The King of Variety Entertainment

Chapter 720: You have a pig brain

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Hu Ke was stunned. This contract was indeed an overbearing clause. Just like a company, you can fire you without any responsibility if you are unhappy. The key is that there is no specific criterion for judging whether you are satisfied or not. It is completely determined by Yang An's personal preferences.

Feeling embarrassed now, Song Xiaomei looked at the receiver and said angrily: "Did you make a mistake! This emotional intelligence is really like no one else!"

Yang An stretched out his hand jokingly, but Sha Yi actually took it seriously. He even wiped the sweat from his palm on his clothes and stretched out a little finger, making everyone chuckle.

Yang An smiled and said: "Then I will make the first request now. If you call me Mr. Yang after signing, I will deduct 10,000 yuan from you. Especially on the set of the show, everyone will call me directly. My name is Yang An, or brother, or give me a nickname."

But after sitting in front of Yang An and the others, all the instructions disappeared without a trace. Sha Yi felt that his mind went blank and he couldn't remember any instructions.

"No hook?" Sha Yi changed his hook to a handshake. He was really not used to it.

Sha Yi looked solemn and nodded: "I am very satisfied to be able to do variety shows with you."

Song Xiaomei breathed a sigh of relief. At least the other party didn't really wait any longer, otherwise both parties would be embarrassed.

"You have a pig brain!"

He hurriedly went to find his wife Hu Ke. Hu Ke was two years older than him and had many friends in the entertainment industry. Moreover, she decided all the important matters at home. He ran over with his cell phone and shouted: "Wife, wife , they invited me to appear on "Extreme Challenge", what should I do?"

"You say!"

With two snaps, Hu Ke patted Sha Yi's left and right cheeks with both hands, ravaged them hard, and scolded: "Don't you know how to ask a few more words? Don't you know you just called me over to listen? You said you are now what to do?"

Yang An actually took the initiative to laugh, which instantly relaxed Sha Yi's tense heart.

Song Xiaomei reported her family name, but Sha Yi was still not convinced. She thought Sha Yi was joking with her, so she asked jokingly: "Teacher Sha, how can you believe it? Do you need Mr. Yang to call you personally?"

As a newcomer to a variety show, it was his first interview. Sha Yi was indoctrinated by his wife at home. He had to be humble, prudent, sincere, and manly, and he could do whatever the boss said, even if others tormented him. You have to bear the torture, and don't complain about it.

That's the ultimate men's gang...

Hu Ke couldn't wait any longer, so he grabbed the phone, grabbed Qi Shayi's hand, quickly unlocked the fingerprint lock, quickly dialed back, and said bitterly: "I've never seen you so stupid!"

Boss Yang An, Extremely Selective Director Guo Hongyang, Running Man Director Sun Dapao, and several choreographers wearing glasses. Sha Yi had never felt so nervous before. He placed his hands on his legs together and remained motionless.

[It’s a very real performance. It’s not good if you have a strong big heart. I need such an honest person.]

For the first time, Sha Yi took the initiative to speak before his wife, and he was very determined: "If I don't do well, it means that I am not suitable to stay here. No matter how much I say, it is useless, and it is useless to beg for nothing. But I hope Mr. Yang can always give a lot of pointers during the show, and I am the best person to learn humbly."

Sha Yi was also stunned and asked cautiously: "Does this mean my salary is too little?"

This price is really only a fraction of that of movie stars. Hu Ke is a rich woman and doesn’t care how much money Sha Yi can earn. What she values is the influence of "Extreme Challenge" and the room for Sha Yi’s growth in the later period. Sha Yi himself also Don't care, he took on 40 episodes of a TV series and received a salary of more than 2 million, and on average he didn't get one job a year.

Sha Yi's call was answered by a woman. Because she was not sure of the other party's identity, Song Xiaomei lied and said, "I am a specialist from an elite headhunting company. We were entrusted by a certain crew and wanted to contact Teacher Sha..."

Five minutes later, Hu Ke put down the phone and took a deep breath.

Hu Ke was about to apply a facial mask, and the faucet was running. He didn't hear clearly: "Why are you invited?"

Hu Ke didn't blink and said quickly: "2 million for the whole year."

Hu Ke was almost knocked unconscious by the huge happiness and was a little out of sorts.

Yang An was quite satisfied with Sha Yi's true reaction, and pretended to cough lightly. Next to him, Guo Hongyang understood, and began to play dirty. He asked several questions, including character analysis and performance questions, and finally recorded an A-. The results were quietly handed to Yang An to see.

Yang Andao: "If I am dissatisfied with Teacher Sha's performance in the show, I can terminate the contract with Teacher Sha at any time. It is not considered a breach of contract. However, Teacher Sha has no reciprocal power. After signing the contract, I can only execute it in accordance with the contract without discount."

The voice that got louder and louder betrayed Hu Ke's mood. She was already excited at this time. Of course she was very happy when her husband encountered such a great opportunity!

She was going to be annoyed to death. Did she really tell Yang An and ask him to call Sha Yi? The task of inviting Sha Yi was assigned by Yang An. She couldn't handle it herself, and finally asked her boss to take action. What kind of person has she become!

I sent a text message on my mobile phone, and the other party was very efficient. Tomorrow morning at 7:30 in the morning, China Airlines business class tickets, flying from Zhongjing to Hongfeng, and boarding passengers Sha Yi and Hu Ke, had already reimbursed for the round-trip air tickets.

