"Oh? Then how do you run for office?"
The bitch said seriously: "Brother, wait a moment, let me organize my thoughts... Forget it, I'd better go to Xu's house and talk to you face to face. Send a car to pick me up, and then prepare a few boxes of deluxe for me , but also the old taste, durian flavor." The bitch demanded.
"Well, okay, I will tell the driver your mobile phone number later, and the driver will contact you."
After hanging up the phone, Xu Xiaoling asked, "What's wrong?"
"It seems troublesome, but it doesn't matter, I guess it won't be too troublesome. Ningrou, you go and arrange a car to bring Jiannan over, he is also in the capital."
Two hours later, the cheap man arrived at Xu's house.
I was sitting in the living room waiting for him long ago. As soon as he came in, I hurriedly took a sip of his favorite durian-flavored deluxe, and complained: "The weather is so hot, brother, you will really enjoy yourself. Hiding It must be very comfortable to escape the summer heat in the Xu Family Courtyard, right?"
"I've just come back, too. Speaking of business, what happened to your campaign?"
The cheap man stood near the air conditioner and said: "The National Congress of the Taoist Association is held every five years. This is the 18th meeting, referred to as the 18th Congress. This time, many powerful people have come, including some seniors who have become famous many years ago. Senior Zhu from Xiaobulang Dangtun, Senior Hu from Ermiankutun, Senior Zhao from Simazitun in Zhaosi, and Huang from Peach Blossom Island..."
I hastened to stop the bitch who was counting his fingers to report his name: "Why are all the old seniors here this time? I've never heard of these names before."
"I've never heard of it." The cheap man said, "Anyway, there are a lot of people attending the conference this time. According to incomplete statistics, there are close to 2,000 people. Almost all Taoist priests in our country are present."
"Well, how many candidates are there this time?"
"Three people want to run for the president, and I have two opponents. In fact, I don't want to run for office at all. Although Mr. Xu tempted me, saying that after becoming the president, many women will regard me as an idol, I don't want to come either. Because I have enough fans...but I still came because I found out that there is a conspiracy in this campaign!"
"Oh? What kind of conspiracy can there be in the election? It's nothing more than some inside stories. With the support of Mr. Xu, are you still afraid of this?"
"Brother, look, are you naive again? Do you think this election is just like "The Voice of XX"? It's so simple to decide the champion before the broadcast? This election, there are islanders behind the scenes!" Rare man He was serious once, and he has a leadership temperament, but the durian-flavored deluxe in his hand destroyed this hard-won temperament...
I frowned slightly: "Island country? What the hell is the island country doing? What does our election for the president of the Taoist Association have to do with the island country?"
The cheap man analyzed: "According to my guess, it should be to make Taoism completely decline, and then infiltrate the island nation's onmyoji profession. By then, Taoism will no longer exist, and they can control ghosts to do whatever they want in our country! No one can control it! "
"It makes sense." I nodded: "This matter is indeed serious, but how did you find out?"
"A few ghost friends received the news. In fact, I'm not sure the authenticity of the news, so I didn't publicize it. I didn't even tell Mr. Xu, but my intuition told me that there was a conspiracy in the rules of this competition."
I took a sip of tea: "Tell me about the rules of the game."
The cheap man said: "Because there are three people running for the chairman this time, the elders of the Taoist Association jointly formulated the rules of the competition. The rules are like this. The three contestants draw lots and choose three locations to perform tasks. The first to return is The winner. Each contestant can bring an assistant. Actually, I wanted to go with Fellow Daoist Qingyang, but Fellow Daoist is not strong enough, and he is lying in the hospital right now."
"Hospital? What happened to him?" I asked.
"Fellow Daoist, he went to a variety show called 'Diaosi Diving Show' a while ago, but because of the wrong landing posture, his buttocks first touched the water surface, and he threw a depth charge. As a result, his anus was poured backwards, and he is still in the hospital now. Lying down! That’s why Daoyou is really weak! He’s already getting old, and he’s too late to be safe, so he’s blown a chrysanthemum... "
I sighed inwardly, fellow Taoist Qingyang was indeed very unreliable, then turned back to the topic, and analyzed: "According to what you said, the island country has intervened in the back, and they want their power to occupy the top of the Taoist Association, then In other words, at least one of the remaining two contestants is from an island country."
"That's right! Talking to smart people saves effort!" The bitch complimented me, and I glanced at him. If it came from someone else's mouth, I wouldn't think it was a big deal. So awkward
I continued to analyze: "If this is the case, when we carry out the mission, the island country will definitely send people to interfere with us, so that we cannot complete the mission and return in time."
