The Lame Daoist Priest

Chapter 189: Friends of the Fox Demon (Part 1)

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After thinking about it, I was relieved, 'Wang' Zun is a very righteous person, and he took good care of me in Huanyu Pavilion, so he probably wouldn't do such a cruel thing.

Besides, he is not the only one who is proficient in Gu art in this world, and he cannot be associated with him when he sees Gu insects.

Captain Gou said just now that if you kill the Gu worm, you will be cursed. I'm only dubious about this kind of thing, after all, I haven't met that Gu worm, even if it is poisonous, it can't spread to me, right? Besides, if this thing is really that powerful, why put it in the corpse

The cheap man looked at the big scorpion and asked very curiously: "Brother, do you think this scorpion is poisonous?"

Before I could answer, Captain Gou Shi said: "Scorpions are poisonous. What's more, to raise Gu, you need to put many kinds of poisonous insects together, let them kill each other, and the last one left is the Gu insect. And this A Gu worm has swallowed too many poisonous insects, so its toxin is very powerful! This scorpion must be very poisonous, if you don’t believe it, you can try it.”

When the bitch heard this, he hurried to the corner, fearing that the poisonous scorpion would explode his ass.

The poisonous scorpion crawled on the ground for a while, and finally remained motionless.

"Dead?" The cheap man squatted in the corner and asked.

"Who knows, don't go there first, some animals will pretend to be dead. You bitch, go out and ask Lao Chen and the others to find a mop pole. It's better to get some more gasoline. It's safer to burn this bug."

Captain Gou Shi looked at me: "Boy, are you really not afraid of curses? I know you are also a Taoist descendant. This kind of thing would rather be believed than not. If the bug is still alive and you burn it to death, you Aren't you afraid of getting in trouble?"

"Don't be afraid, this kind of scourge cannot stay." I said lightly. In fact, to be honest, I would rather believe this kind of thing, but Gou Shi doesn't know that I am the legendary Akaya Ming, and I will definitely not die unexpectedly! In recent years, I have also confirmed this statement. Every time there is danger, I will save it. Although I am very unlucky, I have never really died.

Captain Gou Shi stopped talking, the bitch went outside, and informed Lao Chen and the others that two forensic doctors had gone to find what I needed. Old Chen and another forensic doctor walked in, looked at the big golden scorpion on the ground, they all shocked. After a long time, Old Chen asked, "What is this?"

The cheap man coughed twice, and explained very professionally: "Uncle Chen, this is the legendary Gu worm! It is this thing that controls the movement of wet corpses. I can only say so much, because it involves some secrets of our Taoism. , cannot be disclosed to outsiders.”

Spill your grandma! !

You only know so much, right? As soon as Captain Gou Shi finished speaking, you took it out to show off. I asked in a low voice, "Jiannan, don't brag, are you hungry? Hurry up and eat something, don't starve."

The bitch chuckled: "Brother doesn't know something, bragging about B is really a great joy in life!"

"Actually... there are two great pleasures in life." I want to say that the other great pleasure is to give you a kick and make you disappear from my sight immediately. Unexpectedly, before I finished speaking, the bitch quickly replied: "Hey, I know, I know, big brother, don't say it, don't say it, supernatural pleasure is masturbation, right? Hahaha... We are really heroes Seeing the same thing!"

Fuck your grandma... I really want to kick this B out of the window.

The forensic doctor quickly brought in mop poles, gasoline and other items. I stabbed the big scorpion with the mop pole, but it didn't respond at all. It seemed that it was really dead. I also asked the forensic doctor to find several plastic bags, put the scorpions into plastic bags, and prepared to take them to a place with few people and burn them. Because this thing is poisonous in the body, who knows if it will produce poisonous gas when it is burned? So it's better to be safe.

In fact, the corpse should also be burned, but Lao Chen said that the corpse is still an evidence and cannot be burned. So I told the forensic doctor to put on several layers of gloves, wipe off the venom on the ground, and then handle the corpse carefully, after all, the toxin was also on the corpse.

Afterwards, Lao Chen drove and took me and the bitch out of the forensic examination center, planning to find a place with few people and get rid of the poisonous scorpions.

We drove to an uninhabited open space, then got out of the car, poured gasoline on the prepared towels, put the poisonous scorpion on it, took out a Yang Talisman from our pocket, ignited it, and still On the towel... The flames engulfed the poisonous scorpion in an instant, and bursts of black smoke came out, and we hurried back.

The flames continued to burn for about three minutes, but it took me half an hour before I dared to look over. Because the scorpion's body is highly poisonous, it's better to let the poisonous gas dissipate before approaching to be on the safe side. After approaching, I found that the poisonous scorpion hadn't burned out... So I used a few towels, dipped them in gasoline, and continued to burn.

After tossing back and forth several times, the scorpion finally turned into ashes.

It was already almost five o'clock in the afternoon, and Lao Chen said that he would treat us to dinner. In fact, I know that he wants to establish a good relationship with us. After all, sometimes he will encounter some unbelievable cases, and at this time he can ask us for help. I also want to have a good relationship with him. After all, he belongs to the police. If he is arrested again in the future, it will be much more convenient. So I readily agreed, and the bitch almost fainted when he heard that someone was inviting guests to dinner, so he nodded quickly, for fear that Lao Chen would go back on his word.

