Yang An put down his counting hands and said modestly: "It will be less than twenty years!"
Li Yue smiled and said: "This is new. Then you learn to talk to me. I ask you, have you eaten today?"
Yang An shook his head: "I really don't know Taiping lyrics, but in total, when it comes to learning to sing, don't I know half of it?"
Yang Andao: "I'm kidding you, actually I don't suffer from the disease of being half-deaf and half-dumb at all."
It was beyond everyone's expectations. Everyone thought better of Yang An's skit, but when he saw him doing cross talk, everyone felt almost confused!
"Yang An, he... talks about cross talk?"
Yang An was stunned, raised three fingers, and asked: "Three words?"
The audience was in an uproar, it’s impossible!
Yang An argued: "There are four basic skills in cross talk. Just take off your shoes and sing!"
Yang Andao: "Because I love the art of cross talk!"
Yang An sighed: "The main reason is that I entered the industry too late, and people don't know that I can speak cross talk."
The audience burst into laughter, booed, applauded, and several people cheered: "Yang An is so handsome~"
Li Yue was also puzzled: "Have you heard everything about this sentence?"
Yang An bit his hand lightly, his face was extremely embarrassed, the audience laughed, look at how round you are!
Yang An looked embarrassed, patted Li Yue, and complained: "I hate you! Why didn't you remind me when we were dubbing words backstage this morning? I took off my shoes and sang. I thought I could shake off my burden, but... Learn to sing... Talk about learning to sing... How do you want me to be round?"
On the stage, Li Yue shook his head and said: "I still can't believe it. Your host did a good job, why did you change to cross talk?"
Yang Andao: "Because..."
Yang Andao: "Yes! I am also a member of the Lin Yunshe Folk Art Alliance. In terms of seniority, I have to call Cao Shulin a master! Is the master here today? Oh, sit over there! Master, please sit down!"
In the lounge, all four groups of players were dumbfounded.
Li Yue chuckled: "Have you forgotten the date when you entered the industry? How many years have you studied cross talk?"
Li Yue said: "Tell me why you don't participate?"
Yang An added: "The second item is learning! I don't know ventriloquism and opera, but I know local dialects and popular songs. Can this count as half?"
Yang An said: "Have you never heard of it? Then let me explain to you. Crosstalk is all about verbal skills. There are four basic skills. Take off your shoes and sing. I can take off my shoes but not sing. This is called half, so it is called half. dumb!"
Li Yue sneered: "You are still selective and intermittent. You are really sick! Let me ask you one last thing, follow my example, eighty-eight!"
Li Yue was happy: "Now I finally tell the truth. What do you mean by being half-dumb and half-deaf! Let me ask you, when did you get into this industry?"
Li Yue nodded: "Yes, I'm sure!"
Li Yue was helpless: "Okay, okay, you're fine with being half-dumb, but what does half-deaf mean?"
The whole audience burst out laughing and applauded for a long time. All the laughing brothers in the lounge clapped their legs and slapped their hands, falling on the sofa laughing, really amused by Yang An's mean look.
The cameraman captured the figure of Cao Shulin, a guest in the audience. Cao Shulin stood up, waved to the stage and gave a thumbs up.
Li Yue didn't believe it: "Since I love cross talk, then during the Spring Festival last year, all the famous cross talk actors in the circle were invited to the TV cross talk competition held by Beijing TV Station. Why didn't I see you participating?"
The music stopped, and Yang An raised his hand and made a blowing kiss gesture to thank the audience for their cooperation.
Li Yue laughed: "That's it!"
Yang An said: "No, I am half-deaf, and I only heard half of it, and then I heard you say 'Yang Anshuai'!"
Li Yue clapped his hands: "Oh, this is called half-hearing, half-deaf!"
Li Yue was in awe: "Oh, it's less than twenty years, so you've been talking for a long time! But why have I never heard of you? To be honest, how many years?"
The audience laughed. Is this called half-deaf? You obviously heard everything! Does it have to be said that Yang An is very handsome to not be called hypocritical
The audience burst into laughter, little classmate, you don’t even have the right words, what are you talking about in cross talk!
"I hope so! If Yang An competes by himself, none of us will even think about it. The audience will definitely give him face, and he will definitely come first!"
Li Yue continued to nod: "Okay, you can sing popular songs pretty well, I can count you half as much!"
Li Yue nodded: "You are the host and a master tongue twister. You must have deep skills. Okay, I guess you are half of it!"
Yang An said: "Yes, I didn't hear 'Have you eaten?'!"
Yang An laughed: "Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you, what I have is called selective semi-deafness, intermittent attacks!"
Yang Andao: "I can only listen to half of what others say."
Yang An's face became unhappy, he slapped Li Yue and said, "Speak with your conscience, you are hypocritical!"
The audience applauded, booed even louder, and many people laughed: "No one is paying attention to you, right? No one invited you to go!"
The audience laughed and gave warm applause and boos. This Yang An is so talkative!
