Still singing Black Cat Sheriff? I immediately picked up the soles of my shoes, and I was going to beat this bitch to death! !
The cheap man hurriedly said: "Brother, do you think I'm going to karaoke with the monsters? Wrong! I want to lure them out with singing! And you, brother, are superb in martial arts, you can easily maim those monsters! After I lure the monsters out , you get rid of the monsters one by one! When the five monsters in the photo are all killed, hehe... Do you think there is only one empty photo left, can you continue to do evil?"
I nodded: "It makes sense, but Jiannan, my physical condition is not very good recently. If I want to deal with monsters, I can deal with two monsters at most at the same time. No more!"
"It's okay, brother!" The cheap man patted his chest and said, "With my wolf-dog-like agility, it's not a problem to deal with one! And Qingyang Daoist's sick-dog-like agility can barely hold one, so that we can fight at the same time." Deal with four!"
"Come on, let's talk at night. I'm going to sleep now. If you dare to kick the door in again, I will definitely send you to Master to play Landlords!"
The bitch hurriedly smiled apologetically: "Brother, don't worry, I won't call you this time."
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I slept until after seven o'clock in the evening before waking up. Since the recurrence of pulmonary failure, my physical condition has not been as good as before. I used to not feel tired even if I didn't sleep for three to five days, but this time I was so sleepy after only three days, and I slept very hard.
Jumping off the kang, I shook my neck, opened the door and walked out.
At seven o'clock in summer, the sun has just set, and it is still bright outside. Several people were sitting in the yard, among them was an old man who looked more dignified, wearing a famous brand suit, fellow Qingyang Daoist and the cheap man were talking to him. After seeing me coming out, Fellow Daoist Qingyang stood up and said to the old man: "Brother Wang, let me introduce you. This is Fellow Daoist Li. Even though he is young, he is very powerful! Even the legendary fox demon can subdue him!" ! This time it was because of his help that we were able to get rid of one monster smoothly. And tonight, we are planning a big operation to wipe out the rest of the monsters!"
The old man stood up, stretched out his hand and said, "Hello."
I shook hands with him and said politely: "Hello. Please rest assured, since we have accepted the entrustment, we will definitely get things done. If there is no accident, we will be able to wipe out the remaining four monsters tonight." !"
'Brother Wang' said, "I'm going to watch it tonight."
Fellow Daoist Qingyang said: "Brother Wang, I'm afraid this won't work. There are still four monsters. We can't protect you when we fight. It's too dangerous to follow, so you should stay at home and wait for our good news, Brother Wang." !"
'Brother Wang' said: "Brother, don't say I don't believe you. You keep saying that there are monsters, but I haven't seen what this monster looks like. After all, I spent one million to invite you here, so I think it's better It's safer to see the monsters being eliminated with your own eyes, and if you were me, I believe you would do the same."
I frowned: "Boss Wang, I can understand your feelings. If I were you, I would be afraid of being cheated. But this operation is really dangerous. If you follow, I will try my best to ensure your safety." , but what if there is an accident? Why don't we bring the monster's body back for you to see. "
'Brother Wang' is an old fox. He said: "Thank you for your concern, but it doesn't matter. I have a bodyguard and driver. He is a professional who graduated from a martial arts school. It's okay to fight four at a time. He protects me. I think that should be enough."
I thought about it for a while and said, "Boss Wang, since you insist on going, let's go together, but I have to say something first. First, there should be four monsters, and the three of us will try our best to hold back four monsters." , don’t let the monsters hurt you. But as I said just now, this is a life-and-death fight, not a game of house, if something happens and you get hurt, don’t blame us for not telling you in advance.”
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'Brother Wang' agreed to my terms and said that we would not blame us if something happened. I was worried that he would return afterwards, so I wrote another agreement and asked him to sign his name and press his fingerprints.
It is now 10:30 in the evening, and we have arrived near Wang's ancestral grave. The coffin is still in the pit, with the coffin lid uncovered, and old photos are placed in the empty coffin. I shook the flashlight, and said to 'Brother Wang': "Look, Boss Wang, your uncle is missing from the family photo. Your uncle's family has become a murderous monster. They have no humanity. A few days ago, your uncle It has been eliminated by me, so now there are four monsters left."
"Ah, when will they come out?"
"Soon." I hugged my shoulders and said, "According to the usual practice, these monsters will not come out until Zishi. Zishi is between eleven o'clock in the middle of the night and one o'clock in the morning. Boss Wang, you should take a step back. Here It's too dangerous."
Boss Wang stepped back a little, and I also stepped back a little, playing with the dagger in my hand. And the cheap man glanced at Fellow Daoist Qingyang: "Are you ready?"
