I looked at the time: "Sister Xiaoling, it's past four o'clock, are you hungry? I'll go buy you dinner."
"No, I want to sit with you for a while. You have been away for more than three months, do you know how much I miss you?"
"Um."
"Are you going to Beijing tomorrow?"
"Well, the Taoist Association has an annual meeting, and they hope that I can attend... Miss Xiaoling, I have been very busy recently, and I have to leave after a while, maybe half a year, maybe a year, maybe even a year Half, so you still forgot about me..."
Before I could finish speaking, Miss Xiaoling pressed my mouth and said, "Don't say such things again, even if you go away for ten years, I will wait for you to come back!" She said with firm eyes.
I was silent for a while before asking, "Is it worth it?"
She nodded seriously: "Xiaolong, I'm just bruised, I don't want to be hospitalized in the hospital, can you take me home?"
After completing the discharge procedures, we walked out of the hospital, took a taxi, and went directly to Xu Xiaoling's residence.
Sending her upstairs, I was about to leave, but she held my hand: "Xiaolong, let's go after eating."
"You are injured, forget it, I will buy you something to eat."
She shook her head firmly: "I'll do it for you."
…
I couldn't hold her back, so I stayed for a meal, which was made by Miss Xiaoling herself.
This feeling is very warm, how I want to go on like this forever...
I'm in a dilemma now, and I can't bear to hurt her. She knows me too well, knows that I have something to hide from her, and deliberately alienates her, but actually still loves her.
When I left Miss Xiaoling's residence, it was already past eight o'clock in the evening. I went back to the copy shop and found that the cheap man was repairing shoes. I asked, "Is the ticket sold out?"
"The ticket for tomorrow morning at nine o'clock, and arrive at the capital at four o'clock in the afternoon the day after tomorrow. Brother, you want to go home with Miss Xiaoling? Why don't you take a plane?"
I corrected: "You are going with me."
"I?!"
"Well, the Taoist Association's annual meeting is about to start, Mr. Song, remember? He invited us to attend the annual meeting. There is another thing. After such a long time of contact, I am sure that your character is fine, so I decided to To accept apprentices on behalf of the teacher, and accept you as a junior! Are you willing?"
"Senior Brother! Please be respected by Junior Brother!" The cheap man reacted quickly, knelt down on one knee, and saluted with fists clasped.
Then put your hands in front of me.
I asked suspiciously, "What are you doing?"
The cheap man explained: "Red envelopes! In the movie, don't apprentices give red envelopes? Big brother, you can do whatever you want!"
I sighed helplessly, took out fifty cents from my trouser pocket and put it in his hand.
The bitch took the money, looked carefully at the lamp, and after confirming that it was real money, he put it in his pocket and muttered softly, "Damn, that's awesome, I made another fifty cents!"
"Stop making trouble... from now on, you are the heir of the Niumen! You have to maintain the peace between Yin and Yang as your duty, and you cannot use your own ability to harm others. Do you hear me clearly?"
"Clear~clear~" the bitch shouted.
I nodded: "From now on, your identity has changed. You are my junior brother, a descendant of Niumen! Well, you can continue to repair shoes. I will go upstairs to find my eldest sister. I have something to tell my elder sister..."
When I got upstairs, I asked my elder sister to protect Xu Xiaoling, but secretly, and don't let her know.
…
the next day.
The bitch and I set foot on the train bound for the capital. As for the hanged ghosts, of course they stayed in the copy shop. I asked the couple ghosts to look at them. The charms have been saved, enough for all the hanged ghosts to reincarnate.
On the train, I was tortured by the bastard B for two days and one night...
For example, when the person on the opposite bed was eating corn sausages, the bitch would spit at me and say, "Brother, you don't even know that I got a piece of nail when I ate corn sausages last time! I licked it for a long time and finally decided that it was A toenail!! So, this thing is so unhygienic, only a fool would buy it... "
The person on the opposite side was about to come over and beat up the bitch, but I dragged him away anyway.
Later, the cheap man was hungry, and there was a cart selling instant noodles in the middle of the aisle, and the cheap man bought a box.
Since this guy was eating instant noodles while sending messages, he knocked down the instant noodle box! ! All the hot water from a box of instant noodles spilled on his crotch, and the bitch who was in pain let out an 'ow' on the spot! ! !
Of course, the worst is yet to come...
The bitch said that if it weren't for the hot water given by the policeman, his little brother wouldn't be swollen at all! So for revenge...
When the marshal pushed the cart over to sell drinks again, the bitch stopped the cart and asked, "Are there any simple daily necessities? Towels, soap, and the like?"
The marshal said: "Simple daily necessities are available, do you want towels?"
The bitch glanced at the marshal and said, "Wrap me a sanitary napkin!! Come on, didn't you say that there are simple daily necessities?"
The marshal looked the bitch up and down, and thought that B was looking for trouble on purpose. But the marshal still said calmly: "Yes, pay 20 yuan first."
The cheap man looked at the car, and thought that there were no sanitary napkins. Could it be that the police were a juggler? Can a pack be conjured out of thin air? !
