At the celebration banquet of Team Mo Jue, everyone was so excited that they played until the early hours of the morning. Shen He was very happy and drank a lot of beer. up.
Everyone rushed back to the team in batches and called three cars.
Qingyue was picked up by Chu Yan, Xiao Han, Qin Mo, and Liu Xiang were in a car, He Beiguang, Pei Yu, and Liu Hong were in a car, and finally Li Muran and Shen He were left.
After getting into the car, Shen He snatched Li Muran's mobile phone, took the mobile phone as a microphone, and began to sing: "Ah, give me a glass of Wangqing water, and I won't regret it all night"...
His song was so out of tune that the driver in the front row almost slipped his hand and drove off the wrong way. He glanced at Li Muran in embarrassment and said, "Is your friend drunk?"
Li Muran: "...um."
Shen He jumped up and down in the car, but it was a pity that the narrow space was not convenient for him to perform, so he opened the car window, and was about to stick his head out, Li Muran hurriedly pulled him back, and said to the driver in the front row: "Master, Please lock the windows."
The driver nodded understandingly: "Okay."
Once the window was locked, Shen He couldn't get out, so he had to continue singing with his mobile phone.
Fortunately, the KTV was not far from the team. After the driver put the two of them down, he turned on and disappeared in an instant. Obviously, he couldn't bear the noise of Shenhe.
Shen He, who was finally free, immediately jumped onto a stone on the sidewalk next to him, and said, "Below, there is Shen He, who is so handsome that we invite us to break through the sky, and here is a song for everyone, affectionate, Forget Love Water!"
Worried that he would fall, Li Muran hurriedly reached out to support him, frowned and said, "You're drunk, don't make trouble, come back with me quickly."
Shen He smiled and said: "No! I'm not drunk, I'm not drunk at all. Ah, give me a glass of Wangqing water..."
He started singing again, and Li Muran quickly snatched the phone over, grabbed his arm with one hand, and his butt with the other, and with one effort he lifted him onto his shoulders and carried him directly back to the dormitory.
Shen He was still yelling along the way: "My head is so dizzy, how can I see the ground spinning... spinning, jumping, I closed my eyes!"
Li Muran ignored him, took him back to the dormitory, quickly took off his clothes, stuffed him under the quilt, and said, "Sleep!"
Probably because of the trouble for a long time, Shen He himself was also tired, and he quickly closed his eyes after being tucked into the bed. Li Muran looked at his red cheeks when he was drunk, and felt a little funny in his heart—this guy is usually a monkey jumping up and down, but once he is drunk, he is a crazy monkey, and he will climb on people's heads.
Li Muran leaned over to help him pull the quilt, seeing that he seemed to be asleep, so he turned and went back to his bedroom.
However, he obviously underestimated the ruckus' ability of this bastard. Just as he lay down, he heard a strange sound outside the door. The earth-shattering sound seemed like a thief had entered the house. He frowned and stood up, opened the door and saw Shen He's naked buttocks playing drunken fist in the living room, hitting here and there, all the pillows on the sofa were torn off by him.
"..." Li Muran's face was about to crack.
However, a certain drunk was unaware of his teasing behavior. While practicing boxing, he turned his head and smiled at Li Muran: "Hehehe, watch me catch the moon in the water with one hand!"
He bent down to grab the pillow on the floor, and since he was naked now, Li Muran happened to see his white and smooth buttocks.
Li Muran: "..."
Not wanting to see him fall ill again, Li Muran stepped forward with a blank expression, directly hugged him horizontally, carried him all the way into his bedroom, pressed him on the bed, and whispered: "Still making trouble?"
Shen He struggled violently: "I haven't finished a set of Drunken Fist yet!"
Li Muran said: "Hey, go to sleep. You can play better when you fall asleep and play in your dreams."
Shen He looked at him curiously: "Really?"
Li Muran said: "Of course it is true."
Only then did Shen He close his eyes obediently.
Li Muran was worried that he would fall ill again after a while, so he hugged him tightly from behind.
The strange thing is that this guy looks thin and small, and he won't hurt his hands when hugged in his arms, but rather soft. Slender waist and long legs, with a well-proportioned figure, the furry head leaned against his chest, rubbing against it from time to time, a little itchy, like a soft little animal
When this little monkey is crazy, it's unbearable, but when it's quiet it's... quite cute.
It felt surprisingly good in my arms.
The corners of Li Muran's lips raised slightly involuntarily, he turned off the light, and gently tightened his embrace.
***
It was the first time for Shen He to get drunk, and he had a terrible headache. When he woke up, it was already noon the next day.
But what bothered him more than the headache was that when he woke up, he was naked and had nothing on—no, panties on, but nothing but panties. Moreover, he was leaning naked in the arms of a person, and that person's strong arms were wrapping around his waist, gently hugging him.
