The Lame Daoist Priest

Chapter 100: Section 100 home

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I hurriedly dialed my dad’s cell phone number. Fortunately, it was connected this time. Dad’s voice came over in a hoarse voice: “Where did you go, you son of a bitch?! It’s been four months since you left! Your mother and I are very close.” Miss you! Do you know?!"

"I'm sorry, Dad, I can't help myself. What about Mom? Why was it an empty number to call her phone just now?"

The old man said vaguely: "The number has been changed, where are you? When will you be back?"

"I'm in the capital, I'll go to the airport right away, and hurry home as soon as possible."

I talked to my father a few more words, hung up the phone, and dialed Xu Xiaoling's number. She asked with a trembling voice, "Xiaolong, is that you?"

"It's me, Miss Xiaoling. I'm sorry for worrying you. I didn't have time to inform you when I left last time." My voice was full of apology.

She said empathetically: "It's okay, Yang Jiannan said, you're back at the headquarters, is it the Huanyu Pavilion?"

I whispered, "Miss Xiaoling, this is a secret and cannot be revealed. Are you still working in the museum?"

"Yes, how about you?"

"I'm in the capital, I'll hurry back right away! Sister Xiaoling, I've missed you so much these past few months."

"Me too, Xiaolong, come back soon." Xu Xiaoling said softly.

I cut my hair, took a shower, changed my clothes, and went straight to the airport!

I sat in the terminal all night, and I didn't board the plane until after 7:00 the next morning.

In fact, there is one thing I can't figure out all the time, that is, when I fought with Jinpeng yesterday, I had dozens of sword wounds on my body, and there was a deep wound on my shoulder, but when I woke up last night, all the wounds on my body were completely covered. Disappeared, which puzzled me, how could the skin heal so fast

As the plane took off, the stewardess began to distribute food and drinks busyly. I also took a box of breakfast and ate slowly, but as I was eating, a stream of blood suddenly came out of my nose, and it came as soon as I said it, without warning! All spilled into the lunch box. I quickly took out the paper drawer from my backpack. Fortunately, I had expected this to happen a long time ago, so I made preparations in advance.

The stewardess ran over and asked, "What do you think, sir?"

I was short of breath: "It's okay, old problem."

"It should be caused by the change in air pressure. You should go to the bathroom to wash it." The stewardess suggested.

After washing for three full minutes, the nosebleed stopped. My eyes were a little dark. Due to the excessive blood loss in the past two days, my physical condition was extremely poor. It seems that I should go to Zhang Zixuan to see a doctor as soon as possible, otherwise it will take too long. May be aggravated.

I got off the plane and went straight home by car. My dad knew I was coming back today, so he took a day off and didn't even go to work. As soon as I entered the room, he started scolding me. But I know that he is so angry because he cares about me. My mother hurriedly sat me down and asked me how I got the scar on my face. I said comfortingly: "It's okay, I accidentally scratched Yes. I left in such a hurry last time that I didn't even have time to call you, which made you worry for several months. I'm sorry, Mom and Dad."

My father was still scolding me, and my mother said unhappily: "You old bastard, have you ever finished? Just after my son came back, you can just swear a few words. Why can't you stop swearing? What's wrong with being addicted? "

"You just get used to him." The old man turned his head to one side and remained silent.

After coaxing me for a long time, my father finally calmed down.

At noon, Miss Xiaoling rushed over as soon as she got off work. As soon as I entered the room, I gave her a hug. She touched the scar on my face and asked how I did it. I still replied that I scratched it accidentally.

In the afternoon, Xu Xiaoling asked for leave and said she wanted to be with me, which touched me so much. While we were walking to the copy shop, she told me what had happened in the past three months.

The big sister's house has been built, and under the help of the bitch, the house has been built solidly, and the final payment for the project has been settled.

Then there was Chen Haotian, who actually went to join the underworld. The reason was that Scar Li's group of people came to find trouble and were beaten badly by Chen Haotian. Later, for some reason, Chen Haotian became the boss of that group of people. raw water.

As for the bitch... When I walked into the typing and copying shop, I found that the bitch was sitting in front of the computer, picking his feet and staring at the screen. I don't know what unhealthy things he was looking at. I stood at the door and coughed twice, and the bitch said without looking up: "Shoe repair is one yuan and five, keys are two yuan, and fortune-telling is two yuan and five."

Wo trough? I took a few steps back and looked at the signboard of the store. That's right, the signboard said typing and copying! But why did the fortune-telling service come out? I haven't seen you for three months, so this B can tell fortunes? ! I coughed twice again: "Can I copy?"

Hearing my voice, the bitch quickly turned around: "Brother!"

"Am I still a typing and copying shop?"

"That's right." The bitch said, "Isn't there four big characters typed and copied outside? Blind people can see it!"

I asked a little speechlessly: "Then why didn't you copy five cents in your jingle and print a piece of these two sentences?"

The bitch spit and said: "Brother, this is what you don't know. The society is developing and the times are progressing. We must continue to innovate in order to make a lot of money!"

"Yeah?"

The bitch nodded seriously, then pulled me to the second floor, and said to Xu Xiaoling as he walked, "Sister Xiaoling, brother and I went upstairs to talk about something, don't eavesdrop."