The unbelieving bitch handed over 20 yuan to the marshal, and the marshal handed the bitch a pack of toilet paper and a towel.
The bitch was stunned: "Brother! What I want are sanitary napkins! Not toilet paper towels!"
The marshal said five words lightly: "DIY yourself!!!" After finishing speaking, he pushed the car and left, the bitch was speechless.
I couldn't help but sigh in my heart, the masters are all among the people! This marshal is too awesome! He actually left the bitch speechless!
After finally getting to the Capital Railway Station, I let out a long breath and called Mr. Song: "Hello, Mr. Song, I have arrived at the Capital Railway Station."
"Why didn't you call me earlier?"
"I... I've been in a trance for the past two days, so I forgot. It's okay, Mr. Song, I'll just wait at the station for a while."
Song Lao said: "Okay, then wait a while, I will arrange a car to pick you up right away!"
Standing at the train station where people come and go, the bitch said with emotion: "Ah! This is the train station in the capital! Big brother, quickly take some photos for me!" Saying this, the bitch stuffed his ifuck 4S worth 298 He took it into my hand and asked me to take some photos for him.
I took a random photo of him, and then said: "Don't be beautiful, there are too many people here, let's go out and wait."
The bitch and I went outside, and not long after, a black car came and took me and the bitch to a four-star hotel. When I opened the door and got off the car, I found Mr. Song standing at the door. I hastily said politely, "Mr. Song, how dare you let me greet you here in person."
Elder Song smiled, looked at the bitch and said, "Huh? You're here too."
Because the bitch was scalded by his little brother, his walking posture was a little unnatural, so he said with a smile on his face: "Yes, you are Song Lao."
Song Lao nodded: "Go in. The Taoist Association funded the annual meeting. We have booked a lot of rooms here. Now dinner is about to start. Let's go in. There are many people from the Taoist world inside."
With that said, Elder Song took us to the restaurant on the second floor.
The dinner was a buffet style, and there were already many people standing in the restaurant, chatting together in twos and threes, very harmonious.
Song Lao said: "You guys go to eat something first, I have to go out to pick up people, and I will catch up with you later."
I smiled and said, "Okay Mr. Song, go get busy."
When the bitch saw the table full of food, he jumped on it as if he saw his own father! Take two bites of this one, and two bites of that one. And I also picked up the plate, and ate slowly with it not far from the bitch. From time to time, someone greeted me: "Hi, Fellow Daoist."
I also clasped my fists in return: "Hi, Fellow Daoist."
"Fellow Daoist is young, did you come here with Master?" the other party asked.
I smiled and said, "No, only my junior brother and I are here this time. We are both here for the first time. Please tell me about the annual meeting."
While I was talking to others, I was watching the bitch not far away. This guy was too restless, I was afraid he would cause trouble for me, so I had to watch closely.
The cheap man was talking to a bald middle-aged man at this time: "Huh? Fellow Daoist, I think you seem to be having a bad time recently, why don't you let me do the math for you?"
"Oh? Fellow Daoist, do you know the art of divination?"
"Know a thing or two!" said the cheap man, "Fellow Daoist, please provide me with the horoscope of your birthday, and let me calculate it for you."
The bald middle-aged man reported his birth date, and the bitch pinched his fingers and counted in a decent manner. While doing the counting, he frowned and said, "Oh... fellow Taoist, you beat your wife because of your horoscope!"
The bald middle-aged man said in shock: "My wife is indeed dead, and you actually figured it out?!"
The cheap man took it for granted, "Of course! I figured out that you are a good-looking talent! You are handsome! You are handsome! There is nothing to say about your character! And I have recently found a fiancee who is 12 years younger than you!" The cheap man asserted.
"Wonderful!" The bald middle-aged man gave a thumbs up and praised: "Fellow Daoist really hides something deeply, which makes me admiringly fall into the ground!! Under the Daoist name Qingyang, how dare you ask the fellow Daoist?"
The bitch held his head high, and said with a sacred face: "Everyone calls me a friend of women!!"
"Good!" The bald middle-aged man praised: "The title of Fellow Daoist sounds vulgar, but after a careful taste, you find that it is really elegant in the vulgar, and the realm of Fellow Daoist is really unfathomable! !"
Daya your grandma! ! How elegant is the nickname "Friends of Women"? I cursed secretly in my heart, and hurriedly greeted the bitch: "Junior brother, come here, junior brother."
The bitch said apologetically to the bald middle-aged man, "Daoist friend, my senior brother called me, let's talk next time."
Pulling the bitch to my side, I asked in a low voice, "You bitch, are you really good at fortune-telling? Then quickly do the math for me and see how long I can live."
The bitch stuffed a piece of cake into his mouth and said vaguely, "I don't know."
"You do the math! Just now you did the math for that person very accurately!"
"Oh, you said that stupid B just now, I heard him call, and he said: Xiaoli, my wife just died two years ago, it's not good to get married now, besides, you are twelve years younger than me..."
Pfft... When I heard this, I sprayed a mouthful of milk all over the bitch's face.