is done well, this program can last for 100 years!"
Swish swish swish!
"Is this the fully prepared program team? It's making me laugh~~~"
"Chinese civilization has a history of more than 5,000 years. If you wear it once a week, how many years and months will it take to wear it out?"
Turn on the computer and play the board. At this time, music appears and a hand-painted opening begins.
The students in the gymnasium laughed miserably. Zhang Guoli is the dean. No one has ever dared to tease him like this. Although he is the director of this show, the director was also punished miserably. This sudden change in the character's image is definitely a sign of the film school. A huge laugh that students can’t avoid!
"Chinese civilization has a history of more than 5,000 years. If you wear it once a week, how many years and months will it take to wear it out?"
A group of staff members wearing various costumes and holding different equipment appeared in the camera. The various high-end and complex-looking equipment told the audience that the production team's hardware equipment was in a state of turmoil.
Sure enough, a few minutes later, everyone gathered at the gate of Jianghu City and prepared to cross. The first pitfall came. The savings account determines the identity. The performance of these six people was absolutely wonderful. This part of the plot is called a thousand turns, and that is called a Reversal, reversal, and reversal, it’s a show-off that turns out to be a slap in the face. From the moment the meaning of saving money was announced to the time when identities were assigned, the audience never stopped laughing!
The history expert and professor instantly appeared in the camera, sitting on the seats behind them, wearing glasses, picking up a book from the stacks of thick books in front of them, and they were discussing various details of ancient history enthusiastically.
“There’s absolutely no problem with this show surviving for ten to eight years!”
The live broadcast has ended, and the next step is to watch the feature film broadcast on Beijing Satellite TV. All the camera positions in the center of the stage have been evacuated, all the live broadcast staff have called it a day, and all the invited guests have also left collectively, because the feature film program includes advertisements. The broadcast time is about 89 minutes. You have to wait a while to see the final result. There is no need to stay here and wait.
"Ah~~Does anyone know what will happen in the next episode? Is Xiao Yueyue playing Zhang Wuji?"
The audience went crazy with joy. Xiao Yueyue's deposit was 0, and Yang An's deposit was also 0. The two of them were extremely firm and plausible, saying that they would not be deceived or anything. The audience knew in their hearts that these two people would He will definitely be beaten to death by the show crew!
Zhang Guoli asked the script editor for the last time: "Tell me, why do we have to make such thorough preparations?"
The audience was all talking and praising the creative beginning. There are few variety shows that are so joyful. It is like telling a story. A few simple shots, coupled with uncomplicated special effects, quickly gave the audience an intuitive feeling. Concept, it turns out that this is really a very sincere program group.
Before you know it, the first episode is over. The big villain Yuan Zhen Old Bald Donkey played by Zhang Guoli ends up setting up a big conspiracy and leaving a big suspense for the audience across the country. Next week's plot must be the whole story. The world's largest high court - a decisive battle at Guangmingding!
In the next hour, the audience was really happy. A group of people traveled back to the late Yuan Dynasty and early Ming Dynasty and entered the world of relying on heaven and slaying dragons. This setting made countless people extremely excited.
Finally, the scene changed to a modern city, and the funny script editor appeared in the camera again, writing in his diary.
Sure enough, a few minutes later, everyone gathered at the gate of Jianghu City and prepared to cross. The first pitfall came. The savings account determines the identity. The performance of these six people was absolutely wonderful. This part of the plot is called a thousand turns, and that is called a Reversal, reversal, and reversal, it’s a show-off that turns out to be a slap in the face. From the moment the meaning of saving money was announced to the time when identities were assigned, the audience never stopped laughing!
“There’s absolutely no problem with this show surviving for ten to eight years!”
Before you know it, the first episode is over. The big villain Yuan Zhen Old Bald Donkey played by Zhang Guoli ends up setting up a big conspiracy and leaving a big suspense for the audience across the country. Next week's plot must be the whole story. The world's largest high court - a decisive battle at Guangmingding!
Sure enough, a few minutes later, everyone gathered at the gate of Jianghu City and prepared to cross. The first pitfall came. The savings account determines the identity. The performance of these six people was absolutely wonderful. This part of the plot is called a thousand turns, and that is called a Reversal, reversal, and reversal, it’s a show-off that turns out to be a slap in the face. From the moment the meaning of saving money was announced to the time when identities were assigned, the audience never stopped laughing!
