A good movie was ruined by Yang An in an instant!
destroyed!
Hahahaha... The audience burst out laughing, slapping their legs and pointing at Yang An, who looked embarrassed, laughing so hard that his face turned red.
Yang Andao: "Of course! In order to learn the essence of Henan dialect well, my master gave me emergency training for two days. On the last day, I flew to Henan to experience the atmosphere of Henan dialect firsthand. I went to one of the busiest cinemas and bought tickets. Come in, my dear, the whole cinema is showing dialect films, the first hall is showing domestic short films, the second hall is showing Hollywood blockbusters, all in Henan dialect, very beautiful, the villagers are very happy to watch... "
This laughter is almost broken, so androgynous! The audience couldn't stand it and started laughing along with it.
Everyone in the artist lounge looked at each other with envy, but there was nothing they could do.
Ranked fifth in the last round, only one vote away from sixth place, so it’s no wonder Yang An isn’t nervous.
Jin Dabao smiled so hard that he clapped his hands and said, "It's just like a chef. The same ingredients are handed over to different people, and the feeling is completely different!"
The audience who were laughing so hard that they didn't shut up were about to shed tears. Yang An, you can just scream pain when you say it hurts. You are still touching yourself like a bitch. Are you a tough guy
Yang An pointed in the direction of the buddy: "Brother, if you go out, you can't even go to Europe!"
Yang An held his belly with both hands and laughed: "I just said why no female audience loves me, hahaha..."
Is this a place name? Ah, yes, it is, but he can't answer it. He doesn't speak Zimbabwean dialect!
After sending off the Kungfu team, Yang An introduced: "Everyone knows who the next group of contestants are, right? It's a cross talk show where everyone is loved, flowers bloom, and cars get flat tires!"
Ma Xin explained: "In the old society, in order to make a living, crosstalk actors went to perform in various places. In order to be down-to-earth and attract local audiences, speaking the local dialect was a basic lesson that they must learn! Brother Yang, this is a real effort. "
The audience laughed. Yang An's self-made semi-mute was absurd enough, but now he has become 1.8 mute. He is so good at it!
The audience burst into laughter, and Li Yue quickly grabbed Yang An: "Why are you driving away the audience? They are talking about Henan. Can you speak Henan dialect?"
The audience laughed and booed Yang An, waiting for him to go backstage to change clothes. Everyone started talking when they were bored.
"I don't care. I didn't vote for Brother Yang out of conscience in the last game. I have to vote for him this time. He is already ranked fifth. He is too dangerous. He must not be eliminated!"
Oh~~
The audience laughed so hard that their facial muscles ached. If anyone sees a movie starring Stallone or Arnold Schwarzenegger again in the future, or mentions the words The Expendables, the first thing that will come to mind is Yang An held the gun and shouted, "Kill you, you idiot~"!
A big girl is here to send flowers!
Li Yue also burst out laughing: "Well, with your Yu language, you have turned a tough guy into a softie!"
Li Yue said: "Hey, is this still what you said in Henan?"
Li Yue picked his forehead: "Can any Hollywood blockbuster be translated? Then let me ask you, is the American blockbuster "The Expendables 6" also dubbed in Henan?"
By the end of the sentence, I was crying, and I was pretending to wipe my tears with my hands!
"I love you!"
This string of Henan dialect made everyone laugh again, and the male audience member was not angry. He knew that Yang An was making fun of him and took the lead in applauding his Henan dialect.
Yang An nodded: "Yes!"
puff!
Li Yue nodded: "Come on, come on, why don't we all test you and see how well you study?"
Yang An nodded: "Yeah! All the imported blockbusters have been translated into Henan dialect, without exception, they sound very good!"
This time it was the turn of the female fans to perform. On the one hand, these girls were booing, and on the other hand, they did not want to see Yang An being made difficult. When they heard that Yang An was in need of help, she had to show herself to the best of her ability. They all screamed, and their voices One is louder than the other!
"Zimbabwe!" shouted an audience member, and Yang An's smile froze.
The backstage actors were quickly ready. There was a sound of gongs and drums, the curtain slowly rose, and the characters Lin Yunshe appeared in front of the audience. Yang An and Li Yue, wearing long coats, walked out hand in hand.
Hu~~~
How can I get applause to invite myself to the stage
Yang An continued, giving a thumbs up and praising: "Arnold Schwarzenegger, a tough guy, right? Oh my god, it hurts so much~~"
"I love you!"
The audience in the audience was so happy that they started shouting one by one.
Yang An was depressed, pointed forward and asked: "What's going on with the director's team? There are 500 people in the audience. How come you all have male audience members? Where are the women? Why can't I hear the voices of female fans?"
Is this Arnold Schwarzenegger
Jin Dabao also sighed repeatedly: "You are handsome, eloquent, and good at cross talk. How can you not be very popular?"
Yang An said: "I was half-dumb in the last period, which is equivalent to not being able to do two things. After I went back, I learned a few tricks, and now I am 1.8-point mute!"
After the two people bowed on the stage, Yang An smiled and waved: "Thank you, thank you everyone for your enthusiastic applause. I love you, and you can love me, but fellow men, please shut up."