"What's the matter? Are you still behind your back?" Xu Xiaoling asked.

"You didn't listen well to the topic of men." The bitch replied, and then dragged me to the second floor.

I asked, "What's the matter? It's so mysterious?"

The bitch asked in a low voice: "Brother, have you ever asked if your girlfriend is a virgin?"

I frowned and asked, "What do you mean? Just say it."

The bitch said coyly, "That's right, I want to ask if my girlfriend is a virgin."

"Then you just ask directly, how do I know if your girlfriend is a virgin?" I said speechlessly.

"No, I just don't know how to ask. Brother, you are very knowledgeable. I want you to give me some advice."

I thought for a while and said, "If you're talking about being well-informed, you should find your cousin Chen Nuo!!"

"I went to my cousin, and he told me to ask directly: Are you a virgin?"

"And then? Did you ask?"

"I asked. When we were eating fried pancakes last night, I asked her: Honey, are you a virgin?"

"And then?" I asked with a little interest.

The bitch said with a sad face: "She said she was a Cancer. How can I ask further? Brother, you have to give me some advice!"

I touched my forehead and said, "This...how about you try it yourself?"

When I went out to buy drinks, I called Zhang Zixuan by the way.

The call was connected quickly, and Zhang Zixuan said with a smile: "Brother Xiaolong, I heard that you went back to the Huanyu Pavilion a while ago, and I wanted to ask you for help, but you were not here."

I also smiled: "Indeed, I've been a bit busy these past few months, if Brother Zhang can use me, just ask."

"No need, the matter has been resolved. Brother Xiaolong, you always go to the Three Treasures Hall for nothing. What's wrong this time? Let's just say it, I'm a little busy here, so I won't talk nonsense with you."

I said with some embarrassment: "Brother Zhang, I've used that trick again, and I don't feel well recently. Actually, I don't want to use it, but the situation forces me to do it without it, so I want to ask, should I use it this time?" What kind of medicine can I take to raise and cure the disease."

Zhang Zixuan said solemnly: "It's used again?... It's hard to judge. It's best for you to come over and I'll take your pulse. When do you have time? I'll arrange a helicopter to pick you up."

"That's really troublesome Brother Zhang, I'm free anytime, how about tomorrow? What do you think?"

Zhang Zixuan said: "Tomorrow doesn't seem to work, maybe the day after tomorrow. In the morning of the day after tomorrow, go to the office building of Zhang's Pharmaceutical and wait. Someone will contact you."

The next day, Saturday.

Miss Xiaoling was on vacation, so I rushed to her place early in the morning. We have a lot to do today.

Since I left in a hurry more than three months ago, I didn't have time to send money to poor college students, so today I want to write letters and send money to them. The letters are all anonymous, which is called good deeds without leaving their names.

Sister Xiaoling and I sat on the coffee table and wrote a letter. In the letter, I wanted to write some words of encouragement. I wrote directly: Study hard and make progress every day! I hereby subsidize 8,000 yuan for tuition... Signature: Anonymous.

Sister Xiaoling asked dumbfoundedly: "You just write such a few simple sentences?"

"Yeah, why don't you write him an 800-character composition? In the final analysis, let him study hard and improve every day. Besides, I used to write like this." I put my arms around her shoulders and kissed her on the lips. .

She tapped my chest lightly: "I know I'm taking advantage, so hurry up and write, there are seventeen letters in total."

I licked my lips: "It's okay, I write fast, one letter per minute." As I said that, I continued to bury my head in writing the anonymous letter. Due to the frequent drawing of characters, my handwriting is not bad, and the content of the letter is concise. , 17 letters were written soon.

We mailed the letter and went straight to the bank to wire the money.

Since it was Saturday, there were a lot of people handling business in the bank, so I got a number, sat in a chair with Miss Xiaoling, chatted and laughed, and waited. There are more than 30 numbers in front of me, and there are four windows to handle business, and it will take at least half an hour to get to us. Who knows that before my butt is hot, there is a rush of brakes outside. Looking around, I saw a white van parked at the door, the door opened, and five people wearing masks and holding guns rushed in! The leader swept a round of bullets at the ceiling, and shouted loudly: "If you don't want to die, squat down! Put your head in your hands!"

The bank suddenly became chaotic. A man with a handbag tried to take advantage of the chaos to escape, but was directly beaten into a honeycomb by the thugs with a submachine gun! !

"Ah!!" Several women screamed.

Xu Xiaoling also let out a soft cry, and I covered her mouth and made a shh gesture.

This group of guys are insane, if they don't cooperate at this time, they will definitely shoot over with bullets!

Squatting on the ground with Xu Xiaoling, I clasped her hand tightly, signaling to her not to be afraid, with me here, I will definitely not let you suffer any harm!

To say that my Chiya life is against the sky, in order to enjoy the two-person world with sister Xiaoling today, I sent the eldest sister away early in the morning, gave her three days off, and asked her to go home and have a look. But who the hell would have thought that as soon as the eldest sister left, we would run into gangsters on the back? To be honest, the odds of encountering this kind of thing are about the same as the odds of winning the five million jackpot...