I called my mother and Xu Xiaoling separately and told them that I would not go back for dinner at night and would go home later.

Lao Chen took us to a barbecue restaurant, ordered a lot of skewers and beer, and then we ate... I have to say, the wine quality of this bastard is too bad, and he started drinking crazy after three bottles. Tell him not to let him drink, but he insists that he can still drink. As a result, the meal lasted until seven o'clock, and Lao Chen said that he would invite us to KTV. I didn't really want to go, but this bastard insisted on going to howl a few times. I was afraid he would cause trouble for me. , so I had no choice but to follow along...

At the KTV, Lao Chen ordered a lot of beer and fruit plates. It wasn't until I got to the private room that I realized that listening to cheap men singing is a kind of torture. This guy is still a nostalgic school, he sings all about plum blossoms, pink memories... You can say that you can sing well, but in the end he sang all the songs to pieces, broken into pieces.

The bitch's face was flushed, and he was singing with a wine glass in one hand and a microphone in the other. His eyes were so drunk that he could hardly keep his eyes open, as if he was about to fall asleep. Just as he sang half of "Uneasy", he suddenly dropped the microphone and said that he wanted to go out for convenience.

I hurriedly said to Old Chen: "Uncle Chen, I have to follow him out to have a look, he drank too much, I'm afraid he will fall into the toilet and drown."

"Okay, okay, then go quickly." Old Chen said.

I pushed the door and followed, helping the bitch as he stumbled towards the bathroom.

There are two stalls in the bathroom, and a kid came in ahead of us just now, and he locked the door of one stall, so the bitch walked into the other stall. After a while, there was a buzzing sound from the next door, and the bitch said in a daze: "Don't, don't come, I really don't want to drink..."

But at this time, there was a fart sound from the next door, and the bitch was a little angry, and said inarticulately: "Who the hell opened another bottle? I can't even drink it!"

As soon as the bitch finished speaking, two more farts came from the next door, and the bitch got angry! He patted the wooden board of the compartment and cursed: "It's still open! It's still open! I want to fucking kill me!"

I quickly got the bitch out, it's too embarrassing...

After tossing around until ten o'clock in the evening, Lao Chen and I sent the bitch back home. The guy was so drunk that he fell asleep while singing, and I carried him back upstairs in the end.

Then Lao Chen took me home again, and when I got home, it was almost half past ten in the evening.

After returning home, I found that Fox Demon and Xu Xiaoling were sitting in the living room playing with jigsaw puzzles. Mom and Dad must have gone to bed. Seeing me come back, the fox demon said cutely: "Brother Xiaolong, did you buy toys for Yujia?"

"No, I'll buy it for you tomorrow. You should rest early." Then she looked at Xu Xiaoling: "Ningrou, I'm going to take a bath. Don't move this clothes. The clothes have come into contact with wet corpses and some unknown germs. Just throw it away."

Walking to the door of the bathroom, I turned my head and blinked at Xu Xiaoling: "Ningrou, go back to the room and wait for me..."

the next day.

Me, Xu Xiaoling, and Fox Demon went shopping outside.

The fox demon is very obsessed with all kinds of toys recently, she is curious about everything. So Xiaoling and I took her out to buy toys. In addition, I have asked the bitch to contact the people from the Taoist Association, Qiling City found Gao Yu's whereabouts, and asked the Taoist Association to quickly send someone to arrest Gao Yu. In addition, ask Mr. Xu and the others if they know how to release the cadaver's control over ghosts.

Now there are three female ghosts in my interspatial ring, and one of them is Sister Bleeding, I must quickly find a way to save them.

Walking around at noon, the three of us sat on the "chicken" to eat. I made a look at the fox demon. The fox understood and confused Miss Xiaoling. Miss Xiaoling swayed and fell to the table. I quickly grabbed her shoulders and held her in my arms. Then he said seriously to the fox demon: "Yu Jia, do you still remember the corpse keeper Zhou Chengwen half a year ago?"

"Remember." The fox demon said vaguely, biting the hamburger.

"Half a year ago, we jointly captured him, and then people from the Taoist Association took them back. But later he ran away, and at the same time, there was a corpse breeder named Gao Yu. Coincidentally, This Gao Yu's master is Zhou Chengwu, Zhou Chengwu is Zhou Chengwen's younger brother. But Zhou Chengwu died a few years ago, and his death is inextricably related to me. Gao Yu was also caught by me. , There is an old grudge between us. They will definitely come back to seek revenge on me and Jiannan, and the night before yesterday, I discovered his whereabouts! He also controlled the bloody sister, who lost her mind and attacked me... I'm leaving again in a few days, you only have one, and you can't protect my parents, Ningrou, Jiannan, the parents and girlfriend of the bastard at the same time, so I want to ask you if you have any countermeasures."

The fox demon thought for a while, and asked cutely: "Can I call my little friends over here?"