Shen He: "..."
Holding the grass, shouldn't it be wine, adultery, chaos, and sex? !
He immediately reached out and touched his underwear, and found that there was nothing unusual, but what was that hard thing behind him
Is it a man holding him? So who is the one holding himself up?
Shen He realized what was going on, and immediately turned around and punched him: "You bastard, you dare to take advantage of me, you don't want to live!"
Halfway through the scolding, it was discovered that the one who had one eye swollen from the beating was none other than roommate Li Muran.
Shen He was immediately stunned.
Li Muran was disturbed by Shen He last night until five o'clock in the morning. He was dreaming when he was punched awake by Shen He. He looked at him blankly. After a while, he woke up and realized that he had been beaten by Shen He. Li Muran's expression darkened instantly, and he said in a low voice, "What's wrong with you?"
Shen He scratched his head vigorously: "I, I, I thought you... thought you were going to... do something to me."
Li Muran was expressionless: "Then you check yourself, did I do anything to you?"
Shen He did not notice any abnormalities in his body, and there were no strange marks on his body. He scratched his head in embarrassment, and said: "I have no clothes on, I am naked, and I am hugged and hugged by you, so I can't blame me." Think about it, don't you?"
Li Muran continued to look at him expressionlessly: "You didn't wear any clothes because you got drunk last night and vomited all over, and your clothes were all dirty, so I took them off."
Shen He: "That, that, why am I in your bedroom? You still hug, hug me to sleep?"
Li Muran: "Because you woke up in the middle of the night and sang and punched drunkenly. You didn't listen to what I said. I had no choice but to arrest you and bring you to my room to control you."
Shen He swallowed his saliva, glanced at a certain part of Li Muran who was still mental, pointed with his finger, and said awkwardly: "Then, what about this?"
Li Muran said calmly: "Normal men will have a natural physiological reaction when they wake up in the morning. It's called morning wood. Haven't you heard of it?"
Shen He's face turned red instantly: "Oh."
But I didn't react too much, why did Li Muran react so strongly
Li Muran: "Any more questions?"
Shen He's whole body was red, he got into the quilt, and smiled flatteringly: "No problem, hehe, it's the first time I've been drunk, and I don't remember being so crazy at all. Thank you for taking care of me last night, I misunderstood, don't you Get angry, why don't you continue to sleep for a while?"
Li Muran looked at him helplessly - he was woken up by your punch, why are you still sleeping
Glancing at his watch, it was almost lunch time, so Li Muran simply got up and got out of bed.
Unlike Shen He who only wore underwear, Li Muran was wearing pajamas, and went to wash up after getting up.
Shen He poked his head out of the quilt, and found that he was not there, so he quickly wrapped a pillow towel and ran to his bedroom.
Li Muran saw in the mirror that a naked guy rushed out of his bedroom like a gust of wind, and disappeared into the opposite bedroom in an instant. Li Muran was startled, and then, the corners of his lips couldn't help but twitched - this guy is so stupid, his head seems to be missing a muscle.
Being punched made Li Muran a little unhappy, but thinking of his ingratiating smile, his anger soon dissipated.
***
Shen He changed his clothes and came out, and saw the "crime scene" in the living room at a glance.
All the cushions and pillows on the sofa were thrown on the ground, making a mess like a thief had entered the house. It is impossible for Li Muran to throw away the pillow and play with it when he is idle, so it is obvious that he tossed it when he was drunk and went crazy last night.
Shen He's face was blushing almost to the point of bleeding, and while quickly cleaning up, he said with a sneer: "Haha, am I so destructive when I'm drunk..."
Li Muran said: "I recorded a video, do you want to watch it?"
At that time, it was also on a whim, and I thought the process of this guy's drunken madness was very interesting, so I recorded a short video with the Snapshot software and saved it, and just opened it for Shen He to watch.
Shen He looked at the lunatic running around with his bare butt in the video, wishing he could dig a crack in the ground and bury himself.
Oh my god, his face is really embarrassing!
Drinking is really a mistake, and you must not drink in the future.
Seeing that Li Muran was about to put away his phone, Shen He grabbed his hand in a fawning manner, and said, "Brother Ran, should you delete this video?"
Li Muran said: "Why delete it? Keep it as a souvenir."
Shen He's face collapsed in an instant: "Please, delete it? If this black history is seen, I really have no face in the team..."
Li Muran remained expressionless: "I won't delete it."
Shen He immediately hugged his waist and begged for mercy: "Delete, delete, can I repay your great kindness by being a cow and a horse in the future? I will treat you to crayfish today, hot pot tomorrow, and chicken legs the day after tomorrow. Can I treat you to Sichuan food the day after tomorrow?"
Li Muran intentionally teased him, and said with a sullen face on purpose: "I'm not a foodie, food doesn't work for me."
