I haven't seen him in half a year, but he's still so mean. I just got out of the shower when he wiped my nose all over my chest! But seeing him crying so sadly, I was embarrassed to push him away, so I comforted him: "Jiannan, please don't cry, sit down and talk slowly, what's the matter?"
The cheap man sat on the sofa, wiped his tears, and picked up an apple: "To talk about this, it's really a long story, and I have to start with my dad, Yang Piaopiao."
Yang Piaopiao? Why does this name sound familiar? Could it be that I drank too much Xiang Piaopiao milk tea
The bitch took a bite of the apple and said, "I'll continue to tell you. My dad was naughty when he was young. He wet the bed even when he was seven years old. I wet the bed once when I was five years old, and he laughed at me. He said on the spot: You still wet the bed at the age of seven, and now you still have the face to accuse me?"
I wiped the cold sweat from my forehead, and reminded me: "Jiannan, you're digressing."
"Have it?"
Mom, Dad and Sister Xiaoling nodded at the same time, and Jiannan suddenly realized: "Oh, maybe it's a bit off topic, I'll say it again, I'll say it again... When it comes to this, it's really a long story. I have to learn from my father Yang Piaopiao..."
"Where the hell did you say this?! Can you pick the point?!" I was about to cry!
The bitch complained: "Brother, don't interrupt me! Look, once you interrupt me, I will start talking again!"
I resisted the urge to kick this B on the wall, covered my mouth, and let the bitch continue, and the bitch continued: "My father, Yang Piaopiao, was very naughty when he was a child. The little friends went up the mountain to play in the mud, and suddenly found a hole in the ground!" The bitch put down the apple, spit flying everywhere, and said gesticulating: "I don't know which grandson brought it up first, but he was going to pee and flood the hole!!!"
The bitch was very emotional: "It's okay not to urinate, but this urination will ruin it! There was a gust of wind blowing under the cave! All the children passed out, and they were found by the villagers later and rescued them back, but these The child was in a coma for two days and did not wake up. Later, a Taoist priest went there. He said that the children had offended the fox monster in the mountains, and he had nothing to do with that monster. At the same time, he also said that the four children's yin energy invaded their bodies, and that The monster must think that these four children are dead. And he can force the Yin energy of the four children out of the body, but the four must move away!! And they must move away immediately! The farther the better!! Because the fox The demon is very vengeful, it will soon find out that the four children are not dead, because it has a strong vengeance, it will definitely go out to find the four children, and kill them one by one!"
"Then what? Has the fox demon come to the door?" I asked.
"Yes! It has been so many years, and my dad has already forgotten about it, but a few days ago, someone came to my house suddenly, claiming that he was my dad's childhood playmate, and I heard that the other two children The partners are already dead! All of them died unexpectedly! One was hit to death by a car, and the other jumped off the stairs!! The man said: It must be the fox demon who came to take revenge, otherwise it would be impossible for the two friends to die unexpectedly one after another within three days ! No such coincidence! Piao Piao, it will be our turn soon!"
The bitch continued: "I didn't believe it at first, but tonight, I finally saw it!!... It's so fucking weird! Brother, have you ever seen a fox driving a car!! Have you ever seen a fox wearing an old lady's Do clothes drive?! Have you ever seen a fox drive and hit people?!"
I frowned. I've never heard of this kind of monster before, and our Niu family has no relevant records. Listening to the description of the bitch, it's really weird, and it makes people feel hair-raising. I asked, "How did you get this injury?"
"It was to save my father, Yang Piaopiao, to fight against the fox demon driving the car alone! Then it became like this. The fox demon was kicked by me a few times and ran away. I sent my dad home and rushed over Ask Big Sister for help! Big Brother, since you are back, you must help me! Otherwise, my dad will really be lost!!"
I nodded: "Don't worry, I will definitely help you. Dad, Mom, sister Xiaoling, I'm sorry, I have to leave as soon as I come back, but Jiannan's family has something to do, I can't just ignore it, it may be later at night Come back, you guys go to bed first."
Sister Xiaoling brought me some clothes and told me, "Be careful."
I agreed, got dressed, dragged the bitch who was carrying apples into his arms, and walked out, and of course, I took my eldest sister with me. After all, we have never experienced this kind of thing before. To be on the safe side, the chances of winning will be greater if we bring our eldest sister.
We walked out of the community and took a taxi directly. In the car, the bitch was still spitting and said to me: "Brother, my girlfriend sent me a message yesterday, and she said: Come to my house tonight. people."
"Then what?"
"Then I went to knock on the door. After knocking for two hours, I found out... there is really no fucking person!!"
I said helplessly: "Okay, okay, just shut your mouth."
After getting out of the car, we walked into the building area, and I asked, "Jiannan, how are you doing with Mr. Xu?"