Before you know it, the first episode is over. The big villain Yuan Zhen Old Bald Donkey played by Zhang Guoli ends up setting up a big conspiracy and leaving a big suspense for the audience across the country. Next week's plot must be the whole story. The world's largest high court - a decisive battle at Guangmingding!
The typewriter displayed a line of words on the screen: "On August 21, the program team received a notice from the Time and Space Administration, requiring the time travel team to deposit time travel funds, but the chief director is now too poor to even pay his salary, so he can only find a way Borrowing money from members of the time traveling team..."
Zhang Guoli continued to ask: "Where are the staff I hired with high salaries?"
The audience went crazy with joy. Xiao Yueyue's deposit was 0, and Yang An's deposit was also 0. The two of them were extremely firm and plausible, saying that they would not be deceived or anything. The audience knew in their hearts that these two people would He will definitely be beaten to death by the show crew!
Pfft hahaha~~~
The third thought bubble appeared. The protagonist was Zhang Guoli. He was wearing modern clothes and suddenly traveled to the scene of the battle between Qin Army and Zhao Army. A general in full armor and riding a horse charged at him with a spear brandishing. Zhang Guoli was frightened. With an earthy face, De raised his right hand high, jumped up on the spot, and suddenly traveled to the fourth thought bubble.
"Haha! I'm really looking forward to seeing their expressions when they know the truth!"
The staff invited some of the guests into the car and took them to the Kaihua five-star hotel next to Shancheng University, where a buffet reception and dinner was prepared, with limited admission and better privacy.
Next is the performance of the six guests. They are either confused, obedient, or distrustful. Each star has his or her own true performance on whether to save money. These stars all live in modern metropolises. , enjoying the convenience brought by modern civilization, they may not know what time travel is like, nor do they know how poor this crew is, and even the poor have to borrow money from them.
"Damn it! Is this all over?"
"This is the era of market economy! But the more this happens, the more reassured I am, which means the quality is not bad! I am afraid that this program will be crappy and make people sick to watch."
"I said oh~~~ Is Zhou Zhiruo Huang Xiaolei or Hailu? Why didn't you tell us?"
"Is this the fully prepared program team? It's making me laugh~~~"
Seeing Zhang Guoli's cartoon portrait being photoshopped in post-production and crying silently on the screen, the audience burst into laughter for the first time.
Next is the performance of the six guests. They are either confused, obedient, or distrustful. Each star has his or her own true performance on whether to save money. These stars all live in modern metropolises. , enjoying the convenience brought by modern civilization, they may not know what time travel is like, nor do they know how poor this crew is, and even the poor have to borrow money from them.
"I said oh~~~ Is Zhou Zhiruo Huang Xiaolei or Hailu? Why didn't you tell us?"
The students in the gymnasium laughed miserably. Zhang Guoli is the dean. No one has ever dared to tease him like this. Although he is the director of this show, the director was also punished miserably. This sudden change in the character's image is definitely a sign of the film school. A huge laugh that students can’t avoid!
This is killing the audience!
The audience went crazy with joy. Xiao Yueyue's deposit was 0, and Yang An's deposit was also 0. The two of them were extremely firm and plausible, saying that they would not be deceived or anything. The audience knew in their hearts that these two people would He will definitely be beaten to death by the show crew!
"The ancient Chinese teacher, martial arts instructor, ancient legal advisor, and costume designer I invited..."
Seeing Zhang Guoli's cartoon portrait being photoshopped in post-production and crying silently on the screen, the audience burst into laughter for the first time.
The typewriter displayed a line of words on the screen: "On August 21, the program team received a notice from the Time and Space Administration, requiring the time travel team to deposit time travel funds, but the chief director is now too poor to even pay his salary, so he can only find a way Borrowing money from members of the time traveling team..."
"They are all rich big dogs!"
Nobita and Doraemon walked out of the space-time tunnel and entered the prehistoric era, but the camera slowly zoomed out, and the scene turned into a thought bubble. An ordinary-looking script editor appeared in the camera, looking at Doraemon sideways. He shook his head to pop A's dream bubble, and another thought bubble appeared next to it.
