Combined with the back view I saw last night, I think it is 80% similar to Gao Yu!
I pretended to be concerned and asked: "President, how did you get hurt? I remember that when you searched for the thousand-year-old corpse a few days ago, you didn't seem to leave the village in order to protect the doctor?"
"This injury, I accidentally scratched it a few days ago." Gao Yu smiled, and quickly changed the subject: "My little injury, don't bother fellow Taoists, let's continue talking about the thousand-year-old corpse. .”
He can change the subject now!
Before I could continue to ask questions, Gao Yu said first: "Do fellow Taoists have any good countermeasures?"
The bitch raised his hand and said, "I have an idea! Since a group of three will be killed by the thousand-year-old corpse, then we will change to a group of five! At the same time, each team must bring a master! Just like Me, Senior Brother, or Fellow Daoist Qingyang!"
The balding middle-aged man flicked his flowing hair, saying yes, he is also a master!
"Well, the proposal of a group of five is good." Gao Yu said in agreement.
"Moreover, we can take some kitchen knives, ropes and other items from the farmers. It would be even more enjoyable if we could tie the thousand-year-old corpse to a tree! At that time, we can all watch it, and we can also conduct research on it. Strong condemnation!" The bitch said seriously.
Three minutes later.
After deliberation, we decided to adopt the countermeasure of cheap men, a group of five, there are thirty-five people here, just divided into seven groups, and more coincidentally, there are just six elders here in the Taoist Association, and the six elders and the members Each leader leads a team.
Song Lao came to our team, and another young man was assigned to join us. We were in a group of five.
After being divided into groups, everyone dispersed, but my gaze was fixed on Gao Yu's back. Gao Yu's figure was 80% similar to that of last night's back, but his walking posture was not the same.
Elder Song asked, "What are you looking at?"
"It's nothing, that female doctor looks good." Of course I wouldn't tell him, I was looking at Gao Yu.
The balding middle-aged man glanced at the back of the female doctor, curled his lips and said, "Her? I can only say that it's okay. It can't be compared with my fiancee. My fiancee looks like a female star!"
The bitch asked very interestedly: "Who is it like?"
The bald brother was full of confidence, and said word by word: "Han! Hong!"
Han, Han... what? Well, personal aesthetic point of view is different.
We went back to the farmhouse, got some food, and then walked into the mountains, looking for traces of the thousand-year-old corpse. I decided to hint at Mr. Song and ask him why he came to me, so I smiled: "Mr. Song, let me tell you a joke. There used to be a woodcutter who wanted to go up the mountain to cut trees..."
Before I finished speaking, the bitch interrupted: "Brother, let me tell you, can you have something new? I have heard 86 versions of this joke! Yours is not funny, let me tell you one! Hahaha ... You see, I haven't waited for the prize yet, haha... just laughed like this."
The bitch laughed again for a while, and then said: "In one car accident, Xiao Ming lost one leg. In another car accident, Xiao Ming lost one leg. In another car accident, Xiao Ming lost his other leg. In the last car accident, Xiao Ming lost his other leg. , Xiao Ming lost his last leg, haha, guess why?"
I have long been speechless, too lazy to talk to him.
The bald brother thought for a while and guessed, "Because Xiao Ming is telling a joke?"
"NO! Because Xiao Ming is a stupid dog! Hahaha..." The bitch laughed for more than ten seconds, and the laughter stopped abruptly! He finally realized something was wrong! For a while, his expression was as ugly as eating a fly...
After being troubled by him, I am not in the mood to ask again.
The next day, noon.
After searching for nearly 30 hours, nothing was found. Just as we were about to go home, we suddenly heard the roar of a zombie coming from afar!
Elder Song said, "Go and see!"
I took a big step and rushed towards the direction of the roar at full speed! In a few seconds, he distanced himself from Song Lao and the others!
After running for about five minutes, I found two figures fighting in front of me! After running a few more steps, I finally saw it clearly! One of them is the mysterious old man! The other guy has loose long hair, young fangs, beast roars from time to time, his body movements are a little stiff, he is not wearing modern clothes, and his body is very dark! Then, it is... the thousand-year-old corpse!
Seeing the mysterious old man, I shouted angrily: "Old bastard!"
While dodging the attack, the old man cursed at me: "You son of a bitch!"
I leaned against the tree, hugging my shoulders as if watching a show: "Old miscellaneous hair, isn't the thousand-year-old corpse fun?"
The old man held a palm-sized gossip mirror in his left hand, and a sword finger in his right hand, holding a purple charm. He looked up at the sky, pointed the gossip mirror in his left hand to the sun, and then pressed the spell in his right hand on the gossip mirror . With a 'chi' sound, the spell instantly burned! Then with a wave of his hand, he threw the spell at the thousand-year-old corpse!
Just like the stunt of throwing playing cards in the movie, the spell quickly hit the chest of the thousand-year-old corpse!
'Boom! 'An explosion sounded! The thousand-year-old corpse flew upside down!
