It took a lot of effort for Cao Shulin and Hou Jian to pull the two apart, but they still didn't let go. Yang An and Cao Xiaobao were waving and kicking, refusing to let go.
"think!"
Isn't it better that you are only four
As expected, as soon as Yang An introduced himself, Cao Xiaobao raised his voice and started arguing.
Pfft…
This guy is telling lies with his eyes open! With everything being fought like this, how can we still call it unity? The audience was delighted.
Cao Shulin continued to praise Yang An, pulling him aside and whispering: "You guys performed pretty well just now, but I think you were too polite in some places. We were just teasing. It's us who are watching on the stage, so compliments are optional. , anyone can.”
Not to be outdone, Yang An spoke louder. Both of them were young men. You pointed at me and I pushed you. As soon as the blood surged, the two of them started to pull and fight.
Cao Shulin was interrupted for the second time and looked at the audience: "Do you really want to hear it?"
Cao Xiaobao stretched out four fingers and shook them in front of Yang An: "Fourth update, everyone has heard it. It's just the fourth update! Right?"
"I can sing!"
The whole audience shouted: "Yes!"
The audience in the audience almost laughed like crazy. Forget it about Romance of the West Chamber, why did you suddenly show up as Jin Pinmei
Four Great Classics... Can you please stop making trouble? Is "The Romance of the West Chamber" among the Four Great Classics
Yang An asked again: "Can I sing?"
Yang An rubbed the back of his head and looked confused: "It's only the fourth update? But the master only taught me these few words. I can't sing the rest. If you want to hear it, go to him!"
Hou Jian also laughed: "It's time for them to perform again, the fifth update hasn't been sung yet!"
Yang An was confused: "But I must have Peng Ke's help to complete this joke?"
Cao Shulin was not afraid of this situation. He looked at the audience, looked at the sky, counted on his fingers, and said impatiently: "It's not the fifth watch yet, what are you viewers doing? Let’s continue talking about it. A good cross talk should be more interactive and chatting with the audience... "
Ha ha ha ha!
Hou Jian was pleased and relieved: "You can be taught, otherwise, how could you become famous? Lin Yunshe, you are the youngest generation, there are so many senior brothers above you, if you don't take the initiative to fight for it, when will you be able to get ahead?" "
Yang An also rubbed his nose and pointed at Cao Xiaobao and kept clicking: "Look at your unhappy look, as if "The Romance of the West Chamber" cannot be sung! Ask the audience, is "The Romance of the West Chamber" a banned book? "
The whole audience burst into laughter. Everyone was laughing. Yang An, do you want to be so funny? You are funny! This is it!
The emphasis of Cao Xiaobao's sentence was on the word "my dad", so Yang An, Hou Jian, and Cao Xiaobao were all peeking at Cao Shulin on the stage, but Cao Shulin looked serious and looked like an old man.
The target of the attack was instantly transferred to Cao Shulin. At this moment, Yang An and Cao Xiaobao both took a step back and bowed to the audience to thank them. The two of them finished their performance!
The audience laughed miserably. Cao Shulin, an old and crooked man, knew how to make jokes and change the subject. However, according to cross talk's usual habit, the burden of making up for the fifth night must not be shaken out yet. Don't worry, everyone, just wait patiently.
Even if Cao Shulin refuses to say anything, isn't there still a final comeback? The audience can make a fuss one more time, and they will not stop until they hear what the fuss is about at the fifth watch today!
Cao Shulin clapped softly, walked to the teasing position, and said to Yang An: "Oh, not bad, not bad, you two acted very relaxed and natural just now..."
The audience cheered again, laughed, and listened attentively.
The audience's faces hurt from laughing.
The audience cheered and applauded, then watched Yang An and Cao Xiaobao stand in the middle again and began to speak.
As expected, the audience all stood by Yang An, laughing loudly and shouting in unison: "Keep singing!"
The audience roared with laughter, and Cao Shulin looked serious: "Even if Cao Xiaobao is my son, you don't have to give me too much face, because it is a matter of principle. Besides, it's best if you can suppress him so hard that he can't hold his head up. I would have I don’t want him to learn from Hou Jian anymore, I want to train him personally and let him join our Douni team, strengthen our strength, and raise the average appearance of our Douni team!”
Five o'clock in the morning
Cao Xiaobao suddenly realized: "Just for the purpose of stirring things up, don't let him speak?"
Yang An continued to sing: "In the fourth watch, this Zhang Xiucai took off his pants. Yingying said, Xiaonujia is a chaste daughter. Well, take it off, take it off, you are taking it off for nothing." Come down. Okay, this is called "Zhang Sheng's Fifth Update"!"
Yang An was startled and took a breath: "Cao Xiaobao is your biological son, how can you do this?"
Cao Shulin stood on tiptoe, looked left and right, and asked: "Are there any public spectators here? Are there any spectators from the Cultural Affairs Bureau? Are there any staff from the Office of Suppressing the Emperor and Fighting the Philippines? Raise your hand and let me see... Oh, Is there really one? This is a traitor who was infiltrated by the enemy into our ranks, so we can't make trouble in the middle of the night. If we really make trouble, we should close the door! Keep talking, the performance you just performed was just okay... "
Cao Xiaobao quickly interrupted: "You can't take it off any further!"
