What's the matter? You, Cao Shulin, have been overthrown, and you still don’t know? Cao Shulin's look of pretending to be dumbfounded is so funny!
Cao Xiaobao was frightened when he saw Hou Jian's fist and quickly stepped back.
How are you talking
Hou Jian also started to boo, pointing at Yang An and Cao Xiaobao and saying: "Beat them!"
Ha ha ha ha…
The three of them started to pull together again, and Hou Jian also joined in the fight. Cao Shulin shouted loudly and burst out with infinite force. He knocked Hou Jian to the ground again with one arm, and grabbed Yang An's clothes and asked: " Do you want to change it?"
Cao Shulin pointed at Cao Xiaobao and shouted loudly: "Cao Xiaobao, what you did in the past was called bullying the master and destroying the ancestors, you know? How could you not help your master? And Yang An, I am also very disappointed with you! Do you think you You are very good after being on "Happy Comedian". You are very awesome, aren't you? You are also the one who calls me master. Today I will give you a training in front of an audience of 300 people. I want to teach Hou Teacher takes revenge!”
With a shout of someone coming, a dozen or so people came out of the backstage with a roar. Even the cooks came on stage, including the girl who announced the curtain. They really brought all the people of Lin Yun Society to the stage. Where is Li Yue? A fat man like Li Yue is so conspicuous and dazzling wherever he is placed. Of course he is also among the crowd!
After chasing around for a while, the four of them returned to the standard stance of martial arts disciples.
Hou Jian became angry when he heard this, rolled up his sleeves and wanted to hit someone again: "If you are a master together, you won't be as good as dad Jingui, right? Are you pulling me on purpose so that your dad can beat me?"
Cao Xiaobao became more energetic, pointed at Hou Jian and said arrogantly: "My father beat me, why are you lying down?"
Anyway, the burden was left to Cao Shulin, what happened to Yang An
Cao Shulin looked down, pointed at Hou Jian and said in surprise: "Hey, Teacher Hou, you missed something!"
That exaggerated move, the two of them hugged each other and hit the bottom of the table, almost knocking the table over. If the fight continued, they would definitely hug each other, roll around on the ground, and be beaten on the ground!
There was nothing going on next with Yang An and Cao Xiaobao. The two chatted backstage, exchanging cross talk experiences.
Cao Shulin put down the folding fan and smiled: "Hey, correct your mistakes when you know they are wrong. This is a good boy!"
Cao Xiaobao immediately replied: "Change!"
A group of people came up, surrounded Hou Jian, pushed him to the ground and started beating him.
Hou Jian was frightened and did not dare to argue. He immediately ran to the backstage. Cao Shulin and the others chased him until they could not come out from the backstage.
Hou Jian panted and waved: "Who missed the point? Who are you with? Are you helping me?"
The two old guys, with their old arms and legs, fought harder than Yang An and Cao Xiaobao just now!
Cao Shulin shouted: "Children must be taken care of and small trees must be cut down! You want to go to heaven! Do it!"
Cao Shulin, Yang An, Cao Xiaobao, why don't you be so mean!
Unknowingly, the four of them have become the most classic standard position for martial arts disciples. Anyone who understands can tell at a glance who they are targeting today. It is none other than Hou Jian!
Yang An quickly stopped Cao Shulin and said, "I think Xiaobao is right!"
Cao Shulin shouted: "Will you change it?"
Hou Jianfei backed away like flying, and he took a few steps back three meters. He didn't dare to get close to Cao Shulin, and his hands were still in a defensive posture. This was really frightening!
After the beating, the dozen or so people dispersed. They saw that Hou Jian's coat was torn, and he was wearing a white-lined bottom coat. His clothes were torn into rags, and there were bloody marks on his face from fingernail scratches!
Yang An and Cao Xiaobao bowed repeatedly to thank their master for his teachings.
When Cao Shulin heard this, he raised his tone again, rolled up his sleeves and waved his folding fan: "I'm not done with you two today!"
Hou Jian helped his old man stand up and approached shakily. Cao Shulin turned around and asked curiously: "Hey? Teacher Hou, what's wrong with you?"
The audience, who had never seen martial arts disciples before, saw such a lively fight on the stage, and how the fight was so extreme, it felt fresh and interesting, and the muscles on their faces hurt from laughing.
Cao Shulin grabbed Cao Xiaobao's chest with his left hand, and Hou Jian was still holding Cao Shulin's right arm. As soon as the two sides started arguing, Cao Shulin raised his arm and slammed it out, shouting: "Fuck you!"
Suddenly Cao Shulin made a sound, and the folding fan slammed the table again. He rolled up his sleeves and shouted loudly: "No! I want to fight for Teacher Hou! I will teach you a lesson today! Come on, Teacher Hou, come here..."
They finally separated on the stage, Hou Jian looked angry: "Hey, why did you two pull me just now? Cao Xiaobao, I am your master!"
No matter how big or small, do you know the rules
But after saying a few words, Cao Shulin and Hou Jian actually started fighting because of the issue of adjusting the size of the gate!
As for the fifth watch
Hu~
The three hundred spectators booed, and they were too weak to laugh.
The people in the Lin Yun Society hall laughed for half a minute before stopping for a moment. The cross talk fans who knew martial arts disciples saw this kind of innovation, and they really laughed out loud and were extremely happy.
The senior sister announced the curtain and continued on stage. At this time, Hou Jian had to put on his coat again and continue crosstalk with Cao Shulin.