Sha Yi actually agreed: "Okay, let him call me!"

Buzz!

It was only three minutes that had passed. Before Song Xiaomei had time to think of a countermeasure, the landline phone in front of her rang. It was the staff at the front desk who told her that the call she had just made was called back and asked if Song Xiaomei had answered the call.

Sha Yi was so excited that he almost shed tears. He was gasping for air, his palms were so sweaty that he was about to crush his phone.

Yang An couldn't laugh or cry: "Two million for the whole year? Have you ever thought about how the audience will scold me if this gets out? This is the threshold for our men's gang!"

"Haha... Is this a habit of the army?"

The two couples belong to the same agency, Huayi, and have opened personal studios. Their relationship with Huayi is a bit complicated. To put it simply, they are cooperative relationships. It is a bit similar to the cooperation between Yang An and Suri. They belong to the same company. The kind that doesn’t interfere with each other’s operations but shares resources.

As Sha Yi spoke, he shut up. He saw the murderous look in Hu Ke's eyes and realized that he had caused trouble!

Hu Ke pinched his arm, his face was extremely excited, but his mouth was still unforgiving: "Look at how stupid you are! Look how good you are! Isn't it just an "Extreme Challenge"? Ah? Ah? Isn't it just a person? "Extreme Challenge"?"

Yang An stretched out a finger: "Teacher Sha has signed all the variety show contracts with me. The salary is 100,000 per episode and 5 million for the whole year. This is the minimum starting salary for the guests of "Extreme Challenge". I can't let this show become It’s just as mediocre as ordinary stuff. The contract period is five years, and the salary will fluctuate every year according to the ratings, but for Teacher Sha, I have to add an unfair requirement.”

After getting through, Hu Ke was sure that this was true when she heard the operator announce her door to the Enron Film and Television Entertainment Company. She walked to the study room while chatting with the operator. Sha Yi followed closely behind and carefully moved away for her. Take a seat, prepare pen and paper to take notes, and listen to your wife and Song Xiaomei's dealings.

[I'm just a second-tier star, why did he choose me? ] Sha Yi suddenly felt so scared. With four superstars on the same show as him, would he be compared to a scumbag

Sha Yi's voice came. After Song Xiaomei confirmed her identity, she told the truth: "Teacher Sha, Yang An wants to invite you to participate in "Extreme Challenge". Do you have time to come to Hongfeng and have a chat?"

"Come on, hang yourself with a hook, and then stamp it!"

Sha Yi was stunned on the spot. He turned away from his phone and looked at the number. It was Hongfeng's fixed area code, but he still didn't believe it: "Who are you?"

Only then did Song Xiaomei realize that it was Sha Yi's wife Hu Ke.

When Sha Yi hung up the phone, Song Xiaomei was dumbfounded. These words were obviously polite. The speaker wanted to prove that he was not lying. Obedient people usually don't ask for confirmation. If Yang An really called, then Not polite.

Hu Ke is very self-aware. Sha Yi is a newcomer in the variety show industry and a second-tier male star who is not well-known in China. His salary for starring in TV series is not high. RMB 70,000 to RMB 80,000 per episode is as high as the sky. Considering that "Extreme Challenge" is a long-term program. She quoted 50,000 yuan per episode to her husband, 52 episodes a year, which is almost an annual salary of 2.6 million yuan.

Shayi looked through the text messages on his phone, his voice trembling a little.

"Honey...my fortune has turned around?"

Before he finished speaking, the woman's thin voice came from the receiver: "Husband, I'm looking for you!"

The whole interview process took less than a quarter of an hour, and Yang An was relieved. If honesty and sincerity were the nature of "honest man" Sha Yi, it would be revealed naturally without any trace of performance. As for the other characteristics of "stupid and funny", he could show it through performance. To make up for it, it doesn't matter even if the performance is not very good, because Yang An and the four of them can capture almost 99% of the laughs.

Sha Yi looked at the few lines of words written on the note in front of him, including time, place, phone number, and things that needed to be prepared in advance. He was also fascinated. Is this true? Did the sky really fall on his head

"Go to "Extreme Challenge"! But I suspected it was a liar... I asked them to ask Yang An to call me to confirm, and then I... hung up the phone!"

They all watched Guo Hongyang and wrote something on paper from time to time, but these actions always troubled Sha Yi and affected his mood greatly. Every time he saw these actions, the coherence of his speech would also be impaired. .

Under Yang An's guidance and instructions, Sha Yi talked about some of his previous life in the army, and gradually his body relaxed a lot.

"What's the hook? Now let's talk about the salary and sign the contract!" Yang An pushed him with a smile. Sha Yi's face turned red and he was involuntarily led away by Yang An to the next door.

"Yes, although I was just a member of the cultural troupe before, the regulations and life of the army also affected many of my living habits... "

Yang An, Sha Bei, I heard there are also Huang Bo and Sun Honglei...

Sha Yi's eyes were wrinkled, and he was so aggrieved that he almost cried: "I'm afraid they are liars..."

"Come in!"

But Yang An couldn't stand it anymore. He shook his head and said, "I can't accept this price."

After Sha Yi hung up the phone, he was stunned for half a minute. The more he thought about it, the more something was wrong.

"I agree!"

Hu Ke almost fainted. Her bottom line was 1.8 million. Seeing Yang An's embarrassment, she planned to take a step back, but Yang An turned out to be too little!