Bai Yutang was still not satisfied and took out a stack of train tickets from his right pocket: "Are the train tickets for the competition reimbursed?"
Zhen Ling grabbed Yang An's arm and held him in her arms as if by force. She held up the necklace on her chest with her other hand and smiled charmingly: "Am I beautiful?"
The audience laughed, Tang Baoer snorted proudly, turned around and left.
Yang An smiled bitterly: "Report, report, report!"
Bai Yutang took out a stack of catering invoices from his left pocket: "Two thousand for a meal!"
Hu…
Zhen Ling laughed loudly, patted Yang An's arm and said, "He must be as handsome as you!"
Yang An was lying beside the sofa, not knowing whether he was alive or dead. Bai Yutang and Ma Xin came around to take a look, and quickly pulled Cai Xiaofei aside and said, "We will never stop doing it. Now that we have killed him, from now on, "Joke Talk" will be the three of us." People are bosses!”
Yang An: "I... I drink two bowls at a time, one sweet and one salty!"
The audience was staggering with laughter, shouting ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, boss Yang, he is not a human being on the left, right, and outside anyway, he is pretending to be like this, so he can't blame his subordinates for punishing him!
Yang An nodded repeatedly: "Fafafa!"
The two women were not convinced by each other and each wore their own necklace. Colleagues also talked about it and divided into two groups.
Tang Baoer said: "Actually, there are two men, one is the driver and the other is a porter. The two occasionally play small supporting roles."
"Pick the one you like!"
Tang Baoer pursed his lips and smiled: "As long as we don't steal your limelight."
Yang Andao: "Report, report, report! Wait a moment, wait a moment! Big health care?"
"These two women can hold up the entire sky!"
The audience laughed, and someone cheered and shouted: "Brother Yang, come on!"
Yang Andao: "Look, I told you that today is my personal variety show, but you just don't believe it. Now I feel a little exhausted again and need to rest, so next, I will call a replacement team to come on. , they are my favorite comedians, and I want to say to them, don’t leave after school, we brothers who love laughter want to connect with you! Applause is welcome!”
Everyone was shocked, and the men in black were also frightened. They all dispersed and retreated to the backstage.
Bai Yutang added the last kick: "I told you to drink tofu nao!"
In a habitual comparison, Ma Xin used a small toy dagger to chop a thin carrot and cut it with difficulty.
The mirror room begins with the execution scene. The executioner Ma Xin wants to chop off Bai Yutang's head, and the executioner Cai Xiaofei wants to chop off Yang An's head.
Yang An applauded: "Thank you Baoling team for the wonderful performance. You helped me choose a ten-minute performance. I am very grateful."
Suddenly, there was a scream. Cai Xiaofei, a big fat man, stood up quickly to avoid it. The butcher knife in his hand was gone. He pointed at Yang An who was no longer struggling on the ground and whispered to Bai Yutang: "Director Yang, it's broken. I'm really sorry." It’s been chopped down…”
"Pauline!"
Yang An clapped his hands and was overjoyed: "All the brothers who love to laugh are much more handsome than me. It's settled. You guys go down and have a rest. Let's get together again after the show is finished!"
Cai Xiaofei came over with a butcher's cleaver, and Bai Yutang shouted loudly: "Prisoner in the audience, do you know your mistake?"
"It has to be Baoling! I'm telling you, there's no way comedians won't invite them!"
Yang An struggled desperately and fell next to the sofa. The man in black rushed to hold him down. Cai Xiaofei also squatted down, and there was chaos on the field.
A group of men in black rushed over from the backstage. It was the rest of the Aixia Brothers. They suddenly blocked the way back, grabbed Yang An, and forcibly pulled him to the center of the stage.
Bai Yutang shouted loudly: "It's rare to catch you once, but it will be more comfortable for two more minutes! Let me ask you, will you be paid last month's salary?"
Yang An nodded quickly: "I was wrong, I was really wrong... But brother, that's not how you acted during rehearsals!"
Bao Ling is best at using visuals to impact the audience. This sketch is called "My Struggle". Tang Baoer is the chief designer of a jewelry company, and rural girl Zhen Ling is a college student applying for a job. Zhen Ling finally relies on her own hard work to break through many obstacles. , finally gained everyone's recognition and proved himself.
Yang An held the prop machete in his hand. In front of all the audience, he bit a small pole on the blade with his mouth and showed it to the camera to see the details. The tragic look on his face that was chopped off made the whole audience laugh.
The audience almost went crazy with laughter. Zhen Ling came back triumphantly. After being recognized by Yang An, she finally became the company's jewelry designer!
Ma Xin raised his foot to kick: "Hit him! I told you to drink tofu with sugar!"
Yang An pointed at himself, his face full of surprise, and asked awkwardly amidst laughter: "Me again?"
"That's right! This stingy boss even refuses to reimburse for major health care. He deserves to die!"
The audience exclaimed, this is no joke, Cai Xiaofei is holding a real knife, extremely sharp!
"Sister Zhen Ling is your true love!"
Yang An almost fainted!
The whole audience burst into laughter! Everyone can guess that the interaction with the host or the audience on the stage must have been rehearsed. Who knew that Yang An would be groomed like this by his own brother team? It is really funny to appear in such a true character!
But as soon as the curtain fell halfway, Yang An stood up tremblingly, and a butcher's knife was slashed on his face. The blade started from the middle of the eyebrows, along the bridge of the nose, the philtrum, and continued to the chin. .
