I was so scared that I was in a cold sweat! !
The other hand held the photo frame tightly to prevent himself from being dragged in!
Since it was summer and August, the weather was very hot, so I only wore a black vest, and the hand was on my arm, and I could feel the other person's body temperature was very low! Certainly not the hands of a living person! And this hand is not a spirit body, but an entity! !
The cheap man and fellow Taoist Qingyang reacted very quickly, they quickly jumped into the pit and helped me hold the photo frame!
Dog days! What a weird thing! He even wanted to drag me in! I said to the bitch and fellow Taoist Qingyang: "Hold on to the photo frame! Give me two seconds!" As I said that, I held the wrist of that arm instead, and quickly took out the powerful dagger from the space ring! Swipe across to the outstretched arm! !
Because the dagger is too sharp! Just like cutting tofu, the arm was cut off without much effort!
With a burst of blood spurting out, I took a few steps back and almost fell to the ground! Why am I so weak now? Because 'Ling' Zun said, I can't use strength and speed beyond the limit of ordinary people, otherwise I will die faster! I only have two years left in my life, and I don't want to waste it.
In the days of Huanyu Pavilion, I did a lot of exercise every day, so I was very accurate about strength, and I knew what strength was the limit of ordinary people. Of course, I can also use the strength I used to have now, but I dare not use it anymore.
I was holding half of my arm in my hand at this time, and after the arm was cut off by me, the upper half also retracted into the photo, as if it had never appeared before.
The photo was thrown back into the coffin, and the three of us climbed up to it, still with lingering fears. The bitch said with a sad face: "Brother, you have seen it too, this thing is really scary, right? What should we do now? If this commission cannot be completed, we have to pay double the loss!"
I frowned and said: "Compensation is a trivial matter. The key is that monsters have been harming people. We can't get rid of them! In addition, Jiannan, as the heirs of the Niu family, we should not put our interests first when hunting ghosts. We should try our best to help others." Talent will do."
"Brother, who doesn't run around for money, and I rely on it to buy a house and marry a wife!"
I glared at the bitch: "Eighty percent of my money was spent on charity, didn't I marry a daughter-in-law anyway? It's enough for this thing, if you covet too much, you will lose your nature. If you control money for money Make ghosts do some shady things, so how are we any different from cadavers? Bastard, you will be entrusted with the important task of making the Niumen flourish in the future, I don’t want you to lose your true nature for money!”
"Brother, look at what you said, it seems that you are about to die, just like telling me about the funeral."
I glared at the bitch again: "Okay, stop talking nonsense. I planned to take this photo with me, but now it seems that if I carry it with me, I may be dragged in by the monster inside!"
If you were dragged in, what would happen to you
After the short 'fight' just now, I also saw some clues, this photo frame is definitely a space item! But... Feng Nianke said that things like space rings cannot put living things in, but this photo frame should undoubtedly be a space item, how can living things be put in it? It's unbelievable!
The bitch said, "What should I do then? Leave the photo here?"
"Bury the coffin first. I want to go into the village to have a look. Didn't you say that more than a dozen people have died recently? I want to see their death conditions and causes of death. In addition, this half of the arm should be checked by a professional to see Whether it's the dead or the living."
The cheap man said to Fellow Daoist Qingyang: "Look! Look at my senior brother's handling of things in an orderly manner. I told you a few days ago that if you need to ask my senior brother, you are right! You still don't believe it..."
I interrupted the bitch: "Okay, okay, stop nagging, hurry up, find a way to bury the hole."
…
half an hour later.
The pit was filled and the coffin and photos were buried underneath, and we headed to the nearby village.
While walking, Fellow Daoist Qingyang said: "Fellow Daoist, in fact, people in this village don't welcome us. Because the story of the photo has spread, and everyone in the village knows that this matter has something to do with outsiders. The first time Brother Jiannan and I entered the village, they looked at us with very unfriendly eyes."
I frowned: "If the villagers don't accept us, then if we ask questions, we probably won't get a response. It seems that we have to find a way..."
I hugged my shoulders and thought for a while and said: "In this way, the general thinking of country people is more feudal, and they believe in ghosts and gods more. After a while, we will pretend to be a 'great fairy' and simply show a few hands, and they will be very friendly. The three of us, one pretends to be a great fairy, and the other two pretend to be boys. As for the candidate for the great fairy..."
I wanted to say let Qingyang Daoist pretend to be a great immortal, because he is relatively old, in his forties, you can't let him pretend to be a boy, can you? Unexpectedly, before I finished speaking, the bitch interrupted: "Of course I am the candidate for this great fairy! Big brother, look at my temperament is like a great fairy! The person is even more handsome in a mess, utterly miserable, and the sky is like a bird. The path is gone..." The bitch couldn't seem to find any words to describe his handsomeness, and finally concluded: "Anyway, this is obvious to all!"
