The Lame Daoist Priest

Chapter 236: Section 236 Diaojin Science

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When the little nurse finished cleaning the room, she shook her hand in front of my eyes: "Hey, why are you in a daze? Don't disturb the old man's rest, come out with me."

Walking out of the room, the little nurse closed the door, then looked at me, made a grimace and said, "Go to bed early, don't come out and walk around at night, be careful that there are ghosts in the hospital." After finishing speaking, she turned to the nurse on duty. go.

Interesting girl, she still scares me, it seems that she is quite courageous.

Back in the ward, my mother asked curiously, "Son, what's going on next door?"

"It's nothing." I chuckled, "The old man next door just knocked the cup down by accident. Mom, go to sleep. I'll show you the bottle. When the medicine is gone, I'll call the nurse to change it."

Mom nodded and closed her eyes. I sat on the stool beside the bed, took out the "Huang Fu Pian" and studied it again.

Just when I was fascinated by the research, I suddenly heard the sound of the door of the next ward being closed.

I frowned, closed the book, and listened with pricked ears. A slight footstep passed by my door. I could guess it with my toes. It must be the old man next door coming out! !

I pushed the door open a small crack, and observed the situation outside through the crack. The old man was walking towards the nurse's duty room at this time, and I had been lying on the crack of the door watching his every move. When he walked to the door of the nurse's duty room, he looked back to make sure that there was no one behind him, and then walked into the nurse's duty room.

My mental reaction speed was very high. When he was about to turn around, I closed the door and opened it again after seven seconds.

And when I opened the door again, the old man was gone! Needless to say, he must have entered the nurse's duty room!

If you are a normal person and want to find a nurse, is it necessary to check whether there is anyone behind you before entering the room? of course not! This alone proves that the old man has a problem! Although I don't want to control ghosts and ghosts, I can't let innocent people be killed under my nose! So I put a spell on the door, walked out quickly, and went straight to the nurse's duty room.

When they came to the door, they found that the old man was talking to the little nurse just now. When they heard footsteps behind them, they looked back. The little nurse asked, "Huh? Why is it you again? Is there something wrong?"

Seeing that the old man didn't attack the nurse, I changed my words and said, "Well, I accidentally cut my finger just now, and I want you to bandage it for me." Then, I quickly scratched the hand behind me with my nails, and then put it on He stretched out his hand for her to watch.

"Huh? It's such a big wound, come here and sit down."

I sat on the chair next to the old man, and the old man said in an old voice: "Little nurse, you go ahead, I just came to tell you that my needle was pulled out by myself, and you don't want to disturb my sleep later." .”

While taking the disinfectant, the little nurse said, "Okay, Uncle Li, you go back to rest early, and I'll go get the empty medicine bottle tomorrow morning."

"Hey, good, good." The old man coughed twice, turned and walked out.

After he walked out, I also walked to the door of the nurse's duty room and watched his back. I wanted to see if he returned to my room.

The little nurse was about to wipe me with disinfectant, but I walked away, and she whispered, "Hey! Don't run away!"

Hearing the voice, the old man looked back. Seeing me standing at the door, he didn't say anything, turned his head back and walked back to his room. I know, if I hadn't been standing at the door, maybe where would he be going! Anyway, I definitely won't go back to my room obediently.

Since it is still uncertain whether he is a man or a ghost at this time, he can't act rashly. The little nurse said reproachfully: "What's the matter with you? You're so dishonest in disinfecting your wounds, why are you standing in the corridor looking?"

"Sorry." I smiled apologetically: "The wound is fine, I don't think there is any need to disinfect it, I'll go back first."

"Hey? No way! Didn't you come here just to ask me for disinfection? I think you are so weird? What are your plans?" It seems that if I say a wrong word, she will immediately call the police.

In desperation, I had no choice but to sit down, let her disinfect me, and try to maintain an indifferent posture.

After the wound was bandaged, I left the nurse's duty room. And I also let out a long breath. I wanted to come to save the little nurse, but I didn't expect to be misunderstood. In order to make up an excuse, I even scratched my finger. It's a big loss.

I walked slowly all the way to my mother's ward, listening to the movement of each ward along the way. Then he passed the door of the mother's ward, and came to the door of the old man's ward. He put his ear on the door and listened to the movement in the door. But as soon as my ears touched the door, the little nurse came out from the door of the nurse's duty room and looked towards me! I had to turn around quickly, pretending to go in the direction of the toilet.

I went to the toilet and stood there for a minute.

After I walked out, I found that the little nurse was still standing at the door of the nurse's duty room, looking at me. In desperation, I had no choice but to return to my mother's ward and sit on a chair to continue reading. The old man should have returned to his ward just now, the little nurse has already become suspicious of me, it seems that I can only sit here. But it doesn't matter, I'm hearing very well, and if the old man comes out of the room, I'm sure I can hear him.

