She has ferocious facial features and looks very scary. When I was drawing the sigil, she opened her mouth and bit wildly, trying to bite my brush!
This is a treasure, if she bites her badly, it will be a big loss!
Since my basic skills in drawing talismans are pretty good, I quickly successfully drew the 'Devil's Talisman' on her head! Since the sigil was drawn with this special brush, there is a faint light shining on the sigil!
Should work...
Just when I thought of this, I only heard the roar of the monster under my feet getting louder and louder! From the howling at the beginning to a low growl, from a low growl to a loud roar, from a loud roar to a crazy roar! The strength of the struggle is getting stronger and stronger! Finally sat up suddenly! Almost knocked me to the ground! !
So much strength! !
what happened? Where does this monster get so much power? Since you have so much strength, why didn't you use it just now? After I removed the joints of my arms and drew a seal on my forehead...
Sigil? !
Could it be that the reason why the monsters became crazy is because of the sigil? !
Isn't paralysis cheating? Where is this Demon Falling Talisman? This is the f*cking rogue sigil designed to drive corpses crazy! At this time, the monster opened its mouth wide, roaring crazily, and bit me at the same time! I was so scared that I turned around and ran away! The expression and roar of this thing is too scary! Even I feel my heart beating faster! Just want to stay away from it! !
It's a pity that I didn't dare to run too fast, the female monster kept roaring behind me! The feeling that the monster is following you is really cool! My heart is about to jump out! This old liar is really cheating! It made me miserable! What kind of Demon Falling Talisman is this? I am so stupid...
Could it be that the old liar has been hallucinating after watching too much pornography recently? No wonder he yawned when the 'video' was connected just now!
Accelerated and rushed a few steps forward, entered the woods, spotted a branch about 2.5 meters above the ground, stepped on the ground suddenly, and jumped up to a height of nearly one meter! Grab the branch firmly! Then flipped up!
The female monster roared below, it was very scary! I stood on the branch panting slightly, feeling a little chilly all over, I am not afraid of zombies, the key is that this female monster looks so frightening when she goes crazy! Those eyes and contorted facial expressions are so terrifying! This is even more visually stunning than a zombie goblin! I can't even go down now! !
If you tell the bitch about this in the future, the bitch will definitely ask again: "Brother, you have been a Taoist priest for so long and have seen so many ghosts, why are you so scared?"
I just want to answer: "You fucking try it!! The dark woods, the ferocious female monster, it doesn't matter if it's ferocious, and it roars crazily, it can scare people to death!"
I was wondering, how could the demon-subduing seal have no effect? The reason why I secretly scolded the old liar just now was because I was completely frightened out of my head. The old liar should not be mistaken, it is indeed the seal of subjugating demons, but why can't the seal of subduing demons not only fail to subdue demons, but it has the opposite effect after being painted
This confuses me...
After squatting on the tree for a few minutes, after my fear completely calmed down, I suddenly realized that I could still use hidden energy as a long-range attack method! As a result, his right hand instantly turned into flames, and a flame spurted out from his palm, enveloping her!
Seemingly terrified of the flames, she turned and ran towards the coffin before jumping straight into it.
Why didn't I just beat her up? Because she's crazy now! The speed and strength rise exponentially! Of course I can subdue her, but I must use strength and speed beyond ordinary people. Doing so will shorten my lifespan. It's not worth it for a monster...
Squatting in a tree overnight, I was exhausted the next day, after all, I hadn't closed my eyes for three days.
I returned to the village, ready to take a rest and try to figure it out in the evening. This crappy Demon Conquering Talisman must no longer be used.
Back at the old village head's house, just as I was about to fall asleep, the bitch and Fellow Daoist Qingyang came back! Woke me up as soon as I entered the room.
The bitch complained: "Brother, you have lived a good life! Fellow Daoist Qingyang and I have been exhausted for the past two days."
I sat up, rubbed my forehead and asked, "Did the appraisal result come out?"
"Come out, but the doctor that Fellow Daoist Qingyang found is too unreliable!" said the unreliable bitch.
"what happened?"
The cheap man said: "Because what we identified was a broken arm, this thing can't be put on the table, it has to be done in secret. So Fellow Daoist Qingyang found a doctor friend, this doctor friend is a fucking mental hospital The doctor. After the test, the buddy said that the arm was left by his alien friend, and said that we killed his alien friend, and we will sue us in the interstellar court, and let the judge impeach my little JJ for a hundred Come on, this whole neuropathy!!"
