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Chapter 782: Tell you to wear a hat

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"That's better than taking the money and running away alone!"

"Let's go, brother, let the four of them play by themselves today. Anyway, it's stuck in my hands. They can do whatever they want, and I'll see how far they can run!"

Seeing Sun Honglei and Yang An locked out, the four people in the car laughed, Sha Bei made faces and stuck out his tongue against the rear window, Sha Yi and Zhang Yixing smiled proudly, Huang Bo shook his head and said: "How is it? Am I right? Quick response? If we don't be tougher, no one will be able to get on this bus today!"

Ersha and Zhang Yixing were unable to resist and could only continue to look for a car. Huang Bo, who came in a hurry, bent down to please: "Brother Honglei, if there is anything you need me to do, just ask, I can do all the dirty work..."

I twisted the key several times in a row, but it still didn’t light up

"It's possible... It's also possible that there's something wrong with the ignition coil. With such an old car, who knows!"

Of course others disagreed: "No! What if you took the money and ran away?"

This reversal is too fast!

Yang An acted as Sun Honglei's first secretary, trying hard to block other people and not allow them to harass him at close range.

But when I saw this year’s annual inspection label posted on the windshield on the right window, everyone gave a thumbs up, that’s okay, awesome!

Zhang Yixing really wanted to laugh. The car in front of him not only emitted black smoke, but also had a bunch of small things hanging under its rear bumper beam, including crackling empty cans and long ribbons. The car just now With my butt pressed against the wall, I couldn't see the back, but now I could see at a glance that there was a big "Wanted" decal on the trunk, as if I was afraid that others wouldn't notice it.

Sun Honglei unbuckled his seat belt and said: "For safety reasons, I should withdraw the money alone."

Sun Honglei has enjoyed all the glory and wealth from the beginning of this episode to the present. He was praised in every way by the director and director, and he was served comfortably by his younger brothers. He said proudly: "Today is a day when I feel proud!"

Sizzle...

There were several piles of discarded tires on the side of the road in the company's office area. Sun Honglei simply found a suitable place to sit down and was very satisfied: "Yang An, I will name you the best younger brother! Come on, give Brother Honglei a massage!"

Yang An stood behind him with a smile, massaging his neck and cervical vertebrae, and gave orders to the others: "Why are you still standing there? Find the car! Find the car, obediently take the key, and if my brother is in a good mood, I will divide it between the three of you. You guys, if you are in a bad mood, you won’t even get a penny!”

In the car, the crowded five people discussed where to go.

The alliance is so lax, and it is so easy to crack. Those who know how to deal with it should quickly come over and follow the boss again. The rich ones are the real bosses!

It’s so shocking!

"It was for nothing!"

The car swayed from side to side and made a squeaking sound, like a car shaking.

Yang An and the others found two cars next to the dismantling workshop. One was an off-road vehicle from a few years ago, and the other was the oldest Chery QQ that looked to be more than 10 years old. The old word describes it, and I don’t know if it can still be driven on the road now.

Huang Bo smiled as if he was crying: "You are the eldest brother, you have the final say whether I wear a hat or not!"

Yang An was laughing so hard in the back. If it weren't for the VJ beside him, Sun Honglei might have been able to do such a thing. He would slap you and say, "Tell you to wear a hat," and then slap you again, "Tell you to wear a hat." "Not wearing a hat", there is no need to blame him if you want to. After finally tormenting Huang Bo once, of course you must seize the opportunity to punish him!

Driving is nothing, not to mention that you need to refuel when driving. Such a broken car is almost scrapped and is still on the road. Its appearance is too conspicuous and easy to be inspected by the traffic police. The six people got excited after seeing the car, and some people habitually fought for it. , by the way, you can trick your teammates, and others will start making noises. After you calm down and recognize the facts, everyone will not be impulsive.

This kind of small mini car can seat up to five people. In winter, there are a lot of clothes to wear. Two people can sit in the back seat just fine. Three people feel cramped and can't even pull up the seat belt.

The vehicle was not found in the end, but Ersha came over with batteries and battery clips. Such accessories were everywhere in the factory, and the workers chose a usable one and lent it to them.

"Brother Honglei, Brother Yang, goodbye!"

"No, I will split the money later. I have to stay away. I will definitely be caught escaping from prison with these unreliable guys. These people's goals are too big and too dangerous. I always feel that some of their ideas are not at all Unreliable."

"Run out of gas?"

"Brother Honglei, let's go, let's find other tools. This guy, if he doesn't suffer some losses, he won't be able to remember. Really, he fought over a broken car that can't light up, tsk tsk!"

The emperor took turns to sit, and the situation changed so fast. Sun Honglei and Yang An couldn't help laughing. Huang Bo, who was brightened by the sunshine, took the initiative to come over, took Sun Honglei's arm, and said to please: "Brother Honglei, I Come and squeeze your hands to loosen your bones~~~"

"Hey, why are you so rigid-minded? Five people came together to withdraw money. It's such an obvious big goal. Isn't this asking for trouble? If a citizen sees it and takes your photos and uploads them, won't we be exposed?"

"Then why can't it light up? Is the battery out of power?"

Huang Bo relaxed his strength again and said in frustration: "Follow your instructions!"