The audience gave Baoling's team applause, and Zhen Ling did not forget to act cute and cute in front of the audience seats to attract votes.
Yang Andao: "Report, report, report!"
The audience booed again, and Tang Baoer stepped forward to greet him on catwalks. He deliberately reached out to touch and play with Yang An's tie, then circled around him, straightened his chest, showed off the necklace around his neck, and blew like an orchid and asked: " do you like me?"
The artists who had not yet come on stage during the break looked at the TV and all of them screamed in earnest.
Yang An joked and introduced: "The Laughter Brothers are a comedy team that I took the lead to form. Ma Xin, Cai Xiaofei, and Bai Yutang are all very outstanding young comedians! We did encounter many difficulties in the early stages of doing programs before. But Brother Aixiao never feared and overcame difficulties and faced them, which is why we achieved this small achievement today. Come, let us all bow to the audience together and thank you for your unwavering support!"
Just five minutes ago, when Baoling's team interacted with Yang An, Xiao Dongbei, Jin Dabao and others were already waiting in the preparation area backstage. After seeing the TV screen, they looked at each other and their hearts sank.
Bai Yutang grabbed the trademark of Yang An's suit and looked at it angrily: "You're the one who's going to be beaten! We are wearing Armani, but your kid is obviously wearing Armani! Hey, I didn't even get paid last month. You can still afford to wear Armani, brothers, what should you do?”
Bai Yutang took out another stack: "Four thousand for great health care!"
Tang Baoer stopped others from talking, pointed in the direction of Yang An, smiled charmingly at the audience, and asked: "Shouldn't it be men who can comment on whether a woman is beautiful or not?"
The audience laughed and applauded, and the artists in the lounge also laughed and applauded wildly. Everyone guessed that this was the most popular part of "Joke" - the plot against Yang An!
Yang An asked again: "Are you still recruiting men now?"
Yang An shouted: "I kicked you wrong, I'm a salty party!"
Sure enough, the curtain opened. Tang Baoer was wearing an OL suit, exquisite makeup, long shawl hair, black-rimmed glasses, black stockings, and high heels. She was sitting elegantly on an office chair, holding a glass of red wine and slowly sipping it. She was called a model of perfect woman, arousing cheers from the audience.
The audience laughed loudly and guessed it was the Baoling Art Troupe, because the laughing brothers are all bachelors and the Baoling Art Troupe is all women. They are colleagues in the comedy industry, and Yang An actually acted as a matchmaker!
The Baoling team's performance ended, and all the performers stood in a row to thank the audience.
The cheerful music sounded, all the Laughing Brothers left the stage, and the audience gave warm applause.
Cai Xiaofei became even more angry and kicked him: "I told you to drink tofu with salt!"
Zhen Ling took the necklace she designed and handed it to Tang Baoer. Tang Baoer took out the necklace she designed and told Zhen Ling what quality is.
"Dangerous moves, children must not imitate!"
"Fight the local tyrants, divide the land, divide the women, hahahaha, let's go!"
Yang An quickly backed away and said, "I'm warning you, don't come over... Hey, hey! Help, help!"
"Yes!" The audience laughed and cheered in unison.
Tang Baoer smiled brightly and proudly blew a kiss to Yang An, then hooked his fingers, and Yang An couldn't help but walk onto the stage.
Yang An also noticed it and kept struggling and shouting for help, but the man in black held him tightly and he could not break free.
Soon, the laughing brothers came out from the side of the stage, each one bending down and high-fiving the audience on both sides of the aisle.
The audience applauded everyone who bowed, and Yang An let them leave without further introduction. This was mainly to avoid the suspicion of canvassing votes.
Yang Andao: "Of course not. Let me ask, most of the members of Baoling are girls, right?"
Bai Yutang laughed loudly: "Execution!"
Yang An turned around and said, "Staff, bring me a basin, I want to vomit... Oh, don't pinch me, don't pinch me. As long as you promise to persuade other people to socialize with our laughing brothers at night, I will admit that you are beautiful." …”
Yang An quickly closed his eyes, raised his hands like a monk chanting sutras, and said with a wry smile: "Color is emptiness, color is emptiness... Female donor, please let the poor monk go to the west..."
Cai Xiaofei picked up the butcher's knife and easily chopped the arm-thick white radish into two pieces, and then laughed at Yang An.
The audience roared with laughter. Bai Yutang looked embarrassed and suddenly raised his voice: "I refuse to reimburse for major health care, stingy! Brothers, let's settle old and new grudges together! The recording of the Mirror Room has begun, executioners, start practicing!"
Yang An held the prop chopping knife in his mouth, pretending to be weak and seriously injured. He stood up on the sofa, pointed in the direction of the backstage, and shouted vaguely: "Come back... you heartless people... return… "
"That's it, let's leave now and go back and share the spoils!"
I saw that Zhen Ling also wanted to learn to walk on the cat walk. Her body shape was like a Garfield cat. Amidst the laughter of the audience, Yang An took two steps back in fright: "What do you want to do?"
The audience laughed and gave the warmest applause and cheers to the Laughing Brothers. The curtain fell and the first team performance ended!
After the commotion, Yang An was restrained, his hands tied, and held unable to move by several men in black.
Yang An couldn't struggle, so he could only protect his hair and shouted loudly: "Hair style, don't scratch my head, pay attention to my hair style! And clothes, this is Ah Ni Ma's dress, 10,000 yuan One set, be careful not to tear it!"