This mysterious old man has such a strong Taoist cultivation! And the charms he uses are different from the yellow charms I usually use, his charms are purple. And when the talisman burned just now, it produced a very strong yang energy! The talisman containing yang energy collided with the thousand-year-old corpse with yin energy, and an explosion occurred, blowing the thousand-year-old corpse away! !
The thousand-year-old corpse flew upside down and hit a tree, and the old man charged forward in a coherent manner! Pinch the gossip mirror and press it on the forehead of the thousand-year-old corpse!
The thousand-year-old corpse roared, flailing its hands, and hit the old man's abdomen, making the old man unstable and fell to the side!
Then... the old man ran towards me with his hands covered! The thousand-year-old corpse is also chasing after him! I still hold my shoulders, because I know that the thousand-year-old corpse was injured by the old man just now, he will definitely keep attacking the old man, and probably won't attack me. But what I didn't expect was... the old man rushed to me, and suddenly rolled on the spot. The thousand-year-old corpse found that the old man suddenly disappeared, and rushed towards me directly!
"Old miscellaneous hair! You are really poisonous!" I cursed while hurriedly dodging the attack.
"Hmph, you bastard, didn't you just ask me if the thousand-year-old corpse is fun? Now let you try it yourself!"
I kicked the thousand-year-old corpse in the face sideways! He just tilted his figure slightly, but he let out a soft cry of pain, as if he had kicked on an iron plate, needless to say, his toes must be swollen! The thousand-year-old corpse inserted both hands into my chest! I hurriedly limped back, and at the same time took out a yin talisman from my trouser pocket, and quickly extinguished the yang fire on my shoulders, then took out another yin talisman and stuck it on my forehead to cover the yang fire on the top of my head, hoping to use this Avoid the detection of the corpse! !
But... even if I finish all this, the thousand-year-old corpse can still find my place! He still roared and jumped at me!
My day is your grandma! !
The mysterious old man smiled at the side: "Hmph! You son of a bitch, your move is okay against small zombies, but it's useless against thousand-year-old corpses!"
"Old miscellaneous hair, stop talking nonsense!" I rolled on the spot, avoiding the sweeping arms of Yin Zong, and at the same time drew out the dagger from my calf, and slashed towards Yin Zong's hamstring! ! But after a stroke, I found that I couldn't get in! His skin is as hard as steel! This thing is full of poison, I don't want to be hit by it!
And this thousand-year-old corpse does not seem to be raised by the mysterious old man, after all, they were still fighting just now. Could it be that he wants to subdue the thousand-year-old corpse? So I led the thousand-year-old corpse and ran towards the old man! At the same time, he jumped up in the air, and kicked the old man with a volley!
Then, I, the mysterious old man, and the thousand-year-old corpse started a chaotic battle!
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After a while, Elder Song and others finally rushed over. Seeing the three of us fighting in disorder, Elder Song hurriedly shouted: "Xiaolong, stop quickly!!"
"What? Stop it?! Do you want me to be killed by the thousand-year-old corpse and old miscellaneous hair?"
While parrying the attacks of me and the thousand-year-old corpse, the mysterious old man turned his head and asked Song Lao: "Old Song, do you know this bastard?"
I've been displeased with him for a long time after hearing him talk about a bastard! Dodged the attack of the thousand-year-old corpse, and grabbed the old man's stomach! At the same time, he said: "Old miscellaneous hair, you are already old, and you are still playing with raising corpses, be careful to be bitten to death by zombies!"
"Fart! You son of a bitch, it's you who kept the corpse!" The old man showed no sign of weakness.
Elder Song said: "What? Xiaolong, you said he raised corpses? Wrong, wrong, you must have misunderstood! Boss Xu, this young man was recruited by me to help subdue Yin Corpse. Xiaolong, Boss Xu is our Taoist priest. The former president of the association was a man of integrity, and this time he found out that someone was raising corpses, and there was even a thousand-year-old corpse, so he stayed here to kill the corpse!"
"Really? Then what happened to the purple-haired stiff last night?" I stopped attacking the old man, but beat the corpse with all my strength.
The mysterious old man stopped attacking me, and said while beating the corpse, "I didn't raise that zombie, so is it true that you didn't raise it? If that's the case, it's so late, why did you appear in that cave?"
I frowned: "Deal with the Yin zombies first! Let's talk after we eliminate the Yin corpses!"
The bitch also took out his gossip mirror, took a look at his face, and said, "Brother, let me help you!"
"Dangerous! Don't come here!" I shouted. After all, the bastard is not agile enough, if he comes to help, he will be easily hit by the thousand-year-old corpse!
Elder Song also expressed his intention to come over to help, but was also stopped by the mysterious old man: "No need! The thousand-year-old corpse is highly poisonous, and if there are too many people, it will cause chaos. The two of us cooperated well, and two people are enough!"
Indeed, the old miscellaneous hair cooperated very well with me. He bit the tip of his tongue, stained some blood with his fingers, and wiped it on the gossip mirror. Then he shook the mirror to the sun, and the blood on the mirror actually started to burn! !
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