The bitch slapped his thigh and said excitedly: "That's right! That's it! So, I like to talk to smart people, you don't need to say anything, you can guess everything!"
I glared at him: "Since you already have an idea, why don't you say it?"
The cheap man hurriedly laughed and said, "Well, big brother, you should say it."
I continued: "If the island country sends people to interfere, they will definitely not be ordinary people, but onmyojis. They will secretly control ghosts to interfere. In this way, without our knowledge, we will only think that the task It's very difficult, and you won't doubt others... As for the Onmyoji in the island country, you are worried that the Onmyoji Abe Ryojo who fought with us last time will appear, so you want me to be your assistant, right?"
"Totally correct!" the bitch said, "Brother, that's what I'm worried about. Abe Yoshiro's shikigami is very powerful. Last time he fought against Yujia, although he was defeated by Yujia, he was still escaped by them. It can be seen that those shikigami dogs are also pretty badass, I'm afraid my wolf-dog-like movement can't beat them!"
"Understood, the 18th National Congress starts tomorrow, right? Are you staying here tonight, or going back? If you go back, you can go back by yourself. I want to live here, and I will find you tomorrow morning."
The bitch took another sip of the durian-flavored luxe and said, "You idiot just left. I was too embarrassed to bother you. If I had known you were here, I would have come here long ago!"
"Come on, that's just right, let's go there together tomorrow."
"Okay, I'm going to find something to eat first, and I'm going to start business tomorrow, so I have to relax a bit today." After finishing speaking, the bitch walked towards the orchard with ease.
I sat on the chair and took off the jade pendant attached to my chest. It was a treasure given to me by Feng Nianke. When attacked, it would automatically fade out of the protective cover. It was this jade pendant that saved me, and it was also because of this jade pendant that Feng Nianke was killed. I held the jade pendant tightly, took a deep breath, put the jade pendant into the interspatial ring, then stood up and walked out...
the next day.
The Taoist Association officially started at 9:00 am on the 18th. I was planning to go there earlier, but who knew that this bastard didn’t know what he ate last night. Later, I almost kicked the toilet door, and this guy came out with his legs between his legs.
However, it was almost nine o'clock.
We hurried over by car! When we got there, it was almost half past nine.
The venue was in a private villa in the suburbs. Although it was relatively luxurious, it was far from the Xu family compound. At this time, there were many cars parked outside the courtyard, and there were many people standing in the courtyard. It was just like what the bitch said. More than one thousand.
When we entered the yard, the middle-aged man who was speaking on the stage said: "Just in time, our third president candidate is here, everyone applauds and welcomes him to come up and say a few words!!"
The bitch tidied up his suit, slowly moved to the ring with his legs between his legs, and picked up the microphone: "Hey, hey, hey, hey..."
After 'Hey' for a long time, the bitch took out a speech script from his suit pocket, cleared his throat, and read aloud: "Dear students, ah no, dear friends, it's time for the conference again in a blink of an eye. The class is going to run for the class president... Cough, the association is going to run for the president, and I am a person who loves the class, no, loves the association, and cares about the collective. I hope I can be elected as the president this time, so that I can do my best for the class... No, do things for the association, do a good job of leading the work, and lead the association to go further! Although it is the first time, I will try my best to satisfy all fellow... All fellow daoists! I hope fellow daoists can give me a chance to show myself, thank you Everyone!"
Everyone was shocked! !
I am no exception! I thought to myself, where did B get the speech? Why does it sound so much like a primary school student running for class cadre? Very childish! And it’s okay if you don’t mispronounce, but the key point is that this product often mispronounces! He exposed his shameful behavior of plagiarizing elementary school students!
I came in with him just now, and now I wish I could find a crack in the ground and sneak in, it's so fucking embarrassing!
Everyone froze for a few seconds, until the bitch urged: "Give me fifty cents of applause, and send me off the stage!" Then everyone came to their senses, and there was sparse applause, and the bitch said politely: "Thank you everyone for your support!" support!"
Since we were half an hour late just now, and the first two president candidates had already finished their speeches, I didn't see the appearance of these two people. It was all my fault for the bitch. Seeing the food was closer than seeing the father, like The way he eats, it's no wonder if he doesn't eat it badly, I should have reminded him if he had known it earlier, if he had eaten less, he wouldn't have delayed his business.
Back to me, the bitch asked, "Brother, how was my speech just now?"
"Very well, but I want to know where you got this speech." I asked calmly.
"That's right, I used Baidu in the toilet in the morning. When you smashed the door outside the toilet, I was copying the speech in it. It's all because of you urging me outside, which made me write a lot of typos..."
I collapsed on the spot! I didn't settle accounts with you! Are you fucking blaming me? ! …