Fellow Daoist Qingyang has been pestering the bitch for the past few days, asking the bitch to count SpongeBob's life on him. The bitch is gnawing on durians while bragging, saying friends, don't worry, I will definitely help you change your life to SpongeBob SquarePants! The stewardess is the life of the toilet water, just like SpongeBob can't live without water, you can't live without the toilet either!
Although the bitch's mouth was filled with the smell of durians, fellow Daoist Qingyang's heart was full of joy after saying these words. The bitch whispered to me: "Brother, he is so happy that he doesn't even know his last name."
"It's not that exaggerated." Sitting next to me, I replied while looking through the list of invited guests.
"Really!" The bitch said seriously, "If you don't believe me, ask him what's his last name?"
I looked at Fellow Daoist Qingyang and asked, "What's your last name?"
"I'm excited!" Fellow Daoist Qingyang replied without thinking...
In the past few days, the cheap man, Qingyang fellow Taoist, and Huang Mao are very happy. The compound was originally very quiet, but after they came, it added a lot of atmosphere. Huang Mao mainly imitated the "Four Beauties of the Wilderness" and asked "Why didn't you shuttle early", no matter what you said to him, eight out of ten sentences he said were this.
Then the bitch said to him: "Huang Mao, go and get me a durian."
Huang Mao asked bitterly: "Why didn't you shuttle early..."
"Go and get me one!"
"Why don't you shuttle early... Shuttle early..."
"Yellow hair is a fool!"
"Why not early... you are the one..."
This bitch always plays with fellow Taoist Qingyang and Huangmao every day, he never tires of it and has a lot of fun.
Most of our relatives and friends came here in advance. Although the Xu family has a large yard and many houses, there are too many people to live here. But fortunately, the Xu family has many properties, among which there are two five-star hotels in the capital, so most of my relatives are temporarily placed in the hotel, and we will pick them up when the banquet starts tomorrow.
As for some close relatives, they received the Xu family compound, such as my grandma and several uncles.
But today, the aunt's family is about to arrive, and the father has already taken several cars to the airport to meet them. The engagement banquet will start tomorrow, and Xu Xiaoling asked me to try on clothes. Anyway, I have a lot of things to do, so I didn't go to the airport to meet them. The Xu family invited a top fashion designer to tailor a white suit for me, as well as a first-class stylist. Not to mention, after dressing me up, it really looks like that. In addition, I have been practicing martial arts all year round, and I am considered a master in the outer sect of Huan Yu Pavilion, so I have developed a kind of indifferent temperament of a master.
With this well-fitting suit, there is a very special feeling.
Xu Xiaoling looked me up and down, and said with satisfaction: "Well, dress up well, my little dragon is still very beautiful."
"Beautiful is not a good word, is it?"
"Then... shy?" She covered her mouth and smiled lightly.
I pinched her face and said, "Your gray evening dress is also very beautiful."
"As long as you like it."
After trying on the clothes, we are all satisfied. Then we came to the gate, because my aunt and the others were coming soon, so I had to greet them at the gate instead of going to the airport. After all, I have a good relationship with my aunt's family.
After waiting at the gate for more than ten minutes, three luxury cars came from a distance. Seeing us standing at the gate, the car also stopped at the gate, and my father and aunt's family came down.
The eldest cousin said, "Hey, is this still my cousin? Why is he so handsome? It makes me want to break up with my current boyfriend."
"Don't make trouble." I glared at her, and then greeted my aunt and uncle, Xu Xiaoling also greeted warmly, and we walked towards the courtyard. The aunt said: "I already knew that Xiao Ling's family background is not simple, but I didn't expect it to be so simple."
Xu Xiaoling held my arm and said, "Auntie, I'm honored. In fact, we won't live here after we get married, but go out to live alone. Besides, your nephew is not easy..."
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the next day.
Everything is going on in full swing, and today's dinner officially starts at eight o'clock.
At this time, it was already past six o'clock in the evening, and many people had gathered in the courtyard. Sure enough, the eight major families had sent people over, such as Chen Haotian's younger sister, Zhang Zixuan from the Zhang family, and Jiang Qingxiao, the direct descendant of the Jiang family. Of course, Miss Jiang is indispensable, she is lovingly with Chen Haotian at this moment.
Someone from Nangong's family has come, but it's not Nangong Jinhao, but a girl. After all, our relationship is delicate, so it's not good for him to come. But even so, he also called to congratulate. The children of the eight major families are very good at handling things. He knows that I am from the Huanyu Pavilion, so he took the initiative to show his favor.
At this time, I was standing at the gate, ready to welcome the gorilla, Liu Mengyan and Feng Nianke, the car had already been dispatched, I guess they will be here soon. Standing beside me, Xu Xiaoling asked, "Xiaolong, who is here? Do you still need to come to the door to greet me?"
I smiled and said in a low voice: "A few friends from Huanyu Pavilion, come here to make me look good."