Then Cao Xiaobao quietly looked at Cao Shulin, who was standing next to him with a smile and said nothing, and asked in a low voice: "Are you sure this is the ditty from "The Romance of the West Chamber" that my dad taught you?"
The audience in the audience interrupted and shouted: "It's the fifth watch!"
"Listen to the cry of the masses! I have more than 300 comrades-in-arms!"
Yang An said with a serious face: "Of course I am sure! "The Romance of the West Chamber" is one of the four great classics in ancient China. It is my favorite book. I am very familiar with the content. How can I be wrong?"
In the middle of the night, Zhang Xiucai took off his gown, and Yingying said, Xiaonu is a chaste daughter, so take it off, take it off, you are taking it off for nothing.
The show on the stage has not finished yet. "Zhang Sheng and Cui Yingying are making trouble at the fifth watch" is just a small interlude. It is a small personal talent show by Yang An and Cao Xiaobao. After they finished their performance, Cao Shulin and Hou Jian took over. .
Hu~
Cao Xiaobao was unhappy: "Is "The Romance of the West Chamber" one of the four great classics? Are you bullying me for not studying enough or something? You think I'm stupid!"
Yang An cleared his throat and continued to sing: "In the second watch, this Zhang Xiucai held Yingying in his arms. Yingying said, Xiaonu's family is a chaste daughter. Well, ah, son, hold her in her arms, hold her in her arms, You are held in my arms in vain.
Yang An was even more puzzled: "The hero and heroine of The West Chamber, Zhang Sheng, Cui Yingying! Where did I sing wrong? Friends, please comment, did I sing wrong?"
The audience went crazy with joy. They all cheered and gave Lin Yunshe the warmest applause today!
Cao Xiaobao was still reluctant: "Although the title of the book is correct, what are these things you just sang about?"
The master-disciple Hou Jian and Cao Xiaobao were imparting their experience in breaking up troubles on the stage. Next to them, Cao Shulin and Yang An were giving lessons on martial arts movies. Cao Shulin told Yang An how to fight, how to slap people with a big mouth, how to kick, and how to kick. , although the two did not speak and were only doing actions, the audience knew at a glance that they would definitely fight later!
Ha ha ha ha…
This Zhang Xiucai in the fourth update..."
Yang An asked: "But I...how can I suppress him?"
Cao Shulin said to the audience with an embarrassed look on his face: "Well, our Lin Yun Club is actually a united and harmonious organization. Don't think of the worst, because your eyes will always deceive you..."
"Sing the fifth update!"
Cao Xiaobao came to his senses and immediately shouted: "No!"
Hou Jian said: "What you just said is indeed good, but the audience gave all the applause to Yang An. Let me tell you, those of us who praise us shouldn't say that. There is a trick to praise. You have to raise your voice every time you say it. What are you doing?" Just to mess with him, not only do you have to raise your tone, but you also have to wait until he is about to shake off the burden, and you are the first to say it, so you will stand out."
To put it in a nutshell, I took off my pants on the fourth watch, why did you stop when you said stop
Ha ha ha ha!
There were more than 300 spectators, men and women, all cheering. The people who bought tickets to enter the venue were the aunts and uncles who paid for it, and they had the right to listen to this!
The audience didn't buy it. The fifth update was a new baggage. Some old cross talk fans present had never heard of it. Of course, they were impatient at this time and wanted to hear what was behind it.
The audience immediately booed and burst into laughter. It turns out that the root of the problem lies with you!
The audience laughed endlessly, but it was impossible to continue talking on stage, because the voices of the actors on the stage could not be suppressed by those in the audience. When the audience laughed, the actors usually stopped talking and let the laughter fly for a while.
Yang Andao said: "Okay, okay, the ancient Chinese classic "The Romance of the West Chamber", it can be done this time, right?"
Cao Xiaobao interrupted him with a chuckle: "Are these all four great classics? And what's the last one you mentioned? Which one do you like the most?"
Hu~~~
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The two of them walked away and talked in detail about various dirty tricks. Hou Jian and Cao Xiaobao came to their senses at this time, and it was their turn to talk loudly.
Cao Shulin said: "You are stupid! Suppress him louder and don't let him talk! Come on, come on, there are many tips, let me tell you..."
Cao Xiaobao grabbed Yang An and signaled him to stop singing.
The audience shouted: "No!"
The whole hall burst into laughter, abruptly interrupting Cao Shulin's compliment to Yang An.
Yang An stopped singing. He did not argue or resist with Cao Xiaobao, and just swept over 300 people with his eyes.
Hahahaha... The audience looked at the different expressions of the four people on the stage, and they all laughed from ear to ear.
Yang An argued: "What's wrong? Did I say it wrong? The four great masterpieces of ancient China, "Three Kingdoms", "Water Margin", "The Romance of the West Chamber" and "Jin Pinmei"."
"Really, even if you sing a little song, it won't stop you. Keep singing!"
The audience booed, and Cao Xiaobao hesitated and refused to stop him: "Okay, okay! Just keep singing!"
After the two sides discussed it, Cao Shulin laughed loudly: "Okay, how about we give the children another chance?"
"That's right!"
Cao Shulin taught him a lesson: "But you have to remember that all the performances must be for us to make fun of, and they can just stand there and cheer us up. It doesn't matter even if their facial expressions are paralyzed. You are the one who brought out the baggage. You can't let him have anything." Chance to survive.”