Countless people cursed in their hearts, is this ruining their childhood? Is there any way to play like this
Next is the performance of the six guests. They are either confused, obedient, or distrustful. Each star has his or her own true performance on whether to save money. These stars all live in modern metropolises. , enjoying the convenience brought by modern civilization, they may not know what time travel is like, nor do they know how poor this crew is, and even the poor have to borrow money from them.
The third thought bubble appeared. The protagonist was Zhang Guoli. He was wearing modern clothes and suddenly traveled to the scene of the battle between Qin Army and Zhao Army. A general in full armor and riding a horse charged at him with a spear brandishing. Zhang Guoli was frightened. With an earthy face, De raised his right hand high, jumped up on the spot, and suddenly traveled to the fourth thought bubble.
"Ah~~Does anyone know what will happen in the next episode? Is Xiao Yueyue playing Zhang Wuji?"
The audience went crazy with joy. Xiao Yueyue's deposit was 0, and Yang An's deposit was also 0. The two of them were extremely firm and plausible, saying that they would not be deceived or anything. The audience knew in their hearts that these two people would He will definitely be beaten to death by the show crew!
"My daughter stopped doing her homework. She said that mom and dad were laughing too much in the living room, and she wanted to watch it too!"
The students in the gymnasium laughed miserably. Zhang Guoli is the dean. No one has ever dared to tease him like this. Although he is the director of this show, the director was also punished miserably. This sudden change in the character's image is definitely a sign of the film school. A huge laugh that students can’t avoid!
Snapped!
The audience went online to discuss in real time. Each company had its own performance, but basically they all laughed. The show was indeed as funny as I said just now!
"The ancient Chinese teacher, martial arts instructor, ancient legal advisor, and costume designer I invited..."
"Haha! I'm really looking forward to seeing their expressions when they know the truth!"
"The mask is all gone... ugh ugh ugh... it doesn't stick on at all. I was laughing the whole time... "
Before you know it, the first episode is over. The big villain Yuan Zhen Old Bald Donkey played by Zhang Guoli ends up setting up a big conspiracy and leaving a big suspense for the audience across the country. Next week's plot must be the whole story. The world's largest high court - a decisive battle at Guangmingding!
"Is this the fully prepared program team? It's making me laugh~~~"
Zhang Guoli asked the script editor for the last time: "Tell me, why do we have to make such thorough preparations?"
At 8 o'clock sharp, the 60-second golden commercial begins, followed by the GM Buick GL8 business car commercial, the tourism promotion and investment advertisement of Zhongjing Xingguo Film and Television City, a laundry detergent company, and a noble drinking water, all sponsored by "Let's Time Travel" business.
Next is the performance of the six guests. They are either confused, obedient, or distrustful. Each star has his or her own true performance on whether to save money. These stars all live in modern metropolises. , enjoying the convenience brought by modern civilization, they may not know what time travel is like, nor do they know how poor this crew is, and even the poor have to borrow money from them.
"Chinese civilization has a history of more than 5,000 years. If you wear it once a week, how many years and months will it take to wear it out?"
"I feel like I won't laugh anymore!"
The staff invited some of the guests into the car and took them to the Kaihua five-star hotel next to Shancheng University, where a buffet reception and dinner was prepared, with limited admission and better privacy.
"Unreliable production team~~Unreliable artists~~Look at Xiao Yueyue! I'm going!"
Everyone looked out of the camera. The next second, the wall of [Jianghu City] appeared on the screen. Swish, swish, swish, everyone traveled here collectively again, and everyone was busy in their respective places. Zhang Guoli appeared in the camera, holding up a microphone and speaking loudly. He shouted: "The first time travel in "Let's Time Travel" starts now!"
Snapped!
The audience went crazy with joy. Xiao Yueyue's deposit was 0, and Yang An's deposit was also 0. The two of them were extremely firm and plausible, saying that they would not be deceived or anything. The audience knew in their hearts that these two people would He will definitely be beaten to death by the show crew!
Four people joined the six major sects, and two unlucky ones joined the Ming Cult. Such an obvious confrontation between the camps made the audience look forward to it.