"Ethiopia!"
Yang An nodded and imitated the movements: "Of course! Stallone holds the gun and shoots you to death~~~"
Li Yue became curious: "What tricks have you learned?"
Li Yue didn't have much to say, so he took Yang An's arm and said, "Hey, hey, don't say it so wronged. What you said in the last game was indeed a bit bad..."
Ouch!
"Brother Yang, you are so handsome!"
"I love you!"
Everyone in the lounge was laughing. Although there were mostly actors from Northeast China, there were also many actors from the Central Plains region, and some of them could also speak a few words of Henan dialect.
The audience laughed and booed. No one believed that Yang An could be so weak.
The stage lights dimmed and the audience gradually fell silent.
Yang An suddenly changed his face, raised his head and shouted confidently: "It doesn't matter, failure is success. I was fifth in the last game. I learned from it and went back to the master to learn a few tricks. This time, I will show you a cross talk." How do elementary school students in the world come up with good cross talk!"
Yang An was reminded, laughed awkwardly, and ate his hands: "Oh, I was wrong, that big brother, come back!"
The audience applauded and applauded as if they had been given blood.
"Congo!"
"That's right, with Brother Yang's usual urination, his show will only be good-looking and will never be boring, so I must vote for him and let him stay!"
Most of the shouts that came one after another were from the male audience. Yang An's smile slowly solidified on the stage, and the audience all laughed.
Yang Andao: "Dilects from various places!"
Xiao Dongbei sighed: "Yang An is so popular..."
Li Yue was angry and funny: "You mean, when it comes to learning to sing, you have made some small progress?"
The audience roared with laughter, applause and cheers, and the first wave of excitement broke out in the audience. This Yang An version of Stallone who speaks Henan dialect is really eye-catching!
This audience came from the family area. Only the family area is spacious. Family members can bring flowers in. Ordinary audiences cannot bring these.
No one thought that a Henan dialect could be so funny. Xiao Dongbei praised it: "There are four skills in cross talk, learning to sing and singing. I just realized that this 'study' includes dialects from various places. It seems that cross talk actors need to know something." There are quite a few!”
The others got excited and cheered: "Morocco!"
"Here! Look here!"
"Who knows, what new tricks can there be in cross talk? It's not just the same."
Yang An quickly stopped them: "This is the first time I heard that China's territory has extended to Africa! You can only ask about domestic dialects, not Congo, Libya or anything like that..."
Yang An waved his hand and said confidently to the audience: "No problem! Please tell me the place name, and I will greet you immediately in the local dialect without any ambiguity!"
Li Yue didn't believe it: "A Hollywood blockbuster, shot by a group of foreigners, speaking in Henan dialect?"
Li Yue quickly stopped him: "Wait a minute, is the Hollywood blockbuster also in Yu dialect?"
The audience burst into laughter and called Yang An shameless.
Bang Bang Bang...
Yang An confidently said: "That's right! When you talk about learning to sing, I made up a lesson, learn it!"
Cai Xiaofei laughed so hard that he wiped away tears: "This is the first time... that I think Henan dialect is so funny... We have a colleague from Henan Province in our station, and I don't think he is that funny... "
Yang Anle walked forward and planned to pick it up, but before he could finish saying thank you, he saw the girl turning around, walking to Li Yue, calling Teacher Li, and then handed over the bouquet of flowers!
I saw Yang An bent over halfway, and he didn't know where to put his outstretched hand. The smile on his face was frozen. The expression was extremely embarrassing. He couldn't get angry or get angry. He had to keep a smile. In the end, he could only stare in embarrassment. The girl handed the flowers to Li Yue.
Another buddy shouted.
"Netherlands!"
The audience cheered and stood up to applaud Yang An and Li Yue. The atmosphere was extremely warm.
Yang An was serious and said with a serious face: "I only got fifth place in the last issue. After I went back, I learned the hard way that I couldn't live up to everyone's love for me! So I went back to the drawing board and remade it, and learned a few tricks from my master. So I’d like to ask everyone to support me later. Now, I’m invited to appear in the applause!”
"Guess what tricks Yang An has learned?"
Yang An stood up straight, returned to his seat, and said with a depressed face: "The audience didn't cooperate with me at the beginning, and the female fans didn't send me flowers. There were also viewers online who scolded me. What the hell are you talking about? Hurry up." Get off the stage. Seniors in the cross talk world have criticized me for being unqualified. Are you all ganging up to bully me? Isn’t it because I didn’t perform well in the last issue? As for bullying me, a primary school student in the cross talk world... "
Li Yue asked: "What did you learn from me?"
good!
Li Yue is also a wonderful person. He took the bouquet and did not forget to say: "Hey, Teacher Yang, why are you bending down like this?"
"Oh, I also gave you flowers. This is the first time I received flowers from a female fan. Thank you..."
Can you learn something good
This is Yang An's real skill. When he was a host, he used to practice his tongue-in-cheek skills. He had learned this skill attentively. He knew a thing or two about the dialects of major cities across the country. The audience couldn't resist him. When they told him their name, he opened his mouth. Come.