Shen He immediately changed his strategy: "Then I'll buy you shampoo from now on? Have you run out of toothpaste? And soap? I'll pay you double what I owed you before, okay?"
Li Muran was amused by him, and said, "Okay, I will delete it."
In front of Shen He, he deleted the video of getting drunk and crazy, and then said: "There is no need to buy these daily necessities, I will go home tomorrow."
Only then did Shen He stand up, looked at him and asked, "Go back to Shenzhen?"
Li Muran nodded: "Yes."
Shen He said anxiously: "I want to go to Shenzhen for a few days, can you take me with you?"
Li Muran said: "Have you greeted your family well?"
Shen He laughed: "How about home! My parents haven't had a holiday yet, and I'll be alone when I go home, just tell them. I want to go to Shenzhen with you for a week before going home!"
After he said that, Li Muran naturally couldn't refuse, nodded and said: "Okay, then you can also book tickets for tomorrow, let's go together."
***
During lunch time, Qin Mo saw Li Muran and Shen He in the cafeteria, and found that Li Muran's eyes were a bit swollen, so he couldn't help but asked with concern, "What's wrong with your eyes?"
Li Muran: "I accidentally bumped into it."
Shen He: "I accidentally hit it."
Qin Mo: "..."
Can you two talk about your confession
Facing Qin Mo's idiot-like gaze, Shen He scratched his hair in embarrassment, and said with a chuckle: "Master, I was drunk last night, did I disturb you?"
Qin Mo said: "I went to sleep when I got back, Mu Ran took care of you, right?"
Shen He glanced at Li Muran embarrassedly: "I got drunk and swollen his eyes..."
Qin Mo looked at his apprentice blushing, and said calmly: "You are still young, so you should drink less bars in the future. When will you go home?"
Shen Hedao: "I'll go to Shenzhen with Brother Ran for a few days, and then go home before the Chinese New Year."
Qin Mo nodded: "Well, I'm going back to Nanjing tomorrow, and after you go home, say hello to your sister Shen Qi for me, she's helped us manage the guild this year, it's been very hard. If you have a chance, please invite her out , let's have a meal together."
Shen He hurriedly agreed: "Okay, I will convey it to her!"
***
After Qin Mo left, Liu Hong and Liu Xiang also came to the cafeteria to eat.
Seeing Mu Ran's eyes, Liu Xiang asked with concern: "What happened to Mu Ran's eyes?"
Li Muran: "Shen He hit him accidentally."
Shen He: "He accidentally bumped into it!"
Liu Xiang: "..."
Liu Hong laughed directly: "You two don't have any tacit understanding at all, so make a good confession before going out next time!"
Shen He glanced at Li Muran, and smiled awkwardly: "Cough, indeed, I hit it."
He did not dare to lie in front of Master, so he told the truth. But he didn't want to explain it to all his teammates, but it's a pity that he didn't make a good confession, and it was revealed in an instant.
As a result, everyone in the Mo Jue team soon knew that Shen He was drunk and beat Li Muran last night.
Poor classmate Mu Ran's eyes were swollen from the beating.
In the WeChat group, everyone was queuing up to sympathize with Mu Ran and condemn Shen He by the way.
Shen He's heart was full of guilt.
When Li Muran was packing his luggage in the dormitory at night, Shen He walked to the door of his bedroom and knocked on the door, saying: "Brother Ran, I'm so sorry, I was a little confused when I woke up in the morning, and I beat you... Otherwise, I will Why don't you buy some gifts? Just treat it as mental damage, hehe... I don't know what you like?"
Li Muran looked back at him.
There were two shallow dimples at the corners of the young man's mouth, and his eyes were curved like crescent moons, looking at him eagerly, with a flattering expression begging for forgiveness.
It looks so cute.
At that moment, Li Muran suddenly felt as if his heartbeat had stopped for half a beat.
He couldn't help but think of last night's dream.
In fact, after falling asleep with Shen He in his arms last night, he had a very long and beautiful dream. The scene in the dream was too vague, and I don't remember the specific content clearly. I only remember that I was hugging a soft body , Kiss each other, caress each other, and even do a lot of indescribable things. He hadn't seen clearly who that person was, but he knew that he was very excited, that body was very soft in his arms, and it felt so good, as if he was really hugging him.
But now, he suddenly remembered.
It is Shen He.
It was precisely because he was sleeping with Shen He in his arms that he had that kind of indescribable dream.
This is also the reason why Shen He misunderstood such a violent physiological reaction in the morning.
Having figured this out, Li Muran instantly had a splitting headache—couldn't he be falling in love with this little monkey? !
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As for Muhe and Xiaohe, they couldn't abuse each other because Xiaohe was too funny. So this couple's side story is not long, it will be very relaxed and happy~
It's been more than a month since I've kept the daily episode, now I'm writing about Han Mo when Mu He is done!