At 8 o'clock sharp, the 60-second golden commercial begins, followed by the GM Buick GL8 business car commercial, the tourism promotion and investment advertisement of Zhongjing Xingguo Film and Television City, a laundry detergent company, and a noble drinking water, all sponsored by "Let's Time Travel" business.
Seeing Zhang Guoli's cartoon portrait being photoshopped in post-production and crying silently on the screen, the audience burst into laughter for the first time.
"What is time travel?"
Sure enough, a few minutes later, everyone gathered at the gate of Jianghu City and prepared to cross. The first pitfall came. The savings account determines the identity. The performance of these six people was absolutely wonderful. This part of the plot is called a thousand turns, and that is called a Reversal, reversal, and reversal, it’s a show-off that turns out to be a slap in the face. From the moment the meaning of saving money was announced to the time when identities were assigned, the audience never stopped laughing!
In the next hour, the audience was really happy. A group of people traveled back to the late Yuan Dynasty and early Ming Dynasty and entered the world of relying on heaven and slaying dragons. This setting made countless people extremely excited.
"You're cheating! I want to see the six major sects besieging the Mingjiao!"
Sure enough, a few minutes later, everyone gathered at the gate of Jianghu City and prepared to cross. The first pitfall came. The savings account determines the identity. The performance of these six people was absolutely wonderful. This part of the plot is called a thousand turns, and that is called a Reversal, reversal, and reversal, it’s a show-off that turns out to be a slap in the face. From the moment the meaning of saving money was announced to the time when identities were assigned, the audience never stopped laughing!
Next is the performance of the six guests. They are either confused, obedient, or distrustful. Each star has his or her own true performance on whether to save money. These stars all live in modern metropolises. , enjoying the convenience brought by modern civilization, they may not know what time travel is like, nor do they know how poor this crew is, and even the poor have to borrow money from them.
In the next hour, the audience was really happy. A group of people traveled back to the late Yuan Dynasty and early Ming Dynasty and entered the world of relying on heaven and slaying dragons. This setting made countless people extremely excited.
Seeing Zhang Guoli's cartoon portrait being photoshopped in post-production and crying silently on the screen, the audience burst into laughter for the first time.
The students in the gymnasium laughed miserably. Zhang Guoli is the dean. No one has ever dared to tease him like this. Although he is the director of this show, the director was also punished miserably. This sudden change in the character's image is definitely a sign of the film school. A huge laugh that students can’t avoid!
"The mask is all gone... ugh ugh ugh... it doesn't stick on at all. I was laughing the whole time... "
"I'm so choked~~my face is swollen from laughing!"
The staff invited some of the guests into the car and took them to the Kaihua five-star hotel next to Shancheng University, where a buffet reception and dinner was prepared, with limited admission and better privacy.
Swish swish swish!
Various funny emoticons kept appearing, and all the stars showed their faces, with cartoon-like bodies and faces that make people want to laugh. They took turns appearing in the wheel of history, as if they were waiting for the bus at a post station. .
"Damn it! Is this all over?"
"They are all rich big dogs!"
Four people joined the six major sects, and two unlucky ones joined the Ming Cult. Such an obvious confrontation between the camps made the audience look forward to it.
Swish swish swish!
The audience was all talking and praising the creative beginning. There are few variety shows that are so joyful. It is like telling a story. A few simple shots, coupled with uncomplicated special effects, quickly gave the audience an intuitive feeling. Concept, it turns out that this is really a very sincere program group.
“My grandpa’s dentures fell off laughing!”
"It's normal. If the program is good, advertising companies will flock to it and they will fight to get it. No matter how high the advertising fee is, there will still be people willing to pay. If the program is not good, no one will care about the cheap advertising space!"
This time it became a Terminator. The robot went back in time through a time machine and tried to kill the human leader. The battle scene was very hot, but this thought bubble was quickly popped by the script editor. He shook his head, this is not right either.
Zhang Guoli slapped the script editor on the back of the head angrily: "What the hell is the script already written? Can't you make complete preparations in advance and travel through time properly? Where are the history experts and professors I invited?"
Swish swish swish!
"Oh no, coffee sprayed all over the carpet, and I'm kneeling on the keyboard right now! It's all because of this crappy show!"