"There should be a little more!"

While he was closing his eyes, Huang Bo bared his teeth and made a sinister look, but he tightened his grip on the loose bones and asked to please: "Uncle Sun, is this intensity okay?"

Huang Bo was still trying to ignite the ignition, and the other people in the car looked solemn and shouted, "Come on, come on." However, the two people outside noticed something was wrong, looked at each other, got out of the way, and laughed.

With the help of the battery, the QQ finally ignited successfully.

"Either we go together or no one goes!"

Sun Honglei hummed, closed his eyes slightly, and hummed from his nose: "The key is shaking!"

Sabei also kept laughing: "Let's go, let's go! Let's go quickly, lest anything happens again!"

Then, the whole world became quiet!

Maybe everyone has forgotten about Zhang Yixing. He slipped away by himself and asked some coworkers, but he was surprised to borrow a dilapidated scooter.

Tired of being snatched by several people, Huang Bo found an opportunity to reach back and pull the door hard. After closing the door, he quickly pulled the anti-theft bolt and locked the door. Sha Bei, who had just sat in over there, had quick eyes and quick hands, and he learned the lesson well. , pull up the anti-theft bolt on the other side.

Sizzle...

The five people kept arguing, changing from mutual distrust to trust, and finding a balance between the two. The final result was that Yang An and Sun Honglei went to withdraw money, and the remaining three people parked in the car that didn't turn off and waited. Zhang Yixing rode the pedal. The car is ready to catch those who escape at any time. What is that sentence called? Yes, it doesn't matter whether people are loyal, it depends on whether the temptation is high enough.

There is a consensus on how to share money. Everyone took a photo of the map and knew that the nearest ATM machine was on the main road of the industrial park. Everyone took a certain risk to get here. This was their first contact with outsiders after leaving Novice Village. .

Sweat broke out on Huang Bo's forehead. He twisted it for the third time, sizzling...

When the brothers outside saw something was wrong, they all pulled the car door open and squeezed in.

Sun Honglei hummed proudly: "Take it gentler!"

Yang An and Sun Honglei put their arms around each other and left with a smile. The four people in the car were dumbfounded. Except for Huang Bo, who was still trying to ignite the ignition, the other three people quickly got out of the car and followed Yang An and Sun Honglei, shouting: "Brother, wait for me."

"You're quite old, why are you trying to squeeze in with us!"

Sun Honglei laughed and got in. Unfortunately, Sha Yi and Yang An, who had squeezed in from the other side of the car door, occupied the best position. Sun Honglei had no choice but to push Sha Yi with all his strength and squeeze Yang An on the opposite side. Unexpectedly, he had to squeeze in again. Sabei pulled him out unceremoniously.

This kind of vehicle looks like an electric car, but it is a vehicle that burns gasoline. It is not legally allowed to enter the main urban area within the third ring road, but this is the Jiangnan Industrial Zone, just outside the third ring road, and the workers also live nearby. The farmer's house was his daily commute. Zhang Yixing was going to ride to a nearby bus station and then transfer to escape.

Zhang Yixing was agile and the fastest. He grabbed the co-pilot, closed the car door and immediately locked it, smiling proudly. A little sheep will bite when cornered.

"Hahaha! Can't light the fire!"

Sizzle...

Sun Honglei laughed loudly: "Oh, it is indeed a roundworm in my stomach. I will give you an extra fifty cents later!"

One second is heaven, the other is hell!

Zhang Yixing muttered to himself and decided to leave the army. In the eyes of young people, jailbreaking is a technical job, and it is better to fight alone.

"The off-road vehicle cannot be opened, but this QQ is not locked!"

Huang Bo looked at Yang An and Sun Honglei standing in front of the hood blocking the road, and shouted proudly: "Want to block the road? Haha!"

"Oh, I'm laughing so hard. I'm pushing, squeezing, locking the car, and running away! I can't light the fire... Hahaha!"

After the battle for QQ, everyone realized a problem. Although transportation is very important, money is more important. Without money, it is difficult to move forward. If you have money, cover your face, lower your head, take the bus, sit in the last row, and start from the starting point. I sat down to the finish line and stayed up until the evening after a few rounds.

He was not picky about such a shabby little car at all, and he noticed the tiny camera hidden in the center console and at the bottom of the AB pillar. He knew exactly what this meant, so he simply sat in the driver's seat and locked his door. , wear seat belts.

Shabella drove into the back row, and everyone got halfway in, but Sun Honglei grabbed him by the collar and pulled him out.

Sun Honglei suddenly opened his eyes. He couldn't hold it back, burst out laughing, and after a long time he said: "Do you know what I want to do most at the moment? I really want to imitate the big bad wolf and tell you to wear a hat!"

"Hahahaha! Finally got rid of them both!"

Everyone was laughing and joking, trying to get a good position.

Huang Bo, who is an activist, took the initiative to open the door first, and even got into the QQ's cab to take a look, and shouted in a muffled voice: "The car key is still inserted here!"

This time, Sun Honglei sat in the driver's seat, and the others sat quietly beside him. Zhang Yixing followed the black-smoking QQ car on a scooter and slowly drove out of the recycling company.