I said helplessly: "No, don't guess randomly, I will notify you when the time comes, and I will definitely surprise you!"
"It's over... You really want to find a food stall..." The gorilla showed a more helpless look than me.
"Guess what you want, I'm going to the airport, and I have to be busy informing relatives and friends in the last few days."
The gorilla nodded: "Okay, then call me if you need something!"
After we separated, I called home and told my mother that I would be home in the afternoon, and my mother was also very happy, and chatted with me for more than half an hour. I kept responding with a smile, and then said: "Mom , I’m at the airport, so I won’t talk to you now, let’s talk slowly when we get home.”
…
After sitting on the plane for more than two hours, I finally returned home.
When my father heard that I was back, he specially asked for a leave of absence. When I got home, he was already at home. After entering the room, I said, "Lao Li, you are back too? Isn't your company not allowing you to ask for leave?" ?”
The old man said: "You little bastard is engaged, can I not come back? The company won't let you ask for leave and you won't work! Anyway, you little bastard is promising, and you can support me if I don't go to work."
"Okay, okay. By the way, Dad, Mom, I just contacted Ning Rou. We decided to hold an engagement banquet on the 15th of this month. It's time to notify relatives and friends."
The old man said, "Then you should notify me."
"I notify?"
"Can you talk?" Dad asked.
"meeting."
"Will you call?"
"meeting."
"Then why don't you let me notify you?"
I scratched my hair: "Okay, I will notify."
So I dug out the phone book and called my seven aunts and eight aunts...
All relatives who had not been in frequent contact before were notified.
Then... I notified Chen Haotian, Jian Nan and others. When the cheap man heard that I was about to hold an engagement banquet, he was overjoyed, and asked me if I could take Piao Piao and Fellow Daoist Qingyang with me. I said yes, you can do whatever you want, but you have to take care of your own air ticket, the bitch muttered in a low voice, "Then I'll ask Miss Xiaoling to reimburse me..."
I made a slot on the spot, how difficult is it for you? Go to someone else's engagement banquet to eat and drink for free, and I want someone to reimburse you for the air ticket! The most shameless thing in the world is this. If I were given another chance, I would tell him: reimburse your grandma's legs! If you have to ask me how long I want to talk, I hope it is... 10,000 times! !
This bitch is definitely on the cheap! Seeing cheap is closer than seeing your own father! ! But it doesn't matter... The Xu family is rich and powerful, and the Xu family paid for this engagement banquet. To them, this little money is nothing more than a drop in the bucket. It is estimated that the eight major families will send people to the scene again this time.
…
five days later.
I flew directly to the capital with my parents, the fox demon, the slut, the slut's parents, girlfriends, Qingyang fellow Taoist, Chen Haotian, Huang Mao and eleven. When Chen Haotian heard that I was getting married, he directly stated that he would be there to celebrate, so he brought Huang Mao with him this time. The yellow-haired man, the cheap man, and fellow Qingyang Taoist are gathered together, maybe something will happen to me...
Sure enough, as soon as they got on the plane, the three top players started playing.
The cheap man, fellow Taoist of Qingyang, and Huang Mao sat in a row.
After the plane took off, Fellow Daoist Qingyang took off his shoes very carelessly, and put his feet on the small table in front of the plane. But because there were a lot of drinks on his table, he put his feet on the table of the next bitch.
Fellow Daoist Qingyang is by the window, the cheap man sits in the middle, and Huang Mao sits on the right.
The bitch covered his nose and said to Huang Mao: "It stinks, help me take it away."
Huang Mao asked bitterly, "Why didn't you shuttle early?"
"Take it away!" the bitch urged.
"Why didn't you shuttle early?" Huang Mao still asked bitterly.
"Hey, take it away!!"
"Early shuttle... why not early shuttle? You early shuttle... early shuttle..."
Fellow Daoist Qingyang’s feet were so smelly that he almost got into a fight with other passengers. Later, the stewardess came over to try to persuade him, and politely said to Fellow Daoist Qingyang, “Sir, would you please put on your shoes? Thank you for your cooperation.”
Fellow Daoist Qingyang saw that the stewardess was pretty, so he quickly and confidently stroked his poor hair: "Miss, you must be deeply infatuated with the unique smell of my socks, right? If so, this pair bears my signature I will give you my socks! It has been with me for four springs, summers, autumns and winters. It is very commemorative! You can hang it on the wall when you get home... "
The cheap man interjected: "Hanging on the window can prevent mosquitoes, and hanging on the bedside can prevent pregnancy!"
The stewardess saw that Fellow Daoist Qingyang was really about to take off the stinky socks, and hurriedly said, "Sir, please don't take off the socks."
Fellow Daoist Qingyang said rascally: "Then tell me your phone number, and I won't take it off."
"But, sir..."
Before the stewardess finished speaking, the bitch said: "Tell him quickly, or he will really take it off in a while, hey, look, he is going to take it off! He is really going to take it off!"