It seems that I read "Yellow Talisman", "Blue Talisman" and "Purple Talisman" in one night. In the "Blue Talisman", I saw the sigil of subduing demons. That is to say, after the painting is finished, not only will it not be able to slay the devil, but it will make the monster go crazy. After reading it in the book, I realized that I had painted it backwards! Because the "video" between me and the old liar was based on the principle of mirroring, and according to the principle of mirroring, everything I see here is flipped horizontally, so the demon-subduing talisman not only didn't work, but made the monster go crazy ! Although it was a mistake, it is still a major discovery.

The Demon Falling Talisman is not actually cheating. What cheating is the mirror image principle. I drew it upside down.

If you have time another day, you should try the power of the Demon Falling Talisman again.

Early in the morning, Hu Yao and Xu Xiaoling rushed over, bringing breakfast such as fried dough sticks and soy milk.

Just as I was having breakfast, my phone rang suddenly. I took it out and saw that it was a call from a cheap man. After answering the call, the cheap man asked anxiously, "Brother, where are you?"

"My mother is anemic, I'm in the hospital, what's wrong?"

"Is there a TV in the hospital?!"

"Yes, we are in the advanced ward."

"Then put the TV on quickly and watch Zhuoxuan City TV Station."

"What's wrong with you? In such a hurry?" I frowned and asked.

The bitch said anxiously: "You can tell by watching TV, alright brother, I'm very busy here, so I won't talk about it for now." Saying that, the bitch hung up the phone.

This guy let me watch TV? What happened? I hurriedly put down the fried dough sticks in my hand, turned on the TV in the advanced ward, and found Zhuoxuan City TV station...

Zhuoxuan City TV Station is broadcasting "Diaojin Science", which is a program imitating CCTV's "Approaching Science". "Diaojin Science", hello everyone, I am Diao Meimei. A while ago, 1,703 people died suddenly in our city. Is it a plague or a ghost? Today, our column specially invited two mysterious guests! The professor is on stage! Everyone applauds!"

"Papa..." There were several taunting applause, and a middle-aged man wearing glasses came up.

The host continued: "Next, let us once again welcome Tianqiao fortune teller Yang Laoshi to the stage with warm applause!"

Then... I saw the slut coming out from the backstage, wearing a Taoist robe, carrying a mahogany sword, holding a compass in his left hand, and a sword finger in his right hand: "Wuliang Tianzun, hello host, audience friends in the audience and TV Greetings to all the audience friends in front of the plane!"

"Okay! Crack!" There were whistles and applause from the audience, and the camera turned to the auditorium. I found that there were several people from the Taoist Association and Qingyang Daoist in the audience. He is wearing SpongeBob SquarePants clothes, and he is doing his best to applaud! The few flowing hairs were all stuck to his head with sweat, and he was so excited that he was sweating...

Yang... old wet? Flyover fortune teller? Where and where? And Fellow Daoist Qingyang, these guys are too unreliable, right? I asked them to deal with the ghosts in Zhuoxuan City, but they ran to the TV station. I was so angry that I almost smashed the TV!

The host pressed his hands and signaled everyone to stop the applause, and then invited the two brick experts to sit on the sofas on the left and right of him, and said with a microphone: "The two brick experts are invited here today, just to let you explain your views. , Is what happened a while ago a plague virus? Or a monster? Let’s first interview Yang Laoshi, a fortune-teller at Tianqiao. Hello, Yang Laoshi.”

"Hey, hello, hello, hello, hello... Hello, host, I'm sorry, I just tried the mic just now." The bitch said.

The host wiped off his cold sweat and said, "It's all right. Yang Laoshi, what do you think about the sudden death of a large number of citizens a while ago?"

The slut made a pointing finger, and said calmly: "Infinite Heaven, during this period of time, many ghosts and monsters have gathered in Zhuoxuan City, but the Yin Qi in Zhuoxuan City has increased greatly, and some frail and sick people have been affected by the Yin Qi. impact, that’s why they died suddenly.”

Professor Tian sneered: "Pretending to be a ghost."

The hostess adjusted her glasses and said emotionally, "Huh? Professor Tian doesn't seem to support this statement. Let's interview Professor Tian next. Professor Tian, do you have anything to say?"

Professor Tian said: "I don't know what's going on with your program, why did you find this charlatan, what he said has no scientific basis at all, it's just nonsense! In fact, this incident is a plague virus, and we have developed special effects The medicine, Diaosi Capsules, is designed to treat all kinds of plagues, 8,800 boxes per box, 12 boxes for a course of treatment, please look for the Diaosi brand, it is sold in all major hospitals in this city!"

The bitch slapped the sofa and stood up: "You actually advertised on the show, fellow Taoists, beat me to death!"