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Chapter 89: No one wants to lose

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During the broadcast, Olympic javelin thrower Zhou Jinci broke the world record!

Yang An used his eyes to find Zhou Jinying sitting under the stage. She was holding the remote control in her hand, with a nervous and worried expression on her face. She didn't relax until her brother hung on the basket.

The music suddenly changed and turned into an exciting heartbeat. Zhou Jinci's speed of dribbling dropped instantly and turned into slow motion again. Even when he turned around, his speed was slower than that of a normal person!

Zhou Jinci's performance of "Dreams Come into Reality" began, the stage curtain rose, and the light was still dim.

What a big deal!

A turning movement, which normally takes one second, took him five seconds.

The dream was shattered again, and Zhou Jinci lay in bed because NBA superstar was still a dream for him.

Then, something happened that amazed everyone.

Yang An mentally gave him 10,000 likes, it was amazing, so amazing!

Because he doesn’t want to lose either!

Bai Yutang also sighed: "I'm afraid not many people can micro-manage the body to this extent... I even want to worship him as my teacher!"

Applause broke out, but Qiao Jinci was not satisfied.

The audience was really shocked. It didn’t matter what the props were. The most important thing was Zhou Jinci’s performance. At normal speed, he was no different from ordinary people. Whenever he entered slow motion, he could still maintain a performance without many flaws. This You must have extremely high performance ability to complete it!

Of course, no matter how many tricks you perform, it must look good. The most important thing is that the audience likes it, and no contestant is exempt!

But in the hearts of the audience, these five seconds seemed to be just one second.

"impossible!"

Zhou Jinci floated in the air, just like the real basketball flying star Jordan, holding the basketball in his hand, maintaining a dunk posture, touching the basket bit by bit, dunking hard, grabbing the basket frame with both hands, and hanging on it , even the swinging movements are slowed down in slow motion!

Zhou Jinci explained: "No, no, no. In fact, my boss is quite nice. He knew that I was going to join the Comedian and agreed that I would not have to go to work until I was eliminated. I would be suspended without pay!"

This is a simple bedroom furnishing. Zhou Jinci is lying on the bed and sleeping soundly. Various movie scenes are flashing quickly on the large screen on the background wall. At the same time, the noisy voice-over is constantly changing, just like the ever-changing broadcast sound of a bumblebee. Sizzling sound.

The brother and sister hugged each other, and you could see sparkling tears in Zhou Jinci's eyes. The audience burst into applause and cheered endlessly. Some emotional female audience members even cried. Their tears were rolling and they were wiped away quietly. All of this was captured by the cameraman. Caught.

The audience who did not see the key props all stood up and exclaimed, and the rest room was also filled with surprises. This Zhou Jinci actually flew with the help of props!

Zhou Jinying walked onto the stage shyly and stood next to Zhou Jinci. Her brother held her arm lovingly, gave her all the camera position, and introduced the basic situation of his sister.

And this flight is also extremely slow!

Ha ha ha ha!

This time, it was an impassioned English song commonly seen in NBA games, with a background picture of the Bulls and Rockets fighting on the big screen.

He slowly raised his right hand from behind his back, grabbed the javelin, and threw it out bit by bit.

Zhou Jinci opened his arms and accepted the cheers and applause of the audience. He is a great hero who stands upright!

The next second, Zhou Jinci was in the air as if by magic, his feet left the ground, and he was flying!

It was getting late again, so Zhou Jinci dragged his tired body home and threw himself on the bed.

The curtain fell and the performance ended. The audience stood up and gave Zhou Jinci applause and cheers. This continued until he came out from the backstage and followed Yang An onto the crescent-shaped stage. The audience's applause still did not stop!

Zhou Jinci jumped out of bed, doing warm-up exercises by jumping on the spot to the accompaniment of the Olympic song, and then started running with an empty javelin in hand, preparing to throw the javelin.

Zhou Jinci won a valuable gold medal for his motherland!

Ma Xin clicked his tongue and said: "I doubt that when he learned these moves, he must have slowed down the VCR video ten times and then followed it frame by frame! Zhou Jinci is so amazing. There is probably no mime in China that can do this. too much."

"I hope everyone can vote for my brother. My brother has been doing pantomime all these years by himself, and no one has ever helped him. He has lived a really hard life, very hard..." Zhou Jinying became more and more excited as she spoke, and she burst into tears. There was a rush, and in the end I had to lean on Zhou Jinci's shoulder and choke.

There was a soft snap, and Zhou Jinci suddenly stopped moving. A disk-sized prop stretched out from behind the wall next to him, blocking his chest and abdomen, and sticking tightly to his body.

After sending off the two brothers and sisters, the fourth group Kungfu continued their funny martial arts story and continued the content of the previous issue. It can be seen that the stage comedy of the martial arts story they carefully prepared is just a series of tricks, forcing the audience to do it every time. I voted for them every time.

