The bitch slapped the sofa and stood up: "The shit is actually advertising on the show, fellow Taoists, beat me to death!"
Fellow Daoist Qingyang rushed up first, but was pulled away by the host. After calming down the atmosphere, the host said, "Professor Tian, I'm sorry, but we don't allow advertisements in our program. Could you please briefly explain the sudden death of citizens?"
Since the show was broadcast live, none of these clips could be edited.
Professor Tian said: "What happened a while ago, through the research of many experts in our hospital day and night, forgetting to eat and sleep, it was found that it was a mutated plague, and the infection rate of this plague was very low, precisely because of this , did not cause the large-scale spread of germs, and we have indeed developed a new drug... "
The host hurriedly interrupted: "Okay, thank Professor Tian for his explanation, let's interview Yang Laoshi again next time. Yang Laoshi, what do you think differently?"
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, Pindao did some calculations just now, and found out that Professor Tian will have a bloody disaster recently!"
"Fart!" Professor Tian pointed at the slut and said, "Bewitching people, I want to call the police, I want to sue you, I want to sue your "Dick into Science" column! I even found a fortune teller from a street stall to deceive people!"
"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! Fellow Daoists, beat this bastard to death!"
Fellow Daoist Qingyang rushed up with five or six big men, knocked Professor Tian down and beat him violently!
Just now, Professor Tian threatened to sue "Diao Jin Science" in court, so this time the hostess did not stop Qingyang Daoyou and others. The expression said: "I have already shuttled, he has a bloody disaster, but he just doesn't believe it. You see, it has come true now."
Our whole family is sitting in front of the TV, all petrified, the bitch is a weird guy, who came up with the bad idea to put him on the TV
This farce lasted for a minute, and the TV station urgently shut down this issue of "Diaojin Science"...
Mom said: "Xiao Yang is still so humorous."
I can only apologize and say yes. In fact, where is the humor in this product? It's just cheap! And what kind of program is "Dick into Science"? It's too unreliable! An unreliable program invited an even more unreliable slut as a guest, and even more unreliable Qingyang Taoist friends as an audience, which resulted in the show being forced to close after only three minutes. This is the strength of a slut!
Mom said: "Son, let's leave the hospital today. It's uncomfortable to live in the hospital. Besides, it's not a serious illness for me. As long as I'm not too tired, I won't pass out."
The old man said, "Success, I'll ask the doctor later, and then I'll go through the discharge procedures."
In fact, these tasks should be done by me, but I have other things, so I didn't take the initiative to take on this task.
I went to the nurse's duty room and wanted to ask the little nurse last night when the old man was admitted to the hospital and what relatives he had at home. I asked other nurses, and the answer I got was that the little nurse only worked night shift last night, if you want to chase her, you can come back at night.
I was speechless on the spot, well, I was misunderstood, so I didn't ask anything else, and went straight back to the ward. And my father had already asked the doctor, and said that my mother was discharged from the hospital without any problem, so we quickly completed the discharge procedures and left the hospital.
After leaving the hospital gate, Xu Xiaoling asked: "Xiaolong, you didn't sleep all night last night, are you tired? Do you want to go back and have a rest?"
I smiled: "Ningrou, I'm fine, have you forgotten? I'm in good shape." The corners of my mouth curled up slightly, and I said with a pun.
Xu Xiaoling pinched me lightly, and I smiled and looked at my mother: "Mom, let's go to XX Wetland today, that is one of the famous tourist attractions in this city..."
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After a full day of sightseeing, we didn't return to the hotel until after six o'clock in the evening.
After taking a shower, I hugged Xu Xiaoling's waist and sat on the bed to watch TV. While watching the frothy drama, I said, "Ning Rou, I'm going out tonight."
"Where are you going?" she asked, pressing her face against my chest.
I briefly recounted what happened last night, and then said: "Although I don't know what happened, there must be something wrong with that old man. I'm sure I won't be dazzled. He's already dead, but then somehow, he's gone again." Came alive. And his behavior is sneaky, I'm afraid he will hurt innocent people, so sorry...”
"It's okay Xiaolong, go, I just like your kindness, so I support you." She said, and she kissed me on the lips.
It's late, nine o'clock.
I got dressed, went downstairs, took a taxi and went straight to the hospital.
When I came to the downstairs of the inpatient department, I went up to the seventh floor with ease. At this time, there were still some pedestrians in the corridor, all of whom came to visit the family members of the patient. It was inconvenient for me to move, so I leaned against the stairs, took out "Zheng Pian" from the space ring, and read it.
