The Lame Daoist Priest

Chapter 181: The female corpse who is not afraid of Taoism

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Don't look at this female corpse as dry as a mummy, it has a lot of strength! Although the bastard is not as skilled as I am, he has practiced all the year round, and it is no problem to hit three with one, and he is also very strong, so it is unreasonable for him to be caught by this female corpse who can't even walk steadily.

There are weird!

This female corpse is not easy! !

The female corpse's hand grabbed the bitch's chin! Bitch doesn't mess around in danger! He took out the palm-sized universe mirror from his pocket, and pressed it on the forehead of the female corpse! But I know it's definitely useless! Because there is no yin energy in the wet corpse, using ordinary methods to deal with ghosts will definitely be ineffective against this wet corpse! So I did it too! ! !

I supported the slut's shoulder with one hand, then raised my foot and kicked the wet corpse's chest! Ready to kick her away! That way she can let go of the bitch. But this kick just made her take two steps back! But the hand is still pinching the bitch's arm tightly! !

Is there a mistake? I thought this kick could break her old bones, but unexpectedly, it was like kicking on an iron plate! She only took two steps back, and she didn't hurt her bones at all! This is indeed far beyond my expectations! Although I didn't use all my strength for the kick just now, I am sure that if it was kicked on an adult, it would definitely break the opponent's ribs! !

The reason why I didn't use all my strength was because I was afraid that I would crush her with one foot. Anyway, it was still a precious wet corpse, and it would be difficult to explain to the museum if it was crushed.

But looking at it now, it doesn't work without using force. This wet corpse is not easy. Who knows why she can move without Yin Qi!

In fact, there are many related records in "Niujia History of Subduing Demons" about why the corpse moves. In the 'corpse raising place' with heavy qi, after a long time, the corpse will jump up under the influence of yin qi, and unconsciously hurt people indiscriminately. And the reason why they hurt people is because human beings have yang energy.

However, there are many opinions on this issue, and they are not unified. The old liar also expressed his own opinions in "Records of the Niu Family's Subduing Demons in the Past Dynasties". The old liar believes that the movement of the corpse is actually a disorderly movement of the residual neurons and rigid muscles after death, coupled with the mutation of the residual cells after death, and the influence of the earth's magnetic field, the formation of Resonance, so the corpse will move.

The old liar's explanation is more in line with science, but it stands to reason that a moving corpse must have Yin energy on it! Otherwise, the corpse will not be able to move! This is the same truth through the ages, but what happened to the wet corpse in front of him? Even the mighty head of this sect feels a headache...

The bitch was about to cry at this moment. He was dragged by the arm of a two-hundred-year-old woman from the Qing Dynasty and looked at him with such affectionate eyes. He tremblingly asked me for help: "Ya, Ya Die, brother, please help me..."

The female corpse moved very slowly, I watched it for two seconds, and kicked the female corpse's armpits! According to the chain reaction of the joints, if this position is attacked, she should let go...

Sure enough, the female corpse finally let go of the slut, and the slut took a few steps back, and said in surprise, "Brother, what the hell is this? Why is there no yin energy on her body? My Bagua mirror and Chengying sword are against her." It’s all useless! I guess the spells are just street goods! Did you make a mistake? We’re a combination of daoist priests! Even a thousand-year-old corpse can be killed, but we can’t deal with this two-hundred-year-old wet corpse!”

Isn't this B too shameless? The thousand-year-old corpse was obviously killed by Mr. Xu and I, does it have anything to do with you? You were bragging with Qingyang Daoist fellow at that time, okay... But I still nodded and said: "I haven't heard of this thing, it seems to be more evil than the thousand-year-old corpse. But it doesn't make sense, this thing There is no Yin Qi in her body, how did she stand up and move around? And she looks vulnerable, but her bones are extremely hard!"

While we were talking, the female corpse's neck moved a few times, not as slowly as before, and walked towards us quickly, but the walking posture was still very unnatural, like a puppet, every move was affected by the string with.

She walked faster and faster, as if she had adapted to her body, which was not a good sign!

She seems to have taken a fancy to the bitch, and once again ignored me and walked directly to the bitch! He also stretched out a hand, ready to grab the slut's chin! The bitch said that tigers don't make cats, you think I'm critically ill! ! The bitch made a point with his sword... turned around and ran away! ! ! While running, he yelled at the female corpse: "Grandma! Don't chase me! My brother's chin is prettier than mine! Go find my brother!!"

This grandma shouted so kindly! !

It's a pity that grandma couldn't understand what he said, and she was still chasing the bitch crazily. The hall of the museum is very big, and the bitch ran around the hall! And 'Grandma' is getting faster and faster! At the end, it was basically on par with the cheap man's speed! Compete with the world sprint champion!