I was speechless on the spot... To be able to meet a stewardess on a plane is definitely a premeditated and planned activity. I said why when I arrived at the airport just now, these two guys were flirting with each other, it turned out that they had planned to form a group to pick up girls...
After leaving the airport, Fellow Daoist Qingyang stroked his hairstyle confidently: "This girl is not bad, Fellow Daoist, you have to help me this time!" up!
The bitch calculated with his fingers very professionally, and then said solemnly: "Fellow Daoist, this is difficult for you. I did the calculation just now. You are the life of the cigarette butt, and the woman is the life of the toilet water. You What will happen if you throw the cigarette butt into the toilet? The cigarette butt is extinguished and the water is dirty. This is a bad omen.”
"Then what should I do, Fellow Daoist? You have to find a way for me!"
The bitch started bragging...
"You, if you want to solve it, it's easy to solve it, just change your life! Change it to this... SpongeBob's life!!!"
Fellow Daoist Qingyang was stunned for a moment: "SpongeBob's life? Is there such a thing in the five elements?"
"Yes!" The bitch nodded affirmatively: "Think about it, how much SpongeBob likes water?! Let me tell you, you will be awesome in the future, you will be SpongeBob! The stewardess is the toilet! How good you are!"
"Really?" Fellow Daoist Qingyang took out a small mirror and asked while arranging his hairstyle.
"Of course, with your wisdom, I deceived you?!"
Fellow Daoist Qingyang put away the small mirror: "What you said is also..."
…
Miss Xiaoling knew we were coming today, so she sent a convoy to pick us up. According to my request, the cars that came were not sports cars, but sedans, but even so, they were all BMWs.
The car stopped at the gate of Xu's house, because Xu Xiaoling and Master Xu were both standing at the gate. Patriarch Xu is not bad, he personally greeted my parents here, and gave me enough face. After getting out of the car, I introduced Patriarch Xu to my parents. Patriarch Xu seemed more enthusiastic and invited us to sit in the house.
Patriarch Xu said to his father, "You have a good son."
"Well, I'm also very satisfied with this son. I didn't expect my in-laws to have such a great influence. The scenery in this yard is very unique." Dad is also a man of appearance, and he doesn't feel that he is inferior at all.
"Fortunately, if you like, you can stay here for a longer period of time. It's no problem to live here permanently. There are many empty houses in the yard. We are close enough to communicate with each other often." Patriarch Xu said enthusiastically.
The old man refused: "Thank you in-laws for your kindness. Although I want to stay for a while, I still have to go back to work, haha."
In just a few words, Dad and Patriarch Xu roughly confronted each other, which is really awesome! Super personality!
Master Xu looked at Chen Haotian: "Haotian, how long has it been since we haven't seen each other?"
"Go back to uncle, it should be five years."
"Well, I heard that your career is developing pretty well now, so I should congratulate you."
"Uncle, thank you." Chen Haotian said.
Just when Patriarch Xu wanted to say a few more words, the cheap man interrupted him again: "Uncle, uncle, do you remember me?" The cheap man pointed to his nose and asked Patriarch Xu.
"Remember, you like to eat durians. I have people prepare a lot." Patriarch Xu said with a smile.
The bitch was also happy: "Uncle, you are so awesome! Let me introduce, this outstanding talent is Fellow Qingyang Daoist."
The cheap man pointed to Fellow Daoist Qingyang and introduced him. Fellow Daoist Qingyang stood up, stroked his hairstyle confidently, and smiled at Patriarch Xu, very gentlemanly.
Patriarch Xu nodded: "Sure enough, he is a talented person."
Then the cheap man continued to introduce: "This is my father, Yang Piaopiao! This is my mother, You Lemei!"
Patriarch Xu nodded again: "As soon as you hear the names, you know that they are husband and wife, and they are really a good match."
The cheap boy's parents also stood up and said, "Hello, hello, this time it's really bothering you."
Patriarch Xu said: "You don't have to be so polite, please sit down quickly, it's not about whether you want to disturb, Ning Rou and Xiaolong's engagement banquet, I'm too happy if you can come to join me."
The bitch said to his parents: "Look, I told you that Uncle is the most powerful person! Am I right?"
Then the bitch turned his head and smiled at Patriarch Xu, pulled his girlfriend over, and introduced, "This is Sao Nei..."
"It's a bitch!!! Big Brother!!!" I corrected him vomiting blood!
The bitch slapped his head: "Oh, my head, recently I knew I was going to see my uncle, so I wanted to learn a few nouns. I checked on the Internet how to introduce my own woman, and I said what I want to be called a bitch. I was so anxious , Mixing coquettish and cheap... Hey, you said that the ancients were really serious, calling their own daughter-in-law cheap in front of outsiders, isn't that sick?"
I covered my forehead in pain.