Fellow Daoist Qingyang hurriedly defended his friend: "Didn't he fall ill at the time? After more than ten minutes later, didn't he return to normal? Anyway, the test results came out." Fellow Daoist Qingyang looked at me: "My friend It's not very professional, so it's just that the test shows that the owner of the severed arm is a dead person."
I asked helplessly: "You have been away for three days, and only got such a little news?"
"Brother, that's a lot! I've been driven crazy by his friend for the past two days!"
I secretly sighed: "If I knew it, I wouldn't let you go. In fact, I also knew that those monsters are not living things. On the day you just left, I fought with one of the monsters and beat him to death. Then I observed it carefully and found that the monster had no fire, no heartbeat, no pulse."
"Damn it! Brother, you disabled one?"
"Well, I did kill a monster that night, but it was raining at the time, and I ran back to the village to avoid the rain. When I went to see it the next day, I found that the monster had disappeared! And on the family photo, there was also There is a monster missing, I don’t know if the monster was taken away by a wild beast or what happened, but it just disappeared out of thin air.”
The cheap man thought for a while and asked solemnly: "Brother, do you think Ultraman rescued him?"
"Fuck off." I said angrily, "I haven't closed my eyes for three days, now I need to rest, and I will find a way to get rid of those monsters when I wake up."
"Okay, brother, then you go to bed first." The bitch said while nibbling on the corn that he had just stolen from the field: "Today, the client 'Brother Wang' is coming to have a look. Give him a treat."
"Client? What is he doing here? The monster hasn't been eliminated yet, isn't he afraid of death?"
While gnawing on the corn, the bitch said inarticulately: "I'm not a fellow Taoist of Qingyang, but I bragged to others that the commission will be completed immediately, so that 'Brother Wang' can rest assured. Said to come and see."
Fellow Daoist Qingyang blushed, stroked his hair lightly and said, "Isn't it because I said I was going to change people, and I lied to him that it would be done right away when I got excited. I didn't lie to him for the money! Do you think I think, our three masters can't deal with the old photos together, and letting other fellow daoists come here is simply sending us to death! So for the safety of other fellow daoists, I can only tell a white lie!"
Although Fellow Daoist Qingyang said that he was not doing it for money, but I know that this guy is only doing it for money! What he's telling now is a white lie.
I rubbed my forehead: "Go and receive me, I'll take a rest." As I said that, I lay directly on the kang, and stopped talking to fellow Daoist Qingyang and the bitch...
Just when I was about to fall asleep, the bitch suddenly rushed in! Holding a piece of roasted corn in his hand, he said, "Brother! The corn is so awesome! Try it! Come on!"
I sighed: "I sleep, I don't eat."
"Oh, I'm sorry brother, I forgot." Saying that, the bitch gave me an apologetic smile, closed the door and walked out.
Then... when I was about to fall asleep again, the bitch opened the door again, wearing a flower apron and said: "Brother! You have worked hard these days! I am going to cook for you! Do you want to eat What? I have prepared eight dishes, potato shreds, potato slices, potato sticks, potato cubes, mashed potatoes, braised potatoes in oil, braised old potatoes, potatoes and cabbage. Can you see if there is anything else to add?" The names of eight dishes were reported in one breath.
I said frantically: "Don't eat! I want to sleep!"
The bitch slapped his head: "Oh, brother, look at my memory, okay, then I won't bother you, you go on sleeping." The bitch smiled apologetically, closed the door for me, and walked out.
I went to the door, locked the door, and then went back to the kang to continue sleeping in case anyone came in to disturb me.
And just as I was about to fall asleep for the third time, there was the sound of a door being pushed outside! After the other party found that the door was locked, there was no movement. Just when I was secretly smug and said in my heart that fortunately I was prepared, I only heard a voice from outside: "I'll fight!!"
Then the door was kicked open! The bitch stood at the door and did a Bruce Lee signature move, I couldn't take it anymore! Just grab the soles of your shoes and shoot at the bitch! You are so cheap! People can't fucking sleep well if they want to sleep!
The bitch saw me rushing over with the soles of my shoes in hand, jumped in fright, and then hurried out the door!
He shouted while running: "Brother, don't hit me! I thought of a good idea! I can't wait to tell you!"
I stopped, pointed at the slut with the sole of my shoe and said, "If you don't give me a good idea today, I'll shoot you to death! I'll let you go to Netherworld to report to Master!"
The bitch was not angry, and said seriously: "Brother, my solution is this... On a dark and windy night, next to Wang's ancestral grave. I was wearing a Taoist robe, and I carried a mahogany sword on my back. A gust of autumn wind blew by, Rolling up the corner of my clothes, I slowly raised my right hand and sang "Black Cat Sheriff" with the microphone!!"