Sure enough, a few minutes later, everyone gathered at the gate of Jianghu City and prepared to cross. The first pitfall came. The savings account determines the identity. The performance of these six people was absolutely wonderful. This part of the plot is called a thousand turns, and that is called a Reversal, reversal, and reversal, it’s a show-off that turns out to be a slap in the face. From the moment the meaning of saving money was announced to the time when identities were assigned, the audience never stopped laughing!
Pfft hahaha~~~
"The mask is all gone... ugh ugh ugh... it doesn't stick on at all. I was laughing the whole time... "
Various funny emoticons kept appearing, and all the stars showed their faces, with cartoon-like bodies and faces that make people want to laugh. They took turns appearing in the wheel of history, as if they were waiting for the bus at a post station. .
“There’s absolutely no problem with this show surviving for ten to eight years!”
With Zhang Guoli's introduction, more and more professions appeared in the camera, and they could no longer fit in the camera. The camera zoomed further and further away. I am afraid that a team of hundreds of people appeared, everyone performing their own duties, all working for "We" Time Travel" program service.
The script editor rubbed the back of his head and finally showed a look of realization: "Because we are going to make a historical time-travel program that is unprecedented and unprecedented, the most professional, the most beautiful, but the least serious in history!"
Zhang Guoli slapped the script editor on the back of the head angrily: "What the hell is the script already written? Can't you make complete preparations in advance and travel through time properly? Where are the history experts and professors I invited?"
Zhang Guoli slapped the script editor on the back of the head angrily: "What the hell is the script already written? Can't you make complete preparations in advance and travel through time properly? Where are the history experts and professors I invited?"
Turn on the computer and play the board. At this time, music appears and a hand-painted opening begins.
"My daughter stopped doing her homework. She said that mom and dad were laughing too much in the living room, and she wanted to watch it too!"
"It's normal. If the program is good, advertising companies will flock to it and they will fight to get it. No matter how high the advertising fee is, there will still be people willing to pay. If the program is not good, no one will care about the cheap advertising space!"
The audience went online to discuss in real time. Each company had its own performance, but basically they all laughed. The show was indeed as funny as I said just now!
The audience went online to discuss in real time. Each company had its own performance, but basically they all laughed. The show was indeed as funny as I said just now!
"I said oh~~~ Is Zhou Zhiruo Huang Xiaolei or Hailu? Why didn't you tell us?"
"I said oh~~~ Is Zhou Zhiruo Huang Xiaolei or Hailu? Why didn't you tell us?"
In the next hour, the audience was really happy. A group of people traveled back to the late Yuan Dynasty and early Ming Dynasty and entered the world of relying on heaven and slaying dragons. This setting made countless people extremely excited.
Before you know it, the first episode is over. The big villain Yuan Zhen Old Bald Donkey played by Zhang Guoli ends up setting up a big conspiracy and leaving a big suspense for the audience across the country. Next week's plot must be the whole story. The world's largest high court - a decisive battle at Guangmingding!
The typewriter displayed a line of words on the screen: "On August 21, the program team received a notice from the Time and Space Administration, requiring the time travel team to deposit time travel funds, but the chief director is now too poor to even pay his salary, so he can only find a way Borrowing money from members of the time traveling team..."
"It's a fortress! I bet that this is an unprecedented new subject. As long as it is done well, this program can last for 100 years!"
"I feel like I won't laugh anymore!"
China has a history of five thousand years. There are things worth remembering in any period. There are too many periods worth traveling back and taking a look at. When the audience sees the Shanhaiguan Pass in the Qing Dynasty, the ships in the Ming Dynasty, the beacon fires in the Song Dynasty, the grasslands in the Yuan Dynasty, and the prosperous Tang Dynasty , the melee of the Six Nations, and when various inn road signs appeared one after another under the wheel of history, everyone became excited.
"The mask is all gone... ugh ugh ugh... it doesn't stick on at all. I was laughing the whole time... "
"Damn it! Is this all over?"
Four people joined the six major sects, and two unlucky ones joined the Ming Cult. Such an obvious confrontation between the camps made the audience look forward to it.
With Zhang Guoli's introduction, more and more professions appeared in the camera, and they could no longer fit in the camera. The camera zoomed further and further away. I am afraid that a team of hundreds of people appeared, everyone performing their own duties, all working for "We" Time Travel" program service.