"It's okay. Actually, there's nothing to learn, just some Taoism. I don't think it's as powerful as the Niu Family's Talisman Encyclopedia! Now I have mastered more than 50 kinds of spells! Brother, look at this, this It is an intermediate spell in the "Encyclopedia of Spells", the Five Thunder Talisman, whether it is fighting zombies or ghosts, the effect is first-rate!"
"Well, that's right, where is the Shadow Bearing Sword? Do you still have it with you?"
"Of course, not only do I have Chengying Sword now, but old man Xu also passed on his Qiankun Mirror to me."
"The Universe Mirror?" I repeated: "Isn't it the Eight Diagrams Mirror?"
The cheap man shook his head: "No, the gossip mirror refers to the kind of thing used by ordinary Taoists, and my Qiankun mirror is much more effective than ordinary gossip mirrors, and there is only one in the world, so it is called the gossip mirror. Brother, Fortunately, you came back today, I thought Qingyang Daoist and I could not deal with the fox demon."
"Fellow Daoist Qingyang?! That top grade is here too?!"
"Yeah! Fellow Daoist Qingyang is very powerful! I called him during the day, and he probably got on the train by now! With Fellow Daoist Qingyang joining us, our chances of winning will be even greater!!"
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With the relationship between me and the bitch, if something happened to his family, of course I have to help. But I am also concerned about another thing, will there be a demon pill on the fox demon
When I came to Bitch's house, Bitch's parents warmly received me. At the same time, his father also talked about his childhood, which was similar to what Bitch said.
Since the fox demon really existed and came to find his father by such a coincidence, it seems that it should really be the fox demon from his father's childhood who came to seek revenge! Now that the fox demon already knew his father's location, it meant that the fox demon might be nearby now, ready to cause some accidents and kill Yang Piaopiao!
I said to the elder sister in the corner: "Elder sister, you wait here now, I will go out and go around to see if there is anything wrong nearby."
Seeing me talking to the empty corner, Yang Piaopiao asked stammeringly, "Xiao, Xiaolong, who are you talking to?"
"Ghost. But don't worry, she is a good ghost. She is here to help you." As I said that, I walked towards the door.
"Brother, let me go with you!" said the cheap man.
I said casually: "If you like to follow, just follow..."
The bitch and I went downstairs, and in the corridor, I opened my eyes to myself. After all, I'm not like a bitch, I was born with celestial eyes, if I don't open my eyes, I can't see ghosts.
Due to the keen senses of martial arts practitioners, when we turned to the back of the building, I suddenly noticed something white in the grass, so I made a stop gesture and walked towards the grass. When the thing in the grass heard footsteps approaching, it turned around and ran away!
But I see clearly! That's a fox! Although I have never seen a real fox, I have seen it on TV after all!
But no matter how fast it is, how can it be faster than my super speed of 100 meters per second? ! I didn't even use full speed and caught the white fox in an instant! ! !
The bastard has already been frightened by my speed! One hundred meters per second, this has exceeded the cognition of ordinary people. They believe that this is the limit that human beings cannot break through. Anyone who breaks through will either be regarded as a monster, or as a superman, or will be sent to a certain research department as a guinea pig for autopsy. I grabbed the fox by the neck and shook it in front of the bitch: "Is it this one?"
The bitch came back to his senses: "No, the one I saw was bigger than it, and it was gray. Think about it, how big would a fox that can drive a car be?"
And the fox that was strangled by me was extremely restless, scratching its paws in my hand, I rolled my eyes, pretended to be scratched by the fox and hurt my hand, and threw it on the ground! The bitch tries to catch the fox, but the fox runs away! The bitch said anxiously: "Brother! Hurry up and bring it back! Even if it wasn't the gray fox, it must have been sent by the gray fox. Otherwise, how could there be foxes in the building?!"
I made a 'shush' gesture and said in a low voice: "Let it go, just let it lead the way for us, don't make noise, follow up quietly, maybe you can find the gray fox. I have a good time, and I will try to catch it tonight." Get them done, and I don't want to waste a few days on this."
I'm not talking big, but I have confidence in my own strength. No matter how strong the fox demon is, how strong can it be? It can't be as powerful as Luo Yunyi and Liu Mengyan, right? Moreover, my skills are not so strong, a mere fox demon should be able to deal with it! !
So we followed directly... The little white fox ran out of the building area and got into the park not far away.
The bitch and I also jumped in, but the little white fox was gone! ! it's wired! Is there anything else that can disappear from my sight? That little white fox shouldn't be moving so fast... Just as I was thinking about this, the jerk's cell phone rang suddenly, he picked up the phone, and his mother's voice came over: "It's not good son! Your dad passed out Already!!... "
As the bitch and I ran back, I frowned, this is... Tiaohulishan? The wisdom of this monster is really high! !