Yang An's aggrieved expression, evasive eyes, and crying tone made the whole audience burst into laughter. Even the people in the lounge grinned and laughed. This is a good deal. It turns out that Yang An is really talking about cross talk!
Yang An blinked, his eyes were evasive and he didn't dare to look at anyone. He looked aggrieved and covered his mouth with his hands. Amidst the roar of laughter from the audience, he said with a cry: "Because no one invited me..."
Li Yue also looked helpless and couldn't speak for a long time. He pulled Yang An and said: "Yang An, your partial deafness is not a problem with your ears, but a problem with your brain!"
Yang An waved his hand and said: "Is that so? I'm just teasing you. I'm serious. I didn't go to participate because I was sick and couldn't go!"
Li Yue laughed and was extremely proud: "I see why you are half-deaf this time? You are half-hearing!"
Li Yue counted on his fingers: "Half, more than half, more than half, add up... Hey, exactly half..."
Yang An said seriously: "You are here today."
Yang An waved his hand, thought of a solution instantly, and shouted seriously: "This can't help me! Forty-four!"
Li Yue was confused: "0.08? What is 0.08? Wait, you mean 0.08 years? There are 12 months in a year, multiplied by 0.08 is... You have only learned cross talk for less than a month?"
Li Yue exclaimed and became furious: "This is the first time I heard that this half-deaf person can skip words! And the meaning has completely changed, okay?"
Yang An was very happy, clapped his hands and laughed at the audience, extremely proud: "Hahahaha, friends, how are you? I made you half-dumb! It's so magical! Where is the applause?"
The audience who heard this for the first time burst out laughing. This Yang An was so naughty. He was obviously trying to learn how to sing!
Yang An took a breath and asked in disbelief: "Are you sure you want to learn to sing?"
The audience burst out laughing. Yang An is so talented. He only learned cross talk for a month and dared to compete on stage? What's more, it's less than twenty years!
Li Yue asked: "Then why don't you participate in the cross talk competition?"
Li Yue corrected: "It's about learning to sing!"
Yang An broke off the third finger: "The third item, teasing! I know stand-up, I know teasing, I can barely do the singing, and I have also practiced oboe. Can this be considered the majority?"
Li Yue became curious: "Hey! What's wrong with you?"
Yang An thought for a while and whispered: "0.08."
Li Yue shook his head: "This still needs to be investigated. What about the fourth singer? Is it possible that you have also practiced the Taiping lyrics and the opening song?"
Is Yang An serious? Is he really talking about cross talk on behalf of Lin Yunshe? Is he a layman... can he speak cross talk
Yang An dismissed it and replied without hesitation: "Forty-nine point five!"
Yang An stared at the sky, counting with his fingers for a long time, and muttered something in his mouth, as if he had forgotten it.
Yang An stretched out four fingers and said: "Okay, let's learn to sing. The first item, talk! I can say tongue twisters, but I can't speak straight words. Can this count as half?"
Li Yue pushed Yang An hard: "Who asked you a math question? Are you half-deaf?"
Li Yue said: "Teacher, Yang An, are you really here to talk about cross talk today?"
Li Yue said: "It's so interesting. Then you can learn another sentence: Isn't Yang An handsome?"
Li Yue was angry: "Hey, why are you so mean? What if I just said ninety-nine?"
Yang An said: "Why don't I participate in the cross talk competition? Well, here, I want to make a formal statement."
The audience cheered and laughed in unison. Yang An pointed to the auditorium and said to Li Yue: "Look, these are my fans! I have done a lot of cross-industry things, why can't I talk about cross talk? I forgot to introduce myself to everyone. Now, there may be viewers in front of the TV who don't know me. My name is Yang An, a primary school student in the cross talk world, and this is Teacher Li Yue Li."
"Did I hear you correctly? He wasn't joking with Li Yue, and then someone came up to him later and drove him away, right?"
Yang An hummed, and Li Yue became depressed: "Who is your master?"
Li Yue became even more curious: "Half-dumb and half-deaf? What kind of disease is this? I've never heard of it! A crosstalk actor who is half-dumb and half-deaf is so new! How can he be half-dumb and half-deaf?"
Li Yue was also happy: "Come on, come on, Yang Da will host, let's learn how to sing. You are half-dumb, let me see how you behave?"
Ha ha ha ha…
Li Yue interrupted him: "Stop, stop, stop, what do you mean by taking off your shoes and singing?"
The music of "Swing Together" sounded in time. Yang An raised his hands and cheered up the audience: "Let us swing together, swing together~ Forget all the pain, let us swing together~"
"He is a host... He is also a producer and chief director... Oh my God, I can't imagine it. He talks about cross talk, and he competes with us on the same stage!"
The audience laughed until their faces hurt. This Yang An is so invincible. What the hell is this! Half-deaf, pfft... No way, it's funny just thinking about it, I really can't stand Yang An!
Yang And said: "Half-dumb and half-deaf!"
When he heard about the move, Yang An was not happy: "I've done this a lot! It's true that I'm a host, and I can also be a director. I'm also a singer. The songs I wrote are being sung all over the country. !”