The Lame Daoist Priest

Chapter 2: Section 002 Old liar

Views:

After helping the old man up, the crowd gradually dispersed, I pushed the basket 1258, and walked slowly to the distance with the old man. After walking for three minutes, I said: "This is the way to the police station. Whether you are my grandfather or not will be answered soon. There were too many people just now, so I don't want to argue."

"Huh? Kid, I didn't see it, you're pretty smart." The old man scratched his buttocks and said, "Actually, I came to Qingtian City this time to find you, because you were born with a life of redness."

"You're the one who lives on shit!" I replied reflexively. Although the teacher taught us to respect the old and love the young, this old guy pretended to be my grandfather and scolded me for eating shit, which made me unbearable.

"No, no, it's not shit, it's Akaya." The old man corrected, "It's rare to see a person with this kind of fate in a century, and he's very suitable to be my apprentice."

I said impatiently: "If you don't want to go to the police station, I'm going home. I also suggest that you take a seven-day solo trip to the Third Hospital."

The old man picked his nostrils wretchedly and said, "I know you don't believe me. Let me ask you, kid, have you always had bad luck since you were born and never had a good time?"

I was surprised when I heard this.

The old man continued: "Since you were born, no matter how dangerous things have happened, you have never died, right? This is Chiya Ming, who is plagued by bad luck until death. Only practicing Taoism can slow down this situation , if you believe me, wait for me at the gate of Qingtian City Children's Paradise at three o'clock tomorrow afternoon, if you don't come, it proves that we are not destined, and I will not look for you again." Then, the old man turned around and left without leaving After a few steps, the figure suddenly disappeared!

This scene scared me a lot! Damn it, how could a living person disappear out of thin air? I hurriedly rode on the basket 1258, pedaled hard, and ran home in a hurry.

When I went to class the next day, I was still thinking about what happened last night. That man looked like an old liar, and he scolded me for eating shit, but everything he said was right. Although I have been bitten, drank pesticides, and been baptized by high-voltage electricity over the years, my life was not in danger . And that guy said Taoism again, should I go to the appointment

In the afternoon, I accidentally skipped class.

At 2:57, we arrived at the entrance of the children's park. A man approached me mysteriously: "Zhang Xiaolong?"

"I am."

"There is an old man looking for you, but you must match the signal before I can take you to see him."

"What code?" I asked suspiciously, the old liar didn't mention the code yesterday.

"Listen, Fahai, you don't understand love, what's the next sentence?" The man asked mysteriously.

I was stunned and anxious, and said helplessly: "I don't know the code, if you don't tell me where he is, I will leave."

"Don't worry, little brother. I'm just joking with you. He's over there in the haunted house. You can find him yourself." After finishing speaking, the young man left.

I have been to this children's park a few times, but I have never been to a haunted house. The reason is very simple, I am timid. But the old liar was waiting for me over there, so I had no choice but to ask for directions while walking towards the haunted house...

There was a person sitting on the bench at the entrance of the haunted house, with a plaster cast on his arm, and a bandage hanging his arm. I took a closer look and found that this person was none other than an old liar! I walked over and asked, "Old liar, what did you do?"

"What old liar? Rude." He blamed and continued, "After we separated from you yesterday, I turned around and didn't take a few steps before falling into the well. I called you for a long time, but you didn't come to rescue me."

"No way? Didn't you say yesterday that you and I should learn Taoism or something? Can people who know Taoism also fall into the sewer?"

"How is it impossible? I am also Akaya, and it is very normal for such an accident to happen!" said the old liar scratching his buttocks.

It turns out that the old man, like me, lives on shit, no wonder he is so bad.

The old liar continued: "Practicing Taoism can indeed alleviate this situation. The reason why I fell into the sewer last night was because I was about to die, and my skills had already been exhausted. Without the protection of skills, I would be plagued by bad luck. But Even so, I will not die easily, because Akaya's life can only die of old age, and rarely die of illness or accident."

"Old liar, what you said is true? But why do I still feel that you escaped from the Third Hospital? Tell me your name, and I will call the Third Hospital to check!" I said seriously.

"Boy, I don't have time to play around with you, because I only have less than two hours of life left, and I'm going to the underworld to report. During this period, I must let you understand my mission as much as possible, and you should just listen to it." How about a one-hour story?" The old liar changed his usual attitude and said seriously.

"Okay." I nodded and sat next to him: "I like listening to stories, especially the fantasy type."

"Who told you to sit down? Get down on your knees and kowtow to me as Master!"

I said, "Old liar, I haven't agreed to be your apprentice yet."

The old liar said: "I have no children, if you take me as your teacher, after my death, you will be the legal heir of my estate, and you can get my life savings!"

Have an inheritance? I asked with a little interest: "How much?"

The old liar said: "There are 50,000 yuan in cash and 1.5 million IOUs."

"Someone owes you one and a half million?"

"No." The old liar shook his head: "I owe someone else one and a half million yuan, and I need you to help me pay it back."

Without saying a word, I turned around and left!

At first, I thought that my luck would bring me an inheritance, but now it seems that if I accept it, I will immediately owe a foreign debt of 1.45 million! Grandma, I really still have a little back!

At this time, he suddenly found that he couldn't move! My foot seems to be caught by something! But when he looked down, there was nothing. The old liar said: "Boy, let me tell you, you can't run away today, you must be my apprentice! Who told you that Akaya killed you! But don't worry, although I asked you to pay my debts, I will compensate you. Kowtow to me first, and then listen to me slowly explaining to you."

"No!" My head was shaking like a rattle: "If my father knows that I skipped school and owed more than one million foreign debts, I'll be blamed if he doesn't beat me to death!"

"Xiaolong, don't worry, I can teach you Taoism as a teacher. Do you know why you can't move now? It's very simple, because a female ghost grabbed your leg." The old liar said slowly.

"I'm an atheist, advocating science and opposing superstition! How can there be any ghosts and gods in this world? Old liar, let me go, or I'll yell for help!" I threatened.

The old liar took out a glass bottle from the black backpack next to him, which was filled with a transparent liquid. He unscrewed the cap and wiped the liquid around my eyes. I struggled to call for help, but found that I couldn’t speak. sound! My heart is finished, this old liar must be abducting and trafficking children, and wants to abduct me.

And after the old liar finished applying the liquid around my eyes, he sat back on the bench and said, "Xiaolong, look over there." The old liar pointed to a direction and said, I looked there, and I saw no On the road in the distance, a young man on a bicycle was about to bump into an old man, and I hurriedly shouted: "Get out of the way!"

A scene that I will never forget appeared! The young man and the bicycle passed through the old man's body! ! Seeing this scene, I opened my mouth wide, and the hook of my jaw fell off again.

The young man was taken aback by my sudden yell, cursed in a low voice, there was something wrong with his mother, and left. When the old man turned around, his face was blue, his eyes were sunken, and he nodded to me with a half-smile, as if to express his gratitude.

I hurriedly retracted my gaze, lowered my head, not daring to look again. It doesn't matter if you don't lower your head, but when you lower your head, you see a woman with a ferocious face! The entire face was completely festered, and there were many maggots crawling around on the face. She was wearing a white dress and was hugging my legs tightly.

My eyes were dull, I fixed my chin with a stiff movement, and then cried out in a crying voice: "There is a ghost!!"

I was timid, and when I saw such an exciting thing, I quickly passed out...

When I woke up again, I found that I was lying on my bed, and I looked at my watch by the moonlight. It was already past twelve o'clock.

Just at this time, I saw a girl about eighteen or nineteen years old standing beside my bed. She was wearing a white skirt, her shoulder-length hair was loose, her eyes were full of spirit, her chin was pointed, and she had a kind of classical beauty. I rubbed my eyes and said to myself, "It must be a dream, but Miss, you look familiar."

"This way you look more familiar." She said softly. As she spoke, her face changed, her face was completely festered, and there were many maggots crawling around on her face...

I showed a constipated expression and yelled: "Ghost!!" Although my mouth was wide open, no sound came out, and due to the opening of my mouth, the chin hook fell off again. My legs were trembling, and I was about to piss. I was timid in the first place, and I was admiring the female ghost up close. If I could keep it from passing out, it would be pretty good!

She wiped her face with her sleeve, and she returned to normal, then asked softly, "Do you believe in ghosts in the world now?"

I nodded quickly, with a pleading look in my eyes, expressing that I begged her to let me go.

She still said softly: "Don't worry, I won't hurt you. If you are obedient in the future, I won't scare you. Now I let you speak, but you can't shout, otherwise I will scare you every day. Understand Yet?"

The situation is stronger than others, so I hurriedly nodded in agreement, fixed my chin first, swallowed and asked, "Woman, what do you want? I don't have robbery, and I'm too ugly to be robbery, how about I Can I introduce you to a handsome guy?"

She turned into a terrified look again and said, "I don't want a handsome guy."

I hurriedly covered my eyes and said in a crying voice: "Don't be a handsome guy! Don't be a handsome guy! Change back quickly! How about this, woman, I will give you all my savings, two hundred and fifty yuan, as long as you don't kill me , Don’t rob me, let me do whatever you want!” As I spoke, I peeked at her through my fingers, and found that she had returned to normal, so I breathed a sigh of relief and put my hand down.

The female ghost said softly: "You are now the fifty-fourth generation descendant of Niu Tianshi's sect, and the fifty-fourth generation master."

"Wait a minute." I interrupted: "I've only heard of Zhang Daoling and Zhang Tianshi, but I haven't heard of any Niu Tianshi."