All kinds of luxury cars are already parked on both sides of the road, leaving a long distance. Fortunately, the road built by the Xu family is spacious enough, otherwise there will be traffic jams. At this time, a few luxury cars drove over, it was the car I sent to pick up the gorilla and the others, the car stopped at the gate, the door opened, the gorilla, Feng Nianke, and Liu Mengyan got out.
The gorilla walked and said, "Xiaolong, I thought I was hallucinating just now. How did you do it? Didn't you plan to hold an engagement banquet at the food stall?"
I said helplessly: "When did I tell you that it was held at the food stall? It's always been your guess. Gorilla, Liu Mengyan, Miss Feng, let me introduce you. This is my fiancée, Xu Ningrou. Ningrou, this guy is Tang Zhilong, this icy beauty is Liu Mengyan, and this extraordinary beauty is Feng Nianke."
Xu Xiaoling said very politely: "Brother Tang, Miss Liu, Miss Feng, hello, welcome to my engagement banquet with Xiaolong, please enter the courtyard."
As I walked into the yard, I jokingly asked: "Gorilla, where is my gift? You can't come to my engagement banquet empty-handed. If you don't get a decent gift later, I will really kick you out." out."
Feng Nianke protested: "Hey, hey, idiot, how can you do this, if I don't take the gift, will you kick me out too?"
"Of course not. You and Liu Mengyan don't need to take presents, but this gorilla must be taken. If you don't take it, just kick it out! Tell you, gorilla, don't put on that angry look. Look over there, There is a team of bodyguards armed with guns, all of whom have been specially trained to shoot every shot, just because they are afraid that someone will cause trouble here today. Look over there, there are two snipers, if you attack me, I guarantee you will be finished." I laughed road.
"Wocao? I originally prepared a generous gift for you, but you bullied me so much, I decided not to give it!"
Xu Xiaoling said with a smile: "Brother Tang, don't mind, Xiaolong is just joking with you."
"I like to hear what my brother and sister say. You kid, teach me a little bit." The gorilla said dissatisfied.
Along the way, many people greeted us, and I responded with a smile one by one.
While we were walking and chatting, Fellow Daoist Qingyang suddenly came over. He was wearing a SpongeBob SquarePants vest and asked me, "Have you seen Fellow Daoist Jiannan? He said he asked me to find a SpongeBob SquarePants suit to wear. Just become SpongeBob SquarePants! I want him to see how this dress looks."
"Not bad, good-looking talent." I praised helplessly.
"Oh? Fellow Daoist, do you really think it's good?"
"Of course." I nodded and said, "How could I lie to you. Besides, with your wisdom, I can't lie to you!"
Fellow Daoist Qingyang nodded seriously: "That's true..."
I continued to talk to the cable: "Jiannan must be looking for something to eat right now, go to the place where there are durians, and you will definitely find him!"
Fellow Daoist Qingyang suddenly realized, cupped his hands and said, "Thank you for reminding me, Fellow Daoist!"
The gorilla looked around and exclaimed: "The ostentation is so grand! If I had known about such a formal occasion, I would have come here in a suit. His grandma, I will have such a grand ostentation when I get married in the future! Brothers and sisters, when the time comes Can you borrow the big yard of your house?"
Xu Xiaoling said: "Okay, Brother Tang will let us know when the time comes." Xu Xiaoling knew that these were all people from Huanyu Pavilion, and they had a good relationship with me. of.
The gorilla laughed: "Siblings are so open-minded! They are also very suitable for our brother Xiaolong!"
I pointed to the yard and said, "Three, you are welcome, just treat this place as your own home. You can stroll around in this yard first, the party starts at eight o'clock, we have to go back and tidy up, recite a line or something."
With that said, we returned to Xu Xiaoling's villa.
On the way, I met a bitch who was squatting under a tree and playing with ants. This guy is very helpless. He is in his twenties, and he actually took my four-year-old nephew to fill the ant hole with a water gun. I wish I could kick him from behind and kick him directly into the ant hole! ! At this time, this guy said to my little nephew: "Wrong, wrong, wrong! It's not like that! You see, when you play like me, ants will crawl out. Are you crying? If you cry again, won't you eat durian?" !"
I coughed twice and said, "Jiannan, you seem to be very free now."
Jiannan turned his head: "Brother, isn't the dinner party about to start? Why are you back again?"
"Let's come back and prepare. Don't lead my little nephew to fill the ant hole. I have a task for you. The gorilla, Liu Mengyan and Feng Nianke are here. You have seen them a few months ago. I am busy now. Go over and entertain them for me. Remember, don't make a fool of yourself, don't talk nonsense, don't embarrass me... "
The bitch patted his chest: "Brother, don't worry! This matter is guaranteed to be done properly!" Saying that, the bitch picked up my little nephew, turned his head and left!
Watching his figure gradually go away, I suddenly felt that it was a wrong decision to ask him to do this matter...