At this time, the cheap man ran around a big vase, and said in a trembling voice while running: "Brother! Help me!"

I knew that the bitch was not in danger for a while, so I hugged my shoulders and said, "Isn't she your grandma? You should talk to grandma and let her stop chasing you."

"Brother, you can't do nothing!" The bitch was about to cry, "Grandma doesn't have yin energy in her body, and what we Taoist priests do won't work against grandma! Now it's up to you! Brother!"

The big vase was blocked with iron chains, and they ran around it in circles. This 'grandmother' seemed to have a bit of wisdom. After chasing the iron chain more than a dozen times, she suddenly rushed towards the big vase! She finally realized that the straight line is the shortest between two points, and she was ready to rush over to 'make out' with the bitch.

But I was so scared that the chrysanthemum tightened! !

Xu Xiaoling works here, and of course I often come to the museum, so I know that this vase is a precious antique from the Ming Dynasty! If this vase is broken by 'Grandma', it won't be enough to sell me to the bitch! ! My chrysanthemum tightened, and I rushed over at full speed!

'Grandmother' just made a movement to prepare to pounce, her feet were already in the air, her body jumped over the iron chain, and her hands immediately touched the vase! ! At this critical moment, I finally rushed behind her and grabbed her ankle! ! Pull her back hard! !

But even so, I'm still a step behind! ! 'Grandma' touched the vase! I hurriedly pulled her back hard, but the vase had already started to shake and might fall down at any moment! I hurriedly shouted to the cheap man: "Jiannan! Hurry up and hold the vase!!!"

The bitch was startled by my sudden voice, looked at the crooked vase, jumped into the iron chain, and hugged the vase! Then he asked, "Brother, what's wrong with this vase?"

I stepped on the 'Grandma' on the ground and said: "This vase is an antique from the Ming Dynasty! If it is broken, it will not be enough to pay us if we sell it!!"

The bitch said contemptuously: "Brother, you have become the son-in-law of the Xu family. Old man Xu is so rich. This crap can let you play with it like a toy. Are you so frightened... Oh, how did you scare me?" Grandma stepped on the ground? Will it hurt her?" Seeing that I subdued 'Grandma', the bitch started to act mean again.

But grandma is so strong! I can't stand it anymore! I hurriedly said to the bitch, "I won't take a penny from the Xu family, you go over there and stand there! Otherwise we will have to pay for the broken vase!"

Why did I let the bitch stand in the open space next to him? Because grandma is about to get up again... I can't burn her with hidden energy, and I can't dismember her with a dagger, after all, she is an antique... and grandma likes sluts very much, so I guess it's probably 80% when I get up later I will also go to the cheap man, so I only drive the cheap man first, so as not to smash some antiques later.

really! Grandma struggled for a few seconds, then suddenly exerted force! Almost knocked me to the ground! ! After she got up, she ignored me again and rushed towards the bitch! ! The bitch jumped up in fright, and then immediately started running again!

I was also lost in thought.

spell? Bagua mirror? It doesn't work for grandma at all! !

Powerful dagger? The ____ does not work! If I break grandma, I'll be in jail! !

Wind Thunder Fan? It doesn't work either, the strong wind may knock down and smash many antiques... If there is a thunder and lightning, I am afraid that a big hole will be punched in Grandma's body.

I can't fight grandma with all my strength, but I am indeed much more agile than her. I don't have any rope on my body, so I can't tie her up, so what should I do...

correct! Silver space ring! When I researched the space ring last time, I found that there seems to be a rope in it! I don't know if it's some kind of magic weapon, some kind of fairy rope or something. Don't care about him, take it out and use it first! So I unbuttoned my trouser belt and prepared to take out the interspatial ring sewn on the underwear.

The bitch was very excited by his grandma. He asked me for help while running, and found that I was unbuttoning my belt, and he almost collapsed: "Brother! What are you doing with your belt off! Do you want to look at my grandmother?" Do you want to lick your hair?!"

"Get lost! I won't save you if you talk nonsense again! Just wait until your jaw is pulled off by grandma!" I cursed angrily.

The bitch quickly closed his mouth tactfully, and just as grandma was about to catch up with him, he took out a banana out of nowhere, ate it in two or three bites, and threw the banana peel back... I don't know why it was so accurate, the banana The peel just happened to be thrown at Grandma's feet, and Grandma stepped on the banana peel when she got excited! !

No matter how mighty grandma is, it can't match the power of banana peel! !

She fell to the ground with a thud, and the bitch took this opportunity to twist his buttocks twice, deliberately angered 'Grandma', and then continued to run forward.