A line of black text appeared, arousing everyone's interest. Suddenly, a shot of Doraemon and Nobita riding in a time machine appeared on the big screen, and countless people burst into laughter!
Swish swish swish!
"Ah~~Does anyone know what will happen in the next episode? Is Xiao Yueyue playing Zhang Wuji?"
"My daughter stopped doing her homework. She said that mom and dad were laughing too much in the living room, and she wanted to watch it too!"
"I'm so choked~~my face is swollen from laughing!"
Before you know it, the first episode is over. The big villain Yuan Zhen Old Bald Donkey played by Zhang Guoli ends up setting up a big conspiracy and leaving a big suspense for the audience across the country. Next week's plot must be the whole story. The world's largest high court - a decisive battle at Guangmingding!
The history expert and professor instantly appeared in the camera, sitting on the seats behind them, wearing glasses, picking up a book from the stacks of thick books in front of them, and they were discussing various details of ancient history enthusiastically.
In the gymnasium, after applauding the guests to leave, the vast majority of students still chose to stay and watch the big screen, especially the students from the film school. They were particularly curious about what kind of film Zhang Guoli would make when he first came into contact with a variety show. .
The audience went crazy with joy. Xiao Yueyue's deposit was 0, and Yang An's deposit was also 0. The two of them were extremely firm and plausible, saying that they would not be deceived or anything. The audience knew in their hearts that these two people would He will definitely be beaten to death by the show crew!
Finally, the scene changed to a modern city, and the funny script editor appeared in the camera again, writing in his diary.
"Damn it! Is this all over?"
"Damn it! Is this all over?"
Seeing Zhang Guoli's cartoon portrait being photoshopped in post-production and crying silently on the screen, the audience burst into laughter for the first time.
Zhang Guoli continued to ask: "Where are the staff I hired with high salaries?"
Zhang Guoli asked the script editor for the last time: "Tell me, why do we have to make such thorough preparations?"
"I go!"
"The mask is all gone... ugh ugh ugh... it doesn't stick on at all. I was laughing the whole time... "
Snapped!
"I go!"
"You're cheating! I want to see the six major sects besieging the Mingjiao!"
"Is this the fully prepared program team? It's making me laugh~~~"
Finally, the scene changed to a modern city, and the funny script editor appeared in the camera again, writing in his diary.
"You're cheating! I want to see the six major sects besieging the Mingjiao!"
"It's a fortress! I bet that this is an unprecedented new subject. As long as it is done well, this program can last for 100 years!"
"Oh no, coffee sprayed all over the carpet, and I'm kneeling on the keyboard right now! It's all because of this crappy show!"
The audience was all depressed. The plot of this card was so captivating that at the critical moment, the story broke!
Zhang Guoli asked the script editor for the last time: "Tell me, why do we have to make such thorough preparations?"
Zhang Guoli asked the script editor for the last time: "Tell me, why do we have to make such thorough preparations?"
"I said oh~~~ Is Zhou Zhiruo Huang Xiaolei or Hailu? Why didn't you tell us?"
The audience went crazy with joy. Xiao Yueyue's deposit was 0, and Yang An's deposit was also 0. The two of them were extremely firm and plausible, saying that they would not be deceived or anything. The audience knew in their hearts that these two people would He will definitely be beaten to death by the show crew!
"Bad silver, liar, routine... wu wu wu... do we have to wait another week? Why does this kind of show appear? I feel like I will never love it again!"
This time it became a Terminator. The robot went back in time through a time machine and tried to kill the human leader. The battle scene was very hot, but this thought bubble was quickly popped by the script editor. He shook his head, this is not right either.
Various funny emoticons kept appearing, and all the stars showed their faces, with cartoon-like bodies and faces that make people want to laugh. They took turns appearing in the wheel of history, as if they were waiting for the bus at a post station. .
"Who is Zhang Wuji? Is it Brother Yang? Or Xiao Yueyue? I really want to know!!!!"
Before you know it, the first episode is over. The big villain Yuan Zhen Old Bald Donkey played by Zhang Guoli ends up setting up a big conspiracy and leaving a big suspense for the audience across the country. Next week's plot must be the whole story. The world's largest high court - a decisive battle at Guangmingding!