The book "Zheng Pian" is not too thick, only about a hundred pages, and the whole book is made of special paper, which is waterproof and moisture-proof. It explains a lot of formations, the first one is entry-level formations, the second is intermediate and advanced formations, and the last few pages of the book record the props needed for formations.
These props are not the kind of spiritual pawns that Feng Nian can use, but copper coins, small yellow flags, mahogany swords, charms, red threads and other items. It's a pity that if you want to learn how to form a formation, you must first learn gossip. How do I know those things? So I had no choice but to put this book aside first, and when the bitch came, show it to him, he seems to know some knowledge about gossip.
Time passed quickly, and it was eleven o'clock in the middle of the night in the blink of an eye. At this time, the hospital corridor was very quiet, and I walked towards the old man's ward. Just as he was about to reach the door of the old man's ward, a person came out from the nurse's duty room opposite, it was the little nurse from last night! She was very surprised when she saw me: "Huh? Isn't your mother discharged from the hospital? Why..."
I'm scolding my mother! Is it such a coincidence? Every time I want to act, I will be interrupted by this little nurse! The corners of my eyes twitched twice: "Well... I came to see you, thank you for dressing my wound last night."
"Thank you?" He looked me up and down: "Just empty-handed thanks?"
"Of course not, I can do magic." As I said that, I put my hand behind my back, and when I stretched out my hand again, a fresh and tender peach appeared on my hand and handed it over.
"Wow! That's amazing! Let me see behind you, haven't you already hidden the peaches behind you?" Then, the little nurse ran to look behind me, and found that there was nothing behind me, and then said, "Would you like me again?" If you come up with one, I will trust you."
I smiled slightly, stretched my hand behind me again, took out a peach from the interspatial ring, and handed the peach to the little nurse.
The little nurse clapped her hands and said, "That's amazing! It just so happens that I'm bored on duty, so go and accompany me."
"This... okay." If I say no, she will definitely find out that I am plotting something wrong, so I have to agree to her for the time being, and find a chance to escape later.
When we came to the nurse's duty room, we sat down and chatted, chatting here and there, chatting here and there, I was not interested in chatting with her about the housework, so I focused all my attention on my ears and listened to the movement in the corridor.
At this moment, there seemed to be a low moan coming from the medicine cabinet behind the little nurse, like a woman's moan.
I fixed my eyes and looked at the medicine cabinet behind her. She asked suspiciously, "What's wrong?"
"What's in your medicine cabinet? Why did I hear a human moaning from inside?"
"How is it possible, did you hear it wrong? Why didn't I hear it?" The little nurse said, "Of course there are medicines in the medicine cabinet, but I don't have a key, so I can't open it."
I nodded and said: "Actually, you may not know that I was often hospitalized when I was young, and I am familiar with hospitals. I remember that when nurses are on night shift, there will never be only one nurse, usually two nurses, In this way, we can be together, and if the patient has any emergency, we can deal with it together. If there is only one nurse, it will be too busy. But why are you the only one on duty on this floor? You were alone last night, and you are still alone today, why? "
"Because the other sister asked for leave."
I shook my head slightly, and when I was about to stand up to check the medicine cabinet, a voice came from the corridor, 'Ah! 'Sound!
I hurriedly stood up and looked into the corridor, only to find that the door of the ward where the old man lived was open! The corridors are empty! The little nurse asked: "What sound? Which ward did it come from? Could it be someone having a nightmare?"
I ignored her, but walked quickly to the old man's ward. The little nurse also followed me. When I came to the old man's ward, I found that the ward was empty and there was nothing! What about people? Didn't the shout just now come from this ward
Someone else must have been killed! That's right! It must be so!
I ran to the doors of other wards and listened to them one by one. The little nurse followed me with an anxious face. Just as I was gradually listening, the door of the last room suddenly opened, and a figure ran out quickly, it was the old man!
He ran to the elevator. Coincidentally, no one used the elevator at night, and one of the elevators happened to be on the seventh floor. He pressed the elevator and ran straight in! I wanted to chase him, but after thinking about it, I decided to go to the ward first, so I said to the little nurse: "Go look at the elevator and see which floor the elevator stops on. Press another elevator."
"What, go and press the elevator, I'm going to see the patients in the ward. Is that man just now Uncle Li? How did he run so fast?"
That's okay, let the little nurse see the patient. I just want to take this opportunity to get rid of him.
So I came to the elevator, and while pressing the button of another elevator, I watched the old man's elevator go to several floors. Soon I saw that his elevator stopped on the second floor, and the other elevator also reached the seventh floor. Just as I was about to walk in, the little nurse also ran over: "Wait for me!"