He ran and picked up the basketball from the side of the auditorium. He picked it up with his hand, then slapped it a few times in a low position. His bent waist straightened and he quickly started running with the ball. His movements were very skillful. It was a standard set of ball-picking movements, and the audience who knew basketball exclaimed and gave praise.

Qiao Jinci stretched out his hand and picked up an empty basketball from the shelf next to him. He patted it in the air, once and for all, and walked slowly, making shaking fake movements from time to time, occasionally dribbling with his hips, or suddenly making a move. Turn around and make a breakthrough, three-step layup, and throw the void basketball into the basket on the wall.

The dream was beautiful, but the reality was so cruel. A phone call forced him to go out to work immediately.

Zhou Jinci put on a full clown costume and put a simple clown film mask on his face, suddenly turning into a clown with a big painted face and a wide grin.

Zhou Jinci pulled off the athlete's clothes just now, revealing the Bulls jersey with No. 23 printed on it. The audience all cheered: "Jordan! Jordan! Jordan!"

Yang An sighed: "You met a good Chinese boss. Who pressed the remote control? Oh, your sister, where is she? Come on, sister, come on stage and canvass votes for your brother. Do you have A good brother!"

The audience all praised her, she is such a cute and beautiful girl!

Yang Anqi said: "He doesn't even want a clown as good as you? You are one of the best people in the Chinese comedy industry! Doesn't this boss have such a bad look in his eyes?"

If he met a child who couldn't stop crying, Zhou Jinci would deliberately make the little one laugh. He would pull out a long empty balloon from his waist, pop out a cute empty balloon puppy, and then give it to the empty child in exchange for the most sincere love. Smiling face, and then happily waved goodbye to the children.

"Real skill, big job!" Jin Dabao shook his head in admiration in the lounge.

At this moment, it is written on the background of the big screen: "Although dreams are out of reach, life must still go on. No matter how difficult life is, I am willing to be a comedian who brings joy to everyone!"

Seeing this scene, Yang An was relieved. If nothing unexpected happened, Zhou Jinci would achieve good results again this time and would definitely avoid elimination!

Throwing a real javelin only takes two or three seconds, but Zhou Jinci spent a full half minute performing this routine until the end of the Olympic song.

The audience burst into good-natured laughter. A clown was suspended without pay. It sounds funny, but the sadness and hardship inside may only be understood by those who have had similar experiences.

The muscles in his face were distorted due to the exertion. He opened his mouth wide and roared silently, just like the changes in the facial muscles of Usain Bolt when he crossed the line. The high-definition camera played super slow motion to match the distorted face. The expression gives a sense of comic relief.

Snapped…

Before leaving the house, Zhou Jinci took out a red nose and stuck it on his face. After all the preparations were completed, he started working in the real world.

Breakthrough!

The light gradually became brighter, it was dawn, birds were chirping at the window, and the annoying alarm clock rang. Zhou Jinci was sitting on the edge of the bed, thinking about last night's dream, and kept laughing as he kept recalling it.

Applause rang out as NBA superstar Joe Kimci led the Bulls to a big victory over the Rockets and another victory!

Wonderful, shocking and touching!

Snap... The soap bubble burst and everything returned to reality. Zhou Jinci continued to go back to bed to sleep. The big screen continued to flash and the noise continued to buzz. It didn't take long for it to freeze again.

The large screen in the background is a large shopping mall with a huge flow of people and an extraordinary atmosphere.

In the cheerful circus music dubbing, Zhou Jinci bent down, lowered his head, shook hands with the nihilistic child, sent out a nihilistic balloon, touched his head with a smile, and then waved goodbye to him.

Yang An said: "Perhaps you don't know that before joining the Comedians, Zhou Jinci's job was to play a clown in a shopping mall. Hongfeng audiences may have seen him. He performs every week right at the entrance of Hongcheng Shopping Mall! "

Wonderful!

Zhou Jinci broke through with the ball!

The next group was his cross talk. He and Li Yue had worked hard to prepare for four or five days, just waiting for this moment.

The audience gave warm applause. Although this part may not be funny, it is very shocking. Everyone is sighing that Zhou Jinci's physical coordination ability is really amazing!

It seemed that a very powerful defender appeared in front of Zhou Jinci. He dribbled the ball left and right, rushed forward and turned back, but he was still unable to break through.

pretty!

But no matter how much joy there is in the dream, there will always be a moment of destruction.

His running speed was extremely slow, like a VCR slowed down ten times.

Suddenly, the big screen in the background stopped changing. This was the opening scene of the Athens Olympics. At the same time, a line of text appeared explaining that Zhou Jinci had a dream. He dreamed of becoming an Olympic javelin thrower.

Zhou Jinci became the Olympic champion!

Yang An understands this truth well. He is sitting on the side of the stage now, his thoughts slowly wandering.

The audience exclaimed, and Zhou Jinci said sheepishly: "Ever since I joined The Comedian, my boss hasn't let me go to work."