Seeing that he could no longer control it, Cao Shulin began to roll up his sleeves and wanted to take action, shouting: "No one can stop me!"
The audience applauded, Hou Jian raised his hands, and the two stood in the middle and began to speak.
Yang An immediately replied: "Change!"
Yang An and Cao Xiaobao quickly went to break up the fight, but were they really trying to break up the fight
Cao Shulin said: "It's simple! Just say that you peeped at someone's quarrel at midnight, Zhang Sheng found out, chased him and beat him to pieces!"
But Cao Xiaobao didn't think so. When he heard the audience in the front hall making noises and singing at the fifth watch again, and his father pretending to be deaf and dumb again, trying to get through, Cao Xiaobao felt itchy in his heart: "Brother Yang, this is the fifth watch. What’s going on?”
With a bang, Cao Shulin knocked on the table, then turned back to look at Hou Jian.
The audience's eyes were bright, and they applauded and cheered. This martial arts disciple is a bit interesting today, he wants to beat Hou Jian! Fight quickly, fight quickly! Come up with something new!
The audience laughed loudly and watched Hou Jian being held by an arm by Yang An and Cao Xiaobao. Then Cao Shulin showed off to his heart's content, jumping up and slapping his face, hitting his head, pushing his chest, and kicking him... It's a pity that he didn't Kick!
With a bang, Cao Shulin knocked Hou Jian over. Hou Jian lost his balance and fell to his feet, rolling five steps away!
Poor Teacher Hou, this time he fell even harder than before. He rolled on the ground several times and it took him a long time to get up. He probably almost broke his arms and legs!
The audience burst into laughter. This martial arts apprentice was so funny. Teacher Hou was so scared that he would be beaten like this. They looked at the master and apprentice, father and son, moving in unison and approaching in unison, chasing Hou Jian on the stage. Hou Jiandong is hiding in Tibet, and the others are like playing hawks to catch chickens. The scene is super hilarious!
Yang An quickly protected Cao Xiaobao, and the two of them walked to the side of the table and stood there. Cao Shulin stood at the tea table. Hou Jian was pulled by Cao Shulin and stood at the far left of the stage.
The applause continued and couldn't stop for a long time. The audience was really laughing this time.
This group of people all stood behind Hou Jianjian. Yang An and Cao Xiaobao were so frightened that they took a few steps back and looked at each other. This time it was really a big deal!
For about twenty minutes, there is a burden almost every few sentences. The four-person cross talk performance is particularly good, the rhythm is first-class, and as a master of scene control, Cao Shulin knows where to say, where to leave out, and where to say. Where praise should be given, where should be waited for, he also used different methods to make every actor move, and finally made this comedy dish!
It’s so noisy on this stage!
Cao Shulin put down the folding fan and smiled: "Hey, correct your mistakes when you know they are wrong. This is a good boy!"
Hou Jian was also depressed and asked, "Do you care about him?"
While slapping Mr. Hou, he was talking about benevolence, justice, morality and respecting teachers. The contrast was too big, too big, too big...
Hou Jian pointed at these three people and had nothing to say, shook his head and sighed.
Cao Shulin chuckled: "Teacher Hou, look, I have avenged you, and the children are willing to change. Are you feeling particularly happy at the moment?"
Uh-huh!
Hou Jian waved his hand: "What's beautiful about it? What will I say when I get back dressed like this?"
Cao Shulin shouted: "If you don't care about the child anymore, you won't be able to control it! If you don't pay attention to the house for three days, there are so many people watching today. If you don't discipline you two, the brand name of Lin Yun Club will be destroyed by you!" Someone come!”
How did you talk
After a few people settled down, Cao Shulin was very angry: "Is this cooperation? Is this a tacit understanding? Are you two talking about cross talk? Teacher Hou, let's set an example for the children and tell them what cross talk is. !”
Cao Shulin asked doubtfully: "That's right? What's wrong?"
Of course Yang An helps his master Cao Shulin, but what about Cao Xiaobao? Cao Xiaobao also helped his father and pushed him away!
Cao Xiaobao explained: "But he is my father?"
The audience is really powerless this time, there is nothing they can do!
The audience looked at the contrast in this scene. The three masters and apprentices, father and son, were enjoying themselves on the stage. Poor Hou Jian was knocked to the ground. The audience laughed so hard that they almost shed tears, shouting ouch ouch.
Cao Shulin waved and his voice softened a lot: "Come, come, do you know how I can do for you? The Chinese nation is most particular about respecting teachers and respecting morality. This is a traditional virtue that we must promote!"
Everyone was angry when Cao Xiaobao said this, and Hou Jian couldn't help but step forward and beat the child. Cao Shulin said angrily: "Why did you talk to your master? How dare you talk back? How dare you choke on your master?" choke?"
The audience laughed, it turns out you are a sensible person!
Cao Shulin pretended to be dumbfounded: "Oh, your look is very beautiful!"
Of course Cao Xiaobao was not happy, shouting: "Where are you putting it? Where are you putting it? Why should I be beaten?"
Cao Shulin shouted angrily: "Yang An, you are also making noise, right? You think I dare not hit you, right? Today I will train you too!"
Hou Jian said: "Are you taking revenge for me? I was beaten twice! Who would be happy?"
The first person to be lectured was Cao Xiaobao. I take care of my son as a matter of course. Cao Shulin held a folding fan and pointed at the table: "Cao Xiaobao! Put your head here, come quickly, put it here voluntarily. I have to slap you today." !”