I've been messing around in my crotch for a long time and I still can't get the ring out, damn it... last time I sewed it too tight!
In fact, you don't have to take out the ring to take out things. Since the seam is too tight, just take the rope.
Even at night, there are some weak lights around the antiques, so the bitch saw this scene... Under the dim light, I pulled out a long thing from the crotch bit by bit, which was three to four meters long... The bitch He swallowed, looked at his crotch, and showed admiration to me.
When I saw his dead appearance, I knew he must be thinking wrong! But I didn't intend to explain, so I took out a three-meter-long rope and rushed directly to grandma! At the same time, he said to the bitch: "Come here and help me! Tie up your grandma!"
"No way, big brother! Grandma is too strong! I'm afraid she won't be able to tie her down!"
"Stop talking nonsense, I say if you can tie it, you can tie it! You hold on to the rope, and let's circle around her!"
So the two of us started circling around grandma... Because she likes the bitch very much, when we were circling, grandma also chased the bitch around, and finally tied up the bitch for some reason! ! At this time, grandma had already walked around in front of the bitch. Although she didn't have a chin, but I don't know if it was an illusion. I seemed to hear... Yoshi.
I hurriedly kicked on the waist of 'Grandma'! Kick her aside! Then he quickly got the rope off the bitch. Why did this guy try to do me no favors? How did the rope get tangled up on him? ! I really had no choice but to grab the rope by myself and rush towards grandma! A kick on the crook of her leg! Unsteady, she knelt on the ground.
Then with the help of the slut, we finally tied up 'Grandma'! !
The slut sat on the ground with no image and gasped for breath. While panting, he said, "Brother, can you tie up your grandma with this rope? No, I have to stay away from her old man, or I will wait until the rope breaks. I was blown away."
"It should be fine." I tried the rope just now, and the rope is very strong. Maybe in the silver space ring, the rope is just an ordinary rope, and the dagger is just an ordinary dagger, but when it comes to me, it's all changed. Became a baby, an artifact.
The bitch took a few more breaths and asked, "Brother, what about grandma? We have to find a way to get rid of her! Burned?"
"No." I shook my head and said, "I heard that this wet corpse was discovered by an archaeological team. It is only temporarily stored in the museum and will be taken away in a few days. Moreover, wet corpses have rarely appeared since ancient times. This is an ancient relic of great research value, not inferior to those well-preserved antiques, so we can't burn her. The only way now is to contact the archaeological team as soon as possible and ask them where they found the wet corpse, and then we can Go and look for clues to see why the wet corpse can stand up without causing it! And the body is still so hard! I have never heard of this kind of corpse... "
In fact, if this corpse can be destroyed, it will be easier to handle. I can directly burn her to death with fire energy, or use a dagger to dismember her. No matter how hard her bones are, she can't stop my sharp dagger! !
"Well, that's the only way to go! So what should we do now?"
"Now..." I thought for a while and said, "You are watching your grandma here, I will go home and get the hemp rope and tie her tightly." The reason why I want to go home is because Xu Xiaoling is still Waiting for me, it's almost twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, and I know that if I don't go all night, she will wait for me all night, so I want to let her sleep first while I go home to get the rope.
Of course, you can also call, but I have to go back to get the twine, so let her tell her in person.
The bitch said with tears in his eyes: "Brother, don't leave! What if grandma jumps up again after you leave? I can't fix her!"
While stepping on my grandma, I frowned secretly, what the bitch said was right, what if the rope is not strong and my grandma breaks free? After thinking twice, I decided not to go back! Judging from yesterday's situation, wet corpses can't move during the day, and I don't know why.
It is estimated that she will stop tossing after a while.
So I asked the bitch to step on his grandma, and I went to the side and called Xu Xiaoling. The call was quickly connected, and it was obvious that she had been waiting for me on her mobile phone. She asked, "Xiaolong, have you finished your work?"
"No, it's a little trouble, but it's okay. Ning Rou, go to bed first. I'm going to stay in the museum and look at this corpse for the time being. Don't worry, there will be no danger. You know I'm very skilled. Come tomorrow You can see me when you go to work, good boy, go to sleep."
"Well, well, then you must be careful." Xu Xiaoling reminded.
I smiled: "Got it, go to sleep."
After hanging up the phone, the cheap man complained: "If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't have come to look for you. This is great, my grandma almost broke my jaw off, why am I so slow, hey hey hey~" Cheap The man sang aloud bitterly.