Everyone looked out of the camera. The next second, the wall of [Jianghu City] appeared on the screen. Swish, swish, swish, everyone traveled here collectively again, and everyone was busy in their respective places. Zhang Guoli appeared in the camera, holding up a microphone and speaking loudly. He shouted: "The first time travel in "Let's Time Travel" starts now!"
"Ah~~Does anyone know what will happen in the next episode? Is Xiao Yueyue playing Zhang Wuji?"
Snapped!
"It's a fortress! I bet that this is an unprecedented new subject. As long as it is done well, this program can last for 100 years!"
Sure enough, a few minutes later, everyone gathered at the gate of Jianghu City and prepared to cross. The first pitfall came. The savings account determines the identity. The performance of these six people was absolutely wonderful. This part of the plot is called a thousand turns, and that is called a Reversal, reversal, and reversal, it’s a show-off that turns out to be a slap in the face. From the moment the meaning of saving money was announced to the time when identities were assigned, the audience never stopped laughing!
Whoosh whoosh!
"Unreliable production team~~Unreliable artists~~Look at Xiao Yueyue! I'm going!"
"Ah~~Does anyone know what will happen in the next episode? Is Xiao Yueyue playing Zhang Wuji?"
"Bad silver, liar, routine... wu wu wu... do we have to wait another week? Why does this kind of show appear? I feel like I will never love it again!"
Finally, the scene changed to a modern city, and the funny script editor appeared in the camera again, writing in his diary.
"I'm so choked~~my face is swollen from laughing!"
"Bad silver, liar, routine... wu wu wu... do we have to wait another week? Why does this kind of show appear? I feel like I will never love it again!"
"Who is Zhang Wuji? Is it Brother Yang? Or Xiao Yueyue? I really want to know!!!!"
The staff invited some of the guests into the car and took them to the Kaihua five-star hotel next to Shancheng University, where a buffet reception and dinner was prepared, with limited admission and better privacy.
"Damn it! Is this all over?"
Various funny emoticons kept appearing, and all the stars showed their faces, with cartoon-like bodies and faces that make people want to laugh. They took turns appearing in the wheel of history, as if they were waiting for the bus at a post station. .
"I feel like I won't laugh anymore!"
Nobita and Doraemon walked out of the space-time tunnel and entered the prehistoric era, but the camera slowly zoomed out, and the scene turned into a thought bubble. An ordinary-looking script editor appeared in the camera, looking at Doraemon sideways. He shook his head to pop A's dream bubble, and another thought bubble appeared next to it.
A group of staff members wearing various costumes and holding different equipment appeared in the camera. The various high-end and complex-looking equipment told the audience that the production team's hardware equipment was in a state of turmoil.
"I said oh~~~ Is Zhou Zhiruo Huang Xiaolei or Hailu? Why didn't you tell us?"
The audience went crazy with joy. Xiao Yueyue's deposit was 0, and Yang An's deposit was also 0. The two of them were extremely firm and plausible, saying that they would not be deceived or anything. The audience knew in their hearts that these two people would He will definitely be beaten to death by the show crew!
At 8 o'clock sharp, the 60-second golden commercial begins, followed by the GM Buick GL8 business car commercial, the tourism promotion and investment advertisement of Zhongjing Xingguo Film and Television City, a laundry detergent company, and a noble drinking water, all sponsored by "Let's Time Travel" business.
The staff invited some of the guests into the car and took them to the Kaihua five-star hotel next to Shancheng University, where a buffet reception and dinner was prepared, with limited admission and better privacy.
"The ancient Chinese teacher, martial arts instructor, ancient legal advisor, and costume designer I invited..."
The audience was all depressed. The plot of this card was so captivating that at the critical moment, the story broke!
Whoosh whoosh!
Four people joined the six major sects, and two unlucky ones joined the Ming Cult. Such an obvious confrontation between the camps made the audience look forward to it.
"I go!"
This is killing the audience!
"What is time travel?"
The staff invited some of the guests into the car and took them to the Kaihua five-star hotel next to Shancheng University, where a buffet reception and dinner was prepared, with limited admission and better privacy.
This is killing the audience!