Fellow Daoist Qingyang covered his crotch with one hand and stroked his hairstyle with the other, imitating Michael Jackson: "Kang is so busy!"
The slut played a happy song with an ifuck 4S worth 298... "Black Cat Sheriff", and then he tapped his toes to the ground, raised his arms high, and danced a swan dance with his slender armpit hair showing! The noise of his mobile phone is very loud, so the domestic counterfeit products still have some advantages. The real 4S is as quiet as a mosquito, and you can’t hear the phone ringing at all outside, and this bitch, even if you put it in the vegetable market I can hear you!
The bitch also sang along at the top of his voice: "Ah, Black Cat Sheriff, ah, Black Cat Sheriff, the citizens of the forest salute you, salute you, salute you..."
Maybe Bitch's singing is so powerful that even the monsters can't stand it anymore. Before he finished singing "Black Cat Sheriff", the monsters jumped out! And it's the whole family mobilization! A grown woman, a pair of twin sisters, and a three or four year old boy. These four monsters all had hideous faces, and jumped out of the pit directly! Boss Wang had seen the pit just now, and knew that there was only an empty coffin and an old photo in the pit. Now four people jumped out suddenly, and they were the same as the people in the photo. He was so scared that he took several steps back!
The cheap man and Fellow Daoist Qingyang jumped up in fright and ran away!
I hurriedly said: "Don't run, you guys! One for each! Hurry up!"
What a clever bitch! He turned around and rushed towards the three or four year old little monster who was still crawling by the pit! Fellow Daoist Qingyang took a look, I am stupid! This B took my goal away! No, I have to hurry up and find a small one, easy to deal with! So Fellow Daoist Qingyang rushed towards one of the twin sisters!
I also held the dagger and rushed towards the female monster last night! I felt scared yesterday because she was too crazy, and I was the only one last night, but today, there are five people here, so I'm afraid of shit!
Today, this female monster is not as crazy as yesterday. Yesterday I was tricked once by the cheating demon talisman. How dare I use it again today? Let's fight honestly! With Bitch's plan, as long as these four monsters are all taken care of, there will be only one empty photo left, and then just find a place to bury the empty photo, and everything will be fine.
I removed the joints of both arms of the female monster yesterday, and it still looks like that today, with her arms drooping underneath, and she can't swing her arms when she runs. I kicked the female monster down head-on, and then prepared to meet Fellow Daoist Qingyang.
Because Fellow Daoist Qingyang made a mistake in his calculations, the twin monsters attacked him together! The little monsters were very agile, and they all jumped on him, biting him. Fellow Daoist Qingyang was rolling on the ground at this time, shouting for help: "Help! Help!!"
Running to Fellow Daoist Qingyang, I kicked one little monster away, then grabbed another little monster by its hair, and slashed its neck with a dagger! It directly cut her neck! Let her head and body be separated directly! It can only be said that the Geili dagger is too sharp!
Fellow Daoist Qingyang got up and said: "Friend Daoist, thank you very much! I decided to take care of that adult female monster, and I will leave these two little ones to you!" The adult female monster I kicked ran away.
When Fellow Daoist Qingyang ran to the side of the female monster, the female monster just got up, she saw a little monster was killed, the 'Devil's Talisman' on her head flashed a few times, and she fell into a state of madness again! He rushed towards the nearby fellow Taoist Qingyang! Fellow Daoist Qingyang was about to cry! Run away! Calling for help while running: "Help! Help!!"
On the other hand, the cheap man, he was the most leisurely in the audience, the little monster was trying his best to crawl in the direction of the cheap man, the cheap man hugged his shoulders, picked his nostrils and said: "Hurry up, kid, crawl over and give me sweets. Huh? Why doesn't the brat crawl? Uncle help you?"
Just when I was feeling helpless, another little monster jumped at me again. This little monster has a very good jumping ability. It jumped up to a height of 40 to 50 centimeters, and it came straight to bite my neck! I jumped back a step, and kicked the little monster directly on the head! The little monster wailed and was kicked out by me again!
Then I also rushed over, put my knee on its back, and cut the little monster's neck fiercely with a dagger!
I also directly cut off the neck of this little monster! Facts have proved that this thing 'died' after losing its head.
Fellow Daoist Qingyang has been thrown to the ground by the female monster, the speed of the female monster is really too fast! With Qingyang Daoist's body like a sick dog, he couldn't outrun the female monster at all, and was 'push down' after running less than ten steps. At this moment, Fellow Daoist Qingyang pinched the female monster's chin and shouted for help: "Help! Help!!"
After hearing the wail of the little monster, the female monster climbed up from Qingyang fellow daoist, and rushed towards me frantically! ! !