"If you're sleepy, go back to sleep first, I'll just stay here by myself. Anyway, Taoism is useless to your grandma, so you can stay or not."
"Just kidding! I am the most loyal!"
"Really? Then who called grandma to come to me just now?"
"That... big brother, don't I have confidence in your skills? It turns out that it is true. You tied up grandma in two or three strokes. If I were here by myself, I would probably have to run away."
Grandma tossed and tossed for more than two hours, and finally gradually stopped moving. After two o'clock in the middle of the night, she returned to the appearance of a dead body, motionless.
I stepped on it for more than two hours, and because I had to step hard, otherwise she would jump up, so I also felt very tired and my legs were numb.
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At dawn, Xu Xiaoling came to the museum early, and brought me two pieces of bread with jam, two fried eggs and some nutritious porridge in a lunch box. Take one serving. And then... I didn't eat a single bite of this love breakfast, but this bastard B ate it all up... After eating, I still babbled: "The porridge is too sweet, I have to improve it next time."
I almost kicked him to death! It doesn't taste good... Who told you to drink it? !
Xu Xiaoling had a good temper, smiled and said, "Success, next time I make breakfast, I'll ask you to taste it together."
"Brother, look how good Miss Xiaoling is, you should ask her more..." The bitch closed his mouth. Because I looked at him with eyes that could kill people, if he doesn't shut up, I promise to kick him right away!
The body had been put back to its original location, and the curator of the museum rushed over not long after, because he knew I was Xu Xiaoling's boyfriend, so this time... I told him that the bitch was the Taoist priest who came to help last night.
Although there are surveillance videos in the museum, they were turned off when we acted last night. So no one can know, my ghostly speed.
The curator is a middle-aged man in his forties with a Chinese face. He asked the bitch, "Master, is there anything wrong with this corpse?"
The slut wiped the rice grains from his mouth, pretended to be an expert, and said slowly: "Infinite Heaven, there is a big problem with this female corpse. For example, last night, this corpse jumped up! She used One move of this Foshan Wuying foot, I saw leg shadows all over the sky, but it doesn’t matter, I took my time and smiled, and I used a stroke of Kameha qigong directly from my bladder luck! Knocked her down directly ..." While talking, the bitch made two gestures.
Of course, the curator of the museum also knew that the bitch was bragging, after all, his description was too exaggerated. The curator of the museum said: "Eh... Daoist, I just want to know one thing now. Is this corpse dealt with? Will she stop harming people?"
"Immeasurable Heavenly Lord." The slut said with a sword finger: "This corpse is only temporarily subdued, and it will be dead tonight. If you don't believe me, the curator can stay for a visit. In fact, this corpse is very strange. I hope the curator will contact the archaeological team as soon as possible. I need to know where the corpse was found, and then observe the terrain, terrain and feng shui pattern, so that I can deduce the method of subduing the corpse. In fact, there is another brief introduction The best way is to burn the body, and it will be settled once and for all.”
"I'm afraid it won't work." The curator said: "This wet corpse is well preserved and has great research value. It is absolutely impossible to burn it. Well, let me contact the archaeological team and ask them to come over and ask Where was the body found."
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After calling, the people from the archaeological team said they would come in the afternoon.
Xu Xiaoling and I came to her office, she was about to give me a hug, but I took a step back: "No, Ningrou, my clothes are dirty, I fought with that wet corpse for hours last night, there are some close No contact, who knows what germs she has on her body, so don't hug me for the time being."
"Well, then you go home and take a shower and change your clothes." She said softly.
I nodded: "Well, that's fine, by the way, hasn't the eldest sister come back yet?"
"Yes, before I left last time, I said that I would give my elder sister half a month's leave and let her go home to accompany the children. It's been half a month now... maybe something at home has delayed it?"
I thought for a while and said, "According to Eldest Sister's temperament, she probably won't come back late. In that case, something might have happened to her house. I'll go to her house to have a look after I finish disposing of the wet corpse."
"Okay, the day after tomorrow is Saturday, let's go together."
"Well." I nodded: "Then I'll go back to take a shower and change clothes, and I have to negotiate with the archaeological team in the afternoon. You call your mother and ask the fox demon to come and accompany you, because the wet corpse may Just jumped up, it's safer to let her protect you here, and I can leave with peace of mind."