Fellow Daoist Qingyang also said happily: "I will be a boy, I will be a boy..."
I was speechless, nothing but speechless.
Nima, you are an old cabbage in your forties, and you still want to pretend to be a child? It's so shameless... But since the cheap man and fellow Taoist Qingyang are willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, what else can I say? So we decided so happily, the cheap man pretends to be Yang Daxian, and the bald Qingyang Daoist and I pretend to be a boy. When Qingyang Daoist heard that he can pretend to be a boy, he almost died of joy...
After entering the small village, I found that as the bitch said, the villagers looked at us very unfriendly.
This village is not too big, there are about a hundred families, very poor, most of them are earthen houses. Because the bitch wants to pretend to be a fairy, he walked in front with his head held high, holding his ifuck 4S worth 298 in his hand, looking very confident! And fellow Taoist Qingyang and I followed behind the bastard from left to right, acting like bodyguards! Fellow Daoist Qingyang was wearing a SpongeBob SquarePants sleeve, and a few poor hairs on his head were standing on his forehead due to sweating. Coincidentally, those hairs were divided into three strands... If a child saw it, he would be shocked Call: "Sanmao!"
As for me, wearing a black vest, with scars and stitches all over my bare arms, I looked like a hooligan. With this combination, if you tell others that you are a great immortal, who the hell will believe it? ! I'm a bit backed down, our image is a bit like a demolition team.
At this time, many villagers came out and stood at the door to watch us. As he was walking, the bitch stopped, and pointed his sword at his chest: "Wuliang Tianzun, where is Qingyang boy?"
Fellow Daoist Qingyang shouted happily: "Master, Qingyang is here!"
"Take out the compass that is your teacher."
"Yes!" Fellow Daoist Qingyang agreed, taking out the mirror and not forgetting to put on a pose! At this time, an old man next to him pointed to Fellow Daoist Qingyang and said, "Hey? Aren't you Master Qingyang from Erbi Village, Xiaoba Township?"
"Huh? Old man, do you know me?"
"I know you. I have a relative in Erbi Village, Xiaoba Township. Last time I went to his house when it was haunted by ghosts. I saw you drive the ghosts away with my own eyes. That's amazing! It happened in our village recently. A strange thing happened, master, did you come here specially to help us solve the strange thing?" the old man asked expectantly.
Fellow Daoist Qingyang said: "That's right! But old man, I have one more thing to ask, can you let us meet the village head of Guicun?"
"The old man is not talented, he is the village head of this small village."
"Oh, I'm really disrespectful and disrespectful. I'm here this time..." Fellow Daoist Qingyang was about to continue bragging, when the bitch suddenly whispered in surprise: "Huh?"
The eyes of the audience focused on the cheap man again, and saw the cheap man holding a compass and saying: "If the calculation is correct, it should have been 25 days without rain here!"
Although the cheap man had been to this small village, the villagers did not dare to get close to Wang's ancestral tomb due to the constant strange incidents around the ancestral grave, so the villagers did not know the cheap man.
"Huh? Who is this?" The village head looked at the bitch suspiciously and asked.
"Oh, let me introduce you." Fellow Daoist Qingyang said, "This is my master, Daxian Yang! Master, he is an old man who knows astronomy first, and geography secondhand, and he can calculate a person's life's fate with just a pinch of his fingers. I just learned some superficial aspects of him. And Master heard that something strange happened here, and asked me to bring him here to subdue the demons, so that everyone can be protected from the demons!"
The old man was really superstitious, he looked at the bitch with respect in an instant, bent down and said, "Hello, Daxian, hello."
The cheap man squinted his eyes halfway, and said with the appearance of an outsider: "There's no need to be polite, I did the math just now and found that it hasn't rained in your place for 25 days, am I right?"
"Yes! It really is a great immortal!" The old man said excitedly, "It hasn't rained for so long, and the crops are dying. Please help us!"
"It doesn't matter!" The cheap man said with the appearance of an outsider: "Child Qingyang, take care of the pen and paper!"
"Yes! Master!" With that said, Fellow Daoist Qingyang took out a notebook and a pen, and handed them to the bitch.
The bitch opened the book, spent a few strokes on it, then tore off that page, rolled it up into a ball of paper, then took out a condom out of nowhere, put the ball of paper into the condom, and tied a knot. Handing the condom to the old man, he said with an attitude of an expert: "Since you are so destined, I will give you a kit. Remember! This kit can only be opened when it rains! Otherwise, it won't work." !"
The old man took the 'kit' and asked excitedly, "What is the name of the Great Immortal?"
The cheap man smiled slightly: